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2013-03-30 12:01:08 AM

Z1P2: I bet all the families that lost kids at sandy hook would gladly trade their homes and all their possessions to be in this family's position.


Let's see some pictures and/or death certificates.
 
2013-03-30 12:26:57 AM

jcooli09: SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]

that post smells like tuna.


No, it smells like victory.
 
2013-03-30 12:44:38 AM

mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.

Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.


God had one of his own at one point, didn't he? Something about him drowning in the pool while God was sleeping one off? I think it's in Leviticus somewhere.
 
2013-03-30 01:50:17 AM

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.


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They're just trying to get it back so they can RIP.
 
2013-03-30 01:54:33 AM

Bennie Crabtree: lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?

I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.

The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.


Welcome to my favorites list, you earned that snicker! +1 internets!
 
2013-03-30 01:14:13 PM

SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]

 
2013-03-30 03:50:55 PM
They can have my Zippo when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

/Never been to Connecticut
//Will never go to Connecticut
 
2013-03-31 03:56:55 AM
Theists would argue that this doesn't disprove the existence of a god, but that just leaves them open to the old "Your god is a dick" argument.
 
2013-03-31 12:59:37 PM

mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.

Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.


Or letting priests fark young boys with the wild abandon of a sex addicted teenage boy.

/ftfw
 
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