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(NBC News)   Are you one of the few people who are not afraid to go to the dentist? Not for long   (vitals.nbcnews.com) divider line 13
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2013-03-28 11:37:26 PM
4 votes:
no way 7000 people in Oklahoma went to the dentist.
2013-03-28 11:28:28 PM
2 votes:
I knew something was off when the dentist stuck his penis in my mouth.
2013-03-28 11:27:22 PM
2 votes:
Subby sounds like a rabid anti-dentite. Sure, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
2013-03-28 11:23:00 PM
2 votes:
Well, now I'm afraid to go to Oklahoma. But my opinion of dentists is largely unchanged.
2013-03-28 11:12:56 PM
2 votes:
www.movievortex.com

"I'm your dentist...."
2013-03-29 01:28:28 AM
1 votes:

capt.hollister: I'm not afraid of going to the dentist, and since I have never been to Oklahoma, I continue to not be afraid of going to the dentist.

Also, my dentist is a MILF. So is her dental hygienist.  The latter seems to be a hiring criteria for dental hygienists.


Do like Steven Wright, who also had a hot dental hygienist. Eat a full bag of Oreo's in the waiting room before your cleaning appointment. Lots of quality tiime.
2013-03-29 01:19:33 AM
1 votes:

Fecal Conservative: Dental health is cardiovascular health.


That explains the toothache in my left ventricle.
2013-03-29 12:57:44 AM
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Pribar: Rufus Lee King: Once I get the nitrous oxide, I don't care what the dentist does.

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If he fires the gun while holding it like that he is gonna need a dentist and a bit of nitrous himself...

That was a still from a W.C. Fields comedy short. This is not a gun thread.


I know what it was from and what thread this is

Oh and

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2013-03-29 12:37:40 AM
1 votes:

A Terrible Human: Amos Quito: So I went in - miserable time. Painful even with the local anesthesia. And as for the nitrous oxide? I didn't feel ANY EFFECT. Kept telling him "TURN IT UP, GODDAMMIT!". Still no effect.

Once all over the misery was over, I walked outside - but strangely, I had NO desire to fire up that bowl of weed.

And I never did. I quit, easily and painlessly.

Was it the nitrous? The local anesthesia? The SHEER PAIN?

Well dissociatives are known to cause personality changes.


I should get one of those then.
2013-03-29 12:31:30 AM
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Once I get the nitrous oxide, I don't care what the dentist does.

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If he fires the gun while holding it like that he is gonna need a dentist and a bit of nitrous himself...
2013-03-28 11:14:44 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-28 11:13:46 PM
1 votes:
Oh bullshiat, my headline was better.

It involved something long and hard the dentist was putting in your mouth.
2013-03-28 09:05:44 PM
1 votes:
Is it safe?
 
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