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2013-03-29 04:18:58 PM
3 votes:
Ok, time to ban fire.
2013-03-29 05:55:17 PM
2 votes:

jcooli09: What god?


I think you mean "what deity". There are goddesses associated with fire and tearing stuff up too, ya farkin' sexist.

/maybe
//agnostic polytheist
2013-03-29 04:50:40 PM
2 votes:
If they had only had guns they could have stopped that fire
2013-03-29 04:33:44 PM
2 votes:

Miniac78: surance and public sympathy scam.

Move along nothing to see here.


Is it wrong that I was thinking similar things?  Come on - there were a lot of children in that school, and it's not a huge town.  Statistically speaking, chances are very good that bad things are going to happen to some of the survivors.
2013-03-29 04:21:57 PM
2 votes:

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


If the residents had been carrying matches this wouldn't have happened.
2013-03-29 04:21:34 PM
2 votes:

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


Only assault fires, which can be identified by having more than seven cords of wood.

/does know how much a cord of wood is
//if a woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
///woodchuck teeth
2013-03-29 04:20:51 PM
2 votes:
Insurance and public sympathy scam.

Move along nothing to see here.
2013-03-29 04:07:54 PM
2 votes:
A Newtown home destroyed by a fire this week was owned by a couple whose children survived the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings in December.

I've seen this movie.

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2013-03-29 08:59:54 PM
1 votes:
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2013-03-29 07:06:47 PM
1 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?

I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.

The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.


I LOL'd
2013-03-29 07:03:00 PM
1 votes:
I bet all the families that lost kids at sandy hook would gladly trade their homes and all their possessions to be in this family's position.
2013-03-29 06:51:06 PM
1 votes:
Well, now we know where they were hiding the evidence.
2013-03-29 05:53:36 PM
1 votes:

180IQ: Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?

It was a house fire.  Call the insurance company.  If they play this up for donations they're absolutely HORRIBLE people.


Because children who've seen their friends die in mass shooting are sure to find the sudden loss of their home and the death of their dog to be comforting.
2013-03-29 05:39:42 PM
1 votes:
u don't "put out" violence with guns

that's the problem.

you "put it out" by being a kind officer
2013-03-29 05:13:10 PM
1 votes:
Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?

It was a house fire.  Call the insurance company.  If they play this up for donations they're absolutely HORRIBLE people.
2013-03-29 05:10:02 PM
1 votes:
Baby chickens usually require a heat lamp. My money is on some moron putting it too close to the bedding or some other flammable material and causing the fire. BAN CHICKENS
2013-03-29 04:54:24 PM
1 votes:

Bigjake55: "their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "

OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.


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Chiun: It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti...

Remo Williams: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.

Chiun: I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I want to eat them.
2013-03-29 04:52:19 PM
1 votes:
Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup.  Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!!  HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!!  Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.

Thanks OBAMA!!

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2013-03-29 04:47:04 PM
1 votes:
All I can think now is how Soledad O'Brien is going to spin this into another anti-firearms rant.
2013-03-29 04:41:30 PM
1 votes:
Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?
2013-03-29 04:40:17 PM
1 votes:
Were they by any chance particularly outspoken opponents of Newtown "truthers"?
2013-03-29 04:39:12 PM
1 votes:
Can't cheat fate for very long.
2013-03-29 04:37:50 PM
1 votes:
If my children were the survivors, I'd still be thankful as I watched my house burn to the ground
2013-03-29 04:21:33 PM
1 votes:

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


By *that* much....
2013-03-29 04:18:30 PM
1 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.


I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.
2013-03-29 04:16:44 PM
1 votes:
God hates children.  Just read the bible.
 
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