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(Huffington Post)   Man with world's largest penis offers his assistance to another impressive Hollywood dick   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 42
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2013-03-29 12:00:16 AM  
No I didn't.
 
2013-03-29 12:20:23 AM  
If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like European men.

I never realized that was a European thing. I just do it so I can get a little extra support with my waistband.
 
2013-03-29 12:24:46 AM  
I find it hard to believe 13.5 inches is the world record. I know I've seen bigger than that in porn.
 
2013-03-29 01:00:20 AM  
Did he invent Hamm to our support group meetings?
 
2013-03-29 01:41:55 AM  
World's largest isn't impressive. I'm chasing the record from the other end.

/Sad face
 
2013-03-29 05:03:50 AM  
i.huffpost.com

I feel sorry for anyone subjected to this thing getting balls deep in them.
 
2013-03-29 05:19:20 AM  
Mr. 18 Inch begs to differ.
 
2013-03-29 05:21:36 AM  

Krieghund: If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like European men.

I never realized that was a European thing. I just do it so I can get a little extra support with my waistband.


I use mine the American way, as a belt.
 
2013-03-29 05:24:19 AM  
What a dick.
 
2013-03-29 05:42:59 AM  
Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't a-come a-back
Oh, thank you very much
 
2013-03-29 05:46:46 AM  
Weeners tag confiscated by the TSA?
 
2013-03-29 05:55:33 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I find it hard to believe 13.5 inches is the world record. I know I've seen bigger than that in porn.


Prosthetics and stage glue/makeup. Or they just go the super lazy route of having it protrude out of the fly of a pair of pants/jeans, so you don't see the obvious fakery. If you've ever seen a "massive dong" that the guy never unzips, there's a really good chance you're seeing a rubber dong.

Here's a rather flagrant example (OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
 
2013-03-29 05:56:38 AM  
 
2013-03-29 06:01:53 AM  
This thread is just fine without pics.
 
2013-03-29 06:02:20 AM  

RatMaster999: Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't a-come a-back
Oh, thank you very much


Frightfully witty!
 
2013-03-29 06:15:33 AM  
www.thefabfemme.com

what a Hollywood dick may look like.

/also a Dick
 
2013-03-29 06:41:19 AM  
We're going to figure out how to use stem cells and 3d printing to create huge dicks that can then be implanted on patients....and the person who perfects this procedure will be the RICHEST MOTHER FARKER in the world.
 
2013-03-29 06:46:59 AM  

Wolf892: We're going to figure out how to use stem cells and 3d printing to create huge dicks that can then be implanted on patients....and the person who perfects this procedure will be the RICHEST MOTHER FARKER in the world.


What about the guy who finds outs how to deal with all the fat chicks? Perhaps we can use their sloppy trimmings in the cock-enlarging procedures? Maybe it's an evolutionary thing. More fat chicks, less reason to use cocks makes smaller cocks.

/reduce, reuse, recycle
 
2013-03-29 06:51:35 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I find it hard to believe 13.5 inches is the world record. I know I've seen bigger than that in porn.


...Mom?
 
2013-03-29 07:08:27 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: [www.thefabfemme.com image 244x327]

what a Hollywood dick may look like.

/also a Dick


A strange paradox, how to be enormous dick yet likely have a small penis.
 
2013-03-29 07:45:33 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: World's largest isn't impressive. I'm chasing the record from the other end.

/Sad face


Well, its better than being MR 2 inch, but not having anything to brag about like the record holder would.  Chin up!
 
2013-03-29 08:01:14 AM  
What has Rasputin done now?

/Raw Raw
 
2013-03-29 08:01:15 AM  

thamike: [i.huffpost.com image 599x434]

I feel sorry for anyone subjected to this thing getting balls deep in them.


I watched a documentary that he was in once.  I remember thinking "God, what a toad".  Not only dumpy looking but crap personality.
 
2013-03-29 08:29:15 AM  
It's not your cock that's the problem, its the massive balls you have to carry around.

Ever sat on your nutsack before?

That's pain my friends, that's pain
 
2013-03-29 08:55:53 AM  
My question is if you realized you had a huge wang, how do you get it recognized as the biggest in the world? How do you get the word out? I doubt Guiness Records would be interested. Short of going into Porn, do you just have to go around telling people then whipping it out to show them?
 
2013-03-29 09:06:46 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: It's not your cock that's the problem, its the massive balls you have to carry around.

Ever sat on your nutsack before?

That's pain my friends, that's pain


http://youtu.be/VvDzE6oDWM8
 
2013-03-29 09:07:31 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: My question is if you realized you had a huge wang, how do you get it recognized as the biggest in the world? How do you get the word out? I doubt Guiness Records would be interested. Short of going into Porn, do you just have to go around telling people then whipping it out to show them?


That's always worked for me.
 
2013-03-29 09:08:07 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Ever sat on your nutsack had your nutsack caught between the slats of a wooden chair before?

That's pain my friends, that's pain

 
2013-03-29 09:09:06 AM  
I applaud his decision to go with bicycle shorts.  He basically just announced "read my male, biatches".
 
2013-03-29 09:16:33 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: My question is if you realized you had a huge wang, how do you get it recognized as the biggest in the world? How doH you get the word out? I doubt Guiness Records would be interested. Short of going into Porn, do you just have to go around telling people then whipping it out to show them?


He's apparently some what of a local NYC celebrity, and a die-hard Yankees fan, and is a regular caller to the local sports radio show, and always tries to change the subject as to how awful it is to have a gigantic schlong.

He's also been known to strut around Yankee Stadium on game days in a replica uniform.  Yeah, imagine stuffing a 13" dong into baseball pants.  He then makes a huge scene of how OUTRAGED he is if someone snickers or makes a comment.
 
2013-03-29 10:02:41 AM  
I'm sure I've been told there are Brazilian transexuals with bigger organs. Nature fascinates me: "here, let's build a female brain ... but... and you're gonna love this ...  a horsecack!"

Then you have me, super deep voice, hair all over, but a nub.
 
2013-03-29 10:54:37 AM  
But can Michael Bay handle it?

i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-29 11:54:40 AM  
Wow.  It's almost as if Mr. Hamm has a new series debuting soon and his PR team needed some manufactured drama to get free press out of it.
 
2013-03-29 12:19:46 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: It's not your cock that's the problem, its the massive balls you have to carry around.

Ever sat on your nutsack before?

That's pain my friends, that's pain


Why would I want to sit on your nutsack?

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-29 12:39:16 PM  
Two words.......Ray Victory. Now that's a dong.
 
mjg
2013-03-29 02:12:27 PM  
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-03-29 02:43:11 PM  

mjg: [comedycentral.mtvnimages.com image 400x323]


That's just wrong. Yellow?
 
2013-03-29 02:44:51 PM  

Sgt Otter: He's apparently some what of a local NYC celebrity, and a die-hard Yankees fan, and is a regular caller to the local sports radio show, and always tries to change the subject as to how awful it is to have a gigantic schlong.


This has been his MO for years. He used to post on rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc back in the mid-'90s, and he used to turn comedy threads about the show (or about nothing in particular) into drama about his giant dick. Like, seriously, out of nowhere, he will turn any opportunity at publicity into wailing and gnashing of teeth at how horrible it is he gets all this publicity.

The pic with him in the yellow biker shorts just up-thread was from his spot on "The Daily Show" getting national coverage about how he hates all the attention it gets him.
 
2013-03-29 02:48:38 PM  
Yea, he's kind of a douche. Does what he can to make sure you know HE'S GOT A HUGE SCHLONG!!! then gets all pissy when you mention said schlong. They interviewed him on a local morning show here and whenever the DJs would bring it up (you know, the whole reason he's being interviewed) he'd start getting all pissed off and accusing the DJs of having teh ghey because they wanted to talk about it.
Even edits his his own wiki page.
Everything about this guy's "celebrity" or popularity seems to revolve around his wanger...unless it gets pointed out. Then, you must have some sort of problem for noticing..

/I sound ghey...or bitter...or fat. Dunno.
//Not really any of the above (NTTAWWT)...ok, maybe the fat part
///Heard an interview with him years ago and found it ironic (?) that he seemed to BE a colossal dick
 
2013-03-29 04:56:42 PM  

lacydog: ReapTheChaos: I find it hard to believe 13.5 inches is the world record. I know I've seen bigger than that in porn.

Prosthetics and stage glue/makeup.


Also, there's a reason why the average height of an adult film actress is 5'4".
 
2013-03-29 05:31:10 PM  
No one has pointed out the guy with the biggest dick in the world is white yet? There goes the black stereotype.
 
2013-03-29 05:41:53 PM  

freetomato: thamike: [i.huffpost.com image 599x434]

I feel sorry for anyone subjected to this thing getting balls deep in them.

I watched a documentary that he was in once.  I remember thinking "God, what a toad".  Not only dumpy looking but crap personality.


To be fair, anybody who blacks out every time they get aroused would probably develop a crap personality.
 
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