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(Think Progress)   Fox News says gov't. money for sex ed should be used instead for White House tours, apparently so kids can see where bjs happen instead of learn how to perform them safely   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 156
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2013-03-29 10:28:10 AM
 
2013-03-29 10:35:54 AM

Dusk-You-n-Me: The gross obsession with White House tours


Yeah, that pretty much nails it:

So, these kids come to town, they can't get the tour they scheduled through their member of Congress, and now they're not so happy with their member of Congress and the sequester. That means that member of Congress now has a problem with some of their constituents - and with the kinds of constituents who are likely to contact their member of Congress when their kid goes to Washington.
 
2013-03-29 10:42:04 AM

Dusk-You-n-Me: The gross obsession with White House tours


First thing I thought when I read the headline was "What is this freaking obsession with White House tours?"

/I'd say that sums it up nicely
 
2013-03-29 10:44:07 AM
I don't know if there's any way to incorporate a cigar into a BJ and call it safe.
 
2013-03-29 10:46:58 AM
So instead of learning how to fark they visit the place that will fark them for the rest of their lives?
 
2013-03-29 10:48:37 AM
Why is the government in the tour business at all? It's not in the constitution.
 
2013-03-29 10:48:44 AM
OK subby, I lol'd.

+1
 
2013-03-29 10:49:27 AM
Shouldn't this make them happy? Keeping people away from the evil socialist muslim?
 
2013-03-29 10:49:36 AM
If we teach them how to avoid unwanted reproduction, won't that allow a greater amount of social spending to be diverted to things like... White House tours?
 
2013-03-29 10:49:53 AM
15 year old political joke day today?
 
2013-03-29 10:50:12 AM

nocturnal001: Shouldn't this make them happy? Keeping people away from the evil socialist muslim?


I have it on good authority from my friends at Fox News that he is usually on vacation anyway.
 
2013-03-29 10:50:52 AM
What is with this obsession with the tours?
 
2013-03-29 10:52:10 AM
Teaching children how to make proper decisions about things that can affect them for the rest of their lives isn't important...........this is literally what conservatives believe.
 
2013-03-29 10:53:58 AM
ERIC BOLLING: Now we find another $350 million is going to this program for kids as low as five years old. It's absolutely insane. $350 million, do you know how long that would keep the white house tours going? 100 years! The White House could be open for as long as us and our grandchildren would be around. Instead, they're going to learn - I don't even want to know what they're teaching them.

Poor Mrs. Bolling.
 
2013-03-29 10:54:50 AM
In which some of us learn that shiat you like isn't free.
 
2013-03-29 10:56:37 AM

Gosling: In which some of us learn that shiat you like isn't free.


Yeah, but they're patriots.  We should pander and cater to patriots like them.  One day maybe they'll spray you with their Patriot Juice and then you can get some trickle-down economics via bootstrappiness, you Marxist Muslin.
 
2013-03-29 10:57:26 AM
learn how to perform them safely

As someone who has received a blow job once or twice, I feel I'm qualified to make this assessment:

How does one perform them unsafely? You stick your dick in the girl's mouth. If she has any common sense (which she doesn't because she's giving you a blow job) she'd keep her teeth out of the way.
 
2013-03-29 10:57:59 AM
So they've moved on from Benghazi?
 
2013-03-29 11:00:18 AM
They should replace sex ed with online classes.
 
2013-03-29 11:00:23 AM

coeyagi: nocturnal001: Shouldn't this make them happy? Keeping people away from the evil socialist muslim?

I have it on good authority from my friends at Fox News that he is usually on vacation anyway.


Spending eleventy billion dollars doing it too!

I love that fake hotel receipt from Michelle.  So obviously fake it's just hilarious.  You can't even get bottle of frexinet champagne through hotel room service for $44.  Not to mention they forgot to add the room service fee and gratuity.  Pathetic.
 
2013-03-29 11:00:25 AM
Where in the constitution does it say that White House tours are mandatory? Oh, its "the people's house"? Does that mean I can waltz into the Oval Office or pretty much any government building/base as I please just because?

Conservative "logic" on this issue is f*cking hilarious.
 
2013-03-29 11:00:39 AM

Frank N Stein: learn how to perform them safely

As someone who has received a blow job once or twice, I feel I'm qualified to make this assessment:

How does one perform them unsafely? You stick your dick in the girl's mouth. If she has any common sense (which she doesn't because she's giving you a blow job) she'd keep her teeth out of the way.


For starters it's safer if she doesn't have your dick in her mouth.
 
2013-03-29 11:01:51 AM

jaytkay: So they've moved on from Benghazi?


Did you hear? The mastermind behind the Benghazi attack was given a White House tour arranged through Friend of Hamas.
 
2013-03-29 11:02:04 AM

verbaltoxin: Frank N Stein: learn how to perform them safely

As someone who has received a blow job once or twice, I feel I'm qualified to make this assessment:

How does one perform them unsafely? You stick your dick in the girl's mouth. If she has any common sense (which she doesn't because she's giving you a blow job) she'd keep her teeth out of the way.

For starters it's safer if she doesn't have your dick in her mouth.


It's ok, Frank isn't obviously using a 30-round magazine when he does it.
 
2013-03-29 11:02:08 AM
Is that really a dangerous activity?

BJs, I mean. I assume white house tours are reasonably safe.
 
2013-03-29 11:02:46 AM
Let them sponsor tours. Can be like an adopt a highway plan. They get a little sign that hangs up during their week.
 
2013-03-29 11:02:46 AM
I don't know about you subby, but my sex ed class in high school didn't teach us how to perform a safe BJ.... of course that was 20 years ago so who knows what they are teaching kids now..

Proper application of a condom on a cucumber was about as raunchy as it got.

Actually, If I remember correctly it was mainly focused on "hey, you should really practice abstinence  but we are going to educate you about safe sex options as well"
 
2013-03-29 11:02:48 AM

Frank N Stein: How does one perform them unsafely? You stick your dick in the girl's mouth. If she has any common sense (which she doesn't because she's giving you a blow job) she'd keep her teeth out of the way.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-29 11:03:32 AM
Or the tours could be charged.  Who wouldn't want to go on the Biden A'Whirl ride
 
2013-03-29 11:04:02 AM
Fox news obsession aside, I'm actually fairly bummed we're no longer given tours in the white house. It was a small but powerful thing that any person could see the inside of the house where the Leader of the Free World presides, to walk down the same halls where global policy was being shaped.
 
2013-03-29 11:04:08 AM
How do you "perform" them safely?  Just curious.
 
2013-03-29 11:04:19 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: ERIC BOLLING: Now we find another $350 million is going to this program for kids as low as five years old. It's absolutely insane. $350 million, do you know how long that would keep the white house tours going? 100 years! The White House could be open for as long as us and our grandchildren would be around. Instead, they're going to learn - I don't even want to know what they're teaching them.

Poor Mrs. Bolling.


Of course he doesn't want to know what they're teaching in sex Ed for kindergartners. Because then he'd find out that it consists of "these are your no-no parts, if someone tries to touch them they're doing something bad and you should tell an adult", and then he couldn't be outraged anymore.

/that's the charitable interpretation
 
2013-03-29 11:04:21 AM

verbaltoxin: For starters it's safer if she doesn't have your dick in her mouth.


Well that's her problem.
 
2013-03-29 11:04:46 AM
These ninnies are actually TRYING to get electorally slaughtered. Nobody is this stupid.
 
2013-03-29 11:05:05 AM
Why aren't "White House tours" at the top of the list of wasteful government spending that Republicans should be outraged about (and joyous at their cessation)?
 
2013-03-29 11:05:44 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: ERIC BOLLING: Now we find another $350 million is going to this program for kids as low as five years old. It's absolutely insane. $350 million, do you know how long that would keep the white house tours going? 100 years! The White House could be open for as long as us and our grandchildren would be around. Instead, they're going to learn - I don't even want to know what they're teaching them.

Poor Mrs. Bolling.


That type of sex education is teaching kids that adults shouldn't touch their private parts.....you are taking money away from programs designed to stop child molestation.
 
2013-03-29 11:05:46 AM

Senor_Hat: Fox news obsession aside, I'm actually fairly bummed we're no longer given tours in the white house. It was a small but powerful thing that any person could see the inside of the house where the Leader of the Free World presides, to walk down the same halls where global policy was being shaped.


Sounds like only people with connections could get them, or had a very nice congressmen.
 
2013-03-29 11:06:05 AM

SilentStrider: What is with this obsession with the tours?


See above. It's because the tours are set up through members of Congress and are generally attended by children of families who are engaged politically.

I.e, it makes Congressional Republicans look bad, not FartNAMBLA, so the right-wing blogodome is freaking out about it.
 
2013-03-29 11:06:15 AM

GoodyearPimp: Why aren't "White House tours" at the top of the list of wasteful government spending that Republicans should be outraged about (and joyous at their cessation)?


If Obama had maintained the tours they would be.
 
2013-03-29 11:06:43 AM
Is this a follow-up to the bacon condom thing from yesterday?  There's no "safe" to a beej.  Either you're getting a mouthful of whatever comes out or you're not really giving a beej.
 
2013-03-29 11:07:31 AM
BS sensationalist liberal circle-jerk headline.  Move on folks.
 
2013-03-29 11:07:32 AM

coeyagi: It's ok, Frank isn't obviously using a 30-round magazine when he does it.


So I'm slyly using a 30-round magazine?
 
2013-03-29 11:07:41 AM

GoodyearPimp: Why aren't "White House tours" at the top of the list of wasteful government spending that Republicans should be outraged about (and joyous at their cessation)?


Because Fartplinko created the sequester (see Faux) and the sequester stopped them.  Ipso facto, the GOP wants them back and blames the black.
 
2013-03-29 11:08:29 AM

Frank N Stein: coeyagi: It's ok, Frank isn't obviously using a 30-round magazine when he does it.

So I'm slyly using a 30-round magazine?


Sorry for the adverbial loophole, Frank, but no.
 
2013-03-29 11:09:03 AM

Citrate1007: Philip Francis Queeg: ERIC BOLLING: Now we find another $350 million is going to this program for kids as low as five years old. It's absolutely insane. $350 million, do you know how long that would keep the white house tours going? 100 years! The White House could be open for as long as us and our grandchildren would be around. Instead, they're going to learn - I don't even want to know what they're teaching them.

Poor Mrs. Bolling.

That type of sex education is teaching kids that adults shouldn't touch their private parts.....you are taking money away from programs designed to stop child molestation.


That is a state's rights issue Sir.  It's my business if I want my kids to learn about molestation, and if I decide so I will teach them about it myself!
 
2013-03-29 11:09:04 AM

sprd: BS sensationalist liberal circle-jerk headline.  Move on folks.


You sound tired, Bill.
 
2013-03-29 11:10:14 AM

sprd: BS sensationalist liberal circle-jerk headline.  Move on folks.


Irony, we has it.
 
2013-03-29 11:10:40 AM
Pro-tip: Don't get blown by a woman who ovulates and gestates orally.
 
2013-03-29 11:13:00 AM

coeyagi: Frank N Stein: coeyagi: It's ok, Frank isn't obviously using a 30-round magazine when he does it.

So I'm slyly using a 30-round magazine?

Sorry for the adverbial loophole, Frank, but no.


Well in that case, it depends on which offers the better bang for the buck. The girl or the gun.
 
2013-03-29 11:13:19 AM

Dusk-You-n-Me: The gross obsession with White House tours


Goddamn it.
 
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