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(Yahoo)   Apparently,(Penis) the Colorado Avalanche (Penis) have hired Beavis and Butthead (Penis) as studio analysts. (Penis)   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 19
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2013-03-29 10:38:18 AM  
'Penis McNab'

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2013-03-29 10:54:37 AM  
www.billboard.com

Huh huh huh, you said McNabb
 
2013-03-29 11:52:39 AM  
i.imgur.com
uh huh huh....period
 
2013-03-29 12:15:06 PM  
I like where this thread is going...
 
2013-03-29 12:17:01 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-29 12:54:02 PM  
Alexander Semin.
 
2013-03-29 12:55:46 PM  
I think this might be the only thing worth watching this season when it comes to the avs.  Follow it up by  watching Penis McNab beating a fan with a shoe, and then start watching baseball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjEv8ioFW3o

/Koenke sucks.
//seriously, fark you Kroneke.
 
2013-03-29 01:51:55 PM  

Buckner: /Koenke sucks.
//seriously, fark you Kroneke.


Why does Kroenke suck?   The Avs were one of those teams that would spend at will to improve the team.  They haven't figured out how to work with the salary cap.
 
rka
2013-03-29 02:05:16 PM  

Buckner: I think this might be the only thing worth watching this season when it comes to the avs.  Follow it up by  watching Penis McNab beating a fan with a shoe, and then start watching baseball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjEv8ioFW3o

/Koenke sucks.
//seriously, fark you Kroneke.


McNabb went into the stands, but it was Milbury who beat a fan with his own shoe.
 
2013-03-29 02:08:06 PM  

LessO2: They haven't figured out how to work with the salary cap.


Its true....its hard to find better players with only $14,708,813 to spend.  Just no good bargains out there.

/¿Cómo se dice Kroenke sucks?
 
2013-03-29 02:51:05 PM  
There's no reason for the Avs to spend for the sake of spending. Cap space is fine when you're in a rebuild, especially since they didn't know what the new CBA would be like and they needed to plan ahead for when all their young stars would be due raises. Or, in O'Reily's case, even before they're due.

Plus, the Avs were bidding on Suter and Parise last summer. They'll spend for the right parts.
 
2013-03-29 03:22:18 PM  

swahnhennessy: There's no reason for the Avs to spend for the sake of spending. Cap space is fine when you're in a rebuild, especially since they didn't know what the new CBA would be like and they needed to plan ahead for when all their young stars would be due raises. Or, in O'Reily's case, even before they're due.

Plus, the Avs were bidding on Suter and Parise last summer. They'll spend for the right parts.


That is ridiculously optimistic.   Josh Kroenke neither knows what he's doing, nor does he seem to care.  Elder Kroenke is an NBA guy who originally bought the combo pack of the Nuggets and Avs just for the Nuggets.  He got lucky as the Avs were great at the time, now he's pawned the Avs off on his kid, who'd rather party it up in Aspen than give a shiat about the Avs.
 
2013-03-29 04:02:38 PM  
Rycroft could not get it together at all. That was great.
 
2013-03-29 04:29:44 PM  
Steve Levy approves!
 
2013-03-29 06:53:29 PM  

rka: Buckner: I think this might be the only thing worth watching this season when it comes to the avs.  Follow it up by  watching Penis McNab beating a fan with a shoe, and then start watching baseball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjEv8ioFW3o

/Koenke sucks.
//seriously, fark you Kroneke.

McNabb went into the stands, but it was Milbury who beat a fan with his own shoe.


I'm fairly certain that the code of Hammurabi call for beating someone with their own shoe as punishment for, like, everything?
 
2013-03-29 07:17:07 PM  
Avs are hard to watch. Erik Johnson hasn't put a pass on a teammate's stick since he was with the Blues. The only thing their D has going for them is Zanon's beard.
 
2013-03-29 07:42:16 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Avs are hard to watch. Erik Johnson hasn't put a pass on a teammate's stick since he was with the Blues. The only thing their D has going for them is Zanon's beard.


And what a beard it is. But I agree with you, the D farking blows. Why has Siemens not been called up for a game or two just to see what he can do, not like he can do any worse. Varly is a good goalie, a bit rebound happy but good. He just gets hung out to dry every night.

At lest the team is young. Le sigh.
 
2013-03-29 11:39:28 PM  
Well, that pretty much sums up all the humor/plot of a Mike myers movie, just on a much shorter(and less torturous) scale
 
2013-03-31 02:20:51 AM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 253x199]


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