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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)   Mother of the year candidate walks into her child's middle school and slaps her son in the face. Wait. She slapped someone else's sick child who she thought was her son since she didn't know what her son looked like   (wbtw.com) divider line 130
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2013-03-29 11:44:12 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro

Oh, its not fair to judge YOU by appearence, huh?

/Point
//Match


LOLOLOLimg.ffffound.com
 
2013-03-29 11:53:13 AM

Robyr: I gotta say, it STILL breaks my heart when I see stories from my town on Fark. Good god damn it, SC.


I feel your pain. At least Im on the coast so hooray??
 
2013-03-29 12:04:34 PM
Maybe it wasn't a slap but a high five to the face?
 
2013-03-29 12:31:16 PM

Brick-House: Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.


True.  Funny too, now that I'm all grown up and not subject to discipline any more.
 
2013-03-29 12:41:13 PM

lingua: bgarrett: those people have a culture of violence

Southerners?


idiots.
 
2013-03-29 01:08:36 PM

mama2tnt: After all, I've been naked in rooms full of strangers giving birth


How did you get them all synchronized?
 
2013-03-29 01:10:58 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: PreMortem: Lurk sober post drunk: i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.

Or had to leave work go pick up her kid. I'm sure that was your first thought after seeing a black woman, but that's too easy right?

yes.  when i heard that Tyshekka was slapping around random kids because she couldn't recognize her own son, i immediately thought "who's gonna negotiate that merger now?!?"



Heartiest laugh of the day so far. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
 
2013-03-29 01:21:19 PM
When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong
 
2013-03-29 01:22:54 PM

BigNumber12: Lurk sober post drunk: PreMortem: Lurk sober post drunk: i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.

Or had to leave work go pick up her kid. I'm sure that was your first thought after seeing a black woman, but that's too easy right?

yes.  when i heard that Tyshekka was slapping around random kids because she couldn't recognize her own son, i immediately thought "who's gonna negotiate that merger now?!?"


Heartiest laugh of the day so far. I'm not sure how I feel about that.


This.
 
2013-03-29 01:41:55 PM

frepnog: Surpheon: frepnog: sometimes you gotta smack a kid.

Depends on the kid. Most kids actually don't need more than an occasional yelling at (which can hit them as hard a smack usually - it is the disapproval and anger from the parent figure that hurts if you're doing it right or even average). A few kids may be more tactile oriented, but typically smacking is not required.

child free typing detected


Three kids actually. Home from school for Good Friday at the moment. None of them have needed smacking yet, but I would give it a try if other methods didn't work.
 
2013-03-29 02:01:37 PM

Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro


And the woman in TFA only has brown skin because she has normal form of the gene SLC24A5.

\you're still a racist imbecile
 
2013-03-29 02:02:08 PM
Kinda csb(?): Back in the mid-70s, my then 7 y.o. sister & her friend were at her friend's house jumping on the bed. Her friend's bi-polar, dick of a dad came home from having a shiatty day and screamed at both girls, then slapped them. My Dad went over to the house, told the guy not to do that EVER again, and the guy totally bushed out.

I remember my Dad saying there are 2 really basic rules for non-family to follow: 1. Don't touch me; 2. Don't touch my kids.

/Dad starts chemo & radiation today
//17 weeks but prognosis is excellent
/// slashedy slashedy slash
 
2013-03-29 02:38:59 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro

Oh, its not fair to judge YOU by appearence, huh?

/Point
//Match


Who was judging by appearance? I judged by action.

Also, I've never been to Thailand and the only worldly wisdom I've gained is reading stories like this every day. But if it makes you feel any better, my primary clue as to the ethnicity of the assailant was she intended to punish her wayward child. Not spit fire and brimstone at the staff and faculty for defaming her little snowflake.
 
2013-03-29 02:59:06 PM

Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro

Oh, its not fair to judge YOU by appearence, huh?

/Point
//Match

Who was judging by appearance? I judged by action.

Also, I've never been to Thailand and the only worldly wisdom I've gained is reading stories like this every day. But if it makes you feel any better, my primary clue as to the ethnicity of the assailant was she intended to punish her wayward child. Not spit fire and brimstone at the staff and faculty for defaming her little snowflake.


I haven't seen back-sliding like that since Michael Jackson did the Moonwalk on that "Motown 25" special in '84. You were trying to be funny and you thought there would be others here who could appreciate lowbrow, racist humor so you went for it. The reaction was far less gratifying than you anticipated it would be so now you want to walk it back. Here's an idea. If you don;'t care what race a person is then stop trying to guess it. IMHO, your attempt to justify the comment is both weak and just as idiotic as the original statement. You're still pre-judging a person based on what you percieve she will do because of the color of her skin. That is moronic, even when you try to do it complimentary.
 
2013-03-29 03:08:18 PM

sprd: I knew the race before I even clicked.  I must be

psychic racist .

FTFY
 
2013-03-29 03:20:12 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name.


Geez ... way to mock those named Nananabooboo.
 
2013-03-29 03:24:45 PM
I actually applaud this lady for trying to slap some sense into her trouble-making son.  But FFS, slap the right kid!
/To be fair to the mother, all people who annoy you look alike.
 
2013-03-29 03:27:32 PM

MorePeasPlease: DROxINxTHExWIND: There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name.

Geez ... way to mock those named Nananabooboo.


it means princess in swahili
 
2013-03-29 03:27:50 PM

Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*


hot damn, its not every day you get to favorite someone as "racist skinhead."
 
2013-03-29 03:40:34 PM
Obviously her mom was drunk when she named her.
 
2013-03-29 04:05:58 PM

WiredMann: Obviously her mom was drunk when she named her.


Careful, knee-jerk comments like that will get you labelled as a racist woman-hater, or something.
 
2013-03-29 04:27:44 PM
I like her name.  I think it's pretty.
 
2013-03-29 04:59:21 PM

Brick-House: Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.


Well that is why we hated our parents and moved the fark away, far, far, away. Oh, it is also why we never, ever let them see their grandkids, hell they didn't even know they had grandkids until the youngest was 8.
 
2013-03-29 05:05:09 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: MorePeasPlease: DROxINxTHExWIND: There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name.

Geez ... way to mock those named Nananabooboo.

it means princess in swahili


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2013-03-29 06:07:06 PM

Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'


I don't think there was much wondering happening at all.
 
2013-03-29 07:09:44 PM

GoldSpider: Well I use Mac/Linux...:   Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.

So she corrected the bad behavior without undue, long-term harm to the little shiat, and you think she should have been arrested?


These threads always reveal the age group of the posters.
As I see it, the kid was disrespecting his teacher, lying to and manipulating his mother, inconveniencing many people and shaming his mother with his behaviour. That ass wupp turned it around and straightened him out. Not abuse.
If his parents did this to him frequently just for drunken kicks that would be abuse.
 
2013-03-29 09:41:40 PM
Tyshekka is just a strong black woman who don't need to know what her kids look like.
 
2013-03-29 09:51:54 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [s24.postimg.org image 720x480]


not exactly sure why, but that looks unnecessarily creepy
 
2013-03-29 10:05:45 PM
Society is to blame.
 
2013-03-29 11:21:49 PM
One good beating is all it takes for a child.  I got it with a ping pong paddle and my brother got it with a hockey stick blade.   Once you get frustrated with dealing with your kid you've already lost the fight.   never give in unless you're 100% convinced you were wrong and if you were admit it.
 
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