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(LiveLeak)   Chinese shopping mall decides to give out free pieces of eight-meter-long cake to hundreds of people. Turns out worse than a Walmart on Black Friday   (liveleak.com) divider line 61
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2013-03-29 07:57:52 PM  
I hope it was good cake.  If it turned out to be Entenmann's, there would have been a riot.
 
2013-03-29 08:03:19 PM  
That must have been some awesome f*ckin' cake.
 
2013-03-29 08:04:15 PM  
In other news, reading the text accompanying that video may cause ones head to explode.
 
2013-03-29 08:05:05 PM  
Was it surprise cake?
i.imgur.com
Mwee mwowww
 
2013-03-29 08:15:11 PM  

Pocket Ninja: In other news, reading the text accompanying that video may cause ones head to explode.


Isn't Google translate awesome?
 
2013-03-29 08:19:25 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Pocket Ninja: In other news, reading the text accompanying that video may cause ones head to explode.

Isn't Google translate awesome?


Set us up the bomb.
 
2013-03-29 08:30:10 PM  
"Eight anniversary of Jining Guihe shopping center, on-site production of a eight-meter-long cake "birthday", the plan has been the looting of the crowd scenes thrilling, chaotic."
 
2013-03-29 08:32:34 PM  
Seriously though, I know this is China, but have these people never seen cake before? I mean, who goes into a cake frenzy where they just grab large sections with their bare hands in a shopping mall.

WTF is wrong with you Chinese nationals?
 
2013-03-29 09:53:49 PM  

PapaChester: "Eight anniversary of Jining Guihe shopping center, on-site production of a eight-meter-long cake "birthday", the plan has been the looting of the crowd scenes thrilling, chaotic."


"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness starving, hysterical."
 
2013-03-29 10:08:43 PM  
Shostie:

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness starving, hysterical."

Nice.
 
2013-03-29 10:43:10 PM  
Mainland Chinese people suck

/And no I will not post the image of one crapping in the train as if he could not wait to go to public toilets that are not 'all around you'.
 
2013-03-29 10:48:09 PM  
Pieces of eight? Excellent!

i212.photobucket.com

Oh. eight meter cake. Nevermind.

i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-29 10:49:52 PM  
"Cake or Death?", "Ahhh, cake please."
 
2013-03-29 10:53:06 PM  
Bunch of savages in this town...

/randalling out
 
2013-03-29 10:53:38 PM  

Pocket Ninja: In other news, reading the text accompanying that video may cause ones head to explode.


The text was the best part of the whole thing.

/I LOL'd
//vid was boring
 
2013-03-29 10:54:01 PM  
haha reminded me of those dead animal videos. Where they show the body getting eaten by other critters. It always starts a bit slow then grows to a frenzy and in a few minute it's gone.
 
2013-03-29 11:01:54 PM  

Tellingthem: haha reminded me of those dead animal videos. Where they show the body getting eaten by other critters. It always starts a bit slow then grows to a frenzy and in a few minute it's gone.


Came here to say that.  Looks like a swarm of ants devouring a carcass.
 
2013-03-29 11:02:26 PM  
sheep snorter: Mainland Chinese people suck

seriously this.  theyre crude disgusting and boorish.  but at least they;re not like the hk, who are are just assholes.

/ Japanese are sheep, and cannot think independently
// koreans are not as bad as japanese
/// thai and vietnamese are dumb
//// anymore asian groups i can offend?
 
2013-03-29 11:05:47 PM  

thisiszombocom: sheep snorter: Mainland Chinese people suck

seriously this.  theyre crude disgusting and boorish.  but at least they;re not like the hk, who are are just assholes.

/ Japanese are sheep, and cannot think independently
// koreans are not as bad as japanese
/// thai and vietnamese are dumb
//// anymore asian groups i can offend?


No, I think that about covers it, asshole.
 
2013-03-29 11:31:40 PM  

SnarfVader: thisiszombocom: sheep snorter: Mainland Chinese people suck

seriously this.  theyre crude disgusting and boorish.  but at least they;re not like the hk, who are are just assholes.

/ Japanese are sheep, and cannot think independently
// koreans are not as bad as japanese
/// thai and vietnamese are dumb
//// anymore asian groups i can offend?

No, I think that about covers it, asshole.


He forgot to say Indians are rapists.
 
2013-03-29 11:39:25 PM  
Let them eat cake.  img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-29 11:47:20 PM  

Altitude5280: Let them eat cake.


You've got a choice, you can have cake or cock, but we're all out of cake.
 
2013-03-30 12:31:24 AM  
I like how those Asian ladies in pink continued to dutifully serve cake despite the melee around them.

I wish they would have hired some black American women to serve up the cake, they would have been beating the shiat out those farkers.
 
2013-03-30 02:45:00 AM  
Hundreds of Chinese people or one American?

500motivators.com
 
2013-03-30 02:56:54 AM  

Corn_Fed: Tellingthem: haha reminded me of those dead animal videos. Where they show the body getting eaten by other critters. It always starts a bit slow then grows to a frenzy and in a few minute it's gone.

Came here to say that.  Looks like a swarm of ants devouring a carcass.


This.
But I was going to say maggots.
And imagine the cake as a metaphor for the Earth.
 
2013-03-30 04:17:25 AM  
I would have stolen 40 cakes.
 
2013-03-30 04:52:22 AM  
i162.photobucket.com
FOOD FIGHT!
 
2013-03-30 04:57:54 AM  
Isn't pretty much everything in China like Walmart on Black Friday?

/rural dweller
 
2013-03-30 05:22:31 AM  
Man, eight is one lucky-ass number over there.
 
2013-03-30 06:26:45 AM  
And many people think humans are somehow on a higher level than the rest of the animal kingdom. It looked like a bunch of ants eating a dead worm.
 
2013-03-30 06:49:14 AM  

PapaChester: "Eight anniversary of Jining Guihe shopping center, on-site production of a eight-meter-long cake "birthday", the plan has been the looting of the crowd scenes thrilling, chaotic."


I had been wondering whatever happened to Meow Said the Dog.
 
2013-03-30 06:56:46 AM  
I'm guessing that after eating all that cake, there were more chins than a Chinese phone book.

/Not sure if  this joke already been made in thread.
 
2013-03-30 07:22:58 AM  

Psychohazard: Corn_Fed: Tellingthem: haha reminded me of those dead animal videos. Where they show the body getting eaten by other critters. It always starts a bit slow then grows to a frenzy and in a few minute it's gone.

Came here to say that.  Looks like a swarm of ants devouring a carcass.

This.
But I was going to say maggots.
And imagine the cake as a metaphor for the Earth.


"the earth was filled cake residue, in ruins."

Indeed, dude.  Indeed.
 
2013-03-30 09:06:43 AM  
I've seen Americans do worse than this on Black Friday....
 
2013-03-30 10:10:42 AM  

PapaChester: Seriously though, I know this is China, but have these people never seen cake before? I mean, who goes into a cake frenzy where they just grab large sections with their bare hands in a shopping mall.

WTF is wrong with you Chinese nationals?


Easy there -  my initial reaction was yeah, Chinese people (I'm married to one) really like free stuff.  But then I was like oh, "Walmart on Black Friday", yeah, as I remembered that the Chinese are also humans and many of us are just dumb.  The ones that are dumb and willing enough to do much more than stand up and walk across the room for free cake are probably dumb enough to riot for free cake.
 
2013-03-30 10:12:35 AM  

BadVermin: I would have stolen 40 cakes.


That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
 
2013-03-30 11:18:19 AM  
At 3:16 mark she says "Teh no share"

Welcome to capitalism lady.
 
2013-03-30 12:15:41 PM  
This made me think of something in the animal kingdom I just can't think what.  Most species have a pecking order and display organized eating behavior, not so in humans apparently.
 
2013-03-30 02:05:49 PM  

tonguedepressor: This made me think of something in the animal kingdom I just can't think what.  Most species have a pecking order and display organized eating behavior, not so in humans apparently.


Well I guess this is a little more organized...
 
2013-03-30 03:50:32 PM  
 Hand, a middle-aged woman wearing a red sweater and even crossed non-existent with the isolation desperately to grab loading plastic bags.


I feel like this needs a bongo drum and upright bass accompaniment.

/snaps my fingers in approval
/do you dig what i'm laying down daddy-o?
 
2013-03-30 08:18:54 PM  
more proof to my theory that Wal-Mart brings out the worst in human nature.
 
2013-03-30 08:33:12 PM  

Gordon Bennett: BadVermin: I would have stolen 40 cakes.

That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.


This is where you hand him the microfilm.
 
2013-03-30 09:37:16 PM  
Reminds me of the final image in Schlingensief's Parsifal, except that the Schlingensief version involved the carcass of a hare, and maggots.
 
2013-03-30 09:56:33 PM  
It's like watching a swarm of sharks feasting on a dead whale.
 
2013-03-31 12:20:31 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In other news, reading the text accompanying that video may cause ones head to explode.


All I got from the translation was "somebody set up us the cake".

/ Can't imagine something like this happening in Japan.
 
2013-03-31 01:25:39 AM  
"Black" Friday is well named.
 
2013-03-31 08:32:49 AM  
Read the translation. Here's a sample:
"According to friends, was the crowd too crazy scenes thrilling, and not consider snatched cake can not eat, just keep the frenzied looting. Fortunately no injuries."
 
2013-03-31 10:16:57 AM  
The Chinese suck at forming an orderly queue.
 
2013-03-31 11:42:59 AM  
they look like a bunch of crony capitalists on black friday.   is this commie china or taiwan?   my guess is commie china.
 
2013-03-31 11:43:40 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Bathia_Mapes: Pocket Ninja: In other news, reading the text accompanying that video may cause ones head to explode.

Isn't Google translate awesome?

Set us up the bomb.


All your cake are belong to us!
 
2013-03-31 11:45:13 AM  

Lucky LaRue: Shostie:

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness starving, hysterical."

Nice.


from Allen Ginsberg's  Howl
 
2013-03-31 11:58:23 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: I've seen Americans do worse than this on Black Friday....



Butt bb but bb-b-but, its unpatriotic to say those things!
 
2013-03-31 11:59:13 AM  

KentuckyBob: At 3:16 mark she says "Teh no share"

Welcome to capitalism lady.



she needs to get with the program.


now f-ing pay me!
 
2013-03-31 12:01:32 PM  
 
2013-03-31 07:30:25 PM  
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Srsly???? - We're this deep into the thread and I'm the first one?

Sweet fancy Moses you folks are a sincere disappointment...
 
2013-03-31 09:15:09 PM  

sheep snorter: Mainland Chinese people suck


The easiest way to explain how bad the Chinese are to the rest of the world is this: They are like Americans, but without the sense of humour or the ability to be tolerant of differences.

The easiest way to explain how bad the Chinese are to Americans is this: They are like Jews, only without the sense of humour or the ability to be tolerant of other cultures.
 
2013-04-01 11:07:24 AM  
Just plain old mob mentality at work here.  It seems when get into large groups we go back to our primal nature.  I want x, others are getting x and I'm not, there won't be enough, I must have it now and fight for it if I have to, panic/riot.
 
Interesting enough the cake looked more than large enough for everyone to get a decent sized piece if they were orderly.
 
2013-04-01 03:09:45 PM  

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Srsly???? - We're this deep into the thread and I'm the first one?

Sweet fancy Moses you folks are a sincere disappointment...


No, SnarfVader beat you to it by 2 days.  Heck, you don't even have to understand English to see a picture post.  What's your excuse?
 
2013-04-01 04:24:16 PM  

nin3064: "Cake or Death?", "Ahhh, cake please."


"Well, we're OUT OF CAKE!"
 
2013-04-01 09:11:10 PM  

sheep snorter: Mainland Chinese people suck


I did some work in China many years ago. One morning, I went down to the hotel lobby for breakfast with some of my Chinese colleagues. The news was on the TV and was showing a terrible bus fire that killed everybody on the bus. I made a comment about how terrible that was and was pretty shocked by their reaction.

One woman told me, "Look around, there are millions of people in this city. What is the big deal about 35 people? Tomorrow no one will care. There are too many people."

The others pretty-much agreed. She was almost correct, no one cared that day either.
 
2013-04-02 01:21:52 AM  
Have these assholes not seen cake before?  That cake better be so good, it gives you a blowjob before jumping into your mouth.

I haven't had cake so good I would battle that crowd for a piece.
 
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