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2013-03-29 09:51:20 PM  

loki see loki do: For unlAwful caRnal Knowlege.
Obviously.


For Awful Rectal Knowledge?
 
2013-03-29 09:59:00 PM  

SnarfVader: Fingering
A
Rabid
Koala


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-03-29 10:00:01 PM  
Females
Are
Righteously
Kooky
 
2013-03-29 10:04:31 PM  

Arkanaut: Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Kentucky


Beat me to it
 
2013-03-29 10:05:49 PM  
Fired for
Always
Reading
Krap
 
2013-03-29 10:09:38 PM  

whatshisname: Forty thousand
Adolescent
Retarded
Know-it-alls


To be serious for one moment, one of the reasons I like Fark is that it isn't overrun by college freshman asking for dating advice (which is about 55% of Reddit threads). I'm 38, and despite being retarded, I'm more interested in reading jaded, wise snark from people who have actually signed a lease and touched a real boob at some point in their lives.

Some of the "subreddits" are cool, but only because they're tailored to your specific interests. However, they don't get as much traffic, especially if your interest is Bolivian midget wrestling. But the front and other major pages are just kiddie central.
 
2013-03-29 10:10:47 PM  

dickfreckle: whatshisname: Forty thousand
Adolescent
Retarded
Know-it-alls

To be serious for one moment, one of the reasons I like Fark is that it isn't overrun by college freshman asking for dating advice (which is about 55% of Reddit threads). I'm 38, and despite being retarded, I'm more interested in reading jaded, wise snark from people who have actually signed a lease and touched a real boob at some point in their lives.

Some of the "subreddits" are cool, but only because they're tailored to your specific interests. However, they don't get as much traffic, especially if your interest is Bolivian midget wrestling. But the front and other major pages are just kiddie central.


I have the weirdest boner.jpg
 
2013-03-29 10:12:19 PM  
Fornication Under Consent of the King.
 
2013-03-29 10:14:04 PM  
there's no stock called FARK

i was gonna BEEF UP my portfolio

cause it's too sandwich heavy at the moment
 
2013-03-29 10:16:10 PM  
Fapping
Assclowns
Regaled by
Kitties
 
2013-03-29 10:18:57 PM  
Fetching
A
Released
Kraken
 
2013-03-29 10:21:10 PM  
FAP
ALL-NIGHT,
RECORD
KINESICS
 
2013-03-29 10:24:46 PM  
Farkers
Are
Rarely
Knowledgeable
 
2013-03-29 10:24:46 PM  
Frequently Asked Retarded Kwestions
 
2013-03-30 12:30:06 AM  
Fark defined:

M-o-o-n that spells Pants On Head Retarded

/you'll get over it
 
2013-03-30 12:37:14 AM  
Farkin A Can i get more drunK?
 
2013-03-30 12:49:46 AM  
Frequently
Above
Reddit's
Kind
 
2013-03-30 01:14:30 AM  

dickfreckle: To be serious for one moment, one of the reasons I like Fark is that it isn't overrun by college freshman asking for dating advice (which is about 55% of Reddit threads).


Stay away from TFD then.
 
2013-03-30 01:54:26 AM  

SmackLT: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?

Zero.

Says the guy that knew it was from reddit.

Yes, you are absolutely right. Fark never, ever thought to do this until after Reddit did it.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

/hot like it's 2002
 
2013-03-30 02:01:07 AM  
It was either for unlawful carnal knowledge or fornication under consent of king
 
2013-03-30 02:09:49 AM  
Frivolous
And
Ridiculous
Kindling
 
2013-03-30 03:23:34 AM  

SmackLT: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?

Zero.

Says the guy that knew it was from reddit.

Yes, you are absolutely right. Fark never, ever thought to do this until after Reddit did it.


Meh the point was it both happened today. So so so sorry to piss off you Internet historians.

Christ. Get a life.
 
2013-03-30 03:37:20 AM  
FARK'n
i198.photobucket.com
/hot Bacon Wrapped Tater Tots
 
2013-03-30 03:38:44 AM  
Find
A
Rare
Knocker
 
2013-03-30 04:29:44 AM  
Frequently
Annoying and
Retarded
Kindergartners
 
2013-03-30 04:40:07 AM  
Feltching
A
Retarded
Klown
 
2013-03-30 05:12:27 AM  
Fungus
Amongst
Reactionary
Kegels
 
2013-03-30 05:17:24 AM  

louiedog: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

I hope you said the same thing in the reddit threads created when people took the links I submitted and the headlines that I wrote.


Uhhh.....is that the standard? Monitoring your 15 Greenlights since 2003?
 
2013-03-30 07:55:13 AM  
Fungus After Raping Kittens
Frothing Aspie Resident Drunks
Fun As Roasting Kids
Foundation Against Relative Kindness
Fling Another Random Knife
Fancy Another Rusty Kazoo?
Fear All Randy Krauts
Feed Alligators Rodney King
Find Al Roker's Killer
Found Alone Reciting Koran
Few Arguments Require Knowledge
Funeral Arrangements Regarding Kin
Few Actually Read Kerouac
Fiona Apple Requires Kotex
Fixing Axl Rose's Kia
 
2013-03-30 08:01:37 AM  

redsquid: Fungus After Raping Kittens
Frothing Aspie Resident Drunks
Fun As Roasting Kids
Foundation Against Relative Kindness
Fling Another Random Knife
Fancy Another Rusty Kazoo?
Fear All Randy Krauts
Feed Alligators Rodney King
Find Al Roker's Killer
Found Alone Reciting Koran
Few Arguments Require Knowledge
Funeral Arrangements Regarding Kin
Few Actually Read Kerouac
Fiona Apple Requires Kotex
Fixing Axl Rose's Kia


time to stop posting...although, quite winnish
 
2013-03-30 08:33:16 AM  
This is a really stupid thread.
 
2013-03-30 08:35:18 AM  
Florida Always Rules Kentucky
 
2013-03-30 09:02:26 AM  
Fappers and retarded kids
 
2013-03-30 09:07:33 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Meh the point was it both happened today. So so so sorry to piss off you Internet historians.

Christ. Get a life.


For the record, my dig was at Popcorn Johnny, not you. I agree with you.
 
2013-03-30 09:55:44 AM  
Farking
Assholes
Reading
Krap
 
2013-03-30 10:01:42 AM  
For Us, By Us?
 
2013-03-30 11:22:57 AM  
Feltching
Anal
Ramming
Kayaks
 
2013-03-30 11:42:53 AM  
Featuredpartners
Are
Really
Kool!
 
2013-03-30 12:20:59 PM  
Fark
Another
Reddit
Klone
 
2013-03-30 12:39:44 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Found
After
Reddit
Knew


It's funny because reddit did this acronym thing yesterday.
 
2013-03-30 02:49:58 PM  

SmackLT: thismomentinblackhistory: Meh the point was it both happened today. So so so sorry to piss off you Internet historians.

Christ. Get a life.

For the record, my dig was at Popcorn Johnny, not you. I agree with you.


I drink a lot.
 
2013-03-30 03:08:39 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?


Oh, man, I just noticed THIS thread went green and you went from 20 to 21. No wonder you're Colonel Butthurt over my comment. No hard feelings Popcorn Subby. .
 
2013-03-30 03:29:58 PM  
Fark Acronym Recursively Keyed.
 
2013-03-30 06:45:11 PM  

Watubi: Fat
Anonymous
Righteous
Knowitalls


Stopped reading here, thread over.
 
2013-03-30 07:42:09 PM  

titwrench: Popcorn Johnny: Found
After
Reddit
Knew

It's funny because reddit did this acronym thing yesterday.


http://www.fark.com/comments/3718469/If-FARK-was-an-acronym-what-wou ld -it-stand-for-LGN-VE
 
2013-03-30 10:20:03 PM  

shotglasss: Watubi: Fat
Anonymous
Righteous
Knowitalls

Stopped reading here, thread over.


Absolutely.
 
2013-03-31 08:24:01 AM  
This is a repeat from 11 years ago:

http://www.fark.com/comments/391774/2656175#c2656175

(it's also where I had my bewbies)
 
2013-03-31 08:24:45 AM  
F.ully A.utonomous R.eality K.iller
 
2013-03-31 04:36:56 PM  
Found
Along
Road,
Killed
 
2013-04-01 04:44:23 PM  

wallywam1: shotglasss: Watubi: Fat
Anonymous
Righteous
Knowitalls

Stopped reading here, thread over.

Absolutely.


I'm not Fat!! I'm just Fluffy
 
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