Deep Contact: safetycap: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Deep Contact: Wonder what this diversion is for?New boogy man needed.Seal team 6 members keep dieing.Economic meltdown coming soon.Increased defense spending.Distraction from expensive vacations of president and vice president.Billions of rounds for Homeland Security. Enough to kill us 5 times.Do you like, inject the kool aid or smoke it?It has got to be via an enema. That is the only way the oil could be hitting the anus that quickly.[i651.photobucket.com image 631x355]The South Korean government believes that North Korea may have as much as $6 trillion USD in rare earth elements.Make it look good.
Greywar: sorry 4-6 Kt. although I could argue largest yield they have achieved of 6-40 kt, but even so...thats not really big. not when detonated very far from the coast. maybe launch some nerve gas weapons instead. probably freak us out more.The Mig comment though...NO Mig-15s are listed in their military at the moment. 150+ Mig-21's, 56 Mig-23's, and 35 Mig-29's. Not a ton of migs...and the Mig-21's are comparable to a F-4, the thing is...if theyre in the air, and the target planes are on the ground, they still win even against F-22's. And thats the nature of the all out assault. its the ONLY chance they have. Cause once the South gets anything in the air they will dominate it with what we consider old equipment like the f-15 and f-16. And once we join in nothing North Korean will fly for long.Total all out assault in a surprise attack is the only time North korea will control the air.
CaptSacto: The Stealth Hippopotamus: sendtodave: Read somewhere that Un knows how his country is farked, but he can't do a damn thing about it, so the most viable solution is for him to lose a "war" and accept favorable terms.Iunno, seems nuts, but an interesting take.There was a joke in Lithuania in 91 after they got their independence the joke was that the first thing they should do was declare war with the United States. True we would bomb them for a few days but after that we would pay to fix everything!Yeah... but this time there'd be a lot less to fix.At least things we broke.
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Deep Contact: safetycap: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Deep Contact: Wonder what this diversion is for?New boogy man needed.Seal team 6 members keep dieing.Economic meltdown coming soon.Increased defense spending.Distraction from expensive vacations of president and vice president.Billions of rounds for Homeland Security. Enough to kill us 5 times.Do you like, inject the kool aid or smoke it?It has got to be via an enema. That is the only way the oil could be hitting the anus that quickly.[i651.photobucket.com image 631x355]The South Korean government believes that North Korea may have as much as $6 trillion USD in rare earth elements.Make it look good.Right, got you down for injection.
KellyX: We won't know if they're serious or not until they actually do something... It's like the meaning of words don't really mean shiat to them, talk talk talk, let's see you walk, biatch!
Infernalist: It takes a lot of prep time to get your people ready and positioned, your vehicles fueled and positioned..
Mock26: Hey Limp Dick, you do not have the farking balls to attack South Korea and the American troops stationed there. You are just a scared little boy. So go ahead and posture all you want, because the rest of the world laughs at your idiotic, pathetic displays. And, more importantly, they laugh at you. In fact, here is a picture I made a while back, one where I am completely mocking you!
teenage mutant ninja rapist: Mock26: Hey Limp Dick, you do not have the farking balls to attack South Korea and the American troops stationed there. You are just a scared little boy. So go ahead and posture all you want, because the rest of the world laughs at your idiotic, pathetic displays. And, more importantly, they laugh at you. In fact, here is a picture I made a while back, one where I am completely mocking you!Im startitng to wounder if mabey just mabey that chubby little twat reads fark. I mean he sure seems pissed off.Is it possible were the ones behind it all?
ClintonKun: I couldn't help but laugh at this image on North Korea's Flickr.[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x426]
Silverstaff: Gyrfalcon: Now, if you want to be paranoid, consider this: China's recent hacking attempts have been to steal industrial secrets and commercial patents, which is costly but ultimately useless, since they can always reverse-engineer any patented items. But what if those hacks were not to steal patents and IP, but merely diversions to plant invisible Stuxnet-style viruses, which are now lying dormant inside the corporate servers? They'd be waiting for a certain date in the future, or for a specific number of sales, phone calls, etc., to activate and execute---or maybe just open a backdoor to allow another stealth virus into the system.Problem with that theory. You're assuming that those servers wouldn't be replaced/updated/upgraded in such a fashion that any rootkit or logic bomb is removed between now and then.Stuxnet was so powerful because it targeted extremely specific hardware that the Iranian nuclear program could not function without, and could not be easily replaced. Random corporate servers are more likely to be replaced.The Chinese attacks were more likely a testing of defenses and scouting run, and attempting to gain relatively low-clearance material from defense contractors that is not publicly disclosed.
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: North Korea just messed with Texas.They don't realize that there is one State you don't mess with, it's Texas.Full out war by Monday at this rate.Sad.
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Don't blink.
Civil_War2_Time: doyner: Silverstaff: doyner: So where are all the war-eager Neocons in all of this?Oh, right. Israel couldn't care less so neither could they.Well, that and the fact there isn't a whole lot of oil in the Korean peninsula.Oil is just a side effect--the Neocons care ONLY about waging Israel's wars for them. And yes, I have studied it out.Have you really studied it out?Neocons hate liberals, and almost every Jew in DC is a very liberal Democrat. So, what you're saying is that they are actually on the same team?Mind. Blown.
BarkingUnicorn: schoolbread: hmmm, anyone think this is legit?"The Kaesong Industrial Complex, located just across the northern side of the border, is staffed by South and North Koreans. It can't function without Pyongyang's daily okay. If the North suddenly shuts down Kaesong at some point, watch out. But as long as it's still running, as it has been throughout the provocations and tensions of the last few weeks, we can probably - probably - assume that North Korea is not actually planning to launch a war."
Greywar: Also, they're on to me, and are sending north Korean assassins to my home in Hillsboro, OR.Odd...just as I typed that someone knocked....I will let the least favorite step son get that.....
WeenerGord: simrobert2001: SO, how long do you think the war would actually last? A few minutes?An hour and a half.
that bosnian sniper: Said it two weeks ago, I'll say it again: Red Korea needs food badly.Sad thing is, this time around Kim Jr. there seems to have no idea when to quit and sit down at the bargaining table for hush money/food, or he has too much to prove to the KPA military establishment/himself. Jong-il knew exactly how much saber-rattling was necessary to satiate egos, and bring home the bacon; Jong-un doesn't seem to have the faith, experience, or know-how, and that's dangerous especially after the 1-2 (depending on who you ask/trust) assassination attempts. I still fully expect him to finally end up assassinated, and we end up with some old fart, on his last leg, who at least knows how to play the diplomatic game for a year or two before he knocks off and the shiat hits the fan among the next generation of North Korean military leaders.
Mrtraveler01: Kanemano: Mrtraveler01: Oldiron_79: Well they listed Austin, TX in thier top 5 targets, so apparantly lil Kim hates hipsters.Is there a citation/list for this? I would love to see what his other "targets" are.The usual east coast cities, plus that damn Austin.[i.telegraph.co.uk image 625x389]Someone's Samsung TV must be on the fritz./That or they hate the Longhorns...and who doesn't
Greywar: Least...thats how I would do it if I was a crazy dictator who thought my only hope to survive was to go to war. Probably end up dead, but hey-no one would ever forget my name.
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