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(Athens Banner Herald)   "When the officer turned the man over chicken nuggets fell out of his shirt, and two packages of link sausages fell from his pants." / "The shoplifter asked the officer to kill him, 'which I refused to do,' the officer wrote in his report"   (onlineathens.com) divider line 8
    More: Amusing, chicken nuggets, police officers, sausages, package testing, shoplifting  
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2013-03-30 04:09:35 AM
3 votes:
The only way this is amusing is if the sad tag is huffing and drunk.
2013-03-30 03:09:20 AM
3 votes:
Did the shoplifter get stronger after the cop did not kill him or was that Nietzsche guy wrong about that?
2013-03-30 08:56:02 AM
2 votes:

Basily Gourt: Stealing cheese? By all means, send him to jail.

Crooked bankers and wall street execs? Bonus time!

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.


If you have half a brain you would know why you shouldn't steal. The chance per theft is low, but do you know how often you have to shoplift to replace simply having a job and buying that food?

Enough pulls at that slot machine and you lose eventually.
2013-03-30 07:19:22 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: Metalithic: Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.

DATURA


datura is a hell of a thing, but you're way more apt to steal cheese when you're drunk.
2013-03-30 06:42:29 AM
1 votes:
Stealing cheese? By all means, send him to jail.

Crooked bankers and wall street execs? Bonus time!

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.
2013-03-30 05:21:48 AM
1 votes:
I have to commend the officer on his restraint.
2013-03-30 04:43:05 AM
1 votes:
Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.
2013-03-30 03:54:21 AM
1 votes:
What kind of sad mob makes a guy steal cheese and sausage from Kroger's?
 
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