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2013-03-29 05:48:21 PM  
massivelyattacked.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-29 05:59:24 PM  
realwhizzinatorxxx.com
A hundred bucks for 3 inches of dark meat plastic?!?!
 
2013-03-29 05:59:24 PM  

cretinbob: [massivelyattacked.files.wordpress.com image 400x352]


Done in one.
 
2013-03-29 06:03:35 PM  

MrEricSir: cretinbob: [massivelyattacked.files.wordpress.com image 400x352]

Done in one.


Ayup. Turn off the lights, thread over.
 
2013-03-29 06:09:59 PM  

fusillade762: MrEricSir: cretinbob: [massivelyattacked.files.wordpress.com image 400x352]

Done in one.

Ayup. Turn off the lights, thread over.


i never had a chance...winner winner chicken dinner.
 
2013-03-29 06:10:50 PM  
I wonder if Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his shmeckle "The Whizzinator"?
 
2013-03-29 06:12:52 PM  
arrested for possessing a foreign instrument

You know who else...
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2013-03-29 06:17:31 PM  
I gotta wonder if that cop thought this was how his career would turn out while he was at the police academy?
 
2013-03-29 06:27:24 PM  
Forging instrument?  Whose urine identity was he stealing?
 
2013-03-29 06:30:35 PM  
Why is the Boobies a weener?
 
2013-03-29 06:33:41 PM  
What a tool
 
2013-03-29 06:37:22 PM  
Wow. Just wow.
 
2013-03-29 06:41:46 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: Wow. Just wow.


There was no mention of any modification...
 
2013-03-29 06:43:52 PM  
Fake, but still mightier than the sword
 
2013-03-29 06:48:24 PM  

skinink: Why is the Boobies a weener?


Truly a question for the ages.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-29 07:00:39 PM  
Wow. 'Penis' in this headline and 'pegging' 2 posts down........
 
2013-03-29 07:41:05 PM  
Would a Whizzanator filled with sperm be called a Jhizzanator?
Would children produced by this method be considered counterfeits?
Or just phony little bastards?
Thoughts to think about.
 
2013-03-29 07:48:19 PM  
 
2013-03-29 07:58:38 PM  
As a woman, I figured it'd be hilarious to use one if I had to be observed while urinating for any reason.

$25,000 fine makes me rethink that humor.
 
2013-03-29 07:59:32 PM  
Check out the above photo of it.  The cop saw it and thought, what's a white dude doing with a black penis?
 
2013-03-29 08:10:58 PM  
I take two diuretics......

I'M the real farking whizzinator.
 
2013-03-29 08:19:02 PM  
Levin was charged with possessing a forging instrument


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2013-03-29 08:47:46 PM  
Can't you just tape some spaghetti tubing to the bottom of your penis?  Why the fake penis?
 
2013-03-29 09:22:56 PM  
Is anyone else curious as to how the cop was able to spot the difference?
 
2013-03-29 09:43:26 PM  

Vegetative reproduction: Can't you just tape some spaghetti tubing to the bottom of your penis?  Why the fake penis?


The purpose is to use the bag of clean urine attached to the fake penis, and use the fake penis to make it look like you are using your own to dispense your own urine in front of the officer.

It's to get past drug screens when you know you'll pop positive.
 
2013-03-29 09:56:27 PM  
I wonder how many of these have been used in a pissing contest.
 
2013-03-29 10:34:42 PM  

Apos: Levin was charged with possessing a forging instrument


[media.tumblr.com image 300x165]


"Do you solemnly swear to pass your urine, your whole urine, and nothing but your urine, so help you Ghod?"
 
2013-03-29 11:06:13 PM  
Put an Obammy campaign sticker on it. Then pull it out at a gay marriage ceremony. Watch the fun.
 
2013-03-29 11:50:10 PM  

special20: Bedstead Polisher: Wow. Just wow.

There was no mention of any modification...


everything that needed to be said was said. I stopped reading at this point,

toilet rollers FTW
 
2013-03-30 09:17:18 AM  
Occifer?
Do you have to STARE?!

Geez.  Doesn't anybody farking knock anymore?

Ceiling officer is watching you urinate
 
2013-03-30 12:58:58 PM  
Shouldn't the provider of the urine be charged also?
 
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