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(MSNBC)   Dr. Ben Carson will no longer be speaking at Johns Hopkins after comparing gays to NAMBLA and people who want to have sex with turtles   (tv.msnbc.com) divider line 613
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2013-03-29 06:41:07 PM
I said after twice.

/I like after
//Guess he can cross his name off the top candidates list
///And move it to the future TV analyst list
 
2013-03-29 06:44:05 PM
Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.
 
2013-03-29 06:49:38 PM

Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.


To be fair, the type of person who would fit the Republican Rising Star category has a pretty high correlation with the type of person who would say something crazy and offensive.
 
2013-03-29 06:49:52 PM
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

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2013-03-29 06:53:01 PM

Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.


They pretty much greased it with their own shiat.
 
2013-03-29 06:55:48 PM
These f*ckwits get knocked off faster than an Al Qaeda #2 man
 
2013-03-29 06:59:03 PM

Relatively Obscure: "What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

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2013-03-29 07:01:53 PM
I like turtles.
 
2013-03-29 07:02:08 PM
I'm surprised conservatives have a problem with what he said.
 
2013-03-29 07:21:04 PM

The_Sponge: I like turtles.


Well pretty soon you'll be able to marry one. Congrats. I am sure you'll be very happy together.
 
2013-03-29 07:37:29 PM

Relatively Obscure: "What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

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Truly, this brilliant man is the Terror of the Left.
 
2013-03-29 07:52:13 PM
 If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

And this is what passes for intelligence in the GOP.
 
2013-03-29 08:06:31 PM

GAT_00: I'm surprised conservatives have a problem with what he said.


The problem isn't with the content of what he said, it was that he said it when the GOP is trying to rebrand itself.
 
2013-03-29 08:07:36 PM

TheManofPA: I said after twice.

/I like after
//Guess he can cross his name off the top candidates list
///And move it to the future TV analyst list


And comparing twice. Unless that's part of the joke and I don't get it.
 
2013-03-29 08:11:31 PM
As he should apologize. I fark GIRL turtles - the way God intended!
 
2013-03-29 08:13:33 PM

Relatively Obscure: "What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."


Sometimes a banana is just a banana.
 
2013-03-29 08:15:19 PM

revrendjim: Relatively Obscure: "What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.


God's greatest creation.
 
2013-03-29 08:17:38 PM

gilgigamesh: The_Sponge: I like turtles.

Well pretty soon you'll be able to marry one. Congrats. I am sure you'll be very happy together.


4.bp.blogspot.com
Combine NAMBLA and Turtle Farking and see what kind of sick deviance you get!
 
2013-03-29 08:22:34 PM
My belief is that marriage is between a white man and a white woman.  He doesn't get to change the definition.  Unless you're Abraham, in which case you can have sex with your slave Harah.  Or Solomon, in which case you can have 900 wives and a thousand concubines.  Wait, this is getting confusing.
 
2013-03-29 08:25:29 PM
I love that republicans also fail to recognize that the definition of marriage has changed quite a bit over the last couple of millennia.
 
2013-03-29 08:37:42 PM

kxs401: I love that republicans also fail to recognize that the definition of marriage has changed quite a bit over the last couple of millennia.


It's changed over the last hundred years or so.  120 years ago I could've had my bipolar wife committed for life to a mental institution because she was considered a piece of property.  Judaic, Muslim, and Hindu laws regard women as male property.  The world would be a much better place without a trace of religion.  It makes intelligent people think stupid things.
 
2013-03-29 08:47:52 PM

syrynxx: kxs401: I love that republicans also fail to recognize that the definition of marriage has changed quite a bit over the last couple of millennia.

It's changed over the last hundred years or so.  120 years ago I could've had my bipolar wife committed for life to a mental institution because she was considered a piece of property.  Judaic, Muslim, and Hindu laws regard women as male property.  The world would be a much better place without a trace of religion.  It makes intelligent people think stupid things.


Worse, it makes stupid people think they're intelligent.
And intelligently designed.
 
2013-03-29 08:53:46 PM
Nonsensical rambling about fruits while non-apologizing about gay people?
 
2013-03-29 09:16:21 PM
That's funny, because this guy looks like the end product of a NAMBLA adherent and a turtle having sex.
 
2013-03-29 09:16:28 PM
gregcookland.com
 
2013-03-29 09:17:14 PM

Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.


Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.
 
2013-03-29 09:19:15 PM
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

 
2013-03-29 09:19:26 PM
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

TLDR translation: "Potato..."
 
2013-03-29 09:19:37 PM
www.wepsite.de
 
2013-03-29 09:20:51 PM
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."

This...THIS...is the new Republican superstar??!

God, Palin was more coherent.
 
2013-03-29 09:21:54 PM
Consenting adult, child, goat... it's all the same, right?
 
2013-03-29 09:22:10 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [gregcookland.com image 432x568]


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2013-03-29 09:22:17 PM

gilgigamesh: The_Sponge: I like turtles.

Well pretty soon you'll be able to marry one. Congrats. I am sure you'll be very happy together.


What you did there, Flo & Eddie & I see it.
 
2013-03-29 09:22:27 PM

syrynxx: My belief is that marriage is between a white man and a white woman.  He doesn't get to change the definition.  Unless you're Abraham, in which case you can have sex with your slave Harah.  Or Solomon, in which case you can have 900 wives and a thousand concubines.  Wait, this is getting confusing.


Sarah's handmaiden was Hagar.

/dept of corrections
 
2013-03-29 09:23:53 PM

Mrtraveler01: Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.

Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.


Near as I can tell the Palin-Cain Cycle is gaining momentum and now running its course in slightly less than a week.
 
2013-03-29 09:24:11 PM

Mrtraveler01: Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.


The criteria for "rising star" isn't very stringent these days.
 
2013-03-29 09:24:50 PM
Farking brain surgeon needs a farking brain.
 
2013-03-29 09:24:57 PM
I saw them on one of their first reunion tours a number of years ago.... judging by the total lack of afterparty NOBODY wanted to.have sex with the Turtles. But they were so happy together.
 
2013-03-29 09:25:00 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-29 09:25:34 PM
And nothing of value is lost.
 
2013-03-29 09:26:10 PM

SuperNinjaToad: "What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."


So, he's got Rick Santorum's social conservatism, Steve Forbes' fiscal plans (a flat tax), and Sarah Palin's gift for making up sentences that make as much sense when read forward or backward.

/But he's blah, so he's certain to capture the blah vote, the same way Palin brought in the female vote. . .
 
2013-03-29 09:26:48 PM
Wait, isn't NAMBLA just Marlon Brando Look Alikes? What does sex have to do with it?
 
2013-03-29 09:26:55 PM
"What I was basically saying and if anyone was offended, I apologize to you. What I was basically saying is there is no group. I wasn't equating those things, I don't think they're equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that's not an orange. And I say, that's a banana. And that's not an apple either. Or a peach, that's not an apple, either. It doesn't mean that I'm equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I'm not equating those things."]

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2013-03-29 09:27:19 PM
They chase after me, man. They chase after me!

/Thanks, Smokey!
 
2013-03-29 09:27:42 PM
Lib Logic

All items in all lists are now being equated.
 
2013-03-29 09:27:44 PM

Relatively Obscure: As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease KY.


You missed an easy one.
 
2013-03-29 09:28:06 PM
Dr clearly stated his opinion and was not making comparisons as butt hurt folks interpret in their deluded minds. Too farking bad his opinion is not your own. Everybody gets to speak their mind in america until the government makes that illegal.
 
2013-03-29 09:29:13 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: syrynxx: My belief is that marriage is between a white man and a white woman.  He doesn't get to change the definition.  Unless you're Abraham, in which case you can have sex with your slave Harah.  Or Solomon, in which case you can have 900 wives and a thousand concubines.  Wait, this is getting confusing.

Sarah's handmaiden was Hagar.

/dept of corrections


And Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines.
 
2013-03-29 09:29:34 PM

Mrtraveler01: Relatively Obscure: Carson's comparison of gay relationships to pedophilia (NAMBLA stands for the North American Man/Boy Love Association) and bestiality has caused the pediatric neurosurgeon to fall from his perch as a Republican rising a star in recent days.

As many people as have occupied that position recently, it's like they coated that perch with axle grease.

Wait, he was a rising star for the GOP? I haven't even heard of him until earlier this week.

Limbaugh: Ben Carson Has Democrats Scared To Death
 
2013-03-29 09:30:28 PM
Colon Powell/Condoleeza Rice '16

/Can't be worse than the last joers
 
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