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(BadJocks)   Are you celebrating the holiday today? It's Bikini Fitting Day for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Who else is taking the day off? (of course there are pics)   (badjocks.com) divider line 47
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2013-03-29 08:40:41 AM  
 
2013-03-29 08:42:50 AM  
Meh. Enjoy having the 4th best team in the NFC East & being the second best NFL team in the state of Texas.

/The cheerleaders are overrated too. They look like every woman from Plano. Heavy on the surgery & peroxide.
 
2013-03-29 08:45:15 AM  
Well now I know I'll be getting off early today
 
2013-03-29 08:48:45 AM  

steveGswine: Well THAT deslides nicely.


Bless you, my son.
 
2013-03-29 08:52:58 AM  
It is indeed a good Friday
 
2013-03-29 09:02:46 AM  
"Morale" here in the dealership has already been raised.
 
2013-03-29 09:15:49 AM  
What holiday?  It's just another day at work.
 
2013-03-29 09:20:42 AM  
Who else is taking the day off?

Yes! Take it off!
 
2013-03-29 09:33:35 AM  
Did anyone else get a website attack when clicking the link? My computer gave me an intrusion attempt.
 
2013-03-29 09:40:52 AM  

TheManofPA: Did anyone else get a website attack when clicking the link? My computer gave me an intrusion attempt.


Yup.  Same here.
 
2013-03-29 09:42:09 AM  
Well, apparently not everything is bigger in Texas.

And Cheerleader Collin (#15) looks sorta like the "who farted y'all?" pic.
 
2013-03-29 09:46:58 AM  
Sorry.  Local ad gave me an earworm.  How much do they have to pay Brian Orakpo to keep him from humiliating himself?  Anyways, I hope it sticks:

At Eastern Motors Motors
Your job's your credit credit
At Eastern Motors Motors
Your job's your credit credit

/Back to discussions of boobies
 
2013-03-29 09:57:16 AM  

steveGswine: Well THAT deslides nicely.


HERO

The Cowboys still have the best looking cheerleaders overall and the Raiders have the skankiest.
 
2013-03-29 09:59:02 AM  

steveGswine: Well THAT deslides nicely.


Thanks for that.  The original website set off all sorts of alarms on my firewall/virus protector/whatever it is my company has on our computers.  Bad website.  Bad.
 
2013-03-29 10:01:54 AM  
Kinzie.  First slide.  FTW.
 
2013-03-29 10:14:21 AM  

steveGswine: Well THAT deslides nicely.


Thank you muchly

/bookmark for being stuck at work
 
2013-03-29 10:27:55 AM  
Whats with all the older looking cheerleaders?  The only one that got my motor going was no. 1.
 
2013-03-29 10:37:25 AM  

Cubs300: steveGswine: Well THAT deslides nicely.

Thanks for that.  The original website set off all sorts of alarms on my firewall/virus protector/whatever it is my company has on our computers.  Bad website.  Bad.


Happy to help.  I'm sure that visiting that website didn't do anything bad to my VIAGRA VIAGRA MALE ENHANCEMENT computer,
 
2013-03-29 11:17:14 AM  
I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers, but they look better in a group.
 
2013-03-29 11:27:08 AM  
Also got attack warning from website.
 
2013-03-29 11:34:00 AM  
I must be getting old. Narcissistic bubbleheads do nothing for me, no matter how "great" they look. Give me a real woman with a real brain.
 
2013-03-29 11:36:50 AM  

bronyaur1: I must be getting old. Narcissistic bubbleheads do nothing for me, no matter how "great" they look. Give me a real woman with a real brain.


Problem is real women with real brains tend to avoid situations where they're posing in bikinis for no real reason in front of a countless anonymous internet audience.

The universe is cruel and unjust like that.
 
2013-03-29 02:00:39 PM  

The Great EZE: bronyaur1: I must be getting old. Narcissistic bubbleheads do nothing for me, no matter how "great" they look. Give me a real woman with a real brain.

Problem is real women with real brains tend to avoid situations where they're posing in bikinis for no real reason in front of a countless anonymous internet audience.

The universe is cruel and unjust like that.


So very true.  I'm willing to bet that the women in those photos have caused more misery than cholera.
 
2013-03-29 02:04:14 PM  
This is not sports

The Great EZE: Problem is real women with real brains tend to avoid situations where they're posing in bikinis for no real reason in front of a countless anonymous internet audience.


Actually, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders organization requires that their cheerleaders either hold a full time job or are in school full time. They must also complete a certain number of hours of community service every week. They are not idiots. They work their asses off to stay on the squad because they know there are hundreds of other women waiting to take their place.

That being said, I'd be willing to bet that their bikini calendar rakes in plenty of money, so they're gonna keep doing it. I think it's dumb & outside the realm of being an NFL cheerleader, but I'm pretty sure every team with a squad does the same thing.
 
2013-03-29 02:04:28 PM  
Dammit! Blocked at work.

/bookmark
 
2013-03-29 02:05:39 PM  

matthew_tray: They look like every woman from Plano. Heavy on the surgery & peroxide.


Yeah, their knees are way too sharp for your tastes, right studman?

And 4th in the NFC East? You know we still have Philly in our division, right?
 
2013-03-29 02:07:48 PM  
Also, no one uses peroxide to bleach their hair any more, idiot. Even though half of the squad is brunette anyway. Moron.
 
2013-03-29 02:20:35 PM  

bronyaur1: I must be getting old. Narcissistic bubbleheads do nothing for me, no matter how "great" they look. Give me a real woman with a real brain.


Just because I know you're old doesn't mean I assume you're wise, rich, or talented in any way. Why do you go and assume women are narcissistic and "bubbleheaded" simply because they're attractive?
 
2013-03-29 02:36:04 PM  

IAmRight: bronyaur1: I must be getting old. Narcissistic bubbleheads do nothing for me, no matter how "great" they look. Give me a real woman with a real brain.

Just because I know you're old doesn't mean I assume you're wise, rich, or talented in any way. Why do you go and assume women are narcissistic and "bubbleheaded" simply because they're attractive?


Maybe he's watched the TV series "Making the Team" which chronicles the trials and tribulations of young women who share the very ambitious lifelong dream of becoming a Cowboys cheerleader.
 
2013-03-29 02:38:25 PM  

IAmRight: bronyaur1: I must be getting old. Narcissistic bubbleheads do nothing for me, no matter how "great" they look. Give me a real woman with a real brain.

Just because I know you're old doesn't mean I assume you're wise, rich, or talented in any way. Why do you go and assume women are narcissistic and "bubbleheaded" simply because they're attractive?


Most of the team site have Bios for their Cheerleaders. A lot of them are very smart and have degrees and good jobs.

cdn.bleacherreport.net
environmental engineer

cdn.bleacherreport.net
Teacher

cdn.bleacherreport.net

Financial Adviser
 
2013-03-29 03:16:17 PM  
That's a lot of bad boob jobs.
 
2013-03-29 04:00:44 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Maybe he's watched the TV series "Making the Team" which chronicles the trials and tribulations of young women who share the very ambitious lifelong dream of becoming a Cowboys cheerleader.


Yeah, how dare they identify something they want and go after it! Should've check with you first to make sure it's a legitimate goal to have, right?
 
2013-03-29 04:09:25 PM  

Di Atribe: Yanks_RSJ: Maybe he's watched the TV series "Making the Team" which chronicles the trials and tribulations of young women who share the very ambitious lifelong dream of becoming a Cowboys cheerleader.

Yeah, how dare they identify something they want and go after it! Should've check with you first to make sure it's a legitimate goal to have, right?


Hey, this being America they're free to pursue whatever dream they'd like, but I'm allowed to have an opinion about their choice.  Some would consider the dream of becoming a cheerleader the very definition of "bubbleheaded".

Others would consider guaranteeing Tony Romo $55M to be that definition.
 
2013-03-29 04:59:51 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Hey, this being America they're free to pursue whatever dream they'd like, but I'm allowed to have an opinion about their choice. Some would consider the dream of becoming a cheerleader the very definition of "bubbleheaded".


I'm sure you're out in the world saving orphans as we speak. Like I said above, Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders must retain a full time job or be a full time student. I doubt any of them just "stop" at being a cheerleader.


Yanks_RSJ: Others would consider guaranteeing Tony Romo $55M to be that definition.


Ah yes. Super-duper. Can't wait to get trolled all goddamn weekend over this. Take it up with Jerry if you don't like it.
 
2013-03-29 05:02:19 PM  

Di Atribe: Ah yes. Super-duper. Can't wait to get trolled all goddamn weekend over this. Take it up with Jerry if you don't like it.


I don't like it.  I love it.

Di Atribe: I'm sure you're out in the world saving orphans as we speak. Like I said above, Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders must retain a full time job or be a full time student. I doubt any of them just "stop" at being a cheerleader.


Seriously, relax and stop taking a harmless remark personally because you happen to be a Cowboys fan.  Welcome to Fark, etc.
 
2013-03-29 05:18:32 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: stop taking a harmless remark personally

...

Says the guy who unfailingly defends against 'harmless remarks' made by others at his expense.
 
2013-03-29 05:27:41 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Yanks_RSJ: stop taking a harmless remark personally...

Says the guy who unfailingly defends against 'harmless remarks' made by others at his expense.


Two things:

1) I hardly see how that's relevant here.  Di is not a Cowboys cheerleader, and nothing said here is at her expense.

2) Go away.
 
2013-03-29 05:31:46 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: 2) Go away.


Could. Not. Have. Scripted. It. Any. Better. It was a harmless remark - no need to take it personally. Welcome to fark dude.
 
2013-03-29 05:36:17 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Yanks_RSJ: 2) Go away.

Could. Not. Have. Scripted. It. Any. Better. It was a harmless remark - no need to take it personally. Welcome to fark dude.


The implication being that I did?  Hey, whatever gets you through the day.  Have a good one.
 
2013-03-29 05:41:16 PM  
The site tried to install a trojan when I clicked it.  Thanks, submidiot
 
2013-03-29 05:44:32 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: The implication being that I did? Hey, whatever gets you through the day. Have a good one.


I wholeheartedly enjoy our occasional interactions. You as well.
 
2013-03-29 06:26:22 PM  

born_yesterday: Sorry.  Local ad gave me an earworm.  How much do they have to pay Brian Orakpo to keep him from humiliating himself?  Anyways, I hope it sticks:

At Eastern Motors Motors
Your job's your credit credit
At Eastern Motors Motors
Your job's your credit credit

/Back to discussions of boobies


God.  Damn.  IT!
 
2013-03-29 07:00:03 PM  

Di Atribe: matthew_tray: They look like every woman from Plano. Heavy on the surgery & peroxide.

Yeah, their knees are way too sharp for your tastes, right studman?

And 4th in the NFC East? You know we still have Philly in our division, right?


What I love, is that you're already resigned to losing to DC...
 
2013-03-29 11:56:06 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Maybe he's watched the TV series "Making the Team" which chronicles the trials and tribulations of young women who share the very ambitious lifelong dream of becoming a Cowboys cheerleader.


If that's the case, that only reinforces the idea that he is in no position to be judging the level of anyone's intelligence.
 
2013-03-30 12:35:25 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: JohnBigBootay: Yanks_RSJ: 2) Go away.

Could. Not. Have. Scripted. It. Any. Better. It was a harmless remark - no need to take it personally. Welcome to fark dude.

The implication being that I did?  Hey, whatever gets you through the day.  Have a good one.


What makes you think I took anything personally? I was correcting you, that's it. Welcome to Fark, etc.
 
2013-03-30 10:30:40 PM  

matthew_tray: Meh. Enjoy having the 4th best team in the NFC East & being the second best NFL team in the state of Texas.

/The cheerleaders are overrated too. They look like every woman from Plano. Heavy on the surgery & peroxide.


Me thinks you need a nap and some corrective spectacles, my friend.
 
2013-03-31 06:17:48 PM  
You know, after watching Red Tube all Easter morning, these bikinis do nothing for me.

/desensitized.
//somebody find the chicken.
 
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