Vodka Zombie: To the bastard who killed my father and my family,
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Picking up chicks with a Ouija board. This is a new strategy.
pravetz8c: Skarekrough: My claim to fame is having one of my posts become a "Best Of."http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/98847227.htmlToo long. Don't have the attention span necessary to read it.
scottydoesntknow: Mikey1969: I hope they have keyboards in heaven so you can write me back.Is he writing this to the corpse, or something?Yep. Pretty soon people will be wanting to marry dead bodies!
Skyday: She can't say "No..."/At least he had the respect to not defile her body while she watched from above.
2chris2: This is a joke, and he's writing about the dead woman at the funeral. I think everyone is not getting that.
violetvolume: I love missed connections so much. I read them all the time-- there are some real gems.Like this one: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mis/3675480392.html
Skarekrough: My claim to fame is having one of my posts become a "Best Of."http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/98847227.html
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