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(MSNBC)   Dr. Ben Carson will no longer be speaking at Johns Hopkins after comparing gays to NAMBLA and people who want to have sex with turtles   (tv.msnbc.com ) divider line 613
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2013-03-29 10:35:52 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: Mrtraveler01: Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.

Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.

No, he isn't a rising star except in the minds of the libs who apparently dropped a collective load in their pants when he dared open his mouth and utter anything other than what they think he should have said at the prayer breakfast.  A person of color that thinks for him or herself is the scariest thing to a Dem and they must always be targetted for destruction usually with Uncle Tom type terminology.


You sound...concerned.

And like a racist.
 
2013-03-29 10:37:38 PM  

EmmaLou: cptjeff: EmmaLou: Just once, once I would like to go through a day and not think "WTF is wrong with people?"

Try going camping. A nice backpacking or canoe trip in a remote wilderness is a good way to get away from the derp. And everything else, really.

I've been seriously considering that.  I think being disconnected for a few days with definitely help.


Get a good tent. I mean really.
 
2013-03-29 10:37:47 PM  

Silly Jesus: RyogaM: If I wanted to lessen the political prospects of a certain race, I would promote among that race people I know to be unprepared for public office, those who have opinions that are in direct opposition to the wildly accepted beliefs and principles of the vast majority of the scientific community, have a tendency of overestimation of their competency outside their main field of expertise, and an inability to keep their mouth shut about things outside those areas of expertize.  It is even better if this particular specimen is highly accomplished, as it makes it appear as even the most highly skilled of that race are unsuited to public office.  That this appears to be what the Republicans are doing is just a coincidence.

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You were saying?


When you promote a hundred people who happen to be certain race, an one turns out to be a dud, you are not going to foster an animus against that race. That is expected.

When you are the Republicans, and you promote 10 members who happen to be a certain race, and nine of them turn out to be duds, well, I'm just applying the same powers of observation Doc. Carson has in regards to Obama.  Clearly, one can assume the Republicans are trying to ruin Black Republicans by exposing them to scrutiny that are not prepared for.
 
2013-03-29 10:39:12 PM  
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2013-03-29 10:39:50 PM  

ghare: EmmaLou: cptjeff: EmmaLou: Just once, once I would like to go through a day and not think "WTF is wrong with people?"

Try going camping. A nice backpacking or canoe trip in a remote wilderness is a good way to get away from the derp. And everything else, really.

I've been seriously considering that.  I think being disconnected for a few days with definitely help.

Get a good tent. I mean really.


Rustics.

Seriously, if you need to get away, go get a hotel room for a week on the beach.  The woods are full of dirt, trees and animals.
 
2013-03-29 10:40:04 PM  

xen0blue: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


...What is that last one supposed to be?
 
2013-03-29 10:41:30 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: A person of color that thinks for him or herself is the scariest thing to a Dem


LMFAO XD
 
2013-03-29 10:41:39 PM  

part of the problem: spongeboob: This guy is a Seventh day Adventist right, I would have loved to see him being asked does your church really think going to church on Sunday instead of Saturday is the mark of the Beast? But no one would ask him that if he ran as a Republican.

Fair enough but SDAs take seperation of church and state VERY seriously. If we have to have a republican we could do much much worse. Ive even known SDAs to support pro choice candidates soley because the religious right was for them.
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(Not sda)


SDA is for separation of church and state because they are afraid of the coming National Sunday Law that will force them to go to church on Sundays. They also believe the Pope or the Papacy is the anti-Christ, it is something they wont tell you at first.
They also have some very very weird health beliefs. I don't think they have officially renounced that masturbation causes all kinds of health problems.  Meat leads to cancer. You shouldn't eat fruit and vegetables at the same time because they 'fight' in the stomach. Vinegar is bad for you.
I have heard it preached in SDA churches if your child is a practicing homosexual you should shun them.
They tithe 10%, yeah I know lots of churches do you say, but in the SDA faith that tithe goes only to pay their clergy, every thing else upkeep on their churches, outreach programs is paid for by additional money the faithful have to give.  When you die you should leave everything to the Church because your kids may do something immoral with it.

I could go on.

/baptized as a SDA as an adult even though I told the preacher I had some reservations about the whole Ellen White prophet thing.
 
2013-03-29 10:41:40 PM  
Sadly, as the Republicans continue the downward spiral to the wacky fringe, it gives a stage for idiots like this to spout their poison. Even sadder still is 1/2 of the voting population agrees.

I'm actually starting to wonder if this is some kind of undiagnosed mental illness caused by some environmental condition which causes people to think like this. After all, wasn't it lead plumbing that was a major contributing factor to the fall of the Romans?
 
2013-03-29 10:41:42 PM  
I'm surprised there isn't some kind of 'law' or 'effect' named after the principal that as soon as some GOP flavor of the week is referred to as "terrifying" to liberals, they'll inevitably say something pants-on-head retarded within days.
 
gja
2013-03-29 10:42:12 PM  
Yeah baby!
 
2013-03-29 10:42:23 PM  

LoneWolf343: xen0blue: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

...What is that last one supposed to be?


Since troll posters post and run, I will chime in and say it's prolly blood relatives
 
2013-03-29 10:42:31 PM  

agb1953: Dr. Carson did not compare the 3 groups.  He listed the three groups as being those who fall in love but are not man/woman combinations.  In 2006 a Sudanese man married a goat, so there is precedent for his remark.


Look, I just want to say that there are people bin this country that are bad for us. These groups are bad because they are fundamentally at odds with the American way of life. Child rapists, republicans, and serial killers all want to change our society for the worse.

Oh? Nah brah, I wasn't comparing those groups. I just put them down in the same sentence while trying to make a political point. Why you mad brah?

Nice try guy, but we know you really don't believe your claim.
 
2013-03-29 10:42:36 PM  

nocturnal001: This is because you can be both intelligent and have some severe mental issues.


Case in point.
 
2013-03-29 10:43:26 PM  

Void_Beavis: Sadly, as the Republicans continue the downward spiral to the wacky fringe, it gives a stage for idiots like this to spout their poison. Even sadder still is 1/2 of the voting population agrees.

I'm actually starting to wonder if this is some kind of undiagnosed mental illness caused by some environmental condition which causes people to think like this. After all, wasn't it lead plumbing that was a major contributing factor to the fall of the Romans?


Probably trans fats in fast food
 
2013-03-29 10:44:13 PM  
By the way, Republicans, you are failing into the trap that you believe Affirmative Action creates.  There are so few Black Republicans, they are such a small part of the African American community, that you can't assume that all of them are ready to be affirmatively actioned into a position as major player in Republican party simply because they parrot your talking points and have dark skin.  You do it to yourselves, so don't blame us.
 
2013-03-29 10:44:54 PM  

Infernalist: ghare: EmmaLou: cptjeff: EmmaLou: Just once, once I would like to go through a day and not think "WTF is wrong with people?"

Try going camping. A nice backpacking or canoe trip in a remote wilderness is a good way to get away from the derp. And everything else, really.

I've been seriously considering that.  I think being disconnected for a few days with definitely help.

Get a good tent. I mean really.

Rustics.

Seriously, if you need to get away, go get a hotel room for a week on the beach.  The woods are full of dirt, trees and animals.


I was just camping on the beach. Nice place, and camping with me is very, very comfortable, especially trunk camping. I have everything. New prize: SVEA backpack stove, got for $3 at a yard sale.
 
2013-03-29 10:44:58 PM  

agb1953: Dr. Carson did not compare the 3 groups.  He listed the three groups as being those who fall in love but are not man/woman combinations.  In 2006 a Sudanese man married a goat, so there is precedent for his remark.


When it's a Republican, one should refer to him using his full title, such as DOCTOR Carson and DOCTOR Paul, but when it's someone from the "Democrat Party," someone with a title is a liberal elite who should be shunned and told that he/she is not a Real 'merrican.
 
gja
2013-03-29 10:45:12 PM  

gja: Yeah baby!


s2.favim.com
 
2013-03-29 10:46:10 PM  

Fart_Machine: nocturnal001: This is because you can be both intelligent and have some severe mental issues.

Case in point.


Nice. I learned about that guy on the dark matters TV show. Genius who got all culty and banged his wife's sister.

History is retarded (and awesome).
 
2013-03-29 10:46:13 PM  
I saw a turtle.

/and then I farked it
 
2013-03-29 10:46:27 PM  

RyogaM: Silly Jesus: RyogaM: If I wanted to lessen the political prospects of a certain race, I would promote among that race people I know to be unprepared for public office, those who have opinions that are in direct opposition to the wildly accepted beliefs and principles of the vast majority of the scientific community, have a tendency of overestimation of their competency outside their main field of expertise, and an inability to keep their mouth shut about things outside those areas of expertize.  It is even better if this particular specimen is highly accomplished, as it makes it appear as even the most highly skilled of that race are unsuited to public office.  That this appears to be what the Republicans are doing is just a coincidence.

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You were saying?

When you promote a hundred people who happen to be certain race, an one turns out to be a dud, you are not going to foster an animus against that race. That is expected.

When you are the Republicans, and you promote 10 members who happen to be a certain race, and nine of them turn out to be duds, well, I'm just applying the same powers of observation Doc. Carson has in regards to Obama.  Clearly, one can assume the Republicans are trying to ruin Black Republicans by exposing them to scrutiny that are not prepared for.


There were three of them there, Fark's new posting thingy just split them up.  Anyway, those are just the first three I could think of off the top of my head.  I'm sure there are more.
 
2013-03-29 10:46:28 PM  
Cuchulane:

*slow clap*
/aisle seat
 
2013-03-29 10:48:02 PM  
I liked his 10% flat tax idea.
 
2013-03-29 10:48:40 PM  

Boxcutta: agb1953: Dr. Carson did not compare the 3 groups.  He listed the three groups as being those who fall in love but are not man/woman combinations.  In 2006 a Sudanese man married a goat, so there is precedent for his remark.

When it's a Republican, one should refer to him using his full title, such as DOCTOR Carson and DOCTOR Paul, but when it's someone from the "Democrat Party," someone with a title is a liberal elite who should be shunned and told that he/she is not a Real 'merrican.


Were he a dem he would be called something like Dr Ben Larson, lolz cuz he lies like a lieberal amirite guys?
 
2013-03-29 10:49:02 PM  

Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.


Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.
 
2013-03-29 10:50:37 PM  
I had absolutely no idea that you could be a complete idiot and become a neurosurgeon.  Dammit, I so missed out on an easy career path!

"If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange."

I wouldn't want this guy anywhere near my brain.  He already hurts it over the internet!
 
2013-03-29 10:52:29 PM  
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2013-03-29 10:52:43 PM  

nocturnal001: Boxcutta: agb1953: Dr. Carson did not compare the 3 groups.  He listed the three groups as being those who fall in love but are not man/woman combinations.  In 2006 a Sudanese man married a goat, so there is precedent for his remark.

When it's a Republican, one should refer to him using his full title, such as DOCTOR Carson and DOCTOR Paul, but when it's someone from the "Democrat Party," someone with a title is a liberal elite who should be shunned and told that he/she is not a Real 'merrican.

Were he a dem he would be called something like Dr Ben Larson, lolz cuz he lies like a lieberal amirite guys?


Liberals be shoppin'.
 
2013-03-29 10:53:46 PM  
img692.imageshack.us

"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."
 
2013-03-29 10:54:03 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.

Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.


Flat taxes aren't math?  Potato?
 
2013-03-29 10:55:24 PM  

nocturnal001: Fart_Machine: nocturnal001: This is because you can be both intelligent and have some severe mental issues.

Case in point.

Nice. I learned about that guy on the dark matters TV show. Genius who got all culty and banged his wife's sister.

History is retarded (and awesome).


The whole business/occult relationship with L. Ron Hubbard is wonderfully bugshait crazy.
 
2013-03-29 10:55:55 PM  

Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.

Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.

Flat taxes aren't math?  Potato?


That's the kind of thinking one has to have to think that a 10% flat tax is sustainable.
 
2013-03-29 10:56:05 PM  

Silly Jesus: There were three of them there, Fark's new posting thingy just split them up. Anyway, those are just the first three I could think of off the top of my head. I'm sure there are more.


Two of whom are nowhere neat the embarrassment of Dr. Carson.  And, again, out of the hundreds of Blacks in the Democratic party, of course you are going to get duds.

As for the Republicans, you have Carson, Cain (remember, the farking Pizza guy the Republicans wanted to make President),  Alan Keyes, Michael Steele (nice guy, certainly not an embarrassment, but in no way ready to head the RNC),  and Clarence Thomas.  Off the top of my head.  None of the above would have amounted to a fart in a hurricane and been promoted by the Republicans if they had been White.

I'm going to give a pass to Condy Rice because it's impossible to determine how much incompetence she actually brought to the office when she was surrounded by an incompetent administration, and Colin Powell, because, also surrounded by incompetents, and, when he came out for Obama, was called a racist by the Republicans for doing so.  They've both had enough problems.
 
2013-03-29 10:57:28 PM  

EmmaLou: Just once, once I would like to go through a day and not think "WTF is wrong with people?"


Wouldn't that be nice?

Like I said. I'd e willing to test these people's homes for lead, murcury, radon... Something causes this bat shiat insanity. I want to understand this...
 
2013-03-29 10:57:53 PM  
images.cryhavok.org
 
2013-03-29 10:58:13 PM  

Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.

Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.

Flat taxes aren't math?  Potato?


Yes, flat taxes are potato.
 
2013-03-29 10:59:06 PM  

RIP BILL CARSON
www.wearysloth.com
DIED OF THIRST 1862

 
2013-03-29 11:01:02 PM  
. And if we don't give them the right to transfer property and to have you know, visitation, etc., then we really should be examining that."

he doesn't know this? and yet he's speaking out about gay marriage.

yep, typical republican. good at his day job perhaps but farked up otherwise.
 
2013-03-29 11:01:58 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.

Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.

Flat taxes aren't math?  Potato?

That's the kind of thinking one has to have to think that a 10% flat tax is sustainable.


It's the kind of math Republicans do to make themselves feel better.
 
2013-03-29 11:02:28 PM  
Sounds to me that the students at JHU are racist.
 
2013-03-29 11:03:09 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.

Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.

Flat taxes aren't math?  Potato?

That's the kind of thinking one has to have to think that a 10% flat tax is sustainable.


These 41 countries with a flat tax might be interested in your expertise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_tax#Countries_that_have_flat_tax_s ys tems
 
2013-03-29 11:06:01 PM  

Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.

Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.

Flat taxes aren't math?  Potato?

That's the kind of thinking one has to have to think that a 10% flat tax is sustainable.

These 41 countries with a flat tax might be interested in your expertise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_tax#Countries_that_have_flat_tax_s ys tems


Holy shiat dude, did you even read that list?  Name five countries on that list with a 10% flat tax rate that you'd want to live in rather than the U.S.A.
 
2013-03-29 11:06:24 PM  

RyogaM: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.

Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.

Flat taxes aren't math?  Potato?

That's the kind of thinking one has to have to think that a 10% flat tax is sustainable.

It's the kind of math Republicans do to make themselves feel better.


Wow, lots of tax experts here tonight.  There are also about 10 states and one Canadian province that could use your services....along with those 41 countries.  They are evidently all gravely mistaken in their taxation policies.  Please save them, oh superior ones.
 
2013-03-29 11:07:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-29 11:08:32 PM  
FTFA: "What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

"What I'm basically saying is, you're all a bunch of fruits."
 
2013-03-29 11:08:45 PM  

RyogaM: Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: Mrtraveler01: Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.

Ah, so he can't do math either huh?

Unless this is an additional tax, which in that case is heresy in the GOP.

Flat taxes aren't math?  Potato?

That's the kind of thinking one has to have to think that a 10% flat tax is sustainable.

These 41 countries with a flat tax might be interested in your expertise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_tax#Countries_that_have_flat_tax_s ys tems

Holy shiat dude, did you even read that list?  Name five countries on that list with a 10% flat tax rate that you'd want to live in rather than the U.S.A.


What about these states?  Could you even live in any of them?  Or Alberta?!?  OMG!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_tax#At_the_state_or_provincial_lev el
 
2013-03-29 11:09:10 PM  
**** *** ******
 
2013-03-29 11:12:34 PM  

Silly Jesus: I liked his 10% flat tax idea.


There's a lot to like about a flat tax. Sadly, no one with sane social policy supports it. Probably due to the fact that the income gap right now is at an all-time high.

Nobody wants to talk about how a flat tax is going to affect funds held in the Cayman Islands.

The Russians just dealt with embezzled mafia funds held in Cyprus banks and you see how that turned out. Criminals will do anything to hold on to their stolen money, including collapsing the world economy.
 
2013-03-29 11:14:32 PM  
A good article summing up the pros and cons of the Flat Tax.

http://smallbusiness.chron.com/pros-cons-flat-tax-4210.html
 
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