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(MSNBC)   Dr. Ben Carson will no longer be speaking at Johns Hopkins after comparing gays to NAMBLA and people who want to have sex with turtles   (tv.msnbc.com) divider line 613
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2013-03-29 09:30:42 PM  
The moment Worldnetdaily endorsed this guy I knew it was only a matter of time before he shoved his foot down his throat.
 
2013-03-29 09:30:49 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

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I sincerely hope that Dr. Carson was treated for the stroke from which he was obviously suffering while he issued that statement.
 
2013-03-29 09:30:51 PM  
Who here hasn't seen a sexy turtle and said "I wanna hit that?"  My wife won't let me keep a turtle in the house anymore after what I did to that last turtle.

/and it was consensual.
 
2013-03-29 09:32:01 PM  
this man is also a Creationist. Your move, PZ MHuuurrryers
 
2013-03-29 09:32:24 PM  

Sgt Otter: Mrtraveler01: Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.

Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.
Limbaugh: Ben Carson Has Democrats Scared To Death


I'm as afraid of that as I am afraid that North Korea is going to nuke Austin.
 
2013-03-29 09:32:57 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.

Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.


Count yourself lucky. Those of us with wingnut relatives got the Fwd:fwd:fwd derpsignal.
 
2013-03-29 09:33:13 PM  

willfullyobscure: this man is also a Creationist. Your move, PZ MHuuurrryers


How can a brain surgeon be this stupid?
 
2013-03-29 09:33:13 PM  
Six week political career. Not bad.
 
2013-03-29 09:33:37 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.

Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.


No, he isn't a rising star except in the minds of the libs who apparently dropped a collective load in their pants when he dared open his mouth and utter anything other than what they think he should have said at the prayer breakfast.  A person of color that thinks for him or herself is the scariest thing to a Dem and they must always be targetted for destruction usually with Uncle Tom type terminology.
 
2013-03-29 09:33:38 PM  
Person A:  I like ice cream, Legos and boobies.

Lib:  OMG ice cream is nothing like Legos, HOW CAN YOU BE EQUATING THE TWO!?!?!?!
 
2013-03-29 09:33:42 PM  

gilgigamesh: The_Sponge: I like turtles.

Well pretty soon you'll be able to marry one. Congrats. I am sure you'll be very happy together.


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Back off boys, he's spoken for.
 
2013-03-29 09:33:57 PM  

Great Janitor: Who here hasn't seen a sexy turtle and said "I wanna hit that?"  My wife won't let me keep a turtle in the house anymore after what I did to that last turtle.

/and it was consensual.


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2013-03-29 09:34:10 PM  
I had to read Gifted Hands in my 10th grade English class. All I got from it was how unbelievable it was that Ben Carson had a fat AND ugly wife while being 1)a doctor, and 2)"Gifted" with his hands.

But now I get it, who else would want to fark this tool.
 
2013-03-29 09:34:23 PM  

KrispyKritter: Please point and laugh at me.  I need SOMEONE to pay attention to me.


Ok.

/Points.
//Laughs
///Ha-ha!
////Four slashies deep, Yo!
 
2013-03-29 09:35:11 PM  
Just gotta keep him alive long enough to tell me the name on the grave.

/oh wait, that's Bill Carson. Never mind
 
2013-03-29 09:35:25 PM  
You know, when I Google a phrase that starts "sex with ..." I expect to see some sick pron on the first page of hits at least. Google is a site have I come to trust to do its job and find weird shiat.

But apparently sex with turtles is so rare that even the web has a hard time coughing up examples. Maybe it has something to do with such hits as "turles have terrifying penises" or "how to tell if a turtle is male or female" or "Dr. Ben Carson has sex with turtles", which at least gets hits about Dr. Ben.
 
2013-03-29 09:37:28 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr:


Obviously asking for it.
 
2013-03-29 09:37:43 PM  
I figured it was only a matter of time before he opened his mouth and reinforced the stereotype of a talented doctor who is a moron when he ventures into areas other than his own area of expertise.
 
2013-03-29 09:38:08 PM  
Six weeks ago, hardly anyone knew who he was. But people who knew him placed him near the top of their "people I respect"

Now everyone knows who he is, and he is the laughingstock of the nation.

This is what happens when you listen to talk radio, believe that it is true, and then open your mouth.
 
2013-03-29 09:39:05 PM  
I really don't get who much gayness causes certain people to loses their minds.  I mean, really.  Whether it's the Republicans, the Nazis, or brain-dead Muslim and Christian Fundamentalists, it's amazing how gayness just causes them to lose all perspective and make them want to turn to governmental "solutions" to a "problem" only they can identify.  Whether Republican, Nazi or Fundy, you are not allowed to use the government to enshrine your prejudice into law.
 
2013-03-29 09:39:21 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: Mrtraveler01: Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.

Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.

No, he isn't a rising star except in the minds of the libs who apparently dropped a collective load in their pants when he dared open his mouth and utter anything other than what they think he should have said at the prayer breakfast.  A person of color that thinks for him or herself is the scariest thing to a Dem and they must always be targetted for destruction usually with Uncle Tom type terminology.


Somebody didn't get the memo from Rush Limbaugh (see link above).
 
2013-03-29 09:39:53 PM  
"My impression is what's being asked for is the convenience of the title marriage, which is an institution that was established by God," Carson said.

And there's the rub. When I stepped before the priest on our wedding day, we didn't agree to enter into the bonds of marriage, we agreed to enter into holy matrimony as sanctioned by the church. When we signed the state license afterwards, THEN we entered into a marriage, as authorized and sanctioned by the state.

(Yes, I haven't sat down and thought all of this through, but this seems to be a good point of argument for me from here on out.)
 
2013-03-29 09:40:05 PM  
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

Why is it that no one in politics can just say something like "I really farked up, I was wrong, I'm really sorry"?
 
2013-03-29 09:40:10 PM  

Silly Jesus: Person A:  I like ice cream, Legos and boobies.

Lib:  OMG ice cream is nothing like Legos, HOW CAN YOU BE EQUATING THE TWO!?!?!?!


Yet another example of conservatives (and therefore trolls posing as conservatives) lacking the ability to understand or make analogies.
 
2013-03-29 09:40:16 PM  

Great Janitor: Who here hasn't seen a sexy turtle and said "I wanna hit that?"  My wife won't let me keep a turtle in the house anymore after what I did to that last turtle.

/and it was consensual.


Yeah, but turtles are sluts, everyone knows that.
 
2013-03-29 09:41:09 PM  
The GOP's Great Black Hope Dope goes down!
 
2013-03-29 09:42:00 PM  
im sure he will still be speaking, subby. just not at the commencement.
 
2013-03-29 09:42:45 PM  
JohnTuttle:

(Yes, I haven't sat down and thought all of this through, but this seems to be a good point of argument for me from here on out.)

Marriage wasn't instituted by "God" so it isn't a valid argument.  Societies that have never heard of Judeochristianity still farking get married.
 
2013-03-29 09:44:02 PM  

Mrtraveler01: willfullyobscure: this man is also a Creationist. Your move, PZ MHuuurrryers

How can a brain surgeon be this stupid?


he's an artist with a blade with the capacity to memorize and apply vast swaths of medical knowledge.  None of that necessitates an understanding of radiometeic dating, evolution, or astrophysics.  Or maybe Jesus helped him through his totally shiatty childhood and he's bought off on the whole thing on the way to getting mad paper.
 
2013-03-29 09:44:07 PM  
Just because I have a sign that says "Dogs and Blacks Not Allowed," it doesn't mean I'm equating blacks and dogs. Heavans no! Those are just two unrelated things that happen to not be allowed. Totally different.
 
2013-03-29 09:44:20 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The GOP's Great Black Hope Dope goes down!


And he was doing so well there for a while......

Then he opened his mouth.
 
2013-03-29 09:44:26 PM  
"My impression is what's being asked for is the convenience of the title marriage, which is an institution that was established by God," Carson said.

ORLY? And when did this happen? Not to be a douchebag, but I'm pretty sure his ancestors might not agree with him considering that it was not okay for black people and white people to get married at one point.

I am not trying to turn this into a racial debate, so don't take it that way. My point is that I don't know where God said anything about marriage? Feel free to correct me if I am wrong (based on when/where that came from, not based on one's religious beliefs).
 
2013-03-29 09:45:32 PM  
LETS NOT LISTEN TO HIM HES PROBABLY THE MOST GIFTED BLACK MAN ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW OOO I FORGOT YOU CANT BE A GIFTED BLACK MAN IF YOU NOT A DEM KIND OF LIKE MLK YOU KNOW HE WAS ON THE RIGHT TO BUT THOSE PISKY MORALS AND THE WHOLE GOD THING ........STUPID ME
 
2013-03-29 09:45:41 PM  
If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange.

I am still trying to decipher this profound yet complex axiom.

Why would you say an orange that I just gave you is not an orange even if you asked for an apple? and how would a non orange orange become a peach afterward even though it may have been originally an apple all along? this is deep folks deep!!
 
2013-03-29 09:45:51 PM  

ilambiquated: Great Janitor: Who here hasn't seen a sexy turtle and said "I wanna hit that?"  My wife won't let me keep a turtle in the house anymore after what I did to that last turtle.

/and it was consensual.

Yeah, but turtles are sluts, everyone knows that.


Ninja sluts!!!
 
2013-03-29 09:46:25 PM  

Mrtraveler01: willfullyobscure: this man is also a Creationist. Your move, PZ MHuuurrryers

How can a brain surgeon be this stupid?


A brain surgeon is just an auto mechanic who works with the engine running.
 
2013-03-29 09:48:52 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr:


Quite the climber, that one....
 
2013-03-29 09:49:00 PM  
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Should read Sorry pamphlette
 
2013-03-29 09:49:03 PM  

GAT_00: I'm surprised conservatives have a problem with what he said.


They don't; MSNBC likes to think that they do, though.
Deluded liberals are precious when they pontificate, aren't they?
 
2013-03-29 09:49:20 PM  
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

Neurosurgeon, heal thyself.
 
2013-03-29 09:49:25 PM  

Minerva8918: "My impression is what's being asked for is the convenience of the title marriage, which is an institution that was established by God," Carson said.

ORLY? And when did this happen? Not to be a douchebag, but I'm pretty sure his ancestors might not agree with him considering that it was not okay for black people and white people to get married at one point.

I am not trying to turn this into a racial debate, so don't take it that way. My point is thaet I don't know where God said anything about marriage? Feel free to correct me if I am wrong (based on when/where that came from, not based on one's religious beliefs).


It wasn't allowed for Blacks to marry other Blacks without permission of a White man at one point in our history, either, and even when married, no White had to recognize the marriage in any way, shape or form.  Guess those marriages weren't godly.
 
2013-03-29 09:50:36 PM  

sweet jeez: LETS NOT LISTEN TO HIM HES PROBABLY THE MOST GIFTED BLACK MAN ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW OOO I FORGOT YOU CANT BE A GIFTED BLACK MAN IF YOU NOT A DEM KIND OF LIKE MLK YOU KNOW HE WAS ON THE RIGHT TO BUT THOSE PISKY MORALS AND THE WHOLE GOD THING ........STUPID ME


The fark are you going on about?

And what's with the all CAPS? This is Fark, not some mid-nineties AOL chat room.
 
2013-03-29 09:50:42 PM  
Uncle Tom.
 
2013-03-29 09:51:33 PM  

KrispyKritter: Dr clearly stated his opinion and was not making comparisons as butt hurt folks interpret in their deluded minds. Too farking bad his opinion is not your own. Everybody gets to speak their mind in america until the government makes that illegal.


I never know when you're being serious or not. By that statement I should have you Farkied in a much deeper shade of red.
 
2013-03-29 09:52:04 PM  
Is it a five-assed turtle?
 
2013-03-29 09:52:16 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.


Weird, it kinda reminds me of all the Number Twos in Al Qaeda.

Flip smash there goes still another one and that's three for this month alone.

So much for The Great Blah Hope of the GOP.
 
2013-03-29 09:53:07 PM  

JohnTuttle: "My impression is what's being asked for is the convenience of the title marriage, which is an institution that was established by God," Carson said.

And there's the rub. When I stepped before the priest on our wedding day, we didn't agree to enter into the bonds of marriage, we agreed to enter into holy matrimony as sanctioned by the church. When we signed the state license afterwards, THEN we entered into a marriage, as authorized and sanctioned by the state.

(Yes, I haven't sat down and thought all of this through, but this seems to be a good point of argument for me from here on out.)


Cut out the middle man. People who get married at the courthouse sign some papers and appear before a judge. No one asks about anyone's religious beliefs. It's not relevant.
 
2013-03-29 09:53:29 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: A person of color that thinks for him or herself is the scariest thing to a Dem


Which is why we didn't elect Obama twice.
 
2013-03-29 09:54:38 PM  
What does the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes have to do with gay marriage or turtle farking?
 
2013-03-29 09:55:01 PM  

Speaker2Animals: If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

And this is what passes for intelligence in the GOP.


Thing is, the dude is a pediatric neurosurgeon - not a job they just hand out to retards. My father was also a highly educated, menacingly intelligent man who for some reason let the derp break free when the conversation steered to politics or social norms. I'm sure plenty of you work with some highly pedigreed guy in the office down the hall who thinks Todd Akin makes sense and just got a raw deal from the liberal media. Then he goes back to designing a farking skyscraper or jet engine.

I've never understood how otherwise smart people can fall for politics that thrive on the lowest common denominator. I have a worthless BA from an equally worthless state drinking university that I don't recall attending, but even I know bullsh*t when I see it. Others can be educated in strict logic for 8 post-secondary years plus a residency and still can't count past potato. And I don't mean to say this because I disagree; I'm talking about actual stupidity, like the aforementioned Akin.

Meh, such is life.
 
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