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2013-03-29 04:07:54 PM  
A Newtown home destroyed by a fire this week was owned by a couple whose children survived the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings in December.

I've seen this movie.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-29 04:16:44 PM  
God hates children.  Just read the bible.
 
2013-03-29 04:17:59 PM  
My heart aches for them.
Here's the link to the church for those who wish to donate:
http://www.strosechurch.com
 
2013-03-29 04:18:30 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.


I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.
 
2013-03-29 04:18:58 PM  
Ok, time to ban fire.
 
2013-03-29 04:19:19 PM  
Oi.
 
2013-03-29 04:20:51 PM  
Insurance and public sympathy scam.

Move along nothing to see here.
 
2013-03-29 04:21:19 PM  
That's why all houses over 1 bedroom need to be banned...if they had a smaller house less things would have been burned.
 
2013-03-29 04:21:33 PM  

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


By *that* much....
 
2013-03-29 04:21:34 PM  

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


Only assault fires, which can be identified by having more than seven cords of wood.

/does know how much a cord of wood is
//if a woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
///woodchuck teeth
 
2013-03-29 04:21:53 PM  

Gig103: A Newtown home destroyed by a fire this week was owned by a couple whose children survived the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings in December.

I've seen this movie.

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In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes.
 
2013-03-29 04:21:53 PM  
Best Korea missed with its bottle rocket?
 
2013-03-29 04:21:57 PM  

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


If the residents had been carrying matches this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-03-29 04:22:35 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-29 04:23:11 PM  
"Well I see yer problem right here...."
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-03-29 04:24:08 PM  
cdn1.elitedaily.com
 
2013-03-29 04:27:28 PM  
"their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "

OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.
 
2013-03-29 04:32:06 PM  
HE HATES THESE CANS!

img27.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-29 04:32:59 PM  
blogs.sundaymercury.net
Just keeps getting hammered....
 
2013-03-29 04:33:44 PM  

Miniac78: surance and public sympathy scam.

Move along nothing to see here.


Is it wrong that I was thinking similar things?  Come on - there were a lot of children in that school, and it's not a huge town.  Statistically speaking, chances are very good that bad things are going to happen to some of the survivors.
 
2013-03-29 04:35:14 PM  
Thanks Obama! NSFW Language.
 
2013-03-29 04:36:09 PM  
Maybe the dog was snoring.
 
2013-03-29 04:37:50 PM  
If my children were the survivors, I'd still be thankful as I watched my house burn to the ground
 
2013-03-29 04:38:02 PM  
spinoff.comicbookresources.com
 
2013-03-29 04:38:26 PM  
Damn.
 
2013-03-29 04:39:12 PM  
Can't cheat fate for very long.
 
2013-03-29 04:39:52 PM  
Nuke the town from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-03-29 04:40:17 PM  
Were they by any chance particularly outspoken opponents of Newtown "truthers"?
 
2013-03-29 04:41:30 PM  
Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?
 
2013-03-29 04:44:08 PM  
House looking EXACTLY LIKE that house to pose for pictures with Obama next week.

Same siding!
 
2013-03-29 04:47:04 PM  
All I can think now is how Soledad O'Brien is going to spin this into another anti-firearms rant.
 
2013-03-29 04:47:10 PM  

FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.


Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.
 
2013-03-29 04:48:27 PM  
The board game Scrabble was invented there.  I think that establishes the connection.

Both the letter "G" and the letter "D" are worth 2 points.
 
2013-03-29 04:48:34 PM  
God does these things so he can come in and look like a hero later.

/all the time
 
2013-03-29 04:50:40 PM  
If they had only had guns they could have stopped that fire
 
2013-03-29 04:51:04 PM  
Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.
 
2013-03-29 04:52:19 PM  
Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup.  Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!!  HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!!  Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.

Thanks OBAMA!!

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2013-03-29 04:52:19 PM  

id10ts: Thanks Obama! NSFW Language.


You get a favorite for that.
 
2013-03-29 04:53:28 PM  
What's this unexplained pillar of salt doing here?

...Thanks a Lot, God.
 
2013-03-29 04:54:24 PM  

Bigjake55: "their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "

OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.


ishootthepictures.files.wordpress.com

Chiun: It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti...

Remo Williams: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.

Chiun: I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I want to eat them.
 
2013-03-29 04:56:13 PM  
Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

"Man means nothing he means less to me
than the lowiliest cactus flower
or the humblest yucca tree
he chases round this desert
cause he thinks that's where i'll be
that's why i love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
from the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why i love mankind"

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said "Lord the plague is on the world
Lord no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please please let us be?"
And the Lord said
And the Lord said

"I burn down your cities--how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You must all be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why i love mankind
You really need me
That's why i love mankind"
 
2013-03-29 04:56:33 PM  

El Hodor: Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup.  Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!!  HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!!  Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.

Thanks OBAMA!!

[hostpicture.eu image 703x241]


Really, any serious conspiracy theorist would realise Bush and Obama are just puppets of the Lizard/Mantis/Grey alliance set to turn all humans into processed food products.
 
2013-03-29 05:00:09 PM  

FunkOut: ...

Really, any serious conspiracy theorist would realise Bush and Obama are just puppets of the Lizard/Mantis/Grey alliance set to turn all humans into processed food products.


THAT"S EXACTLY WHAT LIZARDMANTISLANNISTERS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!  I'm on to you, I put on my mind ray hat now so you can't influence my thoughts.
 
2013-03-29 05:01:02 PM  
Impressive.

Looks like these right wing Christians really do have a connection to God.
 
2013-03-29 05:01:45 PM  
What does God have against Newtons?

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-03-29 05:02:52 PM  

lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?


I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.


The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.
 
2013-03-29 05:04:15 PM  
we're sorry god

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-03-29 05:05:14 PM  

id10ts: Thanks Obama! NSFW Language.


Yep, tears rolling down my face.

/THANKS id10ts
 
2013-03-29 05:07:29 PM  
The idea that because events appear to pass without any moral judgement or intervention here in reality allows us to then assume that ultimate moral judgement does in fact take place later by a force we can neither prove nor deny seems like a stretch to me. Just sayin'.
 
2013-03-29 05:09:40 PM  

mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.

Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.


"God" is a malevolent space alien bent on toying with his creation, the human race. He's essentially a space biker gang member all amped up on space meth and on a power trip... in space!!!
 
2013-03-29 05:10:02 PM  
Baby chickens usually require a heat lamp. My money is on some moron putting it too close to the bedding or some other flammable material and causing the fire. BAN CHICKENS
 
2013-03-29 05:12:19 PM  
What god?
 
2013-03-29 05:13:10 PM  
Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?

It was a house fire.  Call the insurance company.  If they play this up for donations they're absolutely HORRIBLE people.
 
2013-03-29 05:15:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-29 05:19:13 PM  

180IQ: Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?


You don't realize, these people saw the Russian meteorite on TV. It breaks my heart.
 
2013-03-29 05:24:07 PM  
It's because the omnipotent and omnipresent God has been kicked out of schools. Duh.
 
2013-03-29 05:27:34 PM  
He's just testing everyone's faith.   God is like the Verizon guy.

* a mother dies during childbirth *
Can you believe me now?  Good.

* that child grow up and is slaughtered in a school massacre *
Can you believe me now?  Good.

* house burns down, world war 3 ensues, half the population dies *
Can you believe me now?  Good.

Sign up now!  Coverage for the faithful not guaranteed.  Early termination fee of eternal damnation applies.
 
2013-03-29 05:28:32 PM  
Did Piers Morgan or Geraldo visit or do a show there?
 
2013-03-29 05:32:17 PM  

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


I can see why some sportsmen might want a carefully regulated campfire, but no one except the military and fire departments require structural infernos. You aren't going to cook a steak with a house fire, and they serve no useful heating or culinary purpose.
 
2013-03-29 05:37:19 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-29 05:39:42 PM  
u don't "put out" violence with guns

that's the problem.

you "put it out" by being a kind officer
 
2013-03-29 05:40:25 PM  
So, it's "baby chickens"?
Is "chick" politically incorrect now?
 
2013-03-29 05:40:45 PM  
I knew if I came to Fark I'd find someone's life was worse than mine. They can be thankful someone is probably going to cover all their damages, though.
 
2013-03-29 05:42:22 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?

I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.

The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.


Yes, that was the plan.... Hey! Wait a minute! I didn't see you at the Real Republican Convention in Cheney's secret volcano lair.
 
2013-03-29 05:49:18 PM  

SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]


Which nobody ever said.
 
2013-03-29 05:53:36 PM  

180IQ: Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?

It was a house fire.  Call the insurance company.  If they play this up for donations they're absolutely HORRIBLE people.


Because children who've seen their friends die in mass shooting are sure to find the sudden loss of their home and the death of their dog to be comforting.
 
2013-03-29 05:54:44 PM  

180IQ: Wait.  All of their children survived.  They're not victims at all.

So ... This is just a regular house fire that happened to happen in Newton.

One commenter writes: "How much tragedy can one family endure?"

Do I need to point out that none of their children are dead?

It was a house fire.  Call the insurance company.  If they play this up for donations they're absolutely HORRIBLE people.


QFT. Had this fire happened in any other town in the country, it would not be a news event.

Next up: The guy who works at the 7-11 across town, who saw the news coverage of the school shooting, gets a hangnail.
 
2013-03-29 05:55:17 PM  

jcooli09: What god?


I think you mean "what deity". There are goddesses associated with fire and tearing stuff up too, ya farkin' sexist.

/maybe
//agnostic polytheist
 
2013-03-29 05:55:36 PM  

ruetheday69: Baby chickens usually require a heat lamp. My money is on some moron putting it too close to the bedding or some other flammable material and causing the fire.


That's exactly what I was thinking. We had some chicks last year, and we ended up wiring a thermostat to the heat lamp to keep it from getting / staying too hot. Slept through the clicking of it turning on and off in the middle of the night after the first week thankfully.
 
2013-03-29 06:05:01 PM  

mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.

Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.


It explains why we still have the Catholic church
 
2013-03-29 06:05:30 PM  

Aerdrie: ruetheday69: Baby chickens usually require a heat lamp. My money is on some moron putting it too close to the bedding or some other flammable material and causing the fire.

That's exactly what I was thinking. We had some chicks last year, and we ended up wiring a thermostat to the heat lamp to keep it from getting / staying too hot. Slept through the clicking of it turning on and off in the middle of the night after the first week thankfully.


Im glad you were able to sleep through that awful noise moran
 
2013-03-29 06:13:03 PM  
Sad.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-29 06:17:17 PM  
Wow, looks like the almighty is trying to "backup over them to finish the job".
 
2013-03-29 06:21:51 PM  
FTFA:  "Friends say the family lost everything in the fire, and their pet dog and several baby chickens died... "

let's see:  250w heat lamp, carboard box brooder probably, ideal temp of around 100 degrees.  Nah, couldn't be.... Gotta be the wrath of god.
 
2013-03-29 06:24:46 PM  
Wow, nothing bad should ever happen tp those people. they survived a tragedy already.
 
2013-03-29 06:25:19 PM  
Maybe God is tired of majority white rich neighborhoods.
 
2013-03-29 06:25:30 PM  
Stop assigning statistical anomalies to God
 
2013-03-29 06:32:20 PM  

Bigjake55: "their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "

OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.


I'll bring the gravy!
 
2013-03-29 06:40:02 PM  
Just put the freakin' idol back, Bobby.

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-29 06:40:15 PM  

SilentStrider: Oi.


Piss me off
 
2013-03-29 06:44:34 PM  

uncleacid: What does God have against Newtons?

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


They cannot decide whether they are cookies, and God just  hates indecisive snack foods.
 
2013-03-29 06:45:18 PM  
God is a wrathful, nasty old bastard who does not approve of the hoplophobia

I like that in a God.
 
2013-03-29 06:51:06 PM  
Well, now we know where they were hiding the evidence.
 
2013-03-29 07:01:48 PM  

SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]




I feel bad for finding that oddly humorous in light of both events.

/seriously tho... These people need to move somewhere that attracts less tragedy.
 
2013-03-29 07:03:00 PM  
I bet all the families that lost kids at sandy hook would gladly trade their homes and all their possessions to be in this family's position.
 
2013-03-29 07:06:47 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?

I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.

The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.


I LOL'd
 
2013-03-29 07:09:14 PM  
way to milk it, their kids were not the ones killed or even shot.  oh my god , i almost saw something bad happen to someone else although  i'm fine,  but i still need special attention and you might want to call me a hero just for sitting there, 4 doors down listening to a tragedy happen to someone else...
 
2013-03-29 07:49:42 PM  

WelldeadLink: GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.

Only assault fires, which can be identified by having more than seven cords of wood.

/does know how much a cord of wood is
//if a woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
///woodchuck teeth


4x4x8, 128 cubic feet.
 
2013-03-29 08:03:48 PM  
I blame gay marriage.
 
2013-03-29 08:06:52 PM  
I see the false flag operation is ongoing.  Vote with your emotions, America.
 
2013-03-29 08:11:43 PM  

GonadtheBarbarian: I see the false flag operation is ongoing.  Vote with your emotions, America.


VOTE FOR NORTH KOREA
 
2013-03-29 08:14:42 PM  
Who?
 
2013-03-29 08:28:50 PM  
You think it might have something to do with Bruce Jenner and the Kardashins?

/FYI, he attended Newtown High School
 
2013-03-29 08:38:24 PM  

FunkOut: El Hodor: Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup.  Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!!  HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!!  Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.

Thanks OBAMA!!

[hostpicture.eu image 703x241]

Really, any serious conspiracy theorist would realise Bush and Obama are just puppets of the Lizard/Mantis/Grey alliance set to turn all humans into processed food products.


Your newsletter, I wish to subscribe to it.

/finally someone who sees the truth!
//L/M/G alliance is teh eebil!
 
2013-03-29 08:59:54 PM  
www.chrisvschris.com
 
2013-03-29 10:35:08 PM  

Watubi: If my children were the survivors, I'd still be thankful as I watched my house burn to the ground


So much farking this
 
2013-03-29 10:37:14 PM  
They know what they did!
 
2013-03-29 10:40:02 PM  

Z1P2: I bet all the families that lost kids at sandy hook would gladly trade their homes and all their possessions to be in this family's position.


This too. Without a doubt.
 
2013-03-29 10:45:41 PM  

SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]


that post smells like tuna.
 
2013-03-29 11:32:06 PM  

WelldeadLink: GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.

Only assault fires, which can be identified by having more than seven cords of wood.

/does know how much a cord of wood is
//if a woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
///woodchuck teeth


And all high-temperature fires above 450 degrees Fahrenheit.
 
2013-03-30 12:01:08 AM  

Z1P2: I bet all the families that lost kids at sandy hook would gladly trade their homes and all their possessions to be in this family's position.


Let's see some pictures and/or death certificates.
 
2013-03-30 12:26:57 AM  

jcooli09: SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]

that post smells like tuna.


No, it smells like victory.
 
2013-03-30 12:44:38 AM  

mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.

Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.


God had one of his own at one point, didn't he? Something about him drowning in the pool while God was sleeping one off? I think it's in Leviticus somewhere.
 
2013-03-30 01:50:17 AM  

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.


i1211.photobucket.com
They're just trying to get it back so they can RIP.
 
2013-03-30 01:54:33 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?

I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.

The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.


Welcome to my favorites list, you earned that snicker! +1 internets!
 
2013-03-30 01:14:13 PM  

SCUBA_Archer: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x600]

 
2013-03-30 03:50:55 PM  
They can have my Zippo when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

/Never been to Connecticut
//Will never go to Connecticut
 
2013-03-31 03:56:55 AM  
Theists would argue that this doesn't disprove the existence of a god, but that just leaves them open to the old "Your god is a dick" argument.
 
2013-03-31 12:59:37 PM  

mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.

Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.


Or letting priests fark young boys with the wild abandon of a sex addicted teenage boy.

/ftfw
 
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