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2013-03-29 05:15:46 PM
"AARRHHHHUNNNGH!!!" indeed, sir. -.-
 
2013-03-29 05:20:40 PM
This needs to go Green... Cause life just came in my face!
 
2013-03-29 05:31:49 PM
#8 is from David Cross.
 
2013-03-29 06:44:14 PM
"Quote"~Anonymous Poster
 
2013-03-29 06:57:54 PM
They stopped doing that at my school (way back in 91) just because one kid slipped in a quote by Hitler, before the internet we had to godwin yearbooks.
 
2013-03-29 07:12:25 PM
If I had to pick a winner:

img.izismile.com
 
2013-03-29 07:14:40 PM
Yeah, about that...
 
2013-03-29 07:16:59 PM
If I were to make up fake yearbook quotes I would make them funny
 
2013-03-29 07:17:02 PM
I have to give them credit for not including that hoary old "help I'm trapped in a yearbook factory" joke.
 
2013-03-29 07:17:06 PM
"If the red river's flowin', take the dirt road home."

Amen to that.
 
2013-03-29 07:18:08 PM

BravadoGT: If I had to pick a winner:

[img.izismile.com image 640x371]


I agree, Tawfig Afif is a really strange thing to write in a yearbook.
 
2013-03-29 07:19:12 PM

Captain Steroid: "AARRHHHHUNNNGH!!!" indeed, sir. -.-


except it's on the wrong picture...

27.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-29 07:19:41 PM
img.izismile.com
 
2013-03-29 07:20:16 PM
^ take the road less traveled, the backroad so to speak
 
2013-03-29 07:22:55 PM
Mine was, "[insert pithy quote here]".
 
2013-03-29 07:23:54 PM
I think actually know the second to last guy. Well I'm 98% certain. How many gay blonds can there be out there with the name Eric Thor?
 
2013-03-29 07:24:39 PM

Gaddiel: I think actually know the second to last guy. Well I'm 98% certain. How many gay blonds can there be out there with the name Eric Thor?


I know a guy named Erik Thor.  I have already sent him the picture.
 
2013-03-29 07:28:04 PM
blog.ibs-b.hu
 
2013-03-29 07:31:56 PM
That Chewbacca quote is taken completely out of context.
 
2013-03-29 07:32:30 PM
img.izismile.com

Is that not the actor?


www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-03-29 07:34:17 PM
A similar thing happened in my high school when we had to pick the class colors for graduation. Except no one told us we would be picking the class colors until after it was over. They simply handed us a 3X5 card and told us to write a color on it, then they would collect them. Well, we were in high school.

"What? There are our class colors? Put I wrote 'polka dots'."
"I put 'clear' "
I put 'plaid' "
I put infrared
Ooh, I put ultraviolet.
I put 'the entire rainbow'
I put 'translucent'

they had to give us more cards and stage a do-over.
 
2013-03-29 07:34:45 PM
I can't help but think that some of these are put in there by people on the yearbook staff who wanted to mess with some of the nerdy and outcast kids.
 
2013-03-29 07:37:53 PM

Podmore: [blog.ibs-b.hu image 500x373]



  Someday I will be King of all the Gingers...
 
2013-03-29 07:39:49 PM

WippitGuud: [img.izismile.com image 500x628]

Is that not the actor?


[www.blogcdn.com image 290x287]


i don't know... they look pretty close
www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-03-29 07:41:04 PM

RexTalionis: I can't help but think that some of these are put in there by people on the yearbook staff who wanted to mess with some of the nerdy and outcast kids.


Typically the nerdy kids were the ones putting the yearbook together at my school.
 
2013-03-29 07:42:10 PM
I can't help but think all of those are fake
 
2013-03-29 07:43:12 PM
ooooh shiat, James Martin
 
2013-03-29 07:47:23 PM
Good to see Izismile getting some attention here. TheChive gets most of its content from there, and it's not nearly as popular.
 
2013-03-29 07:48:10 PM

suthrnrunt: WippitGuud: [img.izismile.com image 500x628]

Is that not the actor?


[www.blogcdn.com image 290x287]

i don't know... they look pretty close
[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 683x1024]


HOLY SHIAT HE'S IN GRIFFYNDOR!!!!!1!
 
2013-03-29 07:49:51 PM
My graduating class was pushed to make the senior yearbook all inclusive of every grade and the quote was dumped. After that debacle it went back to the original format the next year.
 
2013-03-29 07:52:27 PM

WippitGuud: Is that not the actor?


Assuming you're not being sarcastic... Yes, obviously.
 
2013-03-29 07:58:51 PM
Ours was a response to the "What are your future goals" question.

Mine was, "To be the best damn clog dancer I can be."
 
2013-03-29 08:00:07 PM
I think my yearbook quote was a Bible quote.

....

I've changed a bit since then.

*does 3 hookers at once while snorting blow*
 
2013-03-29 08:00:25 PM

xanadian: suthrnrunt: WippitGuud: [img.izismile.com image 500x628]

Is that not the actor?


[www.blogcdn.com image 290x287]

i don't know... they look pretty close
[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 683x1024]

HOLY SHIAT HE'S IN GRIFFYNDOR!!!!!1!


sarcastic
 
2013-03-29 08:04:10 PM
I blame the lack of standards in editing more than I do the students. They still don't have a clear understanding of permanence. I doubt these will be as funny when they have a family of their own and are ashamed to show their child just how date rapey they once were.

Notice no women do this.
 
2013-03-29 08:06:22 PM
Do grown ups not supervise the Yearbook Committee anymore?

Fake or not, some of these made me giggle.
 
2013-03-29 08:15:39 PM

J. Frank Parnell: Good to see Izismile getting some attention here. TheChive gets most of its content from there, and it's not nearly as popular.


The site loaded like crap on my phone though, and as the submitter, I apologize to anyone who runs into the same issues. Every pic loaded up like an individual link, the sizing was way off, it hung forever, etc... Definitely going to check out the website more, now that I know that it exists...
 
2013-03-29 08:17:11 PM

Gifted Many Few: I blame the lack of standards in editing more than I do the students. They still don't have a clear understanding of permanence. I doubt these will be as funny when they have a family of their own and are ashamed to show their child just how date rapey they once were.

Notice no women do this.


Yeah, but the one used as the headline will be a keeper. Sums the whole funny mess up...
 
2013-03-29 08:19:12 PM
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
Charles de Gaulle

I like to think mine is still unique, if not even more nonsensical with age.
 
2013-03-29 08:21:53 PM
Is that third one relly THE Anderson Cooper everyone's thinking of, or is there actually more than one person with that name?
 
2013-03-29 08:29:43 PM

Sim Tree: A similar thing happened in my high school when we had to pick the class colors for graduation. Except no one told us we would be picking the class colors until after it was over. They simply handed us a 3X5 card and told us to write a color on it, then they would collect them. Well, we were in high school.

"What? There are our class colors? Put I wrote 'polka dots'."
"I put 'clear' "
I put 'plaid' "
I put infrared
Ooh, I put ultraviolet.
I put 'the entire rainbow'
I put 'translucent'

they had to give us more cards and stage a do-over.


Each class had their own colors? LUXURY!
Our entire school had to share the same two colors.
 
2013-03-29 08:37:06 PM
"(Featured Partner) is in my pants!"
 
2013-03-29 08:45:21 PM
A friend of mine looked like Shamus.  For his goals he put "neurosurgeon and a black movie star" for his goals and they put it in the yearbook.
 
2013-03-29 08:50:59 PM

Gifted Many Few: I blame the lack of standards in editing more than I do the students. They still don't have a clear understanding of permanence. I doubt these will be as funny when they have a family of their own and are ashamed to show their child just how date rapey they once were.

Notice no women do this.


I beg to differ.  A young lady in my Class of '89 yearbook referenced a porn movie called "Bodacious Ta-tas" in her yearbook comment.
 
2013-03-29 08:52:11 PM

cashman: Is that third one relly THE Anderson Cooper everyone's thinking of, or is there actually more than one person with that name?


Yeah, that's AC 360 in the flesh.  And to answer an earlier question, that Darren Kriss is THE Darren Kriss from 'Glee'.  Not sure if the others are famous/notable but I did recognize those two.
 
2013-03-29 08:52:33 PM

IBelieveYouHaveMyStapler: A friend of mine looked like Shamus


www.turtlehostel.ca
 
2013-03-29 09:15:14 PM

Gifted Many Few: I blame the lack of standards in editing more than I do the students. They still don't have a clear understanding of permanence. I doubt these will be as funny when they have a family of their own and are ashamed to show their child just how date rapey they once were.

Notice no women do this.


They have no understanding that there really is a future.  Superficially they know the words, blah blah blah, but their animal brain doesn't believe it yet.  It's like explaining to a child that the pan is hot, and it'll really, really hurt if they touch it.  It's just a bunch of words with nothing to connect to.
 
2013-03-29 09:16:43 PM
I really none of these are faked. Because they're farking hilarious.
 
2013-03-29 09:17:02 PM

lesliessexxy: Do grown ups not supervise the Yearbook Committee anymore?

Fake or not, some of these made me giggle.


I think the yearbook committee wrote some of those to ream the nerds.
 
2013-03-29 09:20:09 PM

xanadian: I think my yearbook quote was a Bible quote.

....

I've changed a bit since then.

*does 3 hookers at once while snorting blow*


Only 3? Son, you need to sign up for my new class, "Advanced Degenerate Multi-Tasking. It's free down at the learning annex.
 
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