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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)   Mother of the year candidate walks into her child's middle school and slaps her son in the face. Wait. She slapped someone else's sick child who she thought was her son since she didn't know what her son looked like   (wbtw.com) divider line 130
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2013-03-29 07:05:15 AM
How the hell do you not know what your own kid looks like?

Granted, with a mom like this, the kid may be better off if she doesn't know him.
 
2013-03-29 08:14:34 AM

labman: How the hell do you not know what your own kid looks like?


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Maybe she thinks they all look alike.

Wait, let me rephrase that.
 
2013-03-29 08:39:28 AM
Sounds like she was angry.
 
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2013-03-29 08:46:56 AM
Maybe she has too many to keep up with?
 
2013-03-29 09:08:48 AM
Get it together, Tyshekka
 
2013-03-29 09:12:14 AM
Proving once again that stupid names cause teh cray cray....
 
2013-03-29 09:12:28 AM
I'm not saying drugs, but drugs
 
2013-03-29 09:13:00 AM
Subby may have been slapped in the face on the day apostrophes were discussed.
 
2013-03-29 09:13:15 AM

SpdrJay: Proving once again that stupid names cause teh cray cray....


If your parents were stupid enough to give you a stupid name, you are likely to be stupid as well.
 
2013-03-29 09:14:01 AM
Dawkins says once Collier realized her mistake, she apologized, then walked over to her son and knocked him to the ground

this is my favorite part of the story
 
2013-03-29 09:14:21 AM
Well, you know, they all do look alike.

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2013-03-29 09:17:57 AM
Tyshekka???  Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names?  I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

nesieka
srpsheka
wertyka
asdfghka
qwertyka
etc...ka
 
2013-03-29 09:19:01 AM
I hate that "these people" breed so much
 
2013-03-29 09:19:35 AM
"What? I didn't do nothing!"

"Another shock of mysterious, inexorable, official justice."
 
2013-03-29 09:19:55 AM
I miss the good old-fashioned names, like Cadillac Clitoris Johnson.
 
2013-03-29 09:20:20 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm not saying drugs, but drugs


I was going to say, whatever it's on, it's a helluva drug.

\And yes, there should be a ban on stupid names
 
2013-03-29 09:20:43 AM
So your kid gets suspended from school and you go in and up the ante and get yourself arrested and the one kid plus your other two crotchfruit now get to spend time in protective custody? Dang Tyshekka, get it together!
 
2013-03-29 09:21:26 AM
the kid she slapped probably needed slapping anyway... hell, show me a middle school kid that doesn't need slappin.

I wonder if her "actual" kid ever got slapped?
 
2013-03-29 09:22:46 AM

FriarReb98: MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm not saying drugs, but drugs

I was going to say, whatever it's on, it's a helluva drug.

\And yes, there should be a ban on stupid names


It wouldn't shock me the least if after slapping the kid, then apologizing and walking over to knock her son down she screamed "I'm Tyshekka Collier  biatch!"
 
2013-03-29 09:24:08 AM
Hell, back in the stone ages when I was growing up, if you did something wrong and a neighbor saw you, they would slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your mother who would proceed to slap the shiat out of you. Then they would tell your father... Wash Rinse Repeat.
 
2013-03-29 09:26:39 AM

Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.


I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."
 
2013-03-29 09:29:03 AM

Brick-House: the kid she slapped probably needed slapping anyway... hell, show me a middle school kid that doesn't need slappin.

I wonder if her "actual" kid ever got slapped?


Chances are good that the kid that got slapped had done something in the past that he was slapped for.

Lurk sober post drunk: Dawkins says once Collier realized her mistake, she apologized, then walked over to her son and knocked him to the ground

this is my favorite part of the story


Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.
 
2013-03-29 09:30:03 AM
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2013-03-29 09:30:17 AM
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2013-03-29 09:31:17 AM
I am most certain "Tyshekka" means princess in Apricam.
 
2013-03-29 09:32:31 AM

AbbeySomeone: Brick-House: the kid she slapped probably needed slapping anyway... hell, show me a middle school kid that doesn't need slappin.

I wonder if her "actual" kid ever got slapped?

Chances are good that the kid that got slapped had done something in the past that he wasn't slapped for.

Lurk sober post drunk: Dawkins says once Collier realized her mistake, she apologized, then walked over to her son and knocked him to the ground

this is my favorite part of the story

Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.


fixed
 
2013-03-29 09:33:31 AM

Rodeodoc: Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."


Oh, sorry, I was beaten to it.
 
2013-03-29 09:33:50 AM
Maybe when she gets released the other kid's mom will slap her and end up in jail too.  CIrcle of life.
 
2013-03-29 09:35:20 AM
and by "these people" I mean Stupid people
 
2013-03-29 09:35:26 AM
Hold on folks, I just realized that this woman is a Star Wars character, likely a Wookiee hybrid, and is naturally bad-tempered.

So stop picking on her name and for God's sake let her beat you at monster chess!
 
2013-03-29 09:35:54 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


No idea why, but that damn near floored me.
 
2013-03-29 09:36:54 AM
AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me
 
2013-03-29 09:37:41 AM

Okieboy: and by "these people" I mean Stupid people


It was too obvious to get a bite anyway.
 
2013-03-29 09:38:57 AM
My stepfather was really big on me wearing my bike helmet as a kid. One day he drove over to the super market while I was out on my bike, and saw me, having rode up and parked my bike with my helmet hanging off the handle bar. He walked up behind me, slapped his hand down on my shoulder, spun me around, and looked into the face of a stranger.

I think this happens more often than people think.
 
2013-03-29 09:40:04 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me


Just make sure your handbag and shoes match. You don't want to appear tacky.
 
2013-03-29 09:41:29 AM

Rodeodoc: Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."


There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name. Smh. Your second grade-level thinking says much more about you than it does about these women of color.
 
2013-03-29 09:42:24 AM
How attractive and successful of her.
 
2013-03-29 09:43:33 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


You win so hard.
 
2013-03-29 09:43:59 AM

AbbeySomeone: DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me

Just make sure your handbag and shoes match. You don't want to appear tacky.


For the last time, its a European Carry-all. It's not a purse.
 
2013-03-29 09:44:23 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Rodeodoc: Brick-House: Tyshekka??? Have you ever wondered how some people come up with names? I think they just randomly type a bunch of letters together and then throw a KA at the end.

I have sometimes asked (axded) that question of women of color.  "That's an interesting name.  Where did you get that from?"  The most common answer is that it means some stupid thing in "African".  Princess, was one I remember.  Sorry, Princess.  What it really means is "My momma cain't spell none."

There are actually people on this planet...adults...who still say na-na-na-boo-boo when they hear a person with a "funny" name. Smh. Your second grade-level thinking says much more about you than it does about these women of color.


I agree with Jermajesty.
 
2013-03-29 09:44:48 AM
I gotta say, it STILL breaks my heart when I see stories from my town on Fark. Good god damn it, SC.
 
2013-03-29 09:45:12 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: AbbeySomeone:
Yet people accuse some parents of not handing out enough discipline, at least she was trying.

THIS. She was obviously pissed that the kid got suspended and she was coming down there to hand out some whoop-ass. I told my son if I ever get called into the office during the school day because he was acting an ass I'm coming wearing a fur coat, swimming trunks and dress shoes.

/He knows better than to try me


If I was ever called to the office, my father threatened to either come in blazing mad at me or come in to the office in such a ridiculous manner that I would still be embarrassed from it well into my adulthood. It didn't help that he was either in the local police force, or still had buddies in the force once he retired, and thus had AMPLE ways of embarrassing me in front of the school.

/Was never called to the office once for k-12 years
//Whenever I have kids, they will be told the same thing.
 
2013-03-29 09:45:20 AM
CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.
 
2013-03-29 09:47:33 AM
i can understand why she was so upset.  the state babysits her kids during the day; that's mama's drinking time.
 
2013-03-29 09:53:39 AM
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Momma Bear, your son's not a baby anymore. You should stop spanking him in the face.
 
2013-03-29 09:56:04 AM
Mom's middle name is Tyeast, so in all fairness, she was probably already itching for a fight.
 
2013-03-29 09:56:56 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: CSB time...

In high school there was this one kid in my bio class that was always acting up.  He would talk back to the teacher, throw stuff, etc.  Apparently our teacher had made numerous calls to the kid's mother, who refused to believe that her little boy could be doing any of these things, since he was a model little angel.  One day, unbeknownst to the whole class, the teacher invited the boy's mom into the class and had her hide in the storage closet at the front of the room.  Class started, and the teacher began teaching like normal.  Sure enough, the kid started his usual bullshiat.  I don't remember what he said exactly that was the final straw, but his mom came flying out of the closet and began smacking the ever loving shiat out of him.  I will never forget the look on his face when she first emerged from the closet.  For a brief moment, It looked like he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming.  I think a unicorn could have come out of that closet and he would have been less shocked.  After smacking him 5 or 6 times, she eventually grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him out of class.  Looking back at it now, it was absolutely child abuse, and she should have been arrested.  But nobody reported it.  Maybe it was because everyone hated that little asshole.  When he did come back to class the next week, he was a model farking student.  I mean he sat there with his hands folded on top of his desk and everything.


I approve of her tactics
 
2013-03-29 09:57:45 AM
CSB: I was taking a mandatory racial awareness class as part of having volunteered to work with urban youth, and the fierce instructor who kept his sunglasses on the entire class was inviting questions. One student asked about the prevalence of "made up names" and the teacher asked for examples. The entire class began shouting out the silliest but real names they had ever encountered while working with youth in the past. One kid volunteered Aquanetta, saying it came from a hairspray that got yanked because it destroyed the Ozone layer, which is why it isn't used that often anymore as a name. I looked at the kid and said, "Uh, no. sorry. Acquanetta is a Native American actress FROM Ozone. And she was quite famous for her roles as exotic women. She played any role that called for other than white and anyone you know named that was probably named for her".


The teacher then ripped into me, saying the my STORY was all made up, not knowing that while he may have been the room's expert on Black culture in America, I was the room's expert in Red culture in America.

It was the 70s, so I had to go to the library, and photocopy my citation, and mail it to him after finally passing his special class for white kids, that apparently included us red kids passing for white, including me, grandson of black and red grandparents.

I never got an apology from him.

You, dear reader, are fortunate enough to live in a different century, so your citation is here.

Let's make it a better century for race relations going forward.

End CSB:
 
2013-03-29 10:03:49 AM
This is why school children need to be armed.
 
2013-03-29 10:05:43 AM
I knew an underwriter with a name like this.  She was always in a bad mood.
 
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