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(NBC Bay Area)   Why are people flocking to see a tiny door in the base of a tree in Golden Gate Park? Go ask Alice   (nbcbayarea.com ) divider line
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2013-03-30 11:29:31 AM  
You can't ask Alice anything anymore
 
2013-03-30 11:33:48 AM  

moshi8: The Smails Kid: Teknowaffle: Because people in Frisco are stupid and amused by idiotic things?
What do the people of a small mountain town in Colorado have to do with a door on a tree in a park in San Francisco?

/yeah, I'm that guy

Bless your heart, Smalls

Third generation San Franciscan and it is either called "San Francisco" or "The City". Everything else just screams "tourist" or interloper. (Ha)


It has always amused me to no end how much a San Franciscan's jimmies get rustled if you call their bleepin city Frisco.

Get over yourselves. Oh wait, your entire town is based on you not getting over yourselves, and selling smug by the square foot to anyone who believes its inspirational elixir.
 
2013-03-30 11:34:39 AM  

DeerNuts: stirfrybry: It'd be funny to install a lock on it.

Or tiny crime scene tape.


THIS
 
2013-03-30 11:44:07 AM  

Generation_D: moshi8: The Smails Kid: Teknowaffle: Because people in Frisco are stupid and amused by idiotic things?
What do the people of a small mountain town in Colorado have to do with a door on a tree in a park in San Francisco?

/yeah, I'm that guy

Bless your heart, Smalls

Third generation San Franciscan and it is either called "San Francisco" or "The City". Everything else just screams "tourist" or interloper. (Ha)

It has always amused me to no end how much a San Franciscan's jimmies get rustled if you call their bleepin city Frisco.


i35.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-30 12:13:47 PM  

ThighsofGlory: moshi8: The Smails Kid: Teknowaffle: Because people in Frisco are stupid and amused by idiotic things?
What do the people of a small mountain town in Colorado have to do with a door on a tree in a park in San Francisco?

/yeah, I'm that guy

Bless your heart, Smalls

Third generation San Franciscan and it is either called "San Francisco" or "The City". Everything else just screams "tourist" or interloper. (Ha)

I've always called you people Bay Aryans.


I like this a lot better.  The whole Frisco/OMG don't call it Frisco thing has been dead for like 20 years.  It's a cliche of a cliche.
 
2013-03-30 01:15:41 PM  
In my town, if such a thing happened, they'd be out looking for the person who vandalized the tree on city property. They'd cite the damage done by inserting screws for the hinges into the living wood and go on and on about potential for infection. They'd also complain about increased damage to the grass surrounding the area due to people going to see the door and someone would point out how the local squirrels are traumatized by so many folks.

My city doesn't respond well to unexpected things. We had a beautiful little island connected by a small bridge and dedicated as a war memorial. It was a shady place, packed with trees and brush and wild flowers.

So, someone got raped there in the middle of the night. Solution: cut all of the trees down and turn the place into a barren, sandy bare spot.

A little door in the base of a tree? They'd probably increase police patrols in the area.

/Why, yes we have a lot of HOA's. Why do you ask?
 
2013-03-30 01:29:37 PM  

Generation_D: It has always amused me to no end how much a San Franciscan's jimmies get rustled if you call their bleepin city Frisco.


It's a tradition started by Herb Caen, when he titled his book "Don't Call It Frisco". Oddly enough, he was known as The Sackamenna Kid, as he was born in Sacramento California. Prior to that, I don't think anyone gave a shiat.
 
2013-03-30 01:55:05 PM  

das: danielscissorhands: Who the f**k is alice?

NSFW???


It's Good Friday? Why the hell are you worried about work?

But yes, it's safe for work, unless your workplace will fire you for bad, but catchy rave music.

;)
 
2013-03-30 01:58:51 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Real or not, it's kind of rude to open the door.


And ram your garbage in spoiling the illusion / mystery / feeling of discovery.

Things like this are cool because they spark those spots of the mind.  Finding paper in there is like finding a used condom in your coffee, spoils the whole experience.
 
2013-03-30 02:23:12 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: It's a tradition started by Herb Caen


You're way off.  I'm not sure when it started, but here's an edict from Emperor Norton from 1872:

"Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco," which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars."

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-30 02:23:59 PM  

moshi8: The Smails Kid: Teknowaffle: Because people in Frisco are stupid and amused by idiotic things?
What do the people of a small mountain town in Colorado have to do with a door on a tree in a park in San Francisco?

/yeah, I'm that guy

Bless your heart, Smalls

Third generation San Franciscan and it is either called "San Francisco" or "The City". Everything else just screams "tourist" or interloper. (Ha)


Lighten up Franciscan.
 
2013-03-30 03:21:46 PM  
 
2013-03-30 03:26:40 PM  

Dr.Fey: You're way off.


So I am. Apologies and kudos for the correction.
 
2013-03-30 04:25:38 PM  
I think the obvious thing to do is install one of these doors any time you see a tree with that sort of formation.
 
2013-03-30 04:34:07 PM  
I got nothing better today than shoot some baskets. Think ill do that at the Panhandle then search for this random menace.
 
2013-03-30 08:32:54 PM  
Need a 24/7 Webcam on that door.  Never know when the little farkers will come out.
 
2013-03-31 12:11:25 AM  
I live a few blocks away, I'm going to take a picture with it tomorrow and all of you will be so jealous.

Standby 24 hours for a post.
 
2013-03-31 01:55:22 AM  
Hmmm...did they give the kids these large, blue plastic keys that you put in the slots, and once turned you got to listen to a story or nursery rhyme?


/probably obscure
//feels old now
///oh, for the careless inquisitiveness that is childhood
 
2013-04-01 09:50:56 PM  

Resident Muslim: Hmmm...did they give the kids these large, blue plastic keys that you put in the slots, and once turned you got to listen to a story or nursery rhyme?


/probably obscure
//feels old now
///oh, for the careless inquisitiveness that is childhood


Elephant keys are not obscure.
 
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