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(Foodbeast)   If the thought of squirting a mustard Jesus onto your Crucifixion Corn Dog makes you uncomfortable, you can always just make The Penitent Thief   (foodbeast.com) divider line 43
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2013-03-29 04:23:23 PM
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They fried him on a stick!
They fried him on a stick!
They fried him on a stick for me, for me, for me!
One day my soul was sick,
But they fried him on a stick!
They fried him on a stick for me!
 
2013-03-29 04:46:31 PM
Do you bite the head off first or do you go for the arms?

/I think you go head first; if you go for the arms then Christ would fall off the cross.
 
2013-03-29 04:47:20 PM
Can we have a lethal injection cookie for dessert?
 
2013-03-29 04:48:36 PM
Salvation has never been more delicious.
 
2013-03-29 04:52:27 PM
Gobsmacked.
 
2013-03-29 04:52:37 PM
Trans-fat-substantiation?
 
2013-03-29 04:53:58 PM
Instead of ketchup they should have made the Crown of Thorns with relish.
 
2013-03-29 04:54:09 PM
Sacri-licious!
 
2013-03-29 04:54:52 PM
That looks delicious. I'm a sucker for corn dogs.
 
2013-03-29 04:55:22 PM
Only the penitent man will pass.

/ Junior!!
 
2013-03-29 04:57:03 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Do you bite the head off first or do you go for the arms?

/I think you go head first; if you go for the arms then Christ would fall off the cross.


Your faith is in vain!
 
2013-03-29 04:59:12 PM
"It's a metaphor, not a recipe!" - Jesus
 
2013-03-29 05:00:49 PM
We used to make cross hotdogs as kids but we were all pretending to be the Pope.
 
2013-03-29 05:05:14 PM
You know what makes me uncomfortable? Foot-long hot dogs.
 
2013-03-29 05:07:59 PM

abhorrent1: You know what makes me uncomfortable? Foot-long hot dogs.


Me too. I figure if you're eating your lunch by the foot, then you probably need to re-evaluate your relationship with food.
 
2013-03-29 05:08:01 PM
I'm pretty sure it was right here on FARK where someone said that today is jew on a stick day.
 
2013-03-29 05:13:19 PM
More silly than shooting at effigies of assassinated Presidents day.

He came back and saw all the crucification crosses and immediately went....

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2013-03-29 05:13:41 PM
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2013-03-29 05:18:04 PM

NutWrench: abhorrent1: You know what makes me uncomfortable? Foot-long hot dogs.

Me too. I figure if you're eating your lunch by the foot, then you probably need to re-evaluate your relationship with food.


Was actually thinking of this
 
2013-03-29 05:24:09 PM
Done in one.
Thank you so much for the biggest laugh of my week!
 
2013-03-29 05:44:54 PM
servings: multitude
 
2013-03-29 05:53:07 PM
Wonder if one could make a version out of breaded fish and tartar sauce...
 
2013-03-29 05:57:54 PM

abhorrent1: You know what makes me uncomfortable? Foot-long hot dogs.


So sit somewhere else.
 
2013-03-29 05:58:06 PM
Looks like it would taste good but probably keep coming back on you.
 
2013-03-29 06:05:26 PM
"Anything to drink?"

"Yeah a Rusty Nail."
 
2013-03-29 06:05:41 PM
That corn dog looks delicious. Even with Mustard Jesus on it.
 
2013-03-29 06:06:18 PM
And dammit, now I want a corn dog.
 
2013-03-29 06:14:32 PM
That's pretty badass.
 
2013-03-29 06:19:33 PM
Cue up the Christian outrage in 3...2...[chomp]
 
2013-03-29 06:31:39 PM

Gyrfalcon: Cue up the Christian outrage in 3...2...[chomp]


Is this offensive?  Seriously... I'm Jewish and I have no idea how offensive this is.  Give me a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst.
 
2013-03-29 06:34:57 PM
Jesus fried for your sins.

/he also tastes good with ketchup
 
2013-03-29 06:39:45 PM
Yawn...

Call me when someone creates corn dog Muhammad.

/sure beats communion wafer
 
2013-03-29 06:51:00 PM

big pig peaches: Yawn...

Call me when someone creates corn dog Muhammad.

/sure beats communion wafer


If they made it halal, would that be less offensive?
 
2013-03-29 07:07:42 PM

phalaeo: Gyrfalcon: Cue up the Christian outrage in 3...2...[chomp]

Is this offensive?  Seriously... I'm Jewish and I have no idea how offensive this is.  Give me a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst.


Well, it depends on how bad the corndog is, frankly. I find soggy corndogs about a 9; but a really good corndog would only be 1 or 2.

For seriousness, I can only imagine that there is some Christian Fundamentalist out there who would actually find this offensive and blasphemous; my salad-bar Catholic sister thought it was hysterical.
 
2013-03-29 07:12:57 PM
Crucifixion Corn Dogs. Another for my list of future band names.
 
2013-03-29 07:25:47 PM

phalaeo: Gyrfalcon: Cue up the Christian outrage in 3...2...[chomp]

Is this offensive?  Seriously... I'm Jewish and I have no idea how offensive this is.  Give me a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst.


I get the impression that I should be offended, but really can't bring myself to care very much.
 
2013-03-29 07:35:55 PM
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"I don't care if it boils or freezes
'long as I got my Mustard Jesus"
 
2013-03-29 08:24:59 PM
There once was a Bishop, at Kriefe
who believed that the Penitent Thief.
had had bollocks of brass
and an amethyst ass -
and he died in that awful belief.
 
2013-03-29 08:56:49 PM

Mojongo: Looks like it would taste good but probably keep coming back on you.


Only after three days.
 
2013-03-29 10:21:17 PM
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2013-03-29 10:21:29 PM
kosher halal
it's all thes ame crap
dead animal cells
 
2013-03-29 10:25:22 PM
Citing the Catholic doctrines of Transubstantiation (the belief that the bread and wine become the actual body and blood of Christ)

This is why I dropped being Catholic, this whole ritual is pseudo cannibalism.  Worse yet, the priest would never tell me what part of Jesus I was getting.
 
2013-03-29 10:42:16 PM

Kibbler: "Anything to drink?"

"Yeah a Rusty Nail."


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