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(Ynet)   Israel locks down border with Syria and tells injured Syrians to die somewhere else, just kidding they setup a field hospital on the border to get to them quicker   (ynetnews.com) divider line 118
    More: Interesting, Syrians, Golan Heights, northern israel, IDF, outpost, Israeli government  
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2013-03-28 06:39:18 PM  
If I was the boarder I'd demand a rent rebate.
 
2013-03-28 06:45:28 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-28 07:19:08 PM  
How big is this dude that they can set up an entire hospital on him?
 
2013-03-28 07:19:14 PM  
Those Apartheid jerks!
 
2013-03-28 07:44:40 PM  

cman: Those Apartheid jerks!


Hey, if someone boarded you, I'm sure you'd be a little upset.
 
2013-03-28 08:00:50 PM  
I remember the Syrians doing the same thing for wounded Israels
 
2013-03-28 08:28:57 PM  
That's a big boarder...
 
2013-03-28 09:03:59 PM  
AWWWW!!! Israel & Syria - BFFs 4eva!
 
2013-03-28 09:04:59 PM  
Syriously?

Wait til they first guy they find with a bomb wired inside him tied to a cell phone appears and then you'll see a hospital blow up. Then the Israeli's will only have one ally left to turn to, not an ally they deserve, but one they'll need. Then we'll watch a big stack of our money go up in flames as we assist them from behind the scenes. Makes you laugh.
 
2013-03-28 09:08:26 PM  
This makes everything better. I think we can all just forgive and forget and move on with good will towards each other now.
 
2013-03-28 09:08:28 PM  
Sensible idea, keep the riff raff near the border instead of making to a city where they might harsh a vibe.
 
2013-03-28 09:08:45 PM  

MichiganFTL: Syriously?

Wait til they first guy they find with a bomb wired inside him tied to a cell phone appears and then you'll see a hospital blow up. Then the Israeli's will only have one ally left to turn to, not an ally they deserve, but one they'll need. Then we'll watch a big stack of our money go up in flames as we assist them from behind the scenes. Makes you laugh.


Yeah, when I heard about this situation with wounded rebels coming over to get medical attention, I was thinking just this scenario.  The Israelis are keeping that hospital separated, though.

/Reminds me of the 'Good Fence' in the 70s.
 
2013-03-28 09:08:51 PM  

EatenTheSun: How big is this dude that they can set up an entire hospital on him?


And they said no man is an island.
 
2013-03-28 09:09:26 PM  
I bet the Je.... oh, wait.
 
2013-03-28 09:12:08 PM  

MichiganFTL: Syriously?

Wait til they first guy they find with a bomb wired inside him tied to a cell phone appears and then you'll see a hospital blow up. Then the Israeli's will only have one ally left to turn to, not an ally they deserve, but one they'll need. Then we'll watch a big stack of our money go up in flames as we assist them from behind the scenes. Makes you laugh.


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2013-03-28 09:14:41 PM  
So which side of the border?

Seriously.. we all know those people have a problem with this.
 
2013-03-28 09:17:33 PM  
Silly Israel. The new owners of Syria(the wounded you are treating) will not give you the chemical weapons to use on Palestine when they win so quit acting like you give a fark.

/redacted joke about something something and daddy of Israel.

//Imagine if the U.S. had not destroyed the legitimate governments of the Middle Eastern countries over the decades and all the peace that would be happening now. Except thats not profitable to the global weapons machine.
 
2013-03-28 09:22:00 PM  

mrlewish: So which side of the border?

Seriously.. we all know those people have a problem with this.


technically the Golan Heights is still Syria


That should get everyone started
 
2013-03-28 09:29:47 PM  
Had they locked down the border, this thread would end up with 800 posts taking about how evil Israel is. They do a good thing and nobody comments, how very Fark of you.
 
2013-03-28 09:30:15 PM  

Kanemano: technically the Golan Heights is still Syria


That should get everyone started


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2013-03-28 09:33:31 PM  

wildcardjack: Sensible idea, keep the riff raff near the border instead of making to a city where they might harsh a vibe.


This.  This right here.

Every single person over there hates every other single person over there, collectively and individually.  The last time someone in the Middle East acted out of pure altruism was in 1272 when Jamar invited Abdul's family over to dinner for no reason other than Just Because It Was A Really Beautiful Day.

Decades of constant "no, I'M only retaliating because of what HE did" from everyone involved has taught me that nobody there is interested in peace, only winning.  No apologies, only self-justification.  They're not even practicing "enlightened self-interest" anymore.  Just plain and simple self-interest.

I can't even keep track of the sides anymore, and I've started to realize that I don't care.  Helping out would mean that they might stop fighting... and even they don't want that anymore.
 
2013-03-28 09:34:50 PM  

sheep snorter: Silly Israel. The new owners of Syria(the wounded you are treating) will not give you the chemical weapons to use on Palestine when they win so quit acting like you give a fark.

/redacted joke about something something and daddy of Israel.

//Imagine if the U.S. had not destroyed the legitimate governments of the Middle Eastern countries over the decades and all the peace that would be happening now. Except thats not profitable to the global weapons machine.


 Yes, the middle east has been known for thousands of years as a place of "peace".
 
2013-03-28 09:49:47 PM  
Israel has initiated a voluntary self quarantine. Time to stock up on Phalanx.
 
2013-03-28 09:50:35 PM  

MichiganFTL: Syriously?

Wait til they first guy they find with a bomb wired inside him tied to a cell phone appears and then you'll see a hospital blow up. Then the Israeli's will only have one ally left to turn to, not an ally they deserve, but one they'll need. Then we'll watch a big stack of our money go up in flames as we assist them from behind the scenes. Makes you laugh.


Well done, good sir.
 
2013-03-28 10:01:09 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Had they locked down the border, this thread would end up with 800 posts taking about how evil Israel is. They do a good thing and nobody comments, how very Fark of you.


you make the same comment in every thread
 
2013-03-28 10:06:32 PM  

FreetardoRivera: you make the same comment in every thread


First time I've made this comment in any Israel thread, nice try though. You know it's true, that's all that matters.
 
2013-03-28 10:06:45 PM  
FTA: "Israeli officials confirmed that the hospital was set up to treat injured Syrians near the border fence and avoid having to evacuate them to hospitals inside the country. "


So basically, the "field hospital" was set up so as to stop Syrians that might otherwise Passover into Israel?
 
2013-03-28 10:07:40 PM  

wildcardjack: Sensible idea, keep the riff raff near the border instead of making to a city where they might harsh a vibe.


So where's the refugee camp? Palestine?
 
2013-03-28 10:18:12 PM  
Thanks a lot, Obama!
 
2013-03-28 10:24:15 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: FreetardoRivera: you make the same comment in every thread

First time I've made this comment in any Israel thread, nice try though. You know it's true, that's all that matters.


Give it up. Haters have control of Fark.
 
2013-03-28 10:28:23 PM  

over_and_done: wildcardjack: Sensible idea, keep the riff raff near the border instead of making to a city where they might harsh a vibe.

This.  This right here.

Every single person over there hates every other single person over there, collectively and individually.  The last time someone in the Middle East acted out of pure altruism was in 1272 when Jamar invited Abdul's family over to dinner for no reason other than Just Because It Was A Really Beautiful Day.

Decades of constant "no, I'M only retaliating because of what HE did" from everyone involved has taught me that nobody there is interested in peace, only winning.  No apologies, only self-justification.  They're not even practicing "enlightened self-interest" anymore.  Just plain and simple self-interest.

I can't even keep track of the sides anymore, and I've started to realize that I don't care.  Helping out would mean that they might stop fighting... and even they don't want that anymore.




Seriously.... I can't keep track anymore. I hear about so many 'sides' in Syria, I have come to the "I want you all to DIAF" conclusion, since there are too many factions of islam to keep track of. So what I get is: The ones IN POWER hate everyone: The LARGE OPPRESSED MINORITY hate the ones in power. The SMALLER MINORITIES hate everyone. So the ALL KILL EVERYONE ELSE!

FOR FARKS SAKE, CHILL OUT. And dig on the IDF chicks. They are hot, and they are like, if a few generations away, your cousins.

tkfiles.storage.msn.com
 
2013-03-28 10:32:29 PM  
How did a pro-Isreal story slip past the MSM censors, and THEN get past the FARK censors?
 
2013-03-28 10:41:34 PM  
Well, that was the real Christian thing to do.
 
2013-03-28 10:42:53 PM  
A thread about Israel? I predict this will end up resembling the running of the jew from Borat.
 
2013-03-28 10:45:27 PM  

Oldiron_79: A thread about Israel? I predict this will end up resembling the running of the jew from Borat.


Too late.
 
2013-03-28 10:50:54 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Had they locked down the border, this thread would end up with 800 posts taking about how evil Israel is. They do a good thing and nobody comments, how very Fark of you.


This is because of the skepticism that the news media is telling us the truth on this issue.
 
2013-03-28 10:52:30 PM  

Amos Quito: FTA: "Israeli officials confirmed that the hospital was set up to treat injured Syrians near the border fence and avoid having to evacuate them to hospitals inside the country. "


So basically, the "field hospital" was set up so as to stop Syrians that might otherwise Passover into Israel?


If they can help and treat people closer instead of trucking them all over, wouldn't make sense to do so? The sooner injured people get proper treatment, the better their prognosis. Not everything is a conspiracy. I would put field hospitals there too.
 
2013-03-28 11:14:57 PM  

dr_blasto: Amos Quito: FTA: "Israeli officials confirmed that the hospital was set up to treat injured Syrians near the border fence and avoid having to evacuate them to hospitals inside the country. "


So basically, the "field hospital" was set up so as to stop Syrians that might otherwise Passover into Israel?

If they can help and treat people closer instead of trucking them all over, wouldn't make sense to do so? The sooner injured people get proper treatment, the better their prognosis. Not everything is a conspiracy. I would put field hospitals there too.


You... missed it.
 
2013-03-28 11:20:36 PM  
www.dialbforblog.com
M*A*S*H thread.
 
2013-03-28 11:26:49 PM  

ElLoco: dr_blasto: Amos Quito: FTA: "Israeli officials confirmed that the hospital was set up to treat injured Syrians near the border fence and avoid having to evacuate them to hospitals inside the country. "


So basically, the "field hospital" was set up so as to stop Syrians that might otherwise Passover into Israel?

If they can help and treat people closer instead of trucking them all over, wouldn't make sense to do so? The sooner injured people get proper treatment, the better their prognosis. Not everything is a conspiracy. I would put field hospitals there too.

You... missed it.



^ THIS ^


;-)
 
2013-03-28 11:27:28 PM  

sheep snorter: Silly Israel. The new owners of Syria(the wounded you are treating) will not give you the chemical weapons to use on Palestine when they win so quit acting like you give a fark.

/redacted joke about something something and daddy of Israel.

//Imagine if the U.S. had not destroyed the legitimate governments of the Middle Eastern countries over the decades and all the peace that would be happening now. Except thats not profitable to the global weapons machine.


pubrecord.org

Hai guyz, what's going on in this thread?
 
2013-03-28 11:32:47 PM  

desertfool: over_and_done: wildcardjack: Sensible idea, keep the riff raff near the border instead of making to a city where they might harsh a vibe.

This.  This right here.

Every single person over there hates every other single person over there, collectively and individually.  The last time someone in the Middle East acted out of pure altruism was in 1272 when Jamar invited Abdul's family over to dinner for no reason other than Just Because It Was A Really Beautiful Day.

Decades of constant "no, I'M only retaliating because of what HE did" from everyone involved has taught me that nobody there is interested in peace, only winning.  No apologies, only self-justification.  They're not even practicing "enlightened self-interest" anymore.  Just plain and simple self-interest.

I can't even keep track of the sides anymore, and I've started to realize that I don't care.  Helping out would mean that they might stop fighting... and even they don't want that anymore.

Seriously.... I can't keep track anymore. I hear about so many 'sides' in Syria, I have come to the "I want you all to DIAF" conclusion, since there are too many factions of islam to keep track of. So what I get is: The ones IN POWER hate everyone: The LARGE OPPRESSED MINORITY hate the ones in power. The SMALLER MINORITIES hate everyone. So the ALL KILL EVERYONE ELSE!

FOR FARKS SAKE, CHILL OUT. And dig on the IDF chicks. They are hot, and they are like, if a few generations away, your cousins.

[tkfiles.storage.msn.com image 600x450]


I vote that the thread goes in this direction.  Especially more like the one second from the left in the bottom row.
 
2013-03-28 11:42:33 PM  
Pfft! Probably just their cover story for doing viral experiments on them.
 
2013-03-28 11:47:22 PM  
Just wait till those Syrians get the bill.  They will be in perpetual servitude to their masters.
 
2013-03-29 12:14:41 AM  
Another act of good will for which Israel will get nothing but shiat in return for...

Starting with a lot of the responses in this thread.
 
2013-03-29 12:19:54 AM  
Bigot Zionist pigs should die.
 
2013-03-29 12:25:24 AM  

randomjsa: Another act of good will for which Israel will get nothing but shiat in return for...

Starting with a lot of the responses in this thread.


Yep
 
2013-03-29 12:29:37 AM  

randomjsa: Another act of good will for which Israel will get nothing but shiat in return for...

Starting with a lot of the responses in this thread.



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Remember how CERTAIN PEOPLE whined incessantly that NO COUNTRY would welcome them as refugees in their time of dire need?

Yeah, me too.

Let me know when Israel opens their doors to (non-Jewish) refugees - WITHOUT stuffing them into concentration camps.
 
2013-03-29 12:50:10 AM  

Amos Quito: FTA: "Israeli officials confirmed that the hospital was set up to treat injured Syrians near the border fence and avoid having to evacuate them to hospitals inside the country. "


So basically, the "field hospital" was set up so as to stop Syrians that might otherwise Passover into Israel?

die.
 
2013-03-29 12:55:40 AM  

Amos Quito: randomjsa: Another act of good will for which Israel will get nothing but shiat in return for...

Starting with a lot of the responses in this thread.


[3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x134]

Remember how CERTAIN PEOPLE whined incessantly that NO COUNTRY would welcome them as refugees in their time of dire need?

Yeah, me too.

Let me know when Israel opens their doors to (non-Jewish) refugees - WITHOUT stuffing them into concentration camps.


Oh shut the hell up. We get it. You hate Jews. You even  tried to tell me how my ex-wife who is Jewish must have hated me because I wasn't Jewish but Mexican. You amaze me at times with how brilliant you are on many things, but am confused on why you went the whole Jew hate thing. I don't need to give anything of evidence if you ask, you have made it so obvious in the past. What the hell is your problem?
 
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