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(MSNBC)   Dr. Ben Carson will no longer be speaking at Johns Hopkins after comparing gays to NAMBLA and people who want to have sex with turtles   (tv.msnbc.com) divider line 614
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2013-03-30 02:57:38 AM
This man speaks truth to power, you are just too liberated to see!  When homosexual males are young and fantasizing about boys their age, they are committing pedophilia!
 
2013-03-30 03:02:35 AM

Notabunny: CorporatePerson: Notabunny: I don't know about you, but I live in a basement and have no friends. Anonymously attacking internet strangers is as close to success as I'll ever get.

No joke, I have you Farkied as "makes detailed lists"

I don't recall revealing my superpower. I'll have to be more cautious. Thanks for the heads-up, citizen!


FWIW I have you Farkied "Tom Waits fan".

/Also a fan of Mr Waits work.
 
2013-03-30 03:04:52 AM

quatchi: Kittypie070: ...vichyssoise.

I love it when you speak French!

DrPainMD: "Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia..."

I haven't read this whole thread, but did anybody else notice that he didn't compare gay relationships to pedophilia?

I culled the quote FTFA where he compared gays wanting the right to get legally married to NAMBLA

[wanting the right to legally marry] so I'm pretty sure you're full of shiat.

/5 posts above yours.


Nope. Looks like you're the one who's full of shiat. You don't seem to understand what's being compared.
 
2013-03-30 03:05:29 AM

DrPainMD: quatchi: Kittypie070: ...vichyssoise.

I love it when you speak French!

DrPainMD: "Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia..."

I haven't read this whole thread, but did anybody else notice that he didn't compare gay relationships to pedophilia?

I culled the quote FTFA where he compared gays wanting the right to get legally married to NAMBLA [wanting the right to legally marry] so I'm pretty sure you're full of shiat.

/5 posts above yours.

Nope. Looks like you're the one who's full of shiat. You don't seem to understand what's being compared.


Even tho you mention it, specifically, in your post.
 
2013-03-30 03:08:21 AM
If the organized religions want to not recognize gay marriage, fine, but the government shouldn't get into discriminating based on sexual preference. marriage as a government institution is all about benefits and taxes, not about religious tradition; it does not matter one farking bit to the IRS or Social Security Administration what gender everyone is, as long as they're paying their dues. We as a nation shouldn't be wasting time deciding who deserves what freedom when we've already established that all men (mankind includes women, pedants) are created equal.
 
2013-03-30 03:15:34 AM

DrPainMD: I culled the quote FTFA where he compared gays wanting the right to get legally married to NAMBLA [wanting the right to legally marry] so I'm pretty sure you're full of shiat.


NAMBLA want the right to marry kids now?

Comparing two groups who want to have sex with (ie. not marry) others who legally can not consent with consenting adult gays wanting to marry as all being equally worthy of scorn isn't an insulting and ignorant comparison all of a sudden?

Wow, you're full of shiat today.

Have you considered Metamucil? Ex-lax? Prune juice, perhaps?
 
2013-03-30 03:17:36 AM

quatchi: Have you considered Metamucil? Ex-lax? Prune juice, perhaps?


I'm not going to quote him, but I think we've found Dr Carson's Fark handle.
 
2013-03-30 03:17:47 AM

quatchi: NAMBLA want the right to marry kids now?

Comparing two groups who want to have sex with (ie. not marry) others who legally can not consent with consenting adult gays wanting to marry as all being equally worthy of scorn isn't an insulting and ignorant comparison all of a sudden?

Wow, you're full of shiat today.

Have you considered Metamucil? Ex-lax? Prune juice, perhaps?


You do realize you're being trolled, right?
 
2013-03-30 03:19:56 AM

quatchi: Notabunny: CorporatePerson: Notabunny: I don't know about you, but I live in a basement and have no friends. Anonymously attacking internet strangers is as close to success as I'll ever get.

No joke, I have you Farkied as "makes detailed lists"

I don't recall revealing my superpower. I'll have to be more cautious. Thanks for the heads-up, citizen!

FWIW I have you Farkied "Tom Waits fan".

/Also a fan of Mr Waits work.


It's funny how much we share about ourselves. I have you as "Enjoys music", but off the top of my head I don't remember why. Do you tune in to Soosh's show on Saturday nights?
 
2013-03-30 03:26:31 AM

Notabunny: Do you tune in to Soosh's show on Saturday nights?


Alaskan Farker Soosh from Juneau?

Never heard of the guy.

:D

/I keed but honestly no, I haven't. Wotsa deal?
//Mostly I listen to CBC's Saturday Night Blues Show on Saturday nights.
 
2013-03-30 03:28:45 AM

Biological Ali: You do realize you're being trolled, right?


Are you saying a Farker with a handle like that is something less than legit?

Well, I never!
 
2013-03-30 03:30:50 AM
Carson picked a bad week to get knee-deep into the political arena.....

In Supreme Court, anti-gay movement is humiliated
by Irin Carmon
Salon.com
March 28, 2013
 
2013-03-30 03:31:36 AM

Void_Beavis: After all, wasn't it lead plumbing that was a major contributing factor to the fall of the Romans?


Thats a possibility, but they used lead to for cookware, etc.
http://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/wine/leadpo is oning.html
 
2013-03-30 03:37:46 AM
Well, now I know who splurged on the good hashish today, right    error 303?
 
2013-03-30 03:39:27 AM
Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

Well, these must be Opposite Days, because in normal reality what he said and the "clever" way he said it should push him UP TO that perch.

Being an older black doctor doesn't automatically give you the wisdom of a Morgan Freeman character.
 
2013-03-30 03:39:37 AM

quatchi: Notabunny: Do you tune in to Soosh's show on Saturday nights?

Alaskan Farker Soosh from Juneau?

Never heard of the guy.

:D

/I keed but honestly no, I haven't. Wotsa deal?
//Mostly I listen to CBC's Saturday Night Blues Show on Saturday nights.


It's a pretty fun show. Little bit of everything. On Saturday afternoons I listen to Mick Martin's Blues Party on my local NPR station. (KXJZ Sacramento). Mick plays all types of blues, and introduced me to my current contemporary blues favorite, Keb Mo.
 
2013-03-30 03:41:42 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Being an older black doctor doesn't automatically give you the wisdom of a Morgan Freeman character.


It may, however, cause one to read his statements in Morgan Freeman's voice.
 
2013-03-30 03:42:37 AM

Biological Ali: It may, however, cause one to read his statements in Morgan Freeman's voice.


Titty sprinkles.
 
2013-03-30 03:49:23 AM

Notabunny: Keb Mo.


Love KM.

Someone played me his version of Folsom Prison Blues last year and it blew me out of my socks.

/TYs fer linkage.
 
2013-03-30 03:50:06 AM
Never heard of the guy, but it certainly doesn't sound like I'm missing anything of value.
 
2013-03-30 03:56:58 AM
I didn't know NAMBLA and people into bestiality want to redefine marriage.

That's what he is saying with his fruit comparison, right?
 
2013-03-30 04:00:54 AM

Alphax: Never heard of the guy, but it certainly doesn't sound like I'm missing anything of value.


Here ya go
 
2013-03-30 04:02:58 AM

Internet Meme Rogers: SuperNinjaToad: If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange.

I am still trying to decipher this profound yet complex axiom.

Why would you say an orange that I just gave you is not an orange even if you asked for an apple? and how would a non orange orange become a peach afterward even though it may have been originally an apple all along? this is deep folks deep!!

Dr. Ben Carson has a lot to teach us about how to defend yourself from fresh fruit. What if a gay guy comes at you with a crate of raspberries?


Then I'd be sure he was only out to make me Belgian waffles.

/mmmmm, Belgian waffles
//Carbon Golden Malted flour is the BEST BELGIAN WAFFLE batter EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!
 
2013-03-30 04:13:04 AM

ScaryBottles: randomjsa: So we're now up to "two days running"...

I said it would take a week for you to get around to whining about how hateful Republicans were after one of your own went on a bigoted little tirade to the cheer and adoration of more than a few.

It took you two days, and now we're on day three and you're doing it again. I should really learn to stop underestimating you people.

Incidentally that feeling of validation you have for catching this guy saying something unpopular in no way changes the fact that he's been handing you your rears on a silver platter on most of what you believe in.

Or really, I could just behave like you do when somebody is critical of Obama... You're obviously just a bunch of racists trying to keep a well spoken and intelligent black man down.

Oh and we haven't forgotten how "nicely" you treated the black actress for supporting Romney as the good and open minded liberals spewed racist hate speech at her.

But Carson said something bad, you go on, feel good about yourselves.

Ladies and gentlemen this what a dumb person sounds like when they try to be smug.


+1, would lol again.
 
2013-03-30 04:21:25 AM

Ennuipoet: gilgigamesh: The_Sponge: I like turtles.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 273x412]



Depictions of incest are not appreciated! Ewww.....
 
2013-03-30 04:44:46 AM
www.frontroomcinema.com

/You really gotta question the thought process of people like this
 
2013-03-30 05:28:55 AM

TheJoe03: /You really gotta question the thought process of people like this


i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-30 05:31:57 AM
Yeah, pretty sure pedophilia's illegal because of the general rules of age of majority and mental competence to agree to contracts (there is, legally, an implicit contract involved in sexual contact with a number of legal responsibilities, like not giving an uninformed partner an STD and so on), and bestiality is illegal because of the inability of animals to sign contracts at all.

If you're making even an apples-to-oranges comparison, you're asserting similar reasoning, so the corollary of making this analogy is, since gay marriage/sex is illegal because of religion, that religious people shouldn't be allowed to sign contracts or do related things like, say, vote.

Which... nah, actually, I'm cool with that.  No gay marriage, but suffrage from now on is denied to religious people on grounds of lack of mental competence, and if you're religious you need the court to assign you a guardian with power of attourney to manage your affairs.  Reasonable trade-off.
 
2013-03-30 05:40:14 AM

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, pretty sure pedophilia's illegal because of the general rules of age of majority and mental competence to agree to contracts (there is, legally, an implicit contract involved in sexual contact with a number of legal responsibilities, like not giving an uninformed partner an STD and so on), and bestiality is illegal because of the inability of animals to sign contracts at all.


Yep, just like with the stupid animal marriage analogy they use, it fails to pass the "consenting adult" test. Perhaps I shouldn't give these morans advice but they should just use the polygamy comparison. I'm socially libertarian, so I personally I have issue with polygamy (one dude and multiple ladies, one lady and multiple men, or even a hodgepodge of the genders) but it still isn't a popular opinion while at the same time it has to do with societal definitions of marriage between consenting adults.
 
2013-03-30 05:41:53 AM

shotglasss: Carson is right, even though he may have been a bit ineloquent.


0.5/10

At least you tried.
 
2013-03-30 05:45:16 AM

Raharu: At least you tried.


Wait, the white supremacist called a black guy "Ineloquent"? Hah. Next up will be "He's not so well-spoken, but he's one of the good ones."
 
2013-03-30 05:46:10 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Being an older black doctor doesn't automatically give you the wisdom of a Morgan Freeman character.


No, but it does give the GOP crowd something to point at and say, "See? We love black people!" Yes, I know that all Republicans aren't racist. But as an institution they've worked against non-whites. Facts is facts, and no individual high-profile black guy like Herman Cain or this numbnut will change that.
 
2013-03-30 06:09:01 AM

TheJoe03: I'm socially libertarian, so I personally I have NOissue with polygamy


FTFM
 
2013-03-30 06:17:30 AM

Kittypie070: Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: Deep thoughts concerning yogurt

[i.imgur.com image 600x450]

But is it fruit yogurt? I like fruit yogurt.

I have the feeling it's some Scandinavian-area clabbered dairy product.


It's cat yogurt.

/Cat on the top, so you don't have to stir.
 
2013-03-30 06:41:25 AM
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-30 06:43:03 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: quatchi: Have you considered Metamucil? Ex-lax? Prune juice, perhaps?

I'm not going to quote him, but I think we've found Dr Carson's Fark handle.


Where did I say I agree with him? I was just pointing out that he didn't say what subby, the article, and almost every post in this thread say he said. Anybody who says otherwise doesn't understand the English language on a 3rd grade level. It's not a matter of opinion. Feel free to criticize him for what he did say, but don't criticize him for what he didn't say.
 
2013-03-30 06:45:45 AM

DrPainMD: I was just pointing out that he didn't say what subby, the article, and almost every post in this thread say he said. Anybody who says otherwise doesn't I don't understand the English language on a 3rd grade level.


Fixed.
 
2013-03-30 06:48:34 AM
That was a poor choice of words.  He should have just said "Any group does not get to determine society's definition of that group" which is what I think he was trying to say and left it at that without mentioning nambla or bestiality.
 
2013-03-30 06:53:04 AM

quatchi: DrPainMD: I culled the quote FTFA where he compared gays wanting the right to get legally married to NAMBLA [wanting the right to legally marry] so I'm pretty sure you're full of shiat.

NAMBLA want the right to marry kids now?


He didn't say that, either. The sentence wasn't that complicated; no big words or anything. How is it that you don't understand it? Here, I'll repeat it in total:

"My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It's a well-established, fundamental pillar of society and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality-it doesn't matter what they are-they don't get to change the definition."

Nowhere does he say that NAMBLA wants to get married, nor does he compare NAMBLA members to gays. It's not there.

Comparing two groups who want to have sex with (ie. not marry) others who legally can not consent with consenting adult gays wanting to marry as all being equally worthy of scorn isn't an insulting and ignorant comparison all of a sudden?

Where in the above quote does he compare them, or even make the slightest hint of claiming any similarity between the two groups? It's not there.

Wow, you're full of shiat today.

No, you're still the one who's full of it.
 
2013-03-30 06:54:58 AM

quatchi: DrPainMD: I was just pointing out that he didn't say what subby, the article, and almost every post in this thread say he said. Anybody who says otherwise doesn't I don't understand the English language on a 3rd grade level.

Fixed.


quatchi: DrPainMD: I was just pointing out that he didn't say what subby, the article, and almost every post in this thread say he said. Anybody who says otherwise doesn't I don't understand the English language on a 3rd grade level.

Fixed.


OK, specifically where does he compare gays to NAMBLA members or say that NAMBLA members want the right to marry?
 
2013-03-30 06:56:49 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: That was a poor choice of words.  He should have just said "Any group does not get to determine society's definition of that group" which is what I think he was trying to say and left it at that without mentioning nambla or bestiality.


Exactly.
 
2013-03-30 07:02:02 AM

DrPainMD: Nowhere does he say that NAMBLA wants to get married, nor does he compare NAMBLA members to gays. It's not there.


You said that, dumbshiat, in the post you just quoted.

Gawd, yer thicker than the proverbial brick aren't you?

You are either a troll or incapable of intellectual honesty or simple reading comprehension.
 
2013-03-30 07:07:05 AM
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

Doc, if you want to be a contender in the Republican party, you're gonna have to learn to slight a much higher quality bullshiat.
 
2013-03-30 07:13:16 AM

quatchi: DrPainMD: Nowhere does he say that NAMBLA wants to get married, nor does he compare NAMBLA members to gays. It's not there.

You said that, dumbshiat, in the post you just quoted.

Gawd, yer thicker than the proverbial brick aren't you?

You are either a troll or incapable of intellectual honesty or simple reading comprehension.


I most certainly didn't. What Dr. Carson said, and I was merely pointing out, is that he believes that those groups shouldn't get to decide the definition of marriage. Which is what he said. In plain, simple, English. And that's ALL he said. Nothing more.
 
2013-03-30 07:15:26 AM

DrPainMD: quatchi: DrPainMD: Nowhere does he say that NAMBLA wants to get married, nor does he compare NAMBLA members to gays. It's not there.

You said that, dumbshiat, in the post you just quoted.

Gawd, yer thicker than the proverbial brick aren't you?

You are either a troll or incapable of intellectual honesty or simple reading comprehension.

I most certainly didn't. What Dr. Carson said, and I was merely pointing out, is that he believes that those groups shouldn't get to decide the definition of marriage. Which is what he said. In plain, simple, English. And that's ALL he said. Nothing more.


So why does he compare gays wanting to get married to bestiality and NAMBLA?
 
2013-03-30 07:17:36 AM
BTW for the sake of discussion, here is the actual quote:

 "My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It's a well-established, fundamental pillar of society and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality-it doesn't matter what they are-they don't get to change the definition."
 
2013-03-30 07:21:12 AM

Mrtraveler01: DrPainMD: quatchi: DrPainMD: Nowhere does he say that NAMBLA wants to get married, nor does he compare NAMBLA members to gays. It's not there.

You said that, dumbshiat, in the post you just quoted.

Gawd, yer thicker than the proverbial brick aren't you?

You are either a troll or incapable of intellectual honesty or simple reading comprehension.

I most certainly didn't. What Dr. Carson said, and I was merely pointing out, is that he believes that those groups shouldn't get to decide the definition of marriage. Which is what he said. In plain, simple, English. And that's ALL he said. Nothing more.

So why does he compare gays wanting to get married to bestiality and NAMBLA?


Read the quote again. He's not comparing them, he's saying that he thinks that they shouldn't get to decide the definition of marriage. That's ALL he said. Read it.
 
2013-03-30 07:23:16 AM

DrPainMD: Mrtraveler01: DrPainMD: quatchi: DrPainMD: Nowhere does he say that NAMBLA wants to get married, nor does he compare NAMBLA members to gays. It's not there.

You said that, dumbshiat, in the post you just quoted.

Gawd, yer thicker than the proverbial brick aren't you?

You are either a troll or incapable of intellectual honesty or simple reading comprehension.

I most certainly didn't. What Dr. Carson said, and I was merely pointing out, is that he believes that those groups shouldn't get to decide the definition of marriage. Which is what he said. In plain, simple, English. And that's ALL he said. Nothing more.

So why does he compare gays wanting to get married to bestiality and NAMBLA?

Read the quote again. He's not comparing them, he's saying that he thinks that they shouldn't get to decide the definition of marriage. That's ALL he said. Read it.


I did, he said it all under the same breath which usually implies that they're all in one group. Why does he compare gays wanting to get married to people like NAMBLA wanting to marry young boys or beastiality people wanting to marry their animals?

Now it is possible that Dr. Carson just sucks at communicating, in that case, you would probably be correct.
 
2013-03-30 07:29:44 AM

Mrtraveler01: DrPainMD: Mrtraveler01: DrPainMD: quatchi: DrPainMD: Nowhere does he say that NAMBLA wants to get married, nor does he compare NAMBLA members to gays. It's not there.

You said that, dumbshiat, in the post you just quoted.

Gawd, yer thicker than the proverbial brick aren't you?

You are either a troll or incapable of intellectual honesty or simple reading comprehension.

I most certainly didn't. What Dr. Carson said, and I was merely pointing out, is that he believes that those groups shouldn't get to decide the definition of marriage. Which is what he said. In plain, simple, English. And that's ALL he said. Nothing more.

So why does he compare gays wanting to get married to bestiality and NAMBLA?

Read the quote again. He's not comparing them, he's saying that he thinks that they shouldn't get to decide the definition of marriage. That's ALL he said. Read it.

I did, he said it all under the same breath which usually implies that they're all in one group. Why does he compare gays wanting to get married to people like NAMBLA wanting to marry young boys or beastiality people wanting to marry their animals?

Now it is possible that Dr. Carson just sucks at communicating, in that case, you would probably be correct.


He said it in plain, simple English, and he implied nothing. You inferred something that wasn't there. That's not a failure on his part; it's a failure on your part.
 
2013-03-30 07:32:35 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: He should have just said "Any group does not get to determine society's definition of that group" which is what I think he was trying to say and left it at that without mentioning nambla or bestiality.


Any group?

It's not just gays who think gay people deserve to be treated like equals.

For the longest time bigots outnumbered gays and their political allies but the times they are a'changing.

If you want to stay on the wrong side of morality, justice and history that's your right just like it's my right to come onto an anonymous internet forum and point and laugh at you till you STFU or have an epiphany.

K?

/Also, although you are probably unaware you are just making the same arguments anti-race mixing bigots were making back in the 60s if you just substitute "gays wanting to marry" with "blacks wanting to marry whites".
//Didn't work then and it aint gonna work now but go on make an ass of yourself. It amuses me to see you fail.
///My other hobbies include watching moths bump their heads on light bulbs till they fall to the ground.
 
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