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2013-03-29 04:07:54 PM
A Newtown home destroyed by a fire this week was owned by a couple whose children survived the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings in December.

I've seen this movie.

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2013-03-29 04:16:44 PM
God hates children.  Just read the bible.
 
2013-03-29 04:17:59 PM
My heart aches for them.
Here's the link to the church for those who wish to donate:
http://www.strosechurch.com
 
2013-03-29 04:18:30 PM

JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.


I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.
 
2013-03-29 04:18:58 PM
Ok, time to ban fire.
 
2013-03-29 04:19:19 PM
Oi.
 
2013-03-29 04:20:51 PM
Insurance and public sympathy scam.

Move along nothing to see here.
 
2013-03-29 04:21:19 PM
That's why all houses over 1 bedroom need to be banned...if they had a smaller house less things would have been burned.
 
2013-03-29 04:21:33 PM

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


By *that* much....
 
2013-03-29 04:21:34 PM

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


Only assault fires, which can be identified by having more than seven cords of wood.

/does know how much a cord of wood is
//if a woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
///woodchuck teeth
 
2013-03-29 04:21:53 PM

Gig103: A Newtown home destroyed by a fire this week was owned by a couple whose children survived the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings in December.

I've seen this movie.

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In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes.
 
2013-03-29 04:21:53 PM
Best Korea missed with its bottle rocket?
 
2013-03-29 04:21:57 PM

GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.


If the residents had been carrying matches this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-03-29 04:22:35 PM
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2013-03-29 04:23:11 PM
"Well I see yer problem right here...."
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2013-03-29 04:24:08 PM
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2013-03-29 04:27:28 PM
"their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "

OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.
 
2013-03-29 04:32:06 PM
HE HATES THESE CANS!

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2013-03-29 04:32:59 PM
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Just keeps getting hammered....
 
2013-03-29 04:33:44 PM

Miniac78: surance and public sympathy scam.

Move along nothing to see here.


Is it wrong that I was thinking similar things?  Come on - there were a lot of children in that school, and it's not a huge town.  Statistically speaking, chances are very good that bad things are going to happen to some of the survivors.
 
2013-03-29 04:35:14 PM
Thanks Obama! NSFW Language.
 
2013-03-29 04:36:09 PM
Maybe the dog was snoring.
 
2013-03-29 04:37:50 PM
If my children were the survivors, I'd still be thankful as I watched my house burn to the ground
 
2013-03-29 04:38:02 PM
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2013-03-29 04:38:26 PM
Damn.
 
2013-03-29 04:39:12 PM
Can't cheat fate for very long.
 
2013-03-29 04:39:52 PM
Nuke the town from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-03-29 04:40:17 PM
Were they by any chance particularly outspoken opponents of Newtown "truthers"?
 
2013-03-29 04:41:30 PM
Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?
 
2013-03-29 04:44:08 PM
House looking EXACTLY LIKE that house to pose for pictures with Obama next week.

Same siding!
 
2013-03-29 04:47:04 PM
All I can think now is how Soledad O'Brien is going to spin this into another anti-firearms rant.
 
2013-03-29 04:47:10 PM

FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.


Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.
 
2013-03-29 04:48:27 PM
The board game Scrabble was invented there.  I think that establishes the connection.

Both the letter "G" and the letter "D" are worth 2 points.
 
2013-03-29 04:48:34 PM
God does these things so he can come in and look like a hero later.

/all the time
 
2013-03-29 04:50:40 PM
If they had only had guns they could have stopped that fire
 
2013-03-29 04:51:04 PM
Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.
 
2013-03-29 04:52:19 PM
Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup.  Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!!  HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!!  Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.

Thanks OBAMA!!

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2013-03-29 04:52:19 PM

id10ts: Thanks Obama! NSFW Language.


You get a favorite for that.
 
2013-03-29 04:53:28 PM
What's this unexplained pillar of salt doing here?

...Thanks a Lot, God.
 
2013-03-29 04:54:24 PM

Bigjake55: "their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "

OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.


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Chiun: It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti...

Remo Williams: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.

Chiun: I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I want to eat them.
 
2013-03-29 04:56:13 PM
Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

"Man means nothing he means less to me
than the lowiliest cactus flower
or the humblest yucca tree
he chases round this desert
cause he thinks that's where i'll be
that's why i love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
from the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why i love mankind"

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said "Lord the plague is on the world
Lord no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please please let us be?"
And the Lord said
And the Lord said

"I burn down your cities--how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You must all be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why i love mankind
You really need me
That's why i love mankind"
 
2013-03-29 04:56:33 PM

El Hodor: Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup.  Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!!  HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!!  Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.

Thanks OBAMA!!

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Really, any serious conspiracy theorist would realise Bush and Obama are just puppets of the Lizard/Mantis/Grey alliance set to turn all humans into processed food products.
 
2013-03-29 05:00:09 PM

FunkOut: ...

Really, any serious conspiracy theorist would realise Bush and Obama are just puppets of the Lizard/Mantis/Grey alliance set to turn all humans into processed food products.


THAT"S EXACTLY WHAT LIZARDMANTISLANNISTERS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!  I'm on to you, I put on my mind ray hat now so you can't influence my thoughts.
 
2013-03-29 05:01:02 PM
Impressive.

Looks like these right wing Christians really do have a connection to God.
 
2013-03-29 05:01:45 PM
What does God have against Newtons?

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2013-03-29 05:02:52 PM

lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?


I was wondering too.

iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.


The curse of the Tiki Idol is that the NRA will begin robocalling your house. The idol was stolen from the throne of Charleton Heston minutes before it went on stage with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention. Eastwood was forced to perform his ritual with an empty chair. the world was spared from a return of Richard Nixon, who was going to possess the body of Todd Palin and rule with his Dark Concubine.
 
2013-03-29 05:04:15 PM
we're sorry god

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2013-03-29 05:05:14 PM

id10ts: Thanks Obama! NSFW Language.


Yep, tears rolling down my face.

/THANKS id10ts
 
2013-03-29 05:07:29 PM
The idea that because events appear to pass without any moral judgement or intervention here in reality allows us to then assume that ultimate moral judgement does in fact take place later by a force we can neither prove nor deny seems like a stretch to me. Just sayin'.
 
2013-03-29 05:09:40 PM

mekki: FunkOut: JasonOfOrillia: God hates children.  Just read the bible.

I knew there was something wrong with that guy when he instructed the invading Israelites to smash out the brains of infants onto rocks when they invaded that one city.

Or killing the first born in Egypt

Or telling Abraham to sacrifice his son (Even if it was a test)

Or punishing David's bastard son for David's adultery.

Or drowning all those children in the Great Flood. (The world wasn't just populated with adults around the time of Moses.)

Or the same for Sodom and Gomorrah

Or killing Job's kids to test his faith.

God has a horrible track record with kids.


"God" is a malevolent space alien bent on toying with his creation, the human race. He's essentially a space biker gang member all amped up on space meth and on a power trip... in space!!!
 
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