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(Daily Mail)   It's been 6 years, so let's check in with Alec Baldwin's spoiled, whiny brat to see how she's now doing. Yikes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-03-29 08:42:20 AM
What were the chances the child of two of the hottest people of their era would be attractive? I'm shocked.
 
2013-03-29 08:44:34 AM
Did she get the mom's looks and the dad's crazy.
 
2013-03-29 08:45:16 AM
Title should have read - Caution: Attention Whoring Ahead
 
2013-03-29 08:50:35 AM

PsyLord: Did she get the mom's looks and the dad's crazy.


Mommy is a few notches above Daddy on the crazy scale
 
2013-03-29 08:51:52 AM
>At just 17 years old, Ireland's poses might be considered by some as slightly questionable

...and so here's a picture of one of those poses. And a pop-up ad for what she's wearing so you can have some too. And another picture. And a picture of her on a bed, with another pop-up to buy that t-shirt. And another picture. And one where we explain that she was just working out, so imagine the sweaty body of this 17 year-old...

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

"And the Scout leader took pictures of the underage boys. Here's one. Here's another, the sick bastard..."
 
2013-03-29 08:57:12 AM

rocinante721: PsyLord: Did she get the mom's looks and the dad's crazy.

Mommy is a few notches above Daddy on the crazy scale


She's been out of the news compared to the dad.  But now that you mentioned it, I do remember some of her cray cray.
 
2013-03-29 09:00:16 AM

rocinante721: PsyLord: Did she get the mom's looks and the dad's crazy.

Mommy is a few notches above Daddy on the crazy scale


Hopefully it works like Pacman, their resulting crazy levels added together and put it over the 99 level to reset at 1
 
2013-03-29 09:01:08 AM
I think she needs to put down the Cheerios and down a few cheezburgers and a stuffed crust pizza to get some meat on dem bones.
 
Skr
2013-03-29 09:01:16 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it, doomed
 
2013-03-29 09:06:34 AM
Didn't he call her a pigin his voicemail tirade? A daughter with a body like that could really wreck a Dad's nerves, Young Justice!
 
2013-03-29 09:11:50 AM
I think I'll have a seat right over there.
 
2013-03-29 09:35:40 AM

Skr: all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt


Yikes, indeed. She was not even born when that CD came out. I was in college. It's now "classic alternative".

/What's a CD?
//What's "alternative"?
///off my lawn, motherfarkers
 
2013-03-29 09:35:42 AM

Jackpot777: >At just 17 years old, Ireland's poses might be considered by some as slightly questionable

...and so here's a picture of one of those poses. And a pop-up ad for what she's wearing so you can have some too. And another picture. And a picture of her on a bed, with another pop-up to buy that t-shirt. And another picture. And one where we explain that she was just working out, so imagine the sweaty body of this 17 year-old...



"And the Scout leader took pictures of the underage boys. Here's one. Here's another, the sick bastard..."


Its not news. Its the daily mail
 
2013-03-29 09:36:24 AM
Sammich, STAT!
 
2013-03-29 09:47:09 AM
The one of her finishing off the Cheerios? Yikes.
 
2013-03-29 09:56:26 AM
She's gonna do so good in porn...
 
2013-03-29 09:58:51 AM
She's tall and skinny with a gorgeous face. She should be modeling in runway shows and in high-gloss print campaigns.
 
2013-03-29 10:02:46 AM

H31N0US: Skr: all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt

Yikes, indeed. She was not even born when that CD came out. I was in college. It's now "classic alternative".

/What's a CD?
//What's "alternative"?
///off my lawn, motherfarkers


She's such a rebel.

/I think a Ministry Filth Pig shirt would be more appropriate
 
2013-03-29 10:05:10 AM
that was 6 years ago?  my heavy drinking has turned me into some sort of time traveler.
i woulda said 2 years ago, maybe.  but probably last year.
 
2013-03-29 10:08:46 AM
She looks like a skinny Barbie and has freakishly long fingers behind her ugly fake nails.
 
2013-03-29 10:52:29 AM
Ireland? Erin go bragh-less.
 
2013-03-29 10:54:52 AM
In that first bikini pic she looks 12! No thanks.
 
2013-03-29 10:54:56 AM

The One True TheDavid: She looks like a skinny Barbie and has freakishly long fingers behind her ugly fake nails.


That's hardly a deal breaker, dude....
 
2013-03-29 10:57:46 AM
/CSB

My landlord's name is "Alec Baldwin."  Before I moved in, I was so hoping that it was the actor because, seriously, how cool would that be?  I tried not to show my disappointment when I met the guy in person and he wasn't the actor, but I think he knew anyway.
 
2013-03-29 10:59:07 AM

unfarkingbelievable: She's tall and skinny with a  gorgeous  so-so butterface. She should be modeling in runway shows and in high-gloss print campaigns because of who are parents not because of any natural talent.


ftfy.
 
2013-03-29 11:05:19 AM
Oh god.  Is the cover of Siamese Dream printed on a tank top what passes for a retro band shirt these days?  I am getting so farking old.
 
2013-03-29 11:06:32 AM
Seventeen-year-olds are terrible in bed.
Terrible.
 
2013-03-29 11:14:33 AM
She should star in a "children of famous people" lesbian vid with Ava Sambora.  Once they're both 18, of course.
 
2013-03-29 11:29:01 AM
How old?
 
2013-03-29 11:30:56 AM

elvindeath: She should star in a "children of famous people" lesbian vid with Ava Sambora.  Once they're both 18, of course.


of course
 
2013-03-29 11:34:56 AM
She had a 50/50 chance of being crazy hot - so she needs a break. Sorry...
 
2013-03-29 11:41:10 AM
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2013-03-29 11:47:02 AM

Skr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 315x475]
all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it, doomed


ZOMG PUMPKINS!


Sorry, SP is probably my favorite band ever.


Sadly I have to go with the assumption she actually has no idea who they are, aside from "some old band that the geek kids liked about 20 years ago", and "since geek stuff is cool now, this shirt makes me totally awesome".
 
2013-03-29 11:49:25 AM

Skr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 315x475]
all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it, doomed


Also should point out its Siamese Dream, while a good album, the most commonly known one as well.

If she owns a copy of Peel Sessions, I might be mildly impressed.
 
2013-03-29 12:01:42 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

"I'll show you, I'm gonna dance naked to Motley Crew records, I 'm gonna change my name to Cinnabuns and wear clear heels"
 
2013-03-29 12:21:58 PM
No matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her s#*t.
 
2013-03-29 12:22:59 PM

bulok: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 142x196]

"I'll show you, I'm gonna dance naked to Motley Crew records, I 'm gonna change my name to Cinnabuns and wear clear heels"


Really?
 
2013-03-29 12:27:43 PM
She's got the gap. The gap is good.
 
2013-03-29 01:50:26 PM
Skinny blondes are ubiquitous. And I'm not going to give a specific opinion about a kid who is only 17 years old.

If she's pretty and skinny when she's 35, then we can talk about how remarkable she is. Right now, she's just enjoying the benefits of youth and good genes.
 
2013-03-29 01:53:05 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Skr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 315x475]
all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it, doomed

Also should point out its Siamese Dream, while a good album, the most commonly known one as well.

If she owns a copy of Peel Sessions, I might be mildly impressed.


Really? I would go with Mellon Collie. I know a lot more people who had that album than Siamese dream.
 
2013-03-29 02:17:51 PM

Tellingthem: Sultan Of Herf: Skr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 315x475]
all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it, doomed

Also should point out its Siamese Dream, while a good album, the most commonly known one as well.

If she owns a copy of Peel Sessions, I might be mildly impressed.

Really? I would go with Mellon Collie. I know a lot more people who had that album than Siamese dream.


Be that as it may, Siamese Dream is certainly The Established Pumpkins Classic.

/likes Gish
 
2013-03-29 02:19:30 PM

Tellingthem: Sultan Of Herf: Skr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 315x475]
all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it, doomed

Also should point out its Siamese Dream, while a good album, the most commonly known one as well.

If she owns a copy of Peel Sessions, I might be mildly impressed.

Really? I would go with Mellon Collie. I know a lot more people who had that album than Siamese dream.


In my day (Siamese came out while I was in high school) everyone had Siamese, as it was the current album. Some went back and got Gish. Very few in my group held out as fans long enough for Mellon Collie to come out. Im probably the only one in my group who bought Pisces Iscariot.
 
2013-03-29 02:41:54 PM
Jesus, 42 posts and no one has put up any Winger yet?

She's only 17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ
 
2013-03-29 02:53:28 PM
There's really no excuse for not being attractive when you're young and wealthy.  If you happen to be young, wealthy, and not attractive, then you might be an Osborne.
 
2013-03-29 04:01:01 PM

Dee Snarl: Tellingthem: Sultan Of Herf: Skr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 315x475]
all is forgiven, even parentage, with that shirt

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it, doomed

Also should point out its Siamese Dream, while a good album, the most commonly known one as well.

If she owns a copy of Peel Sessions, I might be mildly impressed.

Really? I would go with Mellon Collie. I know a lot more people who had that album than Siamese dream.

Be that as it may, Siamese Dream is certainly The Established Pumpkins Classic.

/likes Gish


Gish FTW!  (and the hot bass player even sings!)
 
2013-03-29 04:30:00 PM
She poked my eye out with her knees in the first pic
 
2013-03-29 05:11:34 PM
I find it hilarious that people are surprised when rich teens grow up into fit, standard beauties.

I mean, if I didn't have to work, study, care for siblings, do yard work, plus had a bottomless bank account for trainers, spa sessions, makeup and surgery, then I'd probably look like her, too.

/not specifically me, but pretty much any ordinary individual
//tbh, I'm not jealous of her looks. Money, yes...
 
2013-03-29 05:12:00 PM

Sultan Of Herf: In my day (Siamese came out while I was in high school) everyone had Siamese, as it was the current album. Some went back and got Gish. Very few in my group held out as fans long enough for Mellon Collie to come out. Im probably the only one in my group who bought Pisces Iscariot.


I was in college for Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie. As a fan, I made it to Adore, which had some good songs like "Behold! The Night Mare", but I didn't get anything after that.
 
2013-03-29 06:24:04 PM

greenbowlpacker: Title should have read - Caution: Attention Whoring Ahead


She doesnt look like a spoiled brat at all...
 
2013-03-29 08:00:42 PM

Mad_Radhu: Sultan Of Herf: In my day (Siamese came out while I was in high school) everyone had Siamese, as it was the current album. Some went back and got Gish. Very few in my group held out as fans long enough for Mellon Collie to come out. Im probably the only one in my group who bought Pisces Iscariot.

I was in college for Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie. As a fan, I made it to Adore, which had some good songs like "Behold! The Night Mare", but I didn't get anything after that.


You should. All their albums are awesome. Zeitgeist is criminally overlooked. I know it's cool on here to hate on Billy, but his music just flat out works for me. If you liked his earlier stuff, I see no reason why you wouldn't like the more recent stuff.
 
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