JasonOfOrillia: Do you bite the head off first or do you go for the arms?/I think you go head first; if you go for the arms then Christ would fall off the cross.
abhorrent1: You know what makes me uncomfortable? Foot-long hot dogs.
NutWrench: abhorrent1: You know what makes me uncomfortable? Foot-long hot dogs.Me too. I figure if you're eating your lunch by the foot, then you probably need to re-evaluate your relationship with food.
Gyrfalcon: Cue up the Christian outrage in 3...2...[chomp]
big pig peaches: Yawn...Call me when someone creates corn dog Muhammad./sure beats communion wafer
phalaeo: Gyrfalcon: Cue up the Christian outrage in 3...2...[chomp]Is this offensive? Seriously... I'm Jewish and I have no idea how offensive this is. Give me a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst.
Mojongo: Looks like it would taste good but probably keep coming back on you.
Kibbler: "Anything to drink?""Yeah a Rusty Nail."
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