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(Daily Mail)   Pimp arrested after forcing 13-year-old girl to tattoo his street name "Suave" on her eyelids. Smooth move Ex-lax   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
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2013-03-29 08:51:12 PM  
somehow i thought it said pope instead of pimp
 
2013-03-29 08:53:09 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: somehow i thought it said pope instead of pimp


Roman Thomas III actually does kind of sound like a Pope name.
 
2013-03-29 08:54:37 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: somehow i thought it said pope instead of pimp


media.npr.org

Ease up on the groomin' hand and yo biatches be better earners, my son.
 
2013-03-30 01:41:00 AM  
Did someone say eyelid tattoo?

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2013-03-30 01:55:10 AM  
i see suave on her neck, not her eyelid
 
2013-03-30 01:56:45 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: i see suave on her neck, not her eyelid


You can't show a 13 year old victim of sex crimes or trafficking in the papers. It's not only in poor taste, but also illegal.
 
2013-03-30 01:57:18 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: i see suave on her neck, not her eyelid


That's Shanteria, not the 13 year old.
 
2013-03-30 01:58:19 AM  
does his license plate say 'Fresh' and his car have dice in the mirror?
 
2013-03-30 01:58:48 AM  
www.historiann.com
 
2013-03-30 01:58:54 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: i see suave on her neck, not her eyelid


You don't know how to read.
 
2013-03-30 01:59:17 AM  

thisiszombocom: does his license plate say 'Fresh' and his car have dice in the mirror?


No.
 
2013-03-30 02:00:20 AM  
Florida news, Daily Fail link submitted, Fark greenlites it.. Shocker..
 
2013-03-30 02:00:20 AM  
www.themoorefamily.com
 
m00
2013-03-30 02:01:38 AM  
from the original article:

"Police say Thomas and Sanders gave the girl condoms, coached her how to talk to johns and began bringing in clients who paid up to $100 an hour."

Something is really fishy. That is way under market-value for incall.


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/03/28/3312163/police-miami-pimp-force d -teen.html#storylink=cpy"
 
2013-03-30 02:01:58 AM  
she is a helluva painter

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-30 02:03:40 AM  

Propain_az: What_Would_Jimi_Do: i see suave on her neck, not her eyelid

You don't know how to read.


i don't know how to read what?
 
2013-03-30 02:03:58 AM  
the drug Molly

It's addictive, but I wouldn't call them a drug.

www.freewebs.com
 
2013-03-30 02:17:51 AM  
y'all leave Rico alone, all bein all racist n shiat.
 
2013-03-30 02:19:22 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: she is a helluva painter

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 219x138]


"Alright listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member."
 
2013-03-30 02:21:21 AM  
Who said it wasn't hard out thar
 
2013-03-30 02:22:48 AM  
I would love to see some lifer tattoo "Insert Dick" on his upper lip, and "Here" on his lower lip, and throw his ass in general population.
 
2013-03-30 02:23:48 AM  
it pays to keep track of your 13 yr old daughters.
 
2013-03-30 02:27:02 AM  

99.998er: I would love to see some lifer tattoo "Insert Dick" on his upper lip, and "Here" on his lower lip, and throw his ass in general population.


Using white ink, of course. We would want it a little more pronounced.
 
2013-03-30 02:28:08 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: i see suave on her neck, not her eyelid



What a 13 year old girl looks like to What_Would_Jimi_Do :

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-30 02:32:36 AM  
Some days this place really disgusts me.  It's just a little girl.  Who knows what was done to her at home that made her run away.  Then this guy picks her up and acts like her friend but there's a catch: she has to sell her body and give him the money because she "owes" him for what he's done for her.  When she decides she has to get out he brands her as his property.
 
2013-03-30 02:33:46 AM  

GungFu: What_Would_Jimi_Do: i see suave on her neck, not her eyelid


What a 13 year old girl looks like to What_Would_Jimi_Do :

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x427]


That would be his "bottom biatch" that he used up years before and has no where else to go now that she's washed out at 23.
 
2013-03-30 02:35:22 AM  

A Terrible Human: "Alright listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member."


Oh man, that is so ugly.
 
2013-03-30 02:36:05 AM  

bestie1: Some days this place really disgusts me.  It's just a little girl.  Who knows what was done to her at home that made her run away.  Then this guy picks her up and acts like her friend but there's a catch: she has to sell her body and give him the money because she "owes" him for what he's done for her.  When she decides she has to get out he brands her as his property.


boingboing.net
 
2013-03-30 02:37:09 AM  
I guess he does, in fact, practice Shanteria.
 
2013-03-30 02:45:15 AM  

GungFu: What_Would_Jimi_Do: i see suave on her neck, not her eyelid


What a 13 year old girl looks like to What_Would_Jimi_Do :

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x427]


Well, you know...all them 13 year olds look alike.
 
2013-03-30 02:55:47 AM  
www.worldoffemale.com

Not cool, Bro.


/Oh Florida tag, you never disappoint.
 
2013-03-30 02:56:28 AM  

99.998er: I would love to see some lifer tattoo "Insert Dick" on his upper lip, and "Here" on his lower lip, and throw his ass in general population.


25.media.tumblr.com

I likes him and I wants him. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.
 
2013-03-30 03:03:25 AM  

thisiszombocom: does his license plate say 'Fresh' and his car have dice in the mirror?


www.the-reel-mccoy.com
 
2013-03-30 03:12:03 AM  
came for taxi driver leaving satisfied
 
2013-03-30 03:19:52 AM  
Ex lax? Suave? There's just no escaping these gat damn ads huh
 
2013-03-30 03:47:09 AM  
I know it says eyelids but it made me think of this (since I just saw the episode on Amazon Prime)

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2013-03-30 04:04:59 AM  
Even worse than people who pimp out underage girls are the men who purchase their services. If there wasn't the demand this wouldn't happen. They can't even use the excuse that she looked of age, since underage is precisely the feature they are after.
 
2013-03-30 04:32:20 AM  

Nidiot: Even worse than people who pimp out underage girls are the men who purchase their services. If there wasn't the demand this wouldn't happen. They can't even use the excuse that she looked of age, since underage is precisely the feature they are after.


I agree that the men (usually but not exclusively) who purchase their services are bad.
The pimp ... by definition, is creating the demand, encouraging that demand, and servicing that demand.
The pimp is also causing her to be tattooed (and probably having sex with her himself)

I think the pimp is worse.
 
2013-03-30 04:41:29 AM  

Slartibartfaster: Nidiot: Even worse than people who pimp out underage girls are the men who purchase their services. If there wasn't the demand this wouldn't happen. They can't even use the excuse that she looked of age, since underage is precisely the feature they are after.

I agree that the men (usually but not exclusively) who purchase their services are bad.
The pimp ... by definition, is creating the demand, encouraging that demand, and servicing that demand.
The pimp is also causing her to be tattooed (and probably having sex with her himself)

I think the pimp is worse.


no the pimp is NOT worse.  all pimping is, is an ART to take your money.  it's not about the woman or the experience.  think of it as a sideshow game
 
2013-03-30 05:16:52 AM  
Jon iz teh kewl:
no the pimp is NOT worse.  all pimping is, is an ART to take your money.  it's not about the woman or the experience.  think of it as a sideshow game

An art? They're just middlemen like bankers or Wal-Mart.
Pimps just happen to lack the power for immunity in the justice system.

They're all scum.
 
2013-03-30 05:27:57 AM  
FTFA: A 'pimp' has been accused of forcing a 13-year-old prostitute to have his name tattooed on her eyelids when she threatened to run away.

No such thing as a 13-year-old prostitute. She was a 13-year old-rape victim. Of course the Daily Mail probably has its reasons for wanting it to sound as if she had a choice in the matter.
 
2013-03-30 05:45:14 AM  

Fista-Phobia:


Suave, not Smoove.


/it is then I will freak you doggy-style
 
2013-03-30 05:55:35 AM  

orbister: FTFA: A 'pimp' has been accused of forcing a 13-year-old prostitute to have his name tattooed on her eyelids when she threatened to run away.

No such thing as a 13-year-old prostitute. She was a 13-year old-rape victim. Of course the Daily Mail probably has its reasons for wanting it to sound as if she had a choice in the matter.


this is the first salient thought in an entire thread filled with nonsense. Well done, orbister.
Fark on...
 
2013-03-30 05:56:06 AM  

Kalashinator: Fista-Phobia:

Suave, not Smoove.


/it is then I will freak you doggy-style


There will also be corn chips.
 
2013-03-30 05:58:20 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: no the pimp is NOT worse


try this as a mental excercise

which is worse...

men that have sex with 13 year olds
OR
men who have sex with 13 year olds, force 13 year olds to have sex with others, force 13 year olds to have their name tattoed on them

Are you really sure ?
 
2013-03-30 06:06:57 AM  
The Daily Dipshiat must have had a seizure when it caught wind of this story. Anything underage and anything prostitute gets front page.
 
2013-03-30 06:12:00 AM  

Slartibartfaster: Jon iz teh kewl: no the pimp is NOT worse

try this as a mental excercise

which is worse...

men that have sex with 13 year olds
OR
men who have sex with 13 year olds, force 13 year olds to have sex with others, force 13 year olds to have their name tattoed on them

Are you really sure ?


Can't we all just agree that the Pimps and Johns who do this are both scum?

/Pimps *are* worse but only marginally.
 
2013-03-30 06:12:53 AM  
I bet that she doesn't  forget what brand of shampoo he tells her to get when he sends her grocery shopping again.
 
2013-03-30 06:15:41 AM  

quatchi: Can't we all just agree that the Pimps and Johns who do this are both scum?


They are definitely both scum
But only one of them is involved in the tattoo
That one is scummier
 
2013-03-30 06:23:13 AM  

orbister: FTFA: A 'pimp' has been accused of forcing a 13-year-old prostitute to have his name tattooed on her eyelids when she threatened to run away.

No such thing as a 13-year-old prostitute. She was a 13-year old-rape victim. Of course the Daily Mail probably has its reasons for wanting it to sound as if she had a choice in the matter.


False.

No such thing as a 13 year old human female prostitue.

There was a study where they taught a troupe of chimps to use money. Once the chimps learned to associate money with value, they were each given a few coins. It took them about 10 minutes to invent prostitution. You have to respect that kind of social evolution with the proper titles.
 
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