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(Slate)   "What is the address for the local music show tonight?" and other masterful ways the Boston Police are subtly trying to crack down on the illegal underground scene   (slate.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-29 10:47:26 AM
14 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-03-29 11:46:29 AM
6 votes:
geigercounter.files.wordpress.com

The address of the party is "1". That's the only part of the address. It's enough for advanced beings like ourselves to find it.
2013-03-29 11:32:54 AM
5 votes:
That's dumb. BTW, does anyone have the "hook up" on some marijuana cigarettes?
2013-03-29 01:40:17 PM
4 votes:
weknowmemes.com
2013-03-29 12:04:28 PM
4 votes:
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

I am monitoring this thread, looking for a good time.  Laughing out loud
2013-03-29 11:35:41 AM
4 votes:
I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no fool!
2013-03-29 01:07:45 PM
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

//Favourite Squadron
2013-03-29 11:52:52 AM
3 votes:

Dr.Zom: Big show tonight dude! Address is  4 Yawkey Way, downtown. Gonna be a blowout with lots of booze and drugs and underage chicks! See you there!


Not funny.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-03-29 11:50:06 AM
2 votes:
Area man searches for local music show
2013-03-29 11:33:01 AM
2 votes:
I feel safer already.
2013-03-29 10:52:56 AM
2 votes:

dj_bigbird: Probably has more to do with the fact that these underground parties don't have permits (i.e. not paying their royalties to the city) and are selling booze that they aren't collecting taxes on (i.e. not paying their royalties to the city)


So you're saying it has nothing to do with the appearance of shutter-shades, skinny jeans, recycled 80's fashion and fixed-gear bikes?
2013-03-29 05:50:32 PM
1 votes:
Excuse me, fellow hep cats, where is the slammin' jig, for the evening?
2013-03-29 05:32:30 PM
1 votes:
www.wearysloth.com The Boston gig has been cancelled, I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.
2013-03-29 05:21:58 PM
1 votes:
Bah, kids today!  All about counterintelligence ops and comsec.  Back in my day, it didn't matter if the UCs wore an afro and groovy glad rags, they still wore Hush Puppies and smoked oregano.  So some Hippie girl named Angela would slip them a 20 of STP, then give them a roaring dose of Vietnamese clap, before dropping them off naked in the desert to talk to don Juan and shiat.
2013-03-29 04:23:41 PM
1 votes:
In 1988 Smalltown America our impromptu field parties only got busted if we forgot to INVITE the local cops.

//buried the kegs underground, covered taps with hollowed out tree stumps, Hogan's Heroes style.
2013-03-29 03:27:21 PM
1 votes:
Tell me, fellow young person and iconoclast, can you direct me to the proper venue for this evening's terpsichorean brouhaha? I'd be most grateful, as I believe it will be "cool", as we say. Thanks ever so much. Pizzeace.
2013-03-29 01:58:35 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-29 01:36:12 PM
1 votes:

tommyl66: mjohnson71: Dr.Zom: Big show tonight dude! Address is  4 Yawkey Way, downtown. Gonna be a blowout with lots of booze and drugs and underage chicks! See you there!

Not funny.

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This guy kinda liked it.

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/Orange whip?


Don't worry about it, I falsified the Facebook post.  I put 1060 West Addison.
2013-03-29 01:33:36 PM
1 votes:
It's at The Blue Oyster Bar, 655 Cowan Ave.
2013-03-29 01:01:31 PM
1 votes:
To be honest, Boston, or the whole New England area is pretty sub par on the whole music scene. There have never been any historically decent bands from there. The ones that are, were usually from somewhere else and came to that area because of lack of competition.
You are on the crack or whatever the 411 is for the new drugs the kids do.

Anyone want to put up a good list:
2013-03-29 12:48:27 PM
1 votes:
2013-03-29 12:41:51 PM
1 votes:
Anyone got Menino's home address, and a twitter account? I've got an April Fool's day gag I'd like to pull.
2013-03-29 12:33:56 PM
1 votes:
"no one can identify a poseur more quickly than a hipster"

By rule, all hipsters are poseurs, so no, no they can't.
2013-03-29 12:15:13 PM
1 votes:
art.penny-arcade.com
I should set up a few fake accounts for my local music scene, just to make them paranoid.
2013-03-29 12:13:10 PM
1 votes:

mjohnson71: Dr.Zom: Big show tonight dude! Address is  4 Yawkey Way, downtown. Gonna be a blowout with lots of booze and drugs and underage chicks! See you there!

Not funny.

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This guy kinda liked it.

i29.photobucket.com

/Orange whip?
2013-03-29 12:12:50 PM
1 votes:
Hey, how about that local sports team?
2013-03-29 12:04:03 PM
1 votes:
Hey, homeslices, I am wishing to partake in the gnarliness of a badical party. Am i right? Eh? Eh? ...what? No. My name is Guy incognito.
2013-03-29 11:54:54 AM
1 votes:
Excuse me, Sir - I mean, Man?  Would you like to come back to my vehicle located at the intersection of Main Street and Broad and there-in purchase 25 grams of illegal hashish?
2013-03-29 11:54:41 AM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: If she asked for the local music scene, I'd oblige:

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Is that Ricki Lake?
2013-03-29 11:48:54 AM
1 votes:
Big show tonight dude! Address is  4 Yawkey Way, downtown. Gonna be a blowout with lots of booze and drugs and underage chicks! See you there!
2013-03-29 11:39:07 AM
1 votes:

GreenAdder: We can't automatically assume BPD is doing this for noise reasons. Maybe they just hate sniveling indie rock.


At first I thought, man there just has to be better places to spend resources, but then I realized the type of music they are targetting and I honestly have to say

God speed Boston PD, snuff em all out.
2013-03-29 11:36:01 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "local music show"

I laughed, I actually laughed at that.


I'm hip Daddy-O!
2013-03-29 11:29:19 AM
1 votes:
One more 'wicked' should convince them!
2013-03-29 11:24:13 AM
1 votes:
"local music show"

I laughed, I actually laughed at that.
2013-03-29 10:58:47 AM
1 votes:
Because it is simply not possible for whiny 20somethings to actually get the permits required and comply with the law, right?
2013-03-29 10:27:13 AM
1 votes:
We can't automatically assume BPD is doing this for noise reasons. Maybe they just hate sniveling indie rock.
 
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