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2013-03-29 09:29:09 PM
collegepoison.com
 
2013-03-29 09:52:17 PM
Amanda Bynes:  I look like gay
 
2013-03-29 10:09:34 PM
When I was in high school, there was a school newspaper that asked the question 'what are your plans for summer vacation?'
One guys printed answer was "just relax.  And maybe get a little trim."
lol
 
2013-03-29 10:27:56 PM

SarcasticFark: Gifted Many Few: I blame the lack of standards in editing more than I do the students. They still don't have a clear understanding of permanence. I doubt these will be as funny when they have a family of their own and are ashamed to show their child just how date rapey they once were.

Notice no women do this.

I beg to differ.  A young lady in my Class of '89 yearbook referenced a porn movie called "Bodacious Ta-tas" in her yearbook comment.



"Bodacious Ta-tas"  - Is that the one with Ron Jeremy and Candye Kane?
 
2013-03-29 11:06:53 PM

dickfreckle: xanadian: I think my yearbook quote was a Bible quote.

....

I've changed a bit since then.

*does 3 hookers at once while snorting blow*

Only 3? Son, you need to sign up for my new class, "Advanced Degenerate Multi-Tasking. It's free down at the learning annex.


They're transvestites.
 
2013-03-29 11:16:46 PM
thunderkick: I can't help but think all of those are fake

LIAR! Tawfig Afif is durnsure real.  You can Google his ass, if you want proof.
 
2013-03-29 11:17:00 PM

acad1228: SarcasticFark: Gifted Many Few: I blame the lack of standards in editing more than I do the students. They still don't have a clear understanding of permanence. I doubt these will be as funny when they have a family of their own and are ashamed to show their child just how date rapey they once were.

Notice no women do this.

I beg to differ.  A young lady in my Class of '89 yearbook referenced a porn movie called "Bodacious Ta-tas" in her yearbook comment.


"Bodacious Ta-tas"  - Is that the one with Ron Jeremy and Candye Kane?


I honestly haven't the faintest idea lol.  I'm sure teh Google knows though.
 
2013-03-29 11:34:07 PM
xaxor.com
 
2013-03-29 11:49:02 PM
For some reason I never got around to filling out my details for the yearbook, so my teachers got together and did it for me.
I was credited as captain of the verbosity club and student most likely to talk his way out of jail.

Bastards knew me too well
 
2013-03-30 12:09:36 AM
In my senior yearbook about 40% of the class quoted the band Sublime.

//I hated high school.
 
2013-03-30 12:15:28 AM
#1 is from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.. so Lincoln DID say it.. in the movie..
 
2013-03-30 12:24:58 AM

ModernLuddite: In my senior yearbook about 40% of the class quoted the band Sublime.

//I hated high school.


I can see why.
 
2013-03-30 12:53:34 AM

lesliessexxy: Do grown ups not supervise the Yearbook Committee anymore?

Fake or not, some of these made me giggle.


Do adults ever supervise it?  I did 95% of the work on my senior yearbook, and nobody reviewed it except the publishing house.  My 'creative team' went off 'selling ads' and was never heard from again.  I could have put anything in there.

/Lucky for my peers, I was more interested in doing the work fast so I could go get stoned
//Cut and pasted myself into some clubs and onto the track team
///It was a thin, dull book
 
2013-03-30 04:43:08 AM
exiledonline.com

I laughed anyways.
 
2013-03-30 09:43:24 AM
mine was "somebody help im trapped in a yearbook factory!"
 
2013-03-30 10:05:45 AM
I'm not in my high school yearbook. They never bothered sent me the notice to have my picture taken over the summer prior to my senior year. In the back of my yearbook there is a page listing the names of the people who didn't get their pics taken. My name is there, spelled wrong. They couldn't understand why I refused to buy a yearbook.

Fark you Teaneck High School, fark you.
 
2013-03-30 12:17:39 PM

strutin: #1 is from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.. so Lincoln DID say it.. in the movie..


Finally someone noticed this.  I was getting disappointed after scrolling down and seeing no Bill and Ted references.
 
2013-03-30 01:59:09 PM
My brother was a couple years behind me, and as I was looking through one of his yearbooks after I had graduated, I discovered that a kid I used to tutor had one of the best senior quotes ever:

"Don't put anything stupid." -- Mom
 
2013-03-30 06:15:57 PM
I was part of the Yearbook committee along side all the popular girls.  It wasn't too bad.  My high school quote were lyrics from a Metallica song.  The popular kids couldn't figure it out and just thought it was some dark quote. All my music friends thought it was great.
 
2013-03-31 02:54:16 AM

LordOfThePings: [xaxor.com image 700x578]


That was a line first used by Jim Hightower to describe Dan Quayle.
 
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