JasonOfOrillia: God hates children. Just read the bible.
GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.
Gig103: A Newtown home destroyed by a fire this week was owned by a couple whose children survived the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings in December.I've seen this movie.[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 259x194]
Miniac78: surance and public sympathy scam.Move along nothing to see here.
FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children. Just read the bible.I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.
id10ts: Thanks Obama! NSFW Language.
Bigjake55: "their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.
El Hodor: Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup. Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!! HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!! Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.Thanks OBAMA!![hostpicture.eu image 703x241]
FunkOut: ...Really, any serious conspiracy theorist would realise Bush and Obama are just puppets of the Lizard/Mantis/Grey alliance set to turn all humans into processed food products.
lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?
iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.
mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children. Just read the bible.I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.Or killing the first born in EgyptOr telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)Or the same for Sodom and GomorrahOr killing Job's kids to test his faith.God has a horrible track record with kids.
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