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(Zero Hedge)   Yesterday: Cyprus problem solved by taking from Russian tax evaders. Today: Cypriot businesses can't make payroll   (zerohedge.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Cypriot, Cyprus, Russians, problem solves, insolvent, current accounts, small businesses  
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10329 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Mar 2013 at 11:29 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-29 11:43:45 AM  
3 votes:
It's okay because 100% of people who have accumulated more than 100,000 Euros are criminals and deserved to have their life savings seized.
2013-03-29 12:44:16 PM  
2 votes:

IRQ12: HAHAHA...yes please secure your funds in bitcoin.

That stupid thing is the 2013 version of the blinking punch the monkey ads.   Here's a fun exercise:  type bitcoin into the little search box on the top right.


I've got my money tied up in tulips.
2013-03-29 11:20:53 AM  
2 votes:
Beeriot taxpayers, on the other hand, are doin' peachy.

i25.photobucket.com
2013-03-29 01:20:19 PM  
1 vote:

a_room_with_a_moose: MythDragon: While the rest of you farkers cry in dispair or blame the democrats, I got off my ass and found a solution.

Usury.

Is it wrong that I find that woman smoking hot?


No, that's the whole point of Poke-a-HotAss.

Before they had a slim Indian guy, but went for the "sex sells" theme:
i3.ytimg.com
2013-03-29 01:05:50 PM  
1 vote:
While the rest of you farkers cry in dispair or blame the democrats, I got off my ass and found a solution.


www.shescribes.com
2013-03-29 12:38:56 PM  
1 vote:
www.ridelust.com
All HAIL the new CYPRUS KING!
King CASH
2013-03-29 12:22:32 PM  
1 vote:
my money is in lead, brass, carbon, saltpeter and sulfur.
the delivery system is stainless steel, and the recipient gets a real bang out of it!
2013-03-29 12:00:25 PM  
1 vote:
Cyprus has a lot of entitlements and free healthcare. In the recession, they continued to spend money.  How come they aren't rich by now? Did John Kerry lie to us
2013-03-29 11:57:06 AM  
1 vote:
Your "proof" is a bitcoin site?  This seems legit.
2013-03-29 11:54:22 AM  
1 vote:

Erebus1954: It's okay because 100% of people who have accumulated more than 100,000 Euros are criminals and deserved to have their life savings seized.


Seized implies the money was taken and nothing given in return.

Yesterday Reuters reported that all money taken is being matched by bank (stock) shares.

Granted, the shares my not account for much at the moment, but seized us not the word you are looking for.

Fact is, Cyprus borrowed like a drunken sot. Now they need to pay the tab.

/aren't accounts insured to a point in the EU as they are here
//what idiot puts all his eggs in one basket
2013-03-29 11:50:56 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not Russian oligarch, but just European medium size IT business... We are moving to small Caribbean country where authorities have more respect to people's assets. Also we are thinking about using Bitcoin to pay wages and for payments between our partners.

Sounds legit - a European IT business should have no problem firing all their workers and hiring up on the Cayman Islands. And the Bitcoin reference makes me think this is another wire service duped by what is clearly satire.
2013-03-29 11:50:50 AM  
1 vote:
Oh Lord, they linked to a bitcoin thread.

I have never seen a bitcoin thread and now I never want to again.
2013-03-29 11:45:22 AM  
1 vote:
"forever to feed the creeping insolvent Euro-monster"

Yeah, that, or it's actually only Cyprus that doesn't have any money.

/the EU can't be insolvent, given that it prints its own money. But whatever, morons gotta be morons.
2013-03-29 11:41:55 AM  
1 vote:

bronyaur1: Am I supposed to feel bad for an economy that based itself on sheltering and laundering shady money? Don't hold your breath for that.


Yeah, that.
The Russian bastards can all fark themselves with a syringe full of krokodil.
 
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