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(Omaha World Herald)   Without any more telephone booths to stuff themselves into teenagers are now resorting to "gallon smashing"   (omaha.com) divider line 106
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2013-03-29 01:16:13 AM
HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IN DAMAGES!!1!

/farking kids
 
2013-03-29 01:16:47 AM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-29 01:16:47 AM
This prank doesn't even seem like it's even that fun or creative.  I hope this prank doesn't reach where I live/shop.
 
2013-03-29 01:17:28 AM
v006o.popscreen.com
 
2013-03-29 01:17:35 AM

Grumpy cat frowns on their milk wasting shenanigans.


i.imgur.com

 
2013-03-29 01:17:53 AM
assets.amuniversal.com
 
2013-03-29 01:19:21 AM
Nothing worth crying over.
 
2013-03-29 01:20:09 AM
That's the stupidest farking thing.
 
2013-03-29 01:21:23 AM
As idiotic as this is, I'd still rather have kids doing this than shiat like the ghetto flashmob fad that was popular a couple years back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHyug2PvpB8

But that's just in a relative sense. I have no love for the gallon smashers either.
 
2013-03-29 01:21:33 AM

A Terrible Human: That's the stupidest farking thing.

 
2013-03-29 01:22:03 AM
Stuffing a telephone booth has a point to it. An incredibly lame point, but a point. Smashing jugs of milk is pointless and stupid.
 
2013-03-29 01:22:04 AM
i23.photobucket.com

And these guys.
 
2013-03-29 01:22:23 AM
 
2013-03-29 01:23:40 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: No. Milking is the stupidest farking thing.


Well, at least it's their own milk.
 
2013-03-29 01:24:27 AM

A Terrible Human: That's the stupidest farking thing.


Wait until some intelligent person tries gallon smashing with two gas cans.

/Or $20,000 in printer ink.
 
2013-03-29 01:24:56 AM

A Terrible Human: That's the stupidest farking thing.


This shiat just isn't funny. These little shiats should be beaten.
 
2013-03-29 01:26:20 AM
This was interesting the first few times I read about it on Fark, now, not so much.
 
2013-03-29 01:28:18 AM
As punishment, have the kids pay the stores back the damage of the goods, and make them spend a week cleaning up the messes in a store for a week.  We'd either see this end real fast, or a run on milk as the friends of those who are caught gallon smashing are smashing milk jugs just to make their buddies clean up the mess.

/had some buddies in high school get sentenced to a week of cafeteria detention, cleaning up.
//I dumped trash and the half consumed soda cans and milk cartons all over the tables as soon as he cleaned them
///I had lunch detention for a month
////payback is a biatch
 
2013-03-29 01:29:57 AM
Wow. They sure pranked everybody good.
 
2013-03-29 01:31:47 AM
cdn2.hark.com
fark my life.
 
2013-03-29 01:32:10 AM
This stupidity is still going on?
 
2013-03-29 01:32:15 AM

47 is the new 42: This prank doesn't even seem like it's even that fun or creative.  I hope this prank doesn't reach where I live/shop.


THIS

Totally agree, not creative at all, and really just stupid.

"Bubba: So what you get locked up for kid?

Kid: Uh well, I smashed milk jugs on the floor and rolled around in it like an idiot for a YouTube vid.

Bubba: you know, people like you make us respectable criminals look bad, you moron."
 
2013-03-29 01:33:06 AM
I thought it does the body good
 
2013-03-29 01:35:21 AM
Can the next big thing be bridge or cliff jumping?
 
2013-03-29 01:35:29 AM
i.imgur.com

oblig
 
2013-03-29 01:36:54 AM

Begoggle: [i23.photobucket.com image 234x199]

And these guys.


img812.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-29 01:37:39 AM
All that wasted Vitamin R

/Joke not even remotely obscure
 
2013-03-29 01:38:55 AM
just watched that video.  I really hope that video is used as 'Exhibit A'.  Especially in those parts where the punks throw the jugs against the shelves and then pretend to fall down.

Not only do those who did this need a good cockpunching, but everyone who posted how they were laughing as they watched said video also needs a good cock punching.
 
2013-03-29 01:40:26 AM
FTFA: A clerk, who told police that the store is aware of recent gallon smashing pranks, became suspicious of Cain and three friends as they walked through the store about 5:15 p.m. The clerk noted that Cain was carrying two gallons of milk and one friend was holding a cell phone.

Damned suspicious behavior. I must look suspicious every freaking week at Ralph's.
 
2013-03-29 01:40:45 AM
I feel sorry for today's generation.  We've reached a point where everything interesting or shocking has already been done.  Same in music, movies ect.  They're left doing lame crap like this and trying so hard to convince themselves it's cool and novel.
 
2013-03-29 01:43:56 AM

farkingismybusiness: [cdn2.hark.com image 720x464]
fark my life.


Isn't that the NJ teacher from two threads down?
 
2013-03-29 01:44:47 AM

strangeluck: 47 is the new 42: This prank doesn't even seem like it's even that fun or creative.  I hope this prank doesn't reach where I live/shop.

THIS

Totally agree, not creative at all, and really just stupid.

"Bubba: So what you get locked up for kid?

Kid: Uh well, I smashed milk jugs on the floor and rolled around in it like an idiot for a YouTube vid.

Bubba: you know, people like you make us respectable criminals look bad, you moron."


Take a seat on the Group W bench, son.
 
2013-03-29 01:44:53 AM
Can the next big thing be shooting pricks who come into your store to destroy your property and getting off with stand your ground?! Please say yes, please say yes, please say yessss!

BLAMMO! "I felt threatened!"
 
2013-03-29 01:46:59 AM
FTFA:

In Omaha, gallon smashing was reported Sunday at the Hy-Vee at 714 N. 132nd St. According to a police report, Christian A. Cain of Omaha was cited at the store for misdemeanor criminal mischief, causing damage between $200 and $500.

An officer called to investigate the incident said Cain told him: "Obviously, I did do it on purpose."

If convicted, the 21-year-old could be sentenced to six months in jail and fined $1,000.

What's awesome is that there is a chance this 21 year old will go to jail for 6 months (assuming the judge hates this as much as Farkers do), and have to explain to his jail mates that while they are there for car jacking, fighting, vandalism, murder, breaking and entering, so on and so forth, he's there for a six month sentence for gallon smashing.  Then explain that he purposely smashed two gallons of milk on the floor and then rolled around like an idiot while his friend recorded it and posted it on youtube.  Even if he gets like trusty status, a full 6 month term means he's there for two months.

And, "if convicted"???  How is he going to escape conviction?
 
2013-03-29 01:47:19 AM
It's no use crying over spilled milk.

/well, somebody had to say it.
//just wish it hadn't been me.
 
2013-03-29 01:50:28 AM

Cream of Meat: I feel sorry for today's generation.  We've reached a point where everything interesting or shocking has already been done.  Same in music, movies ect.  They're left doing lame crap like this and trying so hard to convince themselves it's cool and novel.


Same here. Add to this their skewed view of what "good" sex is because of today's porn and it's even more sad.

I'll take old school 70's porn anyday over the soulless shiat they crank out today.
 
2013-03-29 01:51:56 AM

skinink: Grumpy cat frowns on their milk wasting shenanigans.


I was in the checkout line at the grocery store today and saw Grumpy Cat on the cover of People Magazine. I think that means the Internet meme is officially over.
 
2013-03-29 01:52:44 AM
Please, please, please let the this move from milk to other liquids to see who could be the most creative.  Not because I want this to continue, but because I want some jackasses to head to Home Depot and convince the dumbest of the group to pick up two bottles of muriatic acid, smash it onto the floor and then roll around in it...or at least start to.

/Best video ever!!!
 
2013-03-29 02:01:39 AM

strangeluck: Kid: Uh well, I smashed milk jugs on the floor and rolled around in it like an idiot for a YouTube vid.



And they all moved away from me on the Group W bench.
 
2013-03-29 02:05:44 AM
You have to at least admire the artistry on the linked vid. The over-the-top THROWING of the milk jugs while "falling" is hilarious. And some of the "getting up" is pretty damn funny too.

At least it's better than "fire in the hole" crap, or happyslapping in the UK
 
2013-03-29 02:08:52 AM

Great Janitor: ust watched that video.  I really hope that video is used as 'Exhibit A'.  Especially in those parts where the punks throw the jugs against the shelves and then pretend to fall down.


I'd prefer all the videos collected on one site, and every HR Department make use of that site when filtering resumes.
 
2013-03-29 02:12:52 AM

Danger Avoid Death: It's no use crying over spilled milk.

/well, somebody had to say it.
//just wish it hadn't been me.


7th comment.
 
2013-03-29 02:13:35 AM

Christian Bale: You have to at least admire the artistry on the linked vid. The over-the-top THROWING of the milk jugs while "falling" is hilarious. And some of the "getting up" is pretty damn funny too.

At least it's better than "fire in the hole" crap, or happyslapping in the UK


No I don't, and you can't make me.
 
2013-03-29 02:14:40 AM
Maybe they're working their way up to cow-tipping.
 
2013-03-29 02:16:11 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: Maybe they're working their way up to cow-tipping.


Mr. Pink doesn't believe in cow-tipping.
 
2013-03-29 02:18:50 AM

rhiannon: Great Janitor: ust watched that video.  I really hope that video is used as 'Exhibit A'.  Especially in those parts where the punks throw the jugs against the shelves and then pretend to fall down.

I'd prefer all the videos collected on one site, and every HR Department make use of that site when filtering resumes.


sounds good to me.
 
2013-03-29 02:26:50 AM

Great Janitor: Please, please, please let the this move from milk to other liquids to see who could be the most creative.  Not because I want this to continue, but because I want some jackasses to head to Home Depot and convince the dumbest of the group to pick up two bottles of muriatic acid, smash it onto the floor and then roll around in it...or at least start to.

/Best video ever!!!


They don't have anything like that at Home Depot.
 
2013-03-29 02:31:37 AM

armor helix: Great Janitor: Please, please, please let the this move from milk to other liquids to see who could be the most creative.  Not because I want this to continue, but because I want some jackasses to head to Home Depot and convince the dumbest of the group to pick up two bottles of muriatic acid, smash it onto the floor and then roll around in it...or at least start to.

/Best video ever!!!

They don't have anything like that at Home Depot.


1 gal. Muriatic Acid - $7.27
 
2013-03-29 02:36:50 AM

Terrible Old Man: Can the next big thing be shooting pricks who come into your store to destroy your property and getting off with stand your ground?! Please say yes, please say yes, please say yessss!

BLAMMO! "I felt threatened!"


Your name is appropriate.
 
2013-03-29 02:41:10 AM
And this is stupid, and I hope one of the little fukers slips and cracks their head open and dies trying to pull this shiat off.

YOU SHOULD NOT WASTE FOOD OR MAKE UFCW WORKERS CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE SUTPIDITY
 
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