ladyfortuna: Super Chronic: Lurk sober post drunk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: All I had to do to make my ex quit snoring was grab one of her boobs/she'd wake up and punch me, but she would stop snoringmy gf knees and elbows me. hard. i consider it quite rude.My wife and I just tug on each other's pillow cases. It causes us to turn our heads just slightly or to roll over, it usually solves the problem, and it normally doesn't wake us up (or if it does wake us up, we get back to sleep so fast we don't remember it in the morning).But now I'll consider the boob-grabbing idea, that could be just as good. Of course, I should think about what kind of retaliation that might provoke...I'm actually surprised Lordfortuna hasn't done that to me, considering how he has no issue doing that when I'm awake (forcing me to restrain myself from retaliating with spousal abuse...) - last week, however, he got me some breath-right strips, and my GOD the difference they make. If not for the cosmetic oddness of them, I'd probably wear them all the time... I'm starting to think I must have a deviated septum in addition to this cold/allergy thing that won't quit.
earthworm2.0: Jekylman: CSB/Wife and I slept in separate bedrooms for five years because of my snoring "like a chainsaw". I was eventually diagnosed with sleep apnea and put on CPAP. Now, there is no snoring problem and we are back in the same bedroom. And we have an extra apparatus.Another one?
dopekitty74: Hubby and I both snoore,
Danger Avoid Death: dopekitty74: Hubby and I both snoore,You both snore in Swedish?
Jekylman: earthworm2.0: Jekylman: CSB/Wife and I slept in separate bedrooms for five years because of my snoring "like a chainsaw". I was eventually diagnosed with sleep apnea and put on CPAP. Now, there is no snoring problem and we are back in the same bedroom. And we have an extra apparatus.Another one?We had to rearrange some things, but there's room for it now.
Grobbley: In case nobody bothers to RTFA, she wasn't wearing the clothes when he set them on fire. He put a pair of her pants in a box and lit it on fire. Fortunately for Subby his headline is pretty much as misleading as the original headline FTFA.
FizixJunkee: Does fire work? 'Cause I'm desperate. My husband's snoring is just getting worse and worse. It's bad enough that we're looking at homes with four and five bedrooms so that I can have my own room to sleep in, far away from his snoring.
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