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(Abc.net.au)   North Korea enters state of war with the South   (abc.net.au) divider line 365
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2013-03-29 08:14:49 PM  
someone give Un a shot of cancer please
 
2013-03-29 08:26:10 PM  
Can Nick Saban be their first target?
 
2013-03-29 08:26:14 PM  
Whelp.

Things are about to get interesting.

Thoughts going out right now to the 2nd ID. Hope they don't have to see use.
 
2013-03-29 08:26:55 PM  
So... Same as always then?

/Meh.
 
2013-03-29 08:26:55 PM  
So this means a M*A*S*H* reboot?
 
2013-03-29 08:27:55 PM  
They just clarified by saying it's neither peace nor war. So exactly the same as the last 50 years.
 
2013-03-29 08:28:22 PM  
Oh boy-oh-boy. I can't wait for the Russia-China-USA dick waving contest on seeing who wants to "keep the peace" more and betterer.
 
2013-03-29 08:28:51 PM  
Well then the South will rise again.
 
2013-03-29 08:28:51 PM  
Enters?

They never left the last state of war. This is just another temper tantrum designed to gauge the new leadership of South Korea. It's like a primary school student testing out a new teacher
 
2013-03-29 08:28:53 PM  
Subby.... you put my pants in a state of war.

Troof.
 
2013-03-29 08:28:57 PM  
gp1.pinkbike.org
 
2013-03-29 08:29:09 PM  
What, again?
 
2013-03-29 08:29:52 PM  
Look, you can't lay all that on my shoulders. Don't you know how much this place stinks? Don't you know what it's like to stand day after day in blood? In the blood of children? I hate this place. And if I can't stand up to it to your satisfaction, then --- then the hell with it. How dare you? The hell with your Iowa naivete, and the hell with your hero worship and your teddy bear, and while you're at it, the hell with you. Why don't you grow up for crying out loud? I'm not here for you to admire. I'm here to pull bodies out of a sausage grinder -- if possible, without going crazy. Period.
 
2013-03-29 08:29:59 PM  
"As of now, inter-Korea relations enter a state of war and all matters between the two Koreas will be handled according to wartime protocol," the statement said.

I would like to announce to the world that every human being on the planet owes me a $1 and I will now be handling all other humans according to the fact that they owe me $1.


Just because I say everybody owes me a dollar doesn't mean a damn thing has changed.  I love how some people are shiatting themselves over this and all NK has done is talk smack.
 
2013-03-29 08:30:01 PM  

Ima10urin8: someone give Un a shot of cancer please


better yet, do what Dre and Suge Knight did to Eazy-E
 
2013-03-29 08:30:03 PM  
The shiat has hit the fan.
 
2013-03-29 08:30:07 PM  
China's bastard child.  How about we tell them to fix it or we'll default on our debt to them.  Achieve peace, reduce the debt in one fell swoop.
 
2013-03-29 08:30:23 PM  
Let's do this!!
 
2013-03-29 08:31:07 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Well then the South will rise again.


Only time I'll say I hope the South rises again.
 
2013-03-29 08:31:16 PM  
This is not a repeat of every moment for the last several decades.
 
2013-03-29 08:31:27 PM  
So where are all the war-eager Neocons in all of this?

Oh, right.  Israel couldn't care less so neither could they.
 
2013-03-29 08:31:45 PM  
Who seriously thinks Fatty Fatty Ding-Dong is really in charge.
 
2013-03-29 08:31:51 PM  
Is not surprised
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-29 08:31:55 PM  
hmmm, anyone think this is legit?
 
2013-03-29 08:31:56 PM  
They do stuff like this all the time dont they?
 
2013-03-29 08:32:12 PM  
Austin?    They want to bomb Austin?
 
2013-03-29 08:32:15 PM  
And you people used to complain about Bush??

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH...

Grammar and such.
 
2013-03-29 08:32:26 PM  

doyner: So where are all the war-eager Neocons in all of this?

Oh, right.  Israel couldn't care less so neither could they.


Basically.
 
2013-03-29 08:32:35 PM  
The fat boy is shooting asimuth angles for his cannonball artillery to hit drones
 
2013-03-29 08:33:36 PM  

doyner: So where are all the war-eager Neocons in all of this?

Oh, right.  Israel couldn't care less so neither could they.


Well, that and the fact there isn't a whole lot of oil in the Korean peninsula.
 
2013-03-29 08:33:47 PM  

Klippoklondike: They do stuff like this all the time dont they?


This is the farthest they've taken the rhetoric in recent history. Let's see if they're going to do anything to back it up.
 
2013-03-29 08:33:55 PM  
I'm starting to think they might mean it this time.
 
2013-03-29 08:34:02 PM  

redly1: Ima10urin8: someone give Un a shot of cancer please

better yet, do what Dre and Suge Knight did to Eazy-E


Give NK African Aids?
 
2013-03-29 08:34:34 PM  
Well they listed Austin, TX in thier top 5 targets, so apparantly lil Kim hates hipsters.
 
2013-03-29 08:34:45 PM  
Yet another war of Northern aggression.
 
2013-03-29 08:35:18 PM  
Couldn't South Korea just have Samsung build 100 million robot spiders that crawl all over North Korea, systematically dismantling their weapons?
 
2013-03-29 08:35:24 PM  
I'm pretty sure we want to avoid this war because we /would/ win.  We'd be on the hook for rebuilding a national infrastructure from the ground up, with a people that--by many accounts--actually believe a lot of the garbage spewed their way.
 
2013-03-29 08:35:34 PM  

Oldiron_79: Well they listed Austin, TX in thier top 5 targets, so apparantly lil Kim hates hipsters.


Is there a citation/list for this? I would love to see what his other "targets" are.
 
2013-03-29 08:35:34 PM  
Best Korea is at war with Better Korea. They have *always* been at war with Better Korea (at least, since 1950). The temporary lull in actual shooting at each other full-time has only existed since the US got the UN (minus China, which was absent for the vote in the Security Council) to kick their asses and forced them to sign an armistice in 1953. Kim Jong-Un can't count on Chinese "volunteers" to bail his ass out this time.
 
2013-03-29 08:36:27 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: Oh boy-oh-boy. I can't wait for the Russia-China-USA dick waving contest on seeing who wants to "keep the peace" more and betterer.


That's the joke (I think):  Russia doesn't really care what happens to Best Korea, China's just about washed their hands of them and the US pretty much has it outgunned.  So...rattling the saber isn't doing much.
 
2013-03-29 08:39:57 PM  
www.abc.net.au
Are the generals' hats trying to escape?
 
2013-03-29 08:40:12 PM  

GAT_00: I'm starting to think they might mean it this time.


bestoftheblogs.com
Naaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2013-03-29 08:40:30 PM  
Are the stories about their huge conventional arsenal of artillery aimed south even partially true?
 
2013-03-29 08:40:35 PM  

Rwa2play: AppleOptionEsc: Oh boy-oh-boy. I can't wait for the Russia-China-USA dick waving contest on seeing who wants to "keep the peace" more and betterer.

That's the joke (I think):  Russia doesn't really care what happens to Best Korea, China's just about washed their hands of them and the US pretty much has it outgunned.  So...rattling the saber isn't doing much.


think there is any chance that deep down, Un truly believes china has his back? Even being raised outside of NK, maybe he has been groomed to think he literally is a god, and no one can touch him.
 
2013-03-29 08:40:42 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Oldiron_79: Well they listed Austin, TX in thier top 5 targets, so apparantly lil Kim hates hipsters.

Is there a citation/list for this? I would love to see what his other "targets" are.


The usual east coast cities, plus that damn Austin.
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-03-29 08:41:09 PM  

Silverstaff: doyner: So where are all the war-eager Neocons in all of this?

Oh, right.  Israel couldn't care less so neither could they.

Well, that and the fact there isn't a whole lot of oil in the Korean peninsula.


Oil is just a side effect--the Neocons care ONLY about waging Israel's wars for them.  And yes, I have studied it out.
 
2013-03-29 08:41:12 PM  

AeroSquid: Who seriously thinks Fatty Fatty Ding-Dong is really in charge.


I think a few are convinced because he carries the official titles, but it's doubtful that he has actually consolidated power from a respect and, well, an actual power-wielding standpoint.

Silverstaff: Well, that and the fact there isn't a whole lot of oil in the Korean peninsula.


The North is (apparently) mineral rich.

Atomic Spunk: Klippoklondike: They do stuff like this all the time dont they?

This is the farthest they've taken the rhetoric in recent history. Let's see if they're going to do anything to back it up.


Yeah, this time seems a bit different than recent times. I think that part of the posturing is intended to inspire sympathizers in the South, but inspire them to do what exactly?
 
2013-03-29 08:41:13 PM  
Does this mean that Ann Margret's not coming?
 
2013-03-29 08:41:15 PM  
Its funny that every time economic doom seems imminent, another country comes along that needs invadin'.
 
2013-03-29 08:42:12 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Best Korea is at war with Better Korea. They have *always* been at war with Better Korea (at least, since 1950). The temporary lull in actual shooting at each other full-time has only existed since the US got the UN (minus China, which was absent for the vote in the Security Council) to kick their asses and forced them to sign an armistice in 1953. Kim Jong-Un can't count on Chinese "volunteers" to bail his ass out this time.


It was the USSR which wasn't present, China was. . .well, the ROC at least, don't forget that the Republic of China (aka Taiwan) was the China that held the UN seat until the PRC pulled some chickenshiat political games and got the ROC kicked out and replaced with the PRC, leaving the ROC being an independent sovereign nation de-facto banished from the U.N. because of the arrogant hubris of the "One China" policy.
 
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