capt.hollister: I'm not afraid of going to the dentist, and since I have never been to Oklahoma, I continue to not be afraid of going to the dentist.Also, my dentist is a MILF. So is her dental hygienist. The latter seems to be a hiring criteria for dental hygienists.
Fecal Conservative: Dental health is cardiovascular health.
Rufus Lee King: Pribar: Rufus Lee King: Once I get the nitrous oxide, I don't care what the dentist does.[store.walterfilm.com image 850x662]If he fires the gun while holding it like that he is gonna need a dentist and a bit of nitrous himself...That was a still from a W.C. Fields comedy short. This is not a gun thread.
A Terrible Human: Amos Quito: So I went in - miserable time. Painful even with the local anesthesia. And as for the nitrous oxide? I didn't feel ANY EFFECT. Kept telling him "TURN IT UP, GODDAMMIT!". Still no effect.Once all over the misery was over, I walked outside - but strangely, I had NO desire to fire up that bowl of weed.And I never did. I quit, easily and painlessly.Was it the nitrous? The local anesthesia? The SHEER PAIN?Well dissociatives are known to cause personality changes.
Rufus Lee King: Once I get the nitrous oxide, I don't care what the dentist does.[store.walterfilm.com image 850x662]
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