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2013-03-29 05:10:02 PM  
Baby chickens usually require a heat lamp. My money is on some moron putting it too close to the bedding or some other flammable material and causing the fire. BAN CHICKENS
 
2013-03-29 05:12:19 PM  
What god?
 
2013-03-29 05:13:10 PM  
Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?

It was a house fire.  Call the insurance company.  If they play this up for donations they're absolutely HORRIBLE people.
 
2013-03-29 05:15:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-29 05:19:13 PM  

180IQ: Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?


You don't realize, these people saw the Russian meteorite on TV. It breaks my heart.
 
2013-03-29 05:24:07 PM  
It's because the omnipotent and omnipresent God has been kicked out of schools. Duh.
 
2013-03-29 05:27:34 PM  
He's just testing everyone's faith.   God is like the Verizon guy.

* a mother dies during childbirth *
Can you believe me now?  Good.

* that child grow up and is slaughtered in a school massacre *
Can you believe me now?  Good.

* house burns down, world war 3 ensues, half the population dies *
Can you believe me now?  Good.

Sign up now!  Coverage for the faithful not guaranteed.  Early termination fee of eternal damnation applies.
 
2013-03-29 05:28:32 PM  
Did Piers Morgan or Geraldo visit or do a show there?
 
2013-03-29 05:32:17 PM  

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


I can see why some sportsmen might want a carefully regulated campfire, but no one except the military and fire departments require structural infernos. You aren't going to cook a steak with a house fire, and they serve no useful heating or culinary purpose.
 
2013-03-29 05:37:19 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-29 05:39:42 PM  
u don't "put out" violence with guns

that's the problem.

you "put it out" by being a kind officer
 
2013-03-29 05:40:25 PM  
So, it's "baby chickens"?
Is "chick" politically incorrect now?
 
2013-03-29 05:40:45 PM  
I knew if I came to Fark I'd find someone's life was worse than mine. They can be thankful someone is probably going to cover all their damages, though.
 
2013-03-29 05:42:22 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?

I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.

The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.


Yes, that was the plan.... Hey! Wait a minute! I didn't see you at the Real Republican Convention in Cheney's secret volcano lair.
 
2013-03-29 05:49:18 PM  

SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]


Which nobody ever said.
 
2013-03-29 05:53:36 PM  

180IQ: Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?

It was a house fire.  Call the insurance company.  If they play this up for donations they're absolutely HORRIBLE people.


Because children who've seen their friends die in mass shooting are sure to find the sudden loss of their home and the death of their dog to be comforting.
 
2013-03-29 05:54:44 PM  

180IQ: Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?

It was a house fire.  Call the insurance company.  If they play this up for donations they're absolutely HORRIBLE people.


QFT. Had this fire happened in any other town in the country, it would not be a news event.

Next up: The guy who works at the 7-11 across town, who saw the news coverage of the school shooting, gets a hangnail.
 
2013-03-29 05:55:17 PM  

jcooli09: What god?


I think you mean "what deity". There are goddesses associated with fire and tearing stuff up too, ya farkin' sexist.

/maybe
//agnostic polytheist
 
2013-03-29 05:55:36 PM  

ruetheday69: Baby chickens usually require a heat lamp. My money is on some moron putting it too close to the bedding or some other flammable material and causing the fire.


That's exactly what I was thinking. We had some chicks last year, and we ended up wiring a thermostat to the heat lamp to keep it from getting / staying too hot. Slept through the clicking of it turning on and off in the middle of the night after the first week thankfully.
 
2013-03-29 06:05:01 PM  

mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.

Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.


It explains why we still have the Catholic church
 
2013-03-29 06:05:30 PM  

Aerdrie: ruetheday69: Baby chickens usually require a heat lamp. My money is on some moron putting it too close to the bedding or some other flammable material and causing the fire.

That's exactly what I was thinking. We had some chicks last year, and we ended up wiring a thermostat to the heat lamp to keep it from getting / staying too hot. Slept through the clicking of it turning on and off in the middle of the night after the first week thankfully.


Im glad you were able to sleep through that awful noise moran
 
2013-03-29 06:13:03 PM  
Sad.
 
gja
2013-03-29 06:17:17 PM  
Wow, looks like the almighty is trying to "backup over them to finish the job".
 
2013-03-29 06:21:51 PM  
FTFA:  "Friends say the family lost everything in the fire, and their pet dog and several baby chickens died... "

let's see:  250w heat lamp, carboard box brooder probably, ideal temp of around 100 degrees.  Nah, couldn't be.... Gotta be the wrath of god.
 
2013-03-29 06:24:46 PM  
Wow, nothing bad should ever happen tp those people. they survived a tragedy already.
 
2013-03-29 06:25:19 PM  
Maybe God is tired of majority white rich neighborhoods.
 
2013-03-29 06:25:30 PM  
Stop assigning statistical anomalies to God
 
2013-03-29 06:32:20 PM  

Bigjake55: "their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "

OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.


I'll bring the gravy!
 
2013-03-29 06:40:02 PM  
Just put the freakin' idol back, Bobby.

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-29 06:40:15 PM  

SilentStrider: Oi.


Piss me off
 
2013-03-29 06:44:34 PM  

uncleacid: What does God have against Newtons?

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They cannot decide whether they are cookies, and God just  hates indecisive snack foods.
 
2013-03-29 06:45:18 PM  
God is a wrathful, nasty old bastard who does not approve of the hoplophobia

I like that in a God.
 
2013-03-29 06:51:06 PM  
Well, now we know where they were hiding the evidence.
 
2013-03-29 07:01:48 PM  

SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]




I feel bad for finding that oddly humorous in light of both events.

/seriously tho... These people need to move somewhere that attracts less tragedy.
 
2013-03-29 07:03:00 PM  
I bet all the families that lost kids at sandy hook would gladly trade their homes and all their possessions to be in this family's position.
 
2013-03-29 07:06:47 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?

I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.

The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.


I LOL'd
 
2013-03-29 07:09:14 PM  
way to milk it, their kids were not the ones killed or even shot.  oh my god , i almost saw something bad happen to someone else although  i'm fine,  but i still need special attention and you might want to call me a hero just for sitting there, 4 doors down listening to a tragedy happen to someone else...
 
2013-03-29 07:49:42 PM  

WelldeadLink: GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.

Only assault fires, which can be identified by having more than seven cords of wood.

/does know how much a cord of wood is
//if a woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
///woodchuck teeth


4x4x8, 128 cubic feet.
 
2013-03-29 08:03:48 PM  
I blame gay marriage.
 
2013-03-29 08:06:52 PM  
I see the false flag operation is ongoing.  Vote with your emotions, America.
 
2013-03-29 08:11:43 PM  

GonadtheBarbarian: I see the false flag operation is ongoing.  Vote with your emotions, America.


VOTE FOR NORTH KOREA
 
2013-03-29 08:14:42 PM  
Who?
 
2013-03-29 08:28:50 PM  
You think it might have something to do with Bruce Jenner and the Kardashins?

/FYI, he attended Newtown High School
 
2013-03-29 08:38:24 PM  

FunkOut: El Hodor: Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup.  Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!!  HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!!  Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.

Thanks OBAMA!!

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Really, any serious conspiracy theorist would realise Bush and Obama are just puppets of the Lizard/Mantis/Grey alliance set to turn all humans into processed food products.


Your newsletter, I wish to subscribe to it.

/finally someone who sees the truth!
//L/M/G alliance is teh eebil!
 
2013-03-29 08:59:54 PM  
www.chrisvschris.com
 
2013-03-29 10:35:08 PM  

Watubi: If my children were the survivors, I'd still be thankful as I watched my house burn to the ground


So much farking this
 
2013-03-29 10:37:14 PM  
They know what they did!
 
2013-03-29 10:40:02 PM  

Z1P2: I bet all the families that lost kids at sandy hook would gladly trade their homes and all their possessions to be in this family's position.


This too. Without a doubt.
 
2013-03-29 10:45:41 PM  

SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]


that post smells like tuna.
 
2013-03-29 11:32:06 PM  

WelldeadLink: GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.

Only assault fires, which can be identified by having more than seven cords of wood.

/does know how much a cord of wood is
//if a woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
///woodchuck teeth


And all high-temperature fires above 450 degrees Fahrenheit.
 
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