Basily Gourt: Stealing cheese? By all means, send him to jail.Crooked bankers and wall street execs? Bonus time!I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them./sister is in retail.
Jon iz teh kewl: Metalithic: Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.DATURA
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