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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)   Mother of the year candidate walks into her child's middle school and slaps her son in the face. Wait. She slapped someone else's sick child who she thought was her son since she didn't know what her son looked like   (wbtw.com) divider line 130
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2013-03-29 07:05:15 AM
How the hell do you not know what your own kid looks like?

Granted, with a mom like this, the kid may be better off if she doesn't know him.
 
2013-03-29 08:14:34 AM

labman: How the hell do you not know what your own kid looks like?


wbtw.images.worldnow.com
Maybe she thinks they all look alike.

Wait, let me rephrase that.
 
2013-03-29 08:39:28 AM
Sounds like she was angry.
 
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2013-03-29 08:46:56 AM
Maybe she has too many to keep up with?
 
2013-03-29 09:08:48 AM
Get it together, Tyshekka
 
2013-03-29 09:12:14 AM
Proving once again that stupid names cause teh cray cray....
 
2013-03-29 09:12:28 AM
I'm not saying drugs, but drugs
 
2013-03-29 09:13:00 AM
Subby may have been slapped in the face on the day apostrophes were discussed.
 
2013-03-29 09:13:15 AM

SpdrJay: Proving once again that stupid names cause teh cray cray....


If your parents were stupid enough to give you a stupid name, you are likely to be stupid as well.
 
2013-03-29 09:14:01 AM
Dawkins says once Collier realized her mistake, she apologized, then walked over to her son and knocked him to the ground

this is my favorite part of the story
 
2013-03-29 09:14:21 AM
Well, you know, they all do look alike.

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2013-03-29 09:17:57 AM
Tyshekka???  Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names?  I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

nesieka
srpsheka
wertyka
asdfghka
qwertyka
etc...ka
 
2013-03-29 09:19:01 AM
I hate that "these people" breed so much
 
2013-03-29 09:19:35 AM
"What? I didn't do nothing!"

"Another shock of mysterious, inexorable, official justice."
 
2013-03-29 09:19:55 AM
I miss the good old-fashioned names, like Cadillac Clitoris Johnson.
 
2013-03-29 09:20:20 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm not saying drugs, but drugs


I was going to say, whatever it's on, it's a helluva drug.

\And yes, there should be a ban on stupid names
 
2013-03-29 09:20:43 AM
So your kid gets suspended from school and you go in and up the ante and get yourself arrested and the one kid plus your other two crotchfruit now get to spend time in protective custody? Dang Tyshekka, get it together!
 
2013-03-29 09:21:26 AM
the kid she slapped probably needed slapping anyway... hell, show me a middle school kid that doesn't need slappin.

I wonder if her "actual" kid ever got slapped?
 
2013-03-29 09:22:46 AM

FriarReb98: MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm not saying drugs, but drugs

I was going to say, whatever it's on, it's a helluva drug.

\And yes, there should be a ban on stupid names


It wouldn't shock me the least if after slapping the kid, then apologizing and walking over to knock her son down she screamed "I'm Tyshekka Collier  biatch!"
 
2013-03-29 09:24:08 AM
Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.
 
2013-03-29 09:26:39 AM

Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.


I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."
 
2013-03-29 09:29:03 AM

Brick-House: the kid she slapped probably needed slapping anyway... hell, show me a middle school kid that doesn't need slappin.

I wonder if her "actual" kid ever got slapped?


Chances are good that the kid that got slapped had done something in the past that he was slapped for.

Lurk sober post drunk: Dawkins says once Collier realized her mistake, she apologized, then walked over to her son and knocked him to the ground

this is my favorite part of the story


Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.
 
2013-03-29 09:30:03 AM
markosun.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-29 09:30:17 AM
s24.postimg.org
 
2013-03-29 09:31:17 AM
I am most certain "Tyshekka" means princess in Apricam.
 
2013-03-29 09:32:31 AM

AbbeySomeone: Brick-House: the kid she slapped probably needed slapping anyway... hell, show me a middle school kid that doesn't need slappin.

I wonder if her "actual" kid ever got slapped?

Chances are good that the kid that got slapped had done something in the past that he wasn't slapped for.

Lurk sober post drunk: Dawkins says once Collier realized her mistake, she apologized, then walked over to her son and knocked him to the ground

this is my favorite part of the story

Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.


fixed
 
2013-03-29 09:33:31 AM

Rodeodoc: Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."


Oh, sorry, I was beaten to it.
 
2013-03-29 09:33:50 AM
Maybe when she gets released the other kid's mom will slap her and end up in jail too.  CIrcle of life.
 
2013-03-29 09:35:20 AM
and by "these people" I mean Stupid people
 
2013-03-29 09:35:26 AM
Hold on folks, I just realized that this woman is a Star Wars character, likely a Wookiee hybrid, and is naturally bad-tempered.

So stop picking on her name and for God's sake let her beat you at monster chess!
 
2013-03-29 09:35:54 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


No idea why, but that damn near floored me.
 
2013-03-29 09:36:54 AM
AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me
 
2013-03-29 09:37:41 AM

Okieboy: and by "these people" I mean Stupid people


It was too obvious to get a bite anyway.
 
2013-03-29 09:38:57 AM
My stepfather was really big on me wearing my bike helmet as a kid. One day he drove over to the super market while I was out on my bike, and saw me, having rode up and parked my bike with my helmet hanging off the handle bar. He walked up behind me, slapped his hand down on my shoulder, spun me around, and looked into the face of a stranger.

I think this happens more often than people think.
 
2013-03-29 09:40:04 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me


Just make sure your handbag and shoes match. You don't want to appear tacky.
 
2013-03-29 09:41:29 AM

Rodeodoc: Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."


There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name. Smh. Your second grade-level thinking says much more about you than it does about these women of color.
 
2013-03-29 09:42:24 AM
How attractive and successful of her.
 
2013-03-29 09:43:33 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


You win so hard.
 
2013-03-29 09:43:59 AM

AbbeySomeone: DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me

Just make sure your handbag and shoes match. You don't want to appear tacky.


For the last time, its a European Carry-all. It's not a purse.
 
2013-03-29 09:44:23 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Rodeodoc: Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."

There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name. Smh. Your second grade-level thinking says much more about you than it does about these women of color.


I agree with Jermajesty.
 
2013-03-29 09:44:48 AM
I gotta say, it STILL breaks my heart when I see stories from my town on Fark. Good god damn it, SC.
 
2013-03-29 09:45:12 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me


If I was ever called to the office, my father threatened to either come in blazing mad at me or come in to the office in such a ridiculous manner that I would still be embarrassed from it well into my adulthood. It didn't help that he was either in the local police force, or still had buddies in the force once he retired, and thus had AMPLE ways of embarrassing me in front of the school.

/Was never called to the office once for k-12 years
//Whenever I have kids, they will be told the same thing.
 
2013-03-29 09:45:20 AM
CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.
 
2013-03-29 09:47:33 AM
i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.
 
2013-03-29 09:53:39 AM
images.wikia.com
Momma Bear, your son's not a baby anymore. You should stop spanking him in the face.
 
2013-03-29 09:56:04 AM
Mom's middle name is Tyeast, so in all fairness, she was probably already itching for a fight.
 
2013-03-29 09:56:56 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.


I approve of her tactics
 
2013-03-29 09:57:45 AM
CSB: I was taking a mandatory racial awareness class as part of having volunteered to work with urban youth, and the fierce instructor who kept his sunglasses on the entire class was inviting questions. One student asked about the prevalence of "made up names" and the teacher asked for examples. The entire class began shouting out the silliest but real names they had ever encountered while working with youth in the past. One kid volunteered Aquanetta, saying it came from a hairspray that got yanked because it destroyed the Ozone layer, which is why it isn't used that often anymore as a name. I looked at the kid and said, "Uh, no. sorry. Acquanetta is a Native American actress FROM Ozone. And she was quite famous for her roles as exotic women. She played any role that called for other than white and anyone you know named that was probably named for her".


The teacher then ripped into me, saying the my STORY was all made up, not knowing that while he may have been the room's expert on Black culture in America, I was the room's expert in Red culture in America.

It was the 70s, so I had to go to the library, and photocopy my citation, and mail it to him after finally passing his special class for white kids, that apparently included us red kids passing for white, including me, grandson of black and red grandparents.

I never got an apology from him.

You, dear reader, are fortunate enough to live in a different century, so your citation is here.

Let's make it a better century for race relations going forward.

End CSB:
 
2013-03-29 10:03:49 AM
This is why school children need to be armed.
 
2013-03-29 10:05:43 AM
I knew an underwriter with a name like this.  She was always in a bad mood.
 
2013-03-29 10:06:08 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


Oh fark..cant ....stop....laughing
 
2013-03-29 10:07:47 AM
*can't
 
2013-03-29 10:08:51 AM
"Hello, Mrs. Smith?  Yeah, your child sustained injuries today as the result of being assaulted by another child's parent.  In her defense, it was because she can't recognize her own child.  You're not upset, are you?"
 
2013-03-29 10:11:17 AM
Was the kid wearing lederhosen? They could have been practicing a weird German dance.
 
2013-03-29 10:13:15 AM
Well I use Mac/Linux...:   Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.

So she corrected the bad behavior without undue, long-term harm to the little shiat, and you think she should have been arrested?
 
2013-03-29 10:16:20 AM

GoldSpider: Well I use Mac/Linux...:   Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.

So she corrected the bad behavior without undue, long-term harm to the little shiat, and you think she should have been arrested?


For all you know that kid was Jared Lee Loughner. Settle down.
 
2013-03-29 10:17:21 AM

Lurk sober post drunk: i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.


Or had to leave work go pick up her kid. I'm sure that was your first thought after seeing a black woman, but that's too easy right?
 
2013-03-29 10:18:05 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested. But nobody reported it. Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole. When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student. I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.


Effective discipline that gets desired results = absolute child abuse which should end with arrests.  The problem, you are part of it.
 
2013-03-29 10:21:41 AM

GoldSpider: Well I use Mac/Linux...:   Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.

So she corrected the bad behavior without undue, long-term harm to the little shiat, and you think she should have been arrested?


I mean she should've been arrested from the standpoint that, if today I was out somewhere and saw a woman repeatedly hitting her kid in the face as hard as she was hitting him in that classroom, I would absolutely call the police.
 
2013-03-29 10:22:50 AM

pktloss: My stepfather was really big on me wearing my bike helmet as a kid. One day he drove over to the super market while I was out on my bike, and saw me, having rode up and parked my bike with my helmet hanging off the handle bar. He walked up behind me, slapped his hand down on my shoulder, spun me around, and looked into the face of a stranger.


Why were you wearing a stranger's face?
 
2013-03-29 10:24:07 AM

Precision Boobery: Well I use Mac/Linux...: Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested. But nobody reported it. Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole. When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student. I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.

Effective discipline that gets desired results = absolute child abuse which should end with arrests.  The problem, you are part of it.


Yeah, no.  Hauling off and striking a child repeatedly in anger is still abuse.  I'm afraid *you're* still the problem.  Good try deflecting, though.
 
2013-03-29 10:29:30 AM
I told my kids exactly how I would dress (naked under a coat) and what I would wear (curlers in my hair, slippers on my feet) when I came to school and took off the coat and paraded up and down the hallways in front of all their schoolmates. (After all, I've been naked in rooms full of strangers giving birth, so I left modesty and dignity far, far behind long, long ago.) Also pointed out that there was no rule banning boys from wearing uniform dresses, and I was fully prepared to go get them some to wear to school for a while.

Or they could behave in school.

/Thank the FSM, child mental abuse still flies. Never had to act on my threat, although it did get close once or twice.
 
2013-03-29 10:29:33 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: For all you know that kid was Jared Lee Loughner. Settle down.


Just sayin, sometimes a well-deserved smacking around (in front of his peers, no less) is far from the worst thing that could happen to an out-of-control kid.
 
2013-03-29 10:32:33 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I mean she should've been arrested from the standpoint that, if today I was out somewhere and saw a woman repeatedly hitting her kid in the face as hard as she was hitting him in that classroom, I would absolutely call the police.


LowbrowDeluxe: Yeah, no. Hauling off and striking a child repeatedly in anger is still abuse. I'm afraid *you're* still the problem. Good try deflecting, though.


He'll get over it.  On the other hand, the contemporary parental discipline methods (that is to say, none at all) causes more lasting damage.
 
2013-03-29 10:32:49 AM

Brick-House: Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.


So much this!! I vividly remember having by butt smacked with a wooden spoon by the neighbor lady. A bunch of us were playing at her house and we were acting up. We all got the spoon and none of our parents batted an eye when they found out. My Dad thanked her for "setting me straight" and proceeded to take away tv privileges for a week.
 
2013-03-29 10:33:05 AM
This woman is clearly sick in the head. If your first instinct is to just throw blind rage at the first child in your path that you can't even see isn't your kid, you have major psychological issues that need to be addressed a-effing-sap.

Poor kids.
 
2013-03-29 10:33:15 AM
Simple way to get someone else to raise your crotchfruit.
 
2013-03-29 10:41:13 AM

Gergesa: I knew an underwriter with a name like this.  She was always in a bad mood.


Well, underwriters are paid to be pessimists.
 
2013-03-29 10:42:50 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me


I need to know what kind of hat you'll be wearing with that ensemble...
 
2013-03-29 10:43:30 AM

PreMortem: Lurk sober post drunk: i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.

Or had to leave work go pick up her kid. I'm sure that was your first thought after seeing a black woman, but that's too easy right?


yes.  when i heard that Tyshekka was slapping around random kids because she couldn't recognize her own son, i immediately thought "who's gonna negotiate that merger now?!?"
 
2013-03-29 10:44:41 AM
she needs to check her privilege, yo.
 
2013-03-29 10:46:55 AM
those people have a culture of violence
 
2013-03-29 10:47:01 AM
Meh, I'm sure the other kid had it coming anyway.
 
2013-03-29 10:48:10 AM

CheekyMonkey: DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me

I need to know what kind of hat you'll be wearing with that ensemble...


None. I have dreadlocks that reach my lower back. I'll have his mother tie them up into a nice beehive hairdo and I'll stick a few flowers in it. You know, for decoration.
 
2013-03-29 10:48:59 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.


Nobody every truly recovers from an unprotected attack by an ambush predator.  Stealth Mothers are third in severity only to Drop Bears and Toilet Spiders.
 
2013-03-29 10:49:41 AM

Brick-House: Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.


Same here. The one time I did something deserving bad, I got spanked by my neighbors mom, then dragged back to my house by my ear and then spanked by my mom. I then sat there in fear for another 4 hours until my dad got home where I got the wooden spoon spanking from my dad. I then had to work off over the next few weeks to repay my neighbors for what I broke.

That's why to this day my direct interaction with the police was nothing more than the rare speeding ticket.
 
2013-03-29 10:50:08 AM

bgarrett: those people have a culture of violence



Says the race that brought you Dick Cheney and George W. Bush.
 
2013-03-29 10:54:09 AM
'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*
 
2013-03-29 10:54:15 AM

Brick-House: Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.


And where did he "wash" you?
 
2013-03-29 10:56:53 AM

Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*


I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*
 
2013-03-29 10:58:37 AM

Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*


If it was a white parent you'd be first line in to say "Heck yeah! We need more of that good ol' fashioned discipline for these little monsters, take me back to the 50s when men were men and women and kids STFU!"
 
2013-03-29 11:01:31 AM

trappedspirit: Brick-House: Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.

And where did he "wash" you?


He meant father as in dad, parent, pops, the man that brought you into this world and can take you out. Not father as in priest.

/I'll turn this car around RIGHT NOW!
 
2013-03-29 11:03:03 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested. But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.


NO it wasn't, and no she shouldn't have been.

what she did was correct a problem that was not being corrected any other way.  fact is - sometimes you gotta smack a kid.  they generally won't break.  locking your kid in a dungeon with no food is abuse.  beating your child with whips and belts is abuse.  smacking your kid a few times and dragging him out of a situation by the nape of the neck because your child is being a little bastard is good parenting and is sometimes all a kid will actually understand.

www.oddfilms.com

"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor."
 
2013-03-29 11:03:31 AM

Okieboy: and by "these people" I mean Stupid people


Lots of THIS. Where I live there are plenty of white people who give their kids weird badly spelled names that will stop them getting a proper job ever. I mean who spells chelsea, chaelseah? (They support the football club Chelsea) There are endless permutations of kailea, kayleigh, kay-lee, kaileigh, kaylea, kay-leigh, kailee, kai-lea etc etc et farking cetera ad nausium. Don`t get me started on crystal and chantel...

This is not a `black/white` thing this is a `stupid people/the rest of us` thing. For example in this case, the woman was not wrong because she is black, she did not mistake her son for another because she is black, if fact none of the elements of the story can be blamed on the skin colour of the woman.

She is stupid.

That`s the reason we get to hear about her.
 
2013-03-29 11:04:08 AM

vudukungfu: CSB: I was taking a mandatory racial awareness class as part of having volunteered to work with urban youth, and the fierce instructor who kept his sunglasses on the entire class was inviting questions. One student asked about the prevalence of "made up names" and the teacher asked for examples. The entire class began shouting out the silliest but real names they had ever encountered while working with youth in the past. One kid volunteered Aquanetta, saying it came from a hairspray that got yanked because it destroyed the Ozone layer, which is why it isn't used that often anymore as a name. I looked at the kid and said, "Uh, no. sorry. Acquanetta is a Native American actress FROM Ozone. And she was quite famous for her roles as exotic women. She played any role that called for other than white and anyone you know named that was probably named for her".


The teacher then ripped into me, saying the my STORY was all made up, not knowing that while he may have been the room's expert on Black culture in America, I was the room's expert in Red culture in America.

It was the 70s, so I had to go to the library, and photocopy my citation, and mail it to him after finally passing his special class for white kids, that apparently included us red kids passing for white, including me, grandson of black and red grandparents.

I never got an apology from him.

You, dear reader, are fortunate enough to live in a different century, so your citation is here.

Let's make it a better century for race relations going forward.

End CSB:


While I don't take issue with your story, I do question how many people in recent times who chose that name for their children were actually aware of its origin.  Not only that, but while the actress was popular for a time, Aquanet was popular more recently.  Naming your child Acquanetta is sort of like naming your kid Gaylord or Enis: it may have been okay in the past, but it's going to get little save for guffaws and incredulity these days.

While there may be a reason for naming your kids things like Lazanya and Dorcus, there are far more compelling reasons against naming your children those things.  Doing so shows you have a piss-poor ability when it comes to evaluating risk/reward, or common sense in general.

Also, the reason why people call names like Tyshekka "made up" is because people with those names tend to use words and grammar which very much are made up. Words like "din't" and "babydaddy" do not really smack of lexiconic authenticity, and if you use them enough people will assume damn near anything that comes out of your mouth that they haven't heard before is made up, including your name.
 
2013-03-29 11:04:53 AM

labman: How the hell do you not know what your own kid looks like?

Granted, with a mom like this, the kid may be better off if she doesn't know him.


Face blindness, maybe? I have a hard time with certain faces, and one of them is my mother's.

/Clothes and hair help
//As does years of work
 
2013-03-29 11:05:45 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.


Everybody needs a little abuse every now and then. It keeps an ego from getting out of control.

Nobody needs abuse all the time.
 
2013-03-29 11:06:16 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*


I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro
 
2013-03-29 11:06:55 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: *clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*


oh_you.jpg
 
2013-03-29 11:11:21 AM
I knew the race before I even clicked.  I must be psychic.
 
2013-03-29 11:11:33 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*


I had to look and the thing that gets me is the standard, everybody has one, upper arm tribal style black and white tattoo (only one arm) of someone who went to thailand once 5 years ago and now thinks they are a worldly wise travelling bro.

At least it`s not on the left arm. That is the ultimate cliche.
 
2013-03-29 11:15:43 AM
Wonder why the kids can't stay with their daddy / s.

/Doesn't really wonder why.
 
2013-03-29 11:16:51 AM

sprd: I knew the race before I even clicked.  I must be psychic.


Do you mean colour?

I bet you couldn`t name the geographical area her ancestors were from...

I think you meant colour.
 
2013-03-29 11:17:18 AM
Maybe she was so angry at what the kid did that she was tunnel-visioned?  I'm basing my assumption that the kid did something wrong because it seems (based on the article information and inference) that he was brought to the office and she had to come pick him up.  I'm not excusing it, it is still galling that she would do that, but maybe this is at least an explanation (or she could just be an awful, awful person).

/my mom would've smacked me too if she had to take off work to come pick me up from school, and she is mellow as hell.
 
2013-03-29 11:20:31 AM

SN1987a goes boom: Maybe she was so angry at what the kid did that she was tunnel-visioned?  I'm basing my assumption that the kid did something wrong because it seems (based on the article information and inference) that he was brought to the office and she had to come pick him up.  I'm not excusing it, it is still galling that she would do that, but maybe this is at least an explanation (or she could just be an awful, awful person).

/my mom would've smacked me too if she had to take off work to come pick me up from school, and she is mellow as hell.


To be honest my mother also would have smacked me if she had to get me from school. She would have scowled at me in the office, dragged me to the car if I was lucky, all the way home walking if I wasn`t, then explained why I was wrong in a way that would fill you with shame then smack me at home (you don`t wash your dirty laundry in public) I would have been sent to bed to wait for my father...
 
2013-03-29 11:26:45 AM

frepnog: sometimes you gotta smack a kid.


Depends on the kid. Most kids actually don't need more than an occasional yelling at (which can hit them as hard a smack usually - it is the disapproval and anger from the parent figure that hurts if you're doing it right or even average). A few kids may be more tactile oriented, but typically smacking is not required.
 
2013-03-29 11:29:32 AM

Surpheon: frepnog: sometimes you gotta smack a kid.

Depends on the kid. Most kids actually don't need more than an occasional yelling at (which can hit them as hard a smack usually - it is the disapproval and anger from the parent figure that hurts if you're doing it right or even average). A few kids may be more tactile oriented, but typically smacking is not required.


Thanks Dr. Spock. (Not Mister. Not Commander. Not Captain. Not Ambassador.
 
2013-03-29 11:35:08 AM

Surpheon: frepnog: sometimes you gotta smack a kid.

Depends on the kid. Most kids actually don't need more than an occasional yelling at (which can hit them as hard a smack usually - it is the disapproval and anger from the parent figure that hurts if you're doing it right or even average). A few kids may be more tactile oriented, but typically smacking is not required.


child free typing detected
 
2013-03-29 11:37:27 AM

Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro


Oh, its not fair to judge YOU by appearence, huh?

/Point
//Match
 
2013-03-29 11:44:10 AM

bgarrett: those people have a culture of violence


Southerners?
 
2013-03-29 11:44:12 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro

Oh, its not fair to judge YOU by appearence, huh?

/Point
//Match


LOLOLOLimg.ffffound.com
 
2013-03-29 11:53:13 AM

Robyr: I gotta say, it STILL breaks my heart when I see stories from my town on Fark. Good god damn it, SC.


I feel your pain. At least Im on the coast so hooray??
 
2013-03-29 12:04:34 PM
Maybe it wasn't a slap but a high five to the face?
 
2013-03-29 12:31:16 PM

Brick-House: Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.


True.  Funny too, now that I'm all grown up and not subject to discipline any more.
 
2013-03-29 12:41:13 PM

lingua: bgarrett: those people have a culture of violence

Southerners?


idiots.
 
2013-03-29 01:08:36 PM

mama2tnt: After all, I've been naked in rooms full of strangers giving birth


How did you get them all synchronized?
 
2013-03-29 01:10:58 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: PreMortem: Lurk sober post drunk: i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.

Or had to leave work go pick up her kid. I'm sure that was your first thought after seeing a black woman, but that's too easy right?

yes.  when i heard that Tyshekka was slapping around random kids because she couldn't recognize her own son, i immediately thought "who's gonna negotiate that merger now?!?"



Heartiest laugh of the day so far. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
 
2013-03-29 01:21:19 PM
When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong
 
2013-03-29 01:22:54 PM

BigNumber12: Lurk sober post drunk: PreMortem: Lurk sober post drunk: i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.

Or had to leave work go pick up her kid. I'm sure that was your first thought after seeing a black woman, but that's too easy right?

yes.  when i heard that Tyshekka was slapping around random kids because she couldn't recognize her own son, i immediately thought "who's gonna negotiate that merger now?!?"


Heartiest laugh of the day so far. I'm not sure how I feel about that.


This.
 
2013-03-29 01:41:55 PM

frepnog: Surpheon: frepnog: sometimes you gotta smack a kid.

Depends on the kid. Most kids actually don't need more than an occasional yelling at (which can hit them as hard a smack usually - it is the disapproval and anger from the parent figure that hurts if you're doing it right or even average). A few kids may be more tactile oriented, but typically smacking is not required.

child free typing detected


Three kids actually. Home from school for Good Friday at the moment. None of them have needed smacking yet, but I would give it a try if other methods didn't work.
 
2013-03-29 02:01:37 PM

Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro


And the woman in TFA only has brown skin because she has normal form of the gene SLC24A5.

\you're still a racist imbecile
 
2013-03-29 02:02:08 PM
Kinda csb(?): Back in the mid-70s, my then 7 y.o. sister & her friend were at her friend's house jumping on the bed. Her friend's bi-polar, dick of a dad came home from having a shiatty day and screamed at both girls, then slapped them. My Dad went over to the house, told the guy not to do that EVER again, and the guy totally bushed out.

I remember my Dad saying there are 2 really basic rules for non-family to follow: 1. Don't touch me; 2. Don't touch my kids.

/Dad starts chemo & radiation today
//17 weeks but prognosis is excellent
/// slashedy slashedy slash
 
2013-03-29 02:38:59 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro

Oh, its not fair to judge YOU by appearence, huh?

/Point
//Match


Who was judging by appearance? I judged by action.

Also, I've never been to Thailand and the only worldly wisdom I've gained is reading stories like this every day. But if it makes you feel any better, my primary clue as to the ethnicity of the assailant was she intended to punish her wayward child. Not spit fire and brimstone at the staff and faculty for defaming her little snowflake.
 
2013-03-29 02:59:06 PM

Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: DROxINxTHExWIND: Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*

I wonder if this was posted by a Skinhead.

*clicks profile*

*Shakes head knowingly*

I only cut my hair short otherwise I end up with a huge ginger afro

Oh, its not fair to judge YOU by appearence, huh?

/Point
//Match

Who was judging by appearance? I judged by action.

Also, I've never been to Thailand and the only worldly wisdom I've gained is reading stories like this every day. But if it makes you feel any better, my primary clue as to the ethnicity of the assailant was she intended to punish her wayward child. Not spit fire and brimstone at the staff and faculty for defaming her little snowflake.


I haven't seen back-sliding like that since Michael Jackson did the Moonwalk on that "Motown 25" special in '84. You were trying to be funny and you thought there would be others here who could appreciate lowbrow, racist humor so you went for it. The reaction was far less gratifying than you anticipated it would be so now you want to walk it back. Here's an idea. If you don;'t care what race a person is then stop trying to guess it. IMHO, your attempt to justify the comment is both weak and just as idiotic as the original statement. You're still pre-judging a person based on what you percieve she will do because of the color of her skin. That is moronic, even when you try to do it complimentary.
 
2013-03-29 03:08:18 PM

sprd: I knew the race before I even clicked.  I must be

psychic racist .

FTFY
 
2013-03-29 03:20:12 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name.


Geez ... way to mock those named Nananabooboo.
 
2013-03-29 03:24:45 PM
I actually applaud this lady for trying to slap some sense into her trouble-making son.  But FFS, slap the right kid!
/To be fair to the mother, all people who annoy you look alike.
 
2013-03-29 03:27:32 PM

MorePeasPlease: DROxINxTHExWIND: There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name.

Geez ... way to mock those named Nananabooboo.


it means princess in swahili
 
2013-03-29 03:27:50 PM

Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'

*clicks link*

*adopts smug-but-tainted-with-sadness expression*


hot damn, its not every day you get to favorite someone as "racist skinhead."
 
2013-03-29 03:40:34 PM
Obviously her mom was drunk when she named her.
 
2013-03-29 04:05:58 PM

WiredMann: Obviously her mom was drunk when she named her.


Careful, knee-jerk comments like that will get you labelled as a racist woman-hater, or something.
 
2013-03-29 04:27:44 PM
I like her name.  I think it's pretty.
 
2013-03-29 04:59:21 PM

Brick-House: Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.


Well that is why we hated our parents and moved the fark away, far, far, away. Oh, it is also why we never, ever let them see their grandkids, hell they didn't even know they had grandkids until the youngest was 8.
 
2013-03-29 05:05:09 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: MorePeasPlease: DROxINxTHExWIND: There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name.

Geez ... way to mock those named Nananabooboo.

it means princess in swahili


cache.jezebel.com

forums.mtbr.com
 
2013-03-29 06:07:06 PM

Stantz: 'I wonder if she's black?'


I don't think there was much wondering happening at all.
 
2013-03-29 07:09:44 PM

GoldSpider: Well I use Mac/Linux...:   Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.

So she corrected the bad behavior without undue, long-term harm to the little shiat, and you think she should have been arrested?


These threads always reveal the age group of the posters.
As I see it, the kid was disrespecting his teacher, lying to and manipulating his mother, inconveniencing many people and shaming his mother with his behaviour. That ass wupp turned it around and straightened him out. Not abuse.
If his parents did this to him frequently just for drunken kicks that would be abuse.
 
2013-03-29 09:41:40 PM
Tyshekka is just a strong black woman who don't need to know what her kids look like.
 
2013-03-29 09:51:54 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [s24.postimg.org image 720x480]


not exactly sure why, but that looks unnecessarily creepy
 
2013-03-29 10:05:45 PM
Society is to blame.
 
2013-03-29 11:21:49 PM
One good beating is all it takes for a child.  I got it with a ping pong paddle and my brother got it with a hockey stick blade.   Once you get frustrated with dealing with your kid you've already lost the fight.   never give in unless you're 100% convinced you were wrong and if you were admit it.
 
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