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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Movement and heavy activity reported at North Korean missile sites. Shiat just got real   (smh.com.au) divider line 70
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2013-03-29 06:46:26 AM
13 votes:
I'm a little despot, short and stout / Here are my missiles, here is my pout / When I want attention, hear me shout / I make the whole world live in doubt
2013-03-29 05:02:36 AM
8 votes:
This is all a ploy to get Dennis Rodman to return to Best Korea.
2013-03-29 07:08:23 AM
7 votes:
We should carpet bomb the country with iPhones and S4s.  Establish strong signals all around the borders, flood the country with wifi.  Then broadcast a bunch of cooking shows.
2013-03-29 07:22:06 AM
5 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-03-29 06:44:36 AM
5 votes:

robohobo: BigBooper: Ishidan: small and agile guided missile destroyers are all the rage these days.

bah. They are just the screen for the TRUE bad asses of the ocean.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 320x209]
Just one can level a small nation. We have ten.

Only ten? That seems...not enough.


i.usatoday.net
But one of them comes with MegaCheney, so it's all good.
2013-03-29 08:38:16 AM
4 votes:
If your nuke has a pull-start, you might be North Korean.
2013-03-29 07:08:27 AM
4 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: Earlier, the United States warned the danger from North Korea was rising and that Washington was ready for "any eventuality" after flying two nuclear-capable B-2 stealth bombers over ally South Korea.
The US defied North Korean threats of retribution and took the rare step of announcing that the state-of-the-art jets flew from the US for the exercises.

Pyongyang pilates.


My cuz. Good guy. A little reclusive.
2013-03-29 06:38:20 AM
4 votes:
You people are hilarious.

/boo
2013-03-29 05:59:18 AM
4 votes:

ambassador_ahab: NephilimNexus: Interesting to see what the US does when a country actually does have WMDs.

Depends on if they are middle-eastern or east-asian.  East-asian = not a damn thing.


trialx.com

"North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from."

"And you don't fark with that kind of evil."
2013-03-29 05:19:29 AM
4 votes:
It is precisely because Obama is not taken seriously as a national leader that Lonely Jr. is pulling this BS.
2013-03-29 09:31:52 AM
3 votes:
Currently in South Korea...
dogfort.wdfiles.com

dawghousedogdaycare.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-29 08:43:12 AM
3 votes:

midigod: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: if they actually start a shooting war it won't last two days.

I don't know.  Six days, maybe six weeks.  I think not six months.


We'll be greeted as liberators.
2013-03-29 08:35:57 AM
3 votes:
"Miss me yet?"

www.discovery.org
2013-03-29 06:12:54 AM
3 votes:

Mixolydian Master: They have one of the world's largest deposits of rare earth metals. You know; the stuff that makes your smartphone and iPad actually exist. I can't believe we still aren't giving them some hard earned

freedom yet.

Hippies are going to have a hard time with protest signs for that. "NO BLOOD FOR YTTERBIUM", "YOUR WAR SMELLS LIKE DYSPROSIUM", AND "I WILL NOT TRADE MY SON'S BLOOD FOR LUTETIUM" just don't have the same ring to them.
Skr
2013-03-29 04:56:14 AM
3 votes:
Movement eh?


"Okay missiles are coming out " @HansBrix
2013-03-29 12:26:02 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-29 10:42:56 AM
2 votes:

Cer10Death: I say bring on the Nuclear Holocaust. Our best years are behind us in the US. We might as well take the rest of the World with us. Our current president is destroying this country from within. Let's just finish the job. I'm ready to go. Check please.


I'm sick and farking tired of people like you. You don't even know what you're saying or the evil you're perpetrating for the generations to follow. It is thanks to assholes like you that we are where we are in our dialogue today.

For the LAST FARKING TIME, it's CHEQUE, not CHECK.
2013-03-29 10:18:31 AM
2 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: You folks in LA, DC and Austin, Texas need to hunker down...

Wait, whut?


Goddammit.  I told them NOT to rescind his SXSW badge this year.

/he got a special badge
//prutonium -- even better than the gold and platinum badges
2013-03-29 09:25:29 AM
2 votes:

WhyteRaven74: img.gawkerassets.com


He's going to attack us with a Mellotron?

\confusion will be someone's epitaph
2013-03-29 09:21:26 AM
2 votes:

Don't know how many times I have to say this, but...

THE SOUTH IS GONNA RISE AGAIN!!!

www.worldatlas.com
2013-03-29 06:08:35 AM
2 votes:
Okay, two things. Firstly, it seems every thread about North Korea has the headline that ends with "shiat just got real", so I'm going to go ahead and assume it hasn't got real. I just hope that in 10 years time after war people don't look back through the Farkives like we did for the start of the Iraq war and laugh at those who got it terribly wrong.

Secondly, and most importantly, the Samsung Galaxy S4 is made in China right? So this won't affect that? Priorities, people!
2013-03-29 06:06:44 AM
2 votes:
No economy; no infrastructure; crumbling cities; a malnourished, brainwashed populace that's 50 years behind the rest of the world and lacks the wherewithal to survive without their political and military overlords, to say nothing of the education and survival skills needed for a 21st century global economy.... Glassing the place would almost be doing them a favor.

Oh, and I was talking about North Korea, not us.
2013-03-29 05:25:46 AM
2 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com

Anyone know if we have any airworthy F-4s? They seem of the right vintage for this sort of threat.
2013-03-29 04:48:34 AM
2 votes:
Lil Kim so cray cray.
2013-03-29 03:54:02 AM
2 votes:
This is a very serious escalation - Obama will find himself in a tricky situation: either take pre-emptive action based on a possibility that NK could have something which could damage US forces; or sit it out and deal with the consequences if it turned out he should have done something. Either way, a large (and different for each scenario) section of the public will have their own thoughts - no doubt.

Personally, I think Kim is hankering for a nukering.
2013-03-29 02:18:34 PM
1 votes:
It's about time someone did something about taking down a nuclear-armed rogue nation with a horrible human rights record that steals from it's increasingly-impoverished citizens to feed a few fat bastards at the top.

Someone should also do something about North Korea.
2013-03-29 12:16:59 PM
1 votes:
2013-03-29 12:16:51 PM
1 votes:

Cer10Death: ransack.: Cer10Death: starsrift: Cer10Death: I say bring on the Nuclear Holocaust. Our best years are behind us in the US. We might as well take the rest of the World with us. Our current president is destroying this country from within. Let's just finish the job. I'm ready to go. Check please.

I'm sick and farking tired of people like you. You don't even know what you're saying or the evil you're perpetrating for the generations to follow. It is thanks to assholes like you that we are where we are in our dialogue today.

For the LAST FARKING TIME, it's CHEQUE, not CHECK.

I'm glad your sick of people like me. I'm sick of people like you who think the world is a rosy place and we should all grab each others hand and sing "We Are the World". We are NOT the world and it's flaming bullshiat to think otherwise.

I do know exactly what I'm saying and why I feel this way. This World isn't worth saving. The banks are in a state of financial collapse. We are living the sins of our forefathers. They have depleted all of our natural resources, they are eroding every shred of freedom we have left, they are taxing us beyond our ability to pay our bills, they've corrupted any modicum of government with any integrity. Our votes are meaningless. Our governments don't care about what our needs our. They only care about their self-perpetuating bullshiat.

What's left? To sit here and become indentured servants to the governments around the World?  We have food and water shortages worldwide, the governments don't care. We are working for corrupt governments that plunder our hard earned wealth and then expect us to sit idly by only to have our wealth redistributed to people who refuse to pull their fair share and make it better for all of us. We have the wealthy getting wealthier across the globe.

Our "leaders" refuse to learn from errors of the past. We keep repeating the same mistakes including nuclear proliferation. I say use them. Just use them and get it the fark over with. I'm tired of ...

How's this: fark you. "Learn to grammar"? And you talk about my post???


blog.chron.com
I meant to do that!
2013-03-29 11:59:39 AM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com

North Korean foreign relations
2013-03-29 11:36:45 AM
1 votes:

hiiamchris: two words. GLASS. PARKING. LOT.


Public school education?
2013-03-29 11:22:38 AM
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-03-29 09:58:34 AM
1 votes:

MNguy: Voiceofreason01: MNguy: Voiceofreason01: This About That:
326,000 American casualties of the Korean War agree.

The US deployed a little over 300,000 troops total during the Korean War. They had around 35,000 casualties.

/Korean Casualties were MUCH worse

And the US lost, so what do you want,  congrats?

Korea was a tie, we lost Vietnam

/did you even read the post I was responding to?

How was Korea a tie and Vietnam a loss?  Both of them got split.


Ahh yes, that's why there are the separate countries of north vietnam and south vietnam.
2013-03-29 09:44:48 AM
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: Feel_the_velvet: Movement and heavy activity reported at North Korean missile sites. Shiat just got real

I'm starting to worry that the war hasn't even started and we're already running dangerously low on cliches to append to North Korea/WW3 headlines.

Shiat has already gotten real at least 5 times already.

How much realer can shiat get? We can only wait and see.


i.imgur.com
2013-03-29 09:05:39 AM
1 votes:
Oh no, not personnel and vehicle movement.  Call me when one of their missiles crashes into the Sea of Japan again.
2013-03-29 09:02:27 AM
1 votes:
If they want to attack, the ones in the back need to start walking towards the border now, because it will take them weeks to reach it on foot.
2013-03-29 09:01:14 AM
1 votes:
Well, at least one night, we'll be able to see North Korea in the dark.
2013-03-29 08:34:47 AM
1 votes:
Is Best Korea about to be featured on "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong?"
2013-03-29 08:10:03 AM
1 votes:
Korea
Vietnam  "Never get involved in a land war in Asia"
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iraq 2.0 "Make Daddy Proud"

Korea "Ah geez not this shiat again"
2013-03-29 08:08:12 AM
1 votes:
Bomb Austin, TX?  Is Kim Jong Un an Aggie fan?
2013-03-29 07:46:28 AM
1 votes:
kim is obviously a troll.  if he wasn't trolling he deserves the nuclear wasteland of our planet's future
2013-03-29 07:44:56 AM
1 votes:

BigBooper: The beautiful part about the peninsula is that we get to leave the nation building to the south. If the North starts some shiat, we kick ass and go home. Let the South Koreans deal with the nation building crap.


I'm tired of this Team America sh*t, but we're just dicking around at this point and just need to end it. The hookers won't be happy but they'll get over it eventually
2013-03-29 07:37:10 AM
1 votes:
Fabulous!


 i6.photobucket.com
2013-03-29 07:34:23 AM
1 votes:
Everyone within 300 feet of these silos need to RUNNNNN
2013-03-29 07:29:23 AM
1 votes:

fanbladesaresharp: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: We should carpet bomb the country with iPhones and S4s.  Establish strong signals all around the borders, flood the country with wifi.  Then broadcast a bunch of cooking shows.

Like Rachel Ray and the Food Porn G lady?  I already know how to steam goddam carrots and grill fish.

/North American people problems
//streaming and steaming video


If you told me the cause of WWIII was Rachel Ray, I would not be shocked.
2013-03-29 07:22:31 AM
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: We should carpet bomb the country with iPhones and S4s.  Establish strong signals all around the borders, flood the country with wifi.  Then broadcast a bunch of cooking shows.


Like Rachel Ray and the Food Porn G lady?  I already know how to steam goddam carrots and grill fish.

/North American people problems
//streaming and steaming video
2013-03-29 07:17:39 AM
1 votes:

digistil: uncaring_chimp: This is all such bullshiat. North Korea? Vs. US? Good god, pull the other one.

Agreed, though I do wonder if eventually BK will realize they need to sometimes make good on their threats. A threat is of no use if no one believes you'll follow through with it. Surely BK will figure that out.


BK?
graphics8.nytimes.com
2013-03-29 07:11:58 AM
1 votes:

Pontious Pilates: Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: Earlier, the United States warned the danger from North Korea was rising and that Washington was ready for "any eventuality" after flying two nuclear-capable B-2 stealth bombers over ally South Korea.
The US defied North Korean threats of retribution and took the rare step of announcing that the state-of-the-art jets flew from the US for the exercises.

Pyongyang pilates.

My cuz. Good guy. A little reclusive.


Where is the damn "like" button?
2013-03-29 07:02:51 AM
1 votes:
They are getting the photoshop ready.
2013-03-29 06:56:40 AM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Blame Obama for whatever happens. Instead of being the Nobel Peace Prize winner and extending an olive branch to North Korea, he decides to provoke the situation by taunting them with stealth bombers.


Lol...."This is because of Obama projecting weakness!"  "This is because of Obama provoking them!"

Less filling, tastes great, same old bs.  Whichever way the wind blows, it's Obama's fault.
2013-03-29 06:50:48 AM
1 votes:
So, thanks for nothing, Dennis Rodman.
2013-03-29 06:49:42 AM
1 votes:
Blame Obama for whatever happens. Instead of being the Nobel Peace Prize winner and extending an olive branch to North Korea, he decides to provoke the situation by taunting them with stealth bombers.
2013-03-29 06:42:47 AM
1 votes:

kim jong-un: You people are hilarious.

/boo


Thread over. If we know what's good for us.
2013-03-29 06:29:11 AM
1 votes:
Im sure they start with making the Nuke insinde  that basketball player go off ?
2013-03-29 06:20:23 AM
1 votes:
Any reports from the Gulf of Tonkin?
2013-03-29 06:18:45 AM
1 votes:

Zenith: robohobo: Does NK have any natural resources worth taking? What do we spend on SK versus how much they give us? Do we stand to profit financially?

They are blessed with vast amounts of bullsh*t


You'd think we'd be on the same side then.
2013-03-29 05:50:45 AM
1 votes:

Weaver95: thamike: Weaver95: theotherles: It is precisely because Obama is not taken seriously as a national leader that Lonely Jr. is pulling this BS.

huh?

Take it easy on him.  He's fragile.

He plays Traveler tho, so I'm prepared to forgive him for his Republican sins.  I'll bet he plays a hard core Solomani.  he seems the type.


Is that the thing with the cards, or the dice?  Or do the dudes who smell like jizzed-on socks just play it online?
2013-03-29 05:47:45 AM
1 votes:
I think we can all agree no matter what side of the aisle you sit, Kim Jong Un is one ridiculous looking motherfarker.
2013-03-29 05:33:10 AM
1 votes:
His trackball is newer than mine.

/Best Korea Logitech
2013-03-29 05:30:36 AM
1 votes:

Weaver95: theotherles: It is precisely because Obama is not taken seriously as a national leader that Lonely Jr. is pulling this BS.

huh?


Take it easy on him.  He's fragile.
2013-03-29 05:28:37 AM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: [img.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]

Anyone know if we have any airworthy F-4s? They seem of the right vintage for this sort of threat.


please. his system is at LEAST a celeron 300a. I bet his frames on QUAKE II rock.
2013-03-29 05:22:34 AM
1 votes:
Late-night military crises bring out the very best in Fark. :-)
2013-03-29 05:18:45 AM
1 votes:

LazerFish: Directly attacking the US is the best thing that could happen to NK. They'd get a whole new government from the ground up.


www.sonymoviechannel.com
2013-03-29 05:18:04 AM
1 votes:
Obama should send Michael Madsen to negotiate with the Young-un.

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-29 05:09:12 AM
1 votes:
Directly attacking the US is the best thing that could happen to NK. They'd get a whole new government from the ground up.
2013-03-29 05:09:01 AM
1 votes:
fta:  Despite the furious reaction, Pyongyang has been careful not to allow tensions to affect the Kaesong Industrial Complex, a joint South-North venture that provides the regime crucial with hard currency.

Go back to sleep.
2013-03-29 05:08:25 AM
1 votes:
SKYBIRD, this is DROPKICK with a Red-ALPHA message in two parts!
2013-03-29 05:07:30 AM
1 votes:

the8re: dudemanbro: Those idiots are going to get people killed, and no good will come of it.

Referring to the Obama Administration, I presume?


That would be presumptuous.
2013-03-29 05:07:12 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: This is all a ploy to get Dennis Rodman to return to Best Korea.


Didn't Dennis date L'il Kim for a while? Maybe they'll get back together.
2013-03-29 04:46:46 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-29 04:41:18 AM
1 votes:
Hold on to your butts.
 
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