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(Think Progress)   Fox News says gov't. money for sex ed should be used instead for White House tours, apparently so kids can see where bjs happen instead of learn how to perform them safely   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 17
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2013-03-29 10:53:58 AM  
7 votes:
ERIC BOLLING: Now we find another $350 million is going to this program for kids as low as five years old. It's absolutely insane. $350 million, do you know how long that would keep the white house tours going? 100 years! The White House could be open for as long as us and our grandchildren would be around. Instead, they're going to learn - I don't even want to know what they're teaching them.

Poor Mrs. Bolling.
2013-03-29 10:48:37 AM  
6 votes:
Why is the government in the tour business at all? It's not in the constitution.
2013-03-29 11:36:26 AM  
3 votes:

Senor_Hat: A boy is given a horse on his 14th birthday. Everyone in the village says, "Oh how wonderful." But a Zen master who lives in the village says, "We'll see." The boy falls off the horse and breaks his foot. Everyone in the village says, "Oh how awful." The Zen master says, "We'll see." The village is thrown into war and all the young men have to go to war. But, because of the broken foot, the boy stays behind. Everyone says, "Oh, how wonderful." The Zen master says, "We'll see."


Spoiler alert: Turns out the Zen Master was a stroke victim and could only say "We'll see."
2013-03-29 11:09:03 AM  
3 votes:

Citrate1007: Philip Francis Queeg: ERIC BOLLING: Now we find another $350 million is going to this program for kids as low as five years old. It's absolutely insane. $350 million, do you know how long that would keep the white house tours going? 100 years! The White House could be open for as long as us and our grandchildren would be around. Instead, they're going to learn - I don't even want to know what they're teaching them.

Poor Mrs. Bolling.

That type of sex education is teaching kids that adults shouldn't touch their private parts.....you are taking money away from programs designed to stop child molestation.


That is a state's rights issue Sir.  It's my business if I want my kids to learn about molestation, and if I decide so I will teach them about it myself!
2013-03-29 05:21:43 PM  
1 votes:
You know what entity I DO NOT want teaching my kids about sex?

The government.

They can learn on the internet like everyone else.
2013-03-29 02:48:48 PM  
1 votes:
"Fox News says..."

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2013-03-29 12:47:29 PM  
1 votes:

nocturnal001: Citrate1007: Philip Francis Queeg: ERIC BOLLING: Now we find another $350 million is going to this program for kids as low as five years old. It's absolutely insane. $350 million, do you know how long that would keep the white house tours going? 100 years! The White House could be open for as long as us and our grandchildren would be around. Instead, they're going to learn - I don't even want to know what they're teaching them.

Poor Mrs. Bolling.

That type of sex education is teaching kids that adults shouldn't touch their private parts.....you are taking money away from programs designed to stop child molestation.

That is a state's rights issue Sir.  It's my business if I want my kids to learn about molestation, and if I decide so I will teach them about it myself!


So you're saying Jerry Sandusky was only performing a community service?
2013-03-29 12:25:39 PM  
1 votes:
Good grief. FOX News is basically the house of a thousand halfwits.
2013-03-29 11:22:09 AM  
1 votes:

inclemency: sprd: BS sensationalist liberal circle-jerk headline.  Move on folks.

You probably could just die and noone would care.


People who might care:

1) Parole officer - "Where the f*ck is this cracker?"
2) GBTV - another unrenewed subscription.
3) Garth Brooks - huge percentage drop in album sales.
2013-03-29 11:17:53 AM  
1 votes:
My conscience nags at me when I litter. How these farkers get through the day is lost on me.
2013-03-29 11:09:04 AM  
1 votes:

sprd: BS sensationalist liberal circle-jerk headline.  Move on folks.


You sound tired, Bill.
2013-03-29 11:04:46 AM  
1 votes:
These ninnies are actually TRYING to get electorally slaughtered. Nobody is this stupid.
2013-03-29 11:03:32 AM  
1 votes:
Or the tours could be charged.  Who wouldn't want to go on the Biden A'Whirl ride
2013-03-29 11:02:46 AM  
1 votes:
I don't know about you subby, but my sex ed class in high school didn't teach us how to perform a safe BJ.... of course that was 20 years ago so who knows what they are teaching kids now..

Proper application of a condom on a cucumber was about as raunchy as it got.

Actually, If I remember correctly it was mainly focused on "hey, you should really practice abstinence  but we are going to educate you about safe sex options as well"
2013-03-29 10:57:59 AM  
1 votes:
So they've moved on from Benghazi?
2013-03-29 10:56:37 AM  
1 votes:

Gosling: In which some of us learn that shiat you like isn't free.


Yeah, but they're patriots.  We should pander and cater to patriots like them.  One day maybe they'll spray you with their Patriot Juice and then you can get some trickle-down economics via bootstrappiness, you Marxist Muslin.
2013-03-29 10:46:58 AM  
1 votes:
So instead of learning how to fark they visit the place that will fark them for the rest of their lives?
 
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