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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)   Mother of the year candidate walks into her child's middle school and slaps her son in the face. Wait. She slapped someone else's sick child who she thought was her son since she didn't know what her son looked like   (wbtw.com) divider line 41
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2013-03-29 08:14:34 AM
12 votes:

labman: How the hell do you not know what your own kid looks like?


wbtw.images.worldnow.com
Maybe she thinks they all look alike.

Wait, let me rephrase that.
2013-03-29 10:43:30 AM
5 votes:

PreMortem: Lurk sober post drunk: i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.

Or had to leave work go pick up her kid. I'm sure that was your first thought after seeing a black woman, but that's too easy right?


yes.  when i heard that Tyshekka was slapping around random kids because she couldn't recognize her own son, i immediately thought "who's gonna negotiate that merger now?!?"
2013-03-29 09:14:01 AM
5 votes:
Dawkins says once Collier realized her mistake, she apologized, then walked over to her son and knocked him to the ground

this is my favorite part of the story
2013-03-29 01:08:36 PM
4 votes:

mama2tnt: After all, I've been naked in rooms full of strangers giving birth


How did you get them all synchronized?
2013-03-29 09:30:17 AM
4 votes:
s24.postimg.org
2013-03-29 09:19:55 AM
4 votes:
I miss the good old-fashioned names, like Cadillac Clitoris Johnson.
2013-03-29 09:56:04 AM
3 votes:
Mom's middle name is Tyeast, so in all fairness, she was probably already itching for a fight.
2013-03-29 09:45:20 AM
3 votes:
CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.
2013-03-29 09:43:59 AM
3 votes:

AbbeySomeone: DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me

Just make sure your handbag and shoes match. You don't want to appear tacky.


For the last time, its a European Carry-all. It's not a purse.
2013-03-29 09:36:54 AM
3 votes:
AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me
2013-03-29 09:08:48 AM
3 votes:
Get it together, Tyshekka
2013-03-29 10:48:10 AM
2 votes:

CheekyMonkey: DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me

I need to know what kind of hat you'll be wearing with that ensemble...


None. I have dreadlocks that reach my lower back. I'll have his mother tie them up into a nice beehive hairdo and I'll stick a few flowers in it. You know, for decoration.
2013-03-29 10:42:50 AM
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me


I need to know what kind of hat you'll be wearing with that ensemble...
2013-03-29 10:22:50 AM
2 votes:

pktloss: My stepfather was really big on me wearing my bike helmet as a kid. One day he drove over to the super market while I was out on my bike, and saw me, having rode up and parked my bike with my helmet hanging off the handle bar. He walked up behind me, slapped his hand down on my shoulder, spun me around, and looked into the face of a stranger.


Why were you wearing a stranger's face?
2013-03-29 10:08:51 AM
2 votes:
"Hello, Mrs. Smith?  Yeah, your child sustained injuries today as the result of being assaulted by another child's parent.  In her defense, it was because she can't recognize her own child.  You're not upset, are you?"
2013-03-29 09:40:04 AM
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me


Just make sure your handbag and shoes match. You don't want to appear tacky.
2013-03-29 09:26:39 AM
2 votes:

Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.


I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."
2013-03-29 09:22:46 AM
2 votes:

FriarReb98: MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm not saying drugs, but drugs

I was going to say, whatever it's on, it's a helluva drug.

\And yes, there should be a ban on stupid names


It wouldn't shock me the least if after slapping the kid, then apologizing and walking over to knock her son down she screamed "I'm Tyshekka Collier  biatch!"
2013-03-29 03:27:32 PM
1 votes:

MorePeasPlease: DROxINxTHExWIND: There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name.

Geez ... way to mock those named Nananabooboo.


it means princess in swahili
2013-03-29 03:24:45 PM
1 votes:
I actually applaud this lady for trying to slap some sense into her trouble-making son.  But FFS, slap the right kid!
/To be fair to the mother, all people who annoy you look alike.
2013-03-29 03:20:12 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name.


Geez ... way to mock those named Nananabooboo.
2013-03-29 11:44:10 AM
1 votes:

bgarrett: those people have a culture of violence


Southerners?
2013-03-29 11:35:08 AM
1 votes:

Surpheon: frepnog: sometimes you gotta smack a kid.

Depends on the kid. Most kids actually don't need more than an occasional yelling at (which can hit them as hard a smack usually - it is the disapproval and anger from the parent figure that hurts if you're doing it right or even average). A few kids may be more tactile oriented, but typically smacking is not required.


child free typing detected
2013-03-29 11:06:55 AM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: *clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*


oh_you.jpg
2013-03-29 11:06:16 AM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*


I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro
2013-03-29 10:48:59 AM
1 votes:

Well I use Mac/Linux...: CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.


Nobody every truly recovers from an unprotected attack by an ambush predator.  Stealth Mothers are third in severity only to Drop Bears and Toilet Spiders.
2013-03-29 10:47:01 AM
1 votes:
Meh, I'm sure the other kid had it coming anyway.
2013-03-29 10:41:13 AM
1 votes:

Gergesa: I knew an underwriter with a name like this.  She was always in a bad mood.


Well, underwriters are paid to be pessimists.
2013-03-29 10:03:49 AM
1 votes:
This is why school children need to be armed.
2013-03-29 09:47:33 AM
1 votes:
i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.
2013-03-29 09:44:23 AM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Rodeodoc: Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."

There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name. Smh. Your second grade-level thinking says much more about you than it does about these women of color.


I agree with Jermajesty.
2013-03-29 09:33:50 AM
1 votes:
Maybe when she gets released the other kid's mom will slap her and end up in jail too.  CIrcle of life.
2013-03-29 09:33:31 AM
1 votes:

Rodeodoc: Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."


Oh, sorry, I was beaten to it.
2013-03-29 09:31:17 AM
1 votes:
I am most certain "Tyshekka" means princess in Apricam.
2013-03-29 09:30:03 AM
1 votes:
markosun.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-29 09:24:08 AM
1 votes:
Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.
2013-03-29 09:19:35 AM
1 votes:
"What? I didn't do nothing!"

"Another shock of mysterious, inexorable, official justice."
2013-03-29 09:19:01 AM
1 votes:
I hate that "these people" breed so much
2013-03-29 09:17:57 AM
1 votes:
Tyshekka???  Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names?  I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

nesieka
srpsheka
wertyka
asdfghka
qwertyka
etc...ka
2013-03-29 09:14:21 AM
1 votes:
Well, you know, they all do look alike.

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2013-03-29 08:46:56 AM
1 votes:
Maybe she has too many to keep up with?
 
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