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(Athens Banner Herald)   "When the officer turned the man over chicken nuggets fell out of his shirt, and two packages of link sausages fell from his pants." / "The shoplifter asked the officer to kill him, 'which I refused to do,' the officer wrote in his report"   (onlineathens.com) divider line 52
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2013-03-30 11:47:02 PM
So that's how they got Jason Bourne.....
 
2013-04-01 12:38:35 AM

Silentbob768768: in a single day ive seen one shoplifter hit five stores in my retailer alone literally just driving in a loop around storea...each hit roughly $300...theyll get half that selling the merch cards they get so in just one day youre still looking at $550 in tax free cash for one day. this is not uncommon. i see much more of groups like these than i do large value theives.


What store still uses preloaded gift cards?
 
Why u no call police while watching someone literally driving around?
 
Since you say they out-earn you, you must believe this person does it every day.  Still no police response despite this, and your having had the option to see his car parked at multiple locations from which you could get a license plate?
 
 
You see why I call bullshiat right?
 
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