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2013-03-28 08:38:51 PM  
I am not afraid to go to the dentist.

But I am too poor to go to the dentist.
 
2013-03-28 09:05:44 PM  
Is it safe?
 
2013-03-28 09:07:15 PM  

shanrick: Is it safe?


NOTHING is safe. Safety is a delusional concept.

Learn to evaluate calculated risks.
 
2013-03-28 09:56:53 PM  
An oral surgeon at that?  Damn well knew better.  a better article
 
2013-03-28 11:12:56 PM  
www.movievortex.com

"I'm your dentist...."
 
2013-03-28 11:13:31 PM  

UberNeuman: [www.movievortex.com image 500x270]

"I'm your dentist...."


Came for this reference, leaving satisfied...
 
2013-03-28 11:13:46 PM  
Oh bullshiat, my headline was better.

It involved something long and hard the dentist was putting in your mouth.
 
2013-03-28 11:14:44 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-28 11:16:48 PM  
In before YOU HAVE AIDS barbershop quartet?
 
2013-03-28 11:20:20 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: I am not afraid to go to the dentist.

But I am too poor to go to the dentist.


If you are too poor to go to the dentist, you are definitely too poor not to go to the dentist.

$60 cleanings now or $6,000 in dental work down the road.  And trust me, dental work down the road sucks (even setting aside the price).
 
2013-03-28 11:20:39 PM  
Testing will be offered free of charge at the Tulsa Health Department's North Regional Health and Wellness Center.

In before someone catches something from there.
 
2013-03-28 11:22:23 PM  
36 years, 7,000 patients. Holy crap.
 
2013-03-28 11:23:00 PM  
Well, now I'm afraid to go to Oklahoma. But my opinion of dentists is largely unchanged.
 
2013-03-28 11:23:38 PM  
Would you say that all those patients are living now on.... TULSA TIME?
 
2013-03-28 11:24:04 PM  
My vote is for a public castration for the dentist if any of his patients were infected because of his indifference to safety and sanitation.
 
2013-03-28 11:26:39 PM  
a problem dentist in Oklahoma?

damn you basemetal
 
2013-03-28 11:26:50 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Candygram4Mongo: I am not afraid to go to the dentist.

But I am too poor to go to the dentist.

If you are too poor to go to the dentist, you are definitely too poor not to go to the dentist.

$60 cleanings now or $6,000 in dental work down the road.  And trust me, dental work down the road sucks (even setting aside the price).


Agreed 100%.  Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and wash down some more antibiotics from the tooth I had extracted this week.
 
2013-03-28 11:27:22 PM  
Subby sounds like a rabid anti-dentite. Sure, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
 
2013-03-28 11:28:16 PM  
one of my best friends, a smart guy, makes 50k+ a year, I dont get it but he doesnt go to the dentist. He's 31 and hasnt been since he moved out of the house.  insists that its not necessary. and we work together, so i know that his dental insurance is a whopping 10 bucks a pay period.

I just don't get it.  I mean I freaking hate going to the dentist, but its not horrible.  I had people rooting around in my mouth constantly growing up with braces and oral surgery so maybe i'm a little more tempered to it, but if you are asking for a whole world of hurt in a few years.

is this common, are there other farkers out there that don't go just because?
 
2013-03-28 11:28:28 PM  
I knew something was off when the dentist stuck his penis in my mouth.
 
2013-03-28 11:28:42 PM  

ChrisDe: 36 years, 7,000 patients. Holy crap.


36 years, I'm kind of surprised it was  only 7000.
 
2013-03-28 11:28:51 PM  
Being able to receive dental care seems like the real hallmark of middle class these days. Can you put your kids in braces? Congrats, you're middle class. Will your kids grow up hating their smile and covering their faces because they're ashamed that their teeth don't look as good as their classmates and people perceive them as not just poor, but unkempt and stupid as well? You're poor.

There aren't enough free / reduced priced dental schools in the country to help this problem, either.
 
2013-03-28 11:29:17 PM  
My dentist subjects my captive-audience ass to 30 minutes of concentrated, weapons-grade right-wing herp-a-derp.  I keep going back, though, because what dentist actually does cleanings anymore??
 
2013-03-28 11:30:35 PM  
This is Oklahoma. Everyone there knows that only queers can get HIV and AIDS, so there is nothing to worry about.
 
2013-03-28 11:32:37 PM  

phedex: one of my best friends, a smart guy, makes 50k+ a year, I dont get it but he doesnt go to the dentist. He's 31 and hasnt been since he moved out of the house.  insists that its not necessary. and we work together, so i know that his dental insurance is a whopping 10 bucks a pay period.

I just don't get it.  I mean I freaking hate going to the dentist, but its not horrible.  I had people rooting around in my mouth constantly growing up with braces and oral surgery so maybe i'm a little more tempered to it, but if you are asking for a whole world of hurt in a few years.

is this common, are there other farkers out there that don't go just because?


I made it a point to do even when I was lacking employment.  It costs, but the pain of not going is worse.

One of my co-workers never bothered to do so despite our dental insurance being incredibly cheap.  She's now missing day and day out trying to get a crown because some gum infection is preventing her root canal from being completed.  Or that's what she says.  Needless to say, it's farked up and could have been prevented with a cleaning twice a year.
 
2013-03-28 11:32:55 PM  
I would have gone with, "You will be."

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2013-03-28 11:35:26 PM  
What about hepatitis C +, or hepatitis B -?
 
2013-03-28 11:37:25 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: phedex: one of my best friends, a smart guy, makes 50k+ a year, I dont get it but he doesnt go to the dentist. He's 31 and hasnt been since he moved out of the house.  insists that its not necessary. and we work together, so i know that his dental insurance is a whopping 10 bucks a pay period.

I just don't get it.  I mean I freaking hate going to the dentist, but its not horrible.  I had people rooting around in my mouth constantly growing up with braces and oral surgery so maybe i'm a little more tempered to it, but if you are asking for a whole world of hurt in a few years.

is this common, are there other farkers out there that don't go just because?

I made it a point to do even when I was lacking employment.  It costs, but the pain of not going is worse.

One of my co-workers never bothered to do so despite our dental insurance being incredibly cheap.  She's now missing day and day out trying to get a crown because some gum infection is preventing her root canal from being completed.



I know a cure for that.

'nuff said.
 
2013-03-28 11:37:26 PM  
no way 7000 people in Oklahoma went to the dentist.
 
2013-03-28 11:39:55 PM  
Kimberly Bergalis unavailable for comment.
 
2013-03-28 11:41:07 PM  
TFA repeatedly said that "such occupational transmission rates are rare." Well, no farking shiat! That's because most professional dentists enforce strict hygiene standards in their practices! Unlike this asshole.
 
2013-03-28 11:41:22 PM  
"one of the few people who are not afraid to go to the dentist"?

What backwoods idiot culture do you hail from?

Dislike? Sure. Scared of? Uhm, ok.....
 
2013-03-28 11:43:33 PM  

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: Well, now I'm afraid to go to Oklahoma. But my opinion of dentists is largely unchanged.


My thoughts exactly.  My chances of catching HIV in Oklahoma just drastically increased.
 
2013-03-28 11:43:46 PM  
not to these guys.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKCcr_ayvMo

bug chasers?

pshhht.   aint skuuured.
 
2013-03-28 11:45:32 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Once I get the nitrous oxide, I don't care what the dentist does.

[store.walterfilm.com image 850x662]


I know that is not a scene from the Three Stooges, but they had some pretty funny dentist skits.
 
2013-03-28 11:47:47 PM  

gadian: Being able to receive dental care seems like the real hallmark of middle class these days. Can you put your kids in braces? Congrats, you're middle class. Will your kids grow up hating their smile and covering their faces because they're ashamed that their teeth don't look as good as their classmates and people perceive them as not just poor, but unkempt and stupid as well? You're poor.

There aren't enough free / reduced priced dental schools in the country to help this problem, either.


THIS.

/DENTISTS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN!
//...but still THIS.
 
2013-03-28 11:49:41 PM  
Thanks Obama.
 
2013-03-28 11:49:46 PM  

ShoeKing: no way 7000 people in Oklahoma went to the dentist.


I'm from Oklahoma, and agree. Thread over.
 
2013-03-28 11:49:49 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: "one of the few people who are not afraid to go to the dentist"?

What backwoods idiot culture do you hail from?

Dislike? Sure. Scared of? Uhm, ok.....


I can see it, if you've had chronic dental issues due to genetics, coupled with some shiatty dentists in your childhood that used inadequate anesthesia (QUIT SQURIMING!! THAT DOESN'T HURT!!) and going on to adulthood (had one not draw back on the novacaine + epi syringe before injecting...went straight to the bloodstream, causing what one would expect from having epinephrine injected IV...elevated HR, panic, shaking limbs...)
That said, I still go, but I am really picky about the provider. I've recently moved, and went to a new dentist yesterday, and I won't be back...some of the instrument handles had visable dust on them, the dentist never did discuss any kind of treatment plan, I walked out of there knowing less about what was going on than I did going in the door. It seems shiatty dentists are everywhere.
 
2013-03-28 11:49:54 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Once I get the nitrous oxide, I don't care what the dentist does.

[store.walterfilm.com image 850x662]



CSB time:

Back in the 80's I was a regular (okay, damn near CONSTANT) Marijuana user.

I'm talking toking all-day-every-day.

The Mrs. did not approve (illegal, you know), and wanted me to QUIT.

I tried - repeatedly, but just didn't have the willpower.

So as it turns out, I needed a root canal in a molar. Went to the dentist - and loaded a bowl of ganja before going in - reasoning that "I'm gonna' NEED this when I come out".

So I went in - miserable time. Painful even with the local anesthesia. And as for the nitrous oxide? I didn't feel ANY EFFECT. Kept telling him "TURN IT UP, GODDAMMIT!". Still no effect.

Once all over the misery was over, I walked outside - but strangely, I had NO desire to fire up that bowl of weed.

And I never did. I quit, easily and painlessly.

Was it the nitrous? The local anesthesia? The SHEER PAIN?

I don't know, but I've told the story to every dentist that I've visited since then.

Not that they cared any more that you will.

/CSB Time
//Now I drink alcohol
///Frying pan to Fire

OW MY LIVER!
 
2013-03-28 11:56:06 PM  
Tất cả mọi người hoảng loạn!
 
2013-03-28 11:58:05 PM  
Like Tulsa needed more problems.
 
2013-03-28 11:59:04 PM  

Amos Quito: So I went in - miserable time. Painful even with the local anesthesia. And as for the nitrous oxide? I didn't feel ANY EFFECT. Kept telling him "TURN IT UP, GODDAMMIT!". Still no effect.

Once all over the misery was over, I walked outside - but strangely, I had NO desire to fire up that bowl of weed.

And I never did. I quit, easily and painlessly.

Was it the nitrous? The local anesthesia? The SHEER PAIN?


Well dissociatives are known to cause personality changes.
 
2013-03-28 11:59:30 PM  
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2013-03-29 12:02:00 AM  

phedex: one of my best friends, a smart guy, makes 50k+ a year, I dont get it but he doesnt go to the dentist. He's 31 and hasnt been since he moved out of the house.  insists that its not necessary. and we work together, so i know that his dental insurance is a whopping 10 bucks a pay period.

I just don't get it.  I mean I freaking hate going to the dentist, but its not horrible.  I had people rooting around in my mouth constantly growing up with braces and oral surgery so maybe i'm a little more tempered to it, but if you are asking for a whole world of hurt in a few years.

is this common, are there other farkers out there that don't go just because?


I was afraid of the dentist ever since I was 9 and choked on the xray film thing.

So, I just didn't go anymore.

Until I was 17, and my teeth stared to actually crack, and fall out halfway.  I literally walked around with teeth so badly decayed, the nerve was exposed (yes, it hurt and I lived on advil)

By the time I was 26, I had three separate trips to have emergency tooth extracts.  I had 2 root canals, and they both went bad, so I had to get them extracted.  I had the teeth extracted for the simple reason of this:

Extraction: 100 bucks
Root canal 2000 bucks.

By the time I was 30, I started to seriously take care of my teeth.  I had to have osseous surgery, two extra teeth removed (now I am down 7 teeth).

Take care of your teeth, seriously.  Between all the pain I went through and the running total about 10K to start putting implants back in my mouth, a trip to the dentist in my youth would have paid for itself in spades.

\CSB
 
2013-03-29 12:03:41 AM  
I had a pretty bad dentist experience when I was a kid (early 70s). Needed an extraction, tooth broke, had to be dug out, and it seemed the dentist was out of Novocain. Needless to say, dentist was a no-no for me for the longest time. "I'll go when it hurts" kinda attitude. Had a root canal when I was around 20. Again issues with anesthesia (different dentist).
At about 30 or so, I had frequent visits to fix this that and the other. Fortunately, I finally found an awesome dentist who can do extraction, root canal, bone graft, whatever, basically painless and barely uncomfortable.

As for price, I spent more than half or my life in countries with socialized health care, so cost was not an issue there. In the U.S., I paid for a couple of procedures out of pocket, but now have decent insurance that covers a good portion.

To sum it up: go twice a year for a check-up/cleaning. Skip your Starbucks or a night out partying/dinner, if you have to.
 
2013-03-29 12:13:08 AM  
Yay...another reason for people to make fun of Oklahoma. :/

I hope none of my friends were his patients.
 
2013-03-29 12:16:46 AM  

territ: TFA repeatedly said that "such occupational transmission rates are rare." Well, no farking shiat! That's because most professional dentists enforce strict hygiene standards in their practices! Unlike this asshole.


Mrs. Intonation, who is a dental hygenist, says that it's while it's possible to enforce strict hygiene standards in dental offices, it's not possible for them to be actually 100% clean.  The government mandates that they must clean the teeth of HIV/Hep patients.  And they can sterlize and seal all the instruments, but this doesn't mean that splatters don't happen, and unless one sterilizes every square inch of an entire dental office after treating said patient, it means that everyone in the office after that could be exposed.

Of course, in this case, the sterilization practices were inadequate, at best, but still...

When I heard this on the local radio station (I'm in the Tulsa area) I almost wrecked my vehicle because our dentist shares his first name.  I heard 'Dr. Scott...' and almost lost it until I realized the surname was not the same.

And of course this happens on the same day that the high school our daughter attends was put on lockdown and overrun with SWAT because some idiot pranked the school with a crank call about some student having a gun...

/or, as we call it in Oklahoma, Thursday.
 
2013-03-29 12:19:12 AM  
Ugh, I really should make a dental appointment this summer. I've been avoiding it. Not out of fear, just preoccupation with other things. Been going to the same dentist since childhood, and I will be bummed when he retires. Great guy.
 
2013-03-29 12:21:09 AM  

A Terrible Human: Amos Quito: So I went in - miserable time. Painful even with the local anesthesia. And as for the nitrous oxide? I didn't feel ANY EFFECT. Kept telling him "TURN IT UP, GODDAMMIT!". Still no effect.

Once all over the misery was over, I walked outside - but strangely, I had NO desire to fire up that bowl of weed.

And I never did. I quit, easily and painlessly.

Was it the nitrous? The local anesthesia? The SHEER PAIN?

Well dissociatives are known to cause personality changes.



Wow, that could well be the explanation!

Maybe another root canal will cure me of my disdain for politicians?


/Long shot, I know
 
2013-03-29 12:23:25 AM  

rebelyell2006: My vote is for a public castration for the dentist if any of his patients were infected because of his indifference to safety and sanitation.


Especially if the dentist was a teabagger.
 
2013-03-29 12:23:28 AM  
I like going to the dentist. Am I weird?
 
2013-03-29 12:23:50 AM  

Canton: Ugh, I really should make a dental appointment this summer. I've been avoiding it. Not out of fear, just preoccupation with other things. Been going to the same dentist since childhood, and I will be bummed when he retires. Great guy.



My childhood dentist flew his plane into a mountain.

They said it was likely suicide.

Not uncommon in that profession, from what I've read.
 
2013-03-29 12:27:01 AM  
Wow, something I can comment on with damn near first hand knowledge sorta. I do IT work for dental offices for one of the three largest dental supply companies. I am in a dental offices all over Ohio for at least six hours a day, and i gotta say i hardly ever see a doctor take care of the equipment. They always task that to someone else, from the one article it did mention he let others inject patients with whatever, and how much. That does happen but usually under direct supervision, and because that person is going to dental school pretty damn soon, or they are on track to become an EFDA, not just because why the hell not.

The article also mentions the reuse of needles, and using questionable instruments, thats just either because hes a cheap bastard, or suppliers stopped selling to him. If they could not sterilize things thats either due to not knowing how to do it properly or the autoclave, bath or whatever they used was broken and they didnt have a backup. The 7000 patient number is probably just the rounded number from the total in the patient database. I suppose it could be a number they think he saw over the course of a few years when they think the bad habits started, but really the only places that see thousands of patients in a one or two year span are large scale low income clinics.

The odd part I part i don't get is, the article says he saw alot of medicaid patients. Every low income place i goto, the doctor seems to be doing just fine. In fact, one i know of in Akron owns a jag, and a few other cars so hes either up to no good, or medicare/caid pays. So really aside from either different payouts in Ok. for insurance, greed, or just plain stupid, there is no reason for a doctor to get into that kinda trouble. I would wager there is more to this story.
 
2013-03-29 12:28:30 AM  
There's 7,000 people in this country who can afford going to the dentist? I guess the economy really has picked up!
 
2013-03-29 12:31:30 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Once I get the nitrous oxide, I don't care what the dentist does.

[store.walterfilm.com image 850x662]


If he fires the gun while holding it like that he is gonna need a dentist and a bit of nitrous himself...
 
2013-03-29 12:34:07 AM  

Amos Quito: Canton: Ugh, I really should make a dental appointment this summer. I've been avoiding it. Not out of fear, just preoccupation with other things. Been going to the same dentist since childhood, and I will be bummed when he retires. Great guy.


My childhood dentist flew his plane into a mountain.

They said it was likely suicide.

Not uncommon in that profession, from what I've read.


Oh geez. That's awful.

I won't pretend to enjoy going to the dentist, but still, I like my dentist. Can't imagine him doing something like that. Don't think he will, either, not so close to retirement age. (Meanwhile, my brother's first orthodontist did commit suicide. So weird. And sad. Sad and weird.)
 
2013-03-29 12:36:35 AM  

MrEricSir: There's 7,000 people in this country who can afford going to the dentist? I guess the economy really has picked up!


60 bucks for a cleaning isnt that bad, or hard to do. County to county, city to city in Ohio most dentists have about the same rates on things, unless your that one guy in Euclid that undercuts everyone in the known universe for crowns at 300-400. If you cant afford basic dental care, but yet somehow can post on here and not do it from a library, you might be doing something wrong. Also alot of doctors i know will reduce prices if you make a case. I have seen more than a few write things off because it was the right thing to do.
 
2013-03-29 12:37:35 AM  
i go to my dentist cause shes cute.  korean cute.  she can put anything in my mouth she wants to

/ its a little awkward getting a boner while in the chair
 
2013-03-29 12:37:40 AM  

A Terrible Human: Amos Quito: So I went in - miserable time. Painful even with the local anesthesia. And as for the nitrous oxide? I didn't feel ANY EFFECT. Kept telling him "TURN IT UP, GODDAMMIT!". Still no effect.

Once all over the misery was over, I walked outside - but strangely, I had NO desire to fire up that bowl of weed.

And I never did. I quit, easily and painlessly.

Was it the nitrous? The local anesthesia? The SHEER PAIN?

Well dissociatives are known to cause personality changes.


I should get one of those then.
 
2013-03-29 12:51:33 AM  

Amos Quito: Wow, that could well be the explanation!

Maybe another root canal will cure me of my disdain for politicians?


No sadly there isn't a cure for terrible politicians.

Danger Avoid Death: I should get one of those then.


There's not an absolute on whether you'll have any personality change or even if you'll have a change for the better. See after a large amount of abusing various dissociatives I've noticed I can stay far calmer and hold my tongue better than before but I have the memory of a farking goldfish sometimes.
 
2013-03-29 12:56:52 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Candygram4Mongo: I am not afraid to go to the dentist.

But I am too poor to go to the dentist.

If you are too poor to go to the dentist, you are definitely too poor not to go to the dentist.

$60 cleanings now or $6,000 in dental work down the road.  And trust me, dental work down the road sucks (even setting aside the price).


It's true. I cough up a hundred bucks twice a year because I'm paranoid of having to have a root canal. Haven't had a filling in a decade, so I'm doing pretty well.
 
2013-03-29 12:57:03 AM  
katerbug72

I like going to the dentist. Am I weird?

Nope. I don't think so. It's pretty simple really; brush and floss daily you will have easy visits. My big problem is that I am on the "new age redneck's right pocket" dental plan, a cleaning and x-rays are about $250 which is why I may not go every 6 months.....which is also why I floss and brush religiously...
 
2013-03-29 12:57:44 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Pribar: Rufus Lee King: Once I get the nitrous oxide, I don't care what the dentist does.

[store.walterfilm.com image 850x662]

If he fires the gun while holding it like that he is gonna need a dentist and a bit of nitrous himself...

That was a still from a W.C. Fields comedy short. This is not a gun thread.


I know what it was from and what thread this is

Oh and

i135.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-29 12:59:22 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: 36 years, I'm kind of surprised it was only 7000.


That's just the 7,000 since 2007, which is as far back as the records they found go.
 
2013-03-29 01:00:10 AM  
Is it too late for them to shower to prevent infection?
 
2013-03-29 01:01:59 AM  

phedex: one of my best friends, a smart guy, makes 50k+ a year, I dont get it but he doesnt go to the dentist. He's 31 and hasnt been since he moved out of the house.  insists that its not necessary. and we work together, so i know that his dental insurance is a whopping 10 bucks a pay period.

I just don't get it.  I mean I freaking hate going to the dentist, but its not horrible.  I had people rooting around in my mouth constantly growing up with braces and oral surgery so maybe i'm a little more tempered to it, but if you are asking for a whole world of hurt in a few years.

is this common, are there other farkers out there that don't go just because?


My older sister has had dental through her husband for eight years- never went. Afraid of needles was her excuse, and I go... If you get your cleanings, you won't see a single needle. Had a conversation with her once about how she refuses to floss because it makes her gums bleed. I'm going, OF COURSE it will if you never do it!

Finally she caved and started going after about 7.5 years of never going. Three root canals, six other fillings, and advanced gingivitis. She had to be put out and it took three appts to get it all done, plus they paid a ton out of pocket to fix her mouth. Now she's more vigilant about it, but her smile is screwed up forever.

/cool story about my sis
 
2013-03-29 01:02:46 AM  
Dental health is cardiovascular health.

/That is all
//Read the literature
 
2013-03-29 01:04:24 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: I am not afraid to go to the dentist.

But I am too poor to go to the dentist.


Yep yep.
 
2013-03-29 01:08:59 AM  

UberNeuman: [www.movievortex.com image 500x270]

"I'm your dentist...."


"THANK YOU!"
 
2013-03-29 01:12:54 AM  
I'm terrified of the dentist.  Even a routine cleaning is scary.
 
2013-03-29 01:19:33 AM  

Fecal Conservative: Dental health is cardiovascular health.


That explains the toothache in my left ventricle.
 
2013-03-29 01:20:49 AM  
I'm not afraid of going to the dentist, and since I have never been to Oklahoma, I continue to not be afraid of going to the dentist.

Also, my dentist is a MILF. So is her dental hygienist.  The latter seems to be a hiring criteria for dental hygienists.
 
2013-03-29 01:23:18 AM  

Guess_Who: Is it too late for them to shower to prevent infection?


Can just do what they did to Hershel on Walking Dead, cut off the affected body part so it can't spread.

/I can't think of everything, people.
 
2013-03-29 01:28:28 AM  

capt.hollister: I'm not afraid of going to the dentist, and since I have never been to Oklahoma, I continue to not be afraid of going to the dentist.

Also, my dentist is a MILF. So is her dental hygienist.  The latter seems to be a hiring criteria for dental hygienists.


Do like Steven Wright, who also had a hot dental hygienist. Eat a full bag of Oreo's in the waiting room before your cleaning appointment. Lots of quality tiime.
 
2013-03-29 01:28:36 AM  
I've had 2 root canals because of broken teeth. My dentist is awesome. Didn't have any problems. I may need another root canal due to another cracked tooth. I really need to stop eating hard candy.
 
2013-03-29 01:38:18 AM  
When I was a kid I got to see my dentist perp-walked on the news for such wonderful practices as drilling starter holes in kids' teeth and faking anaesthetic doses. After all the tooth pulls and extra work I got (thankfully on baby-teeth) I freaking hate dentists. So now I go three times a year for cleaning even though my plan only covers two--because I never, ever, ever want another of those vampires near me with a drill.
 
2013-03-29 01:47:12 AM  
So, it's come to bringing friends with you to watch anytime you're knocked out anywhere I guess.
 
2013-03-29 01:48:17 AM  

Terrible Old Man: So, it's come to bringing friends with you to watch anytime you're knocked out anywhere I guess.


So they can draw dicks on your face.
 
2013-03-29 02:23:08 AM  
Ok, I had a filling that was "too shallow" to require novocaine that hurt like a biatch, but that didn't make me stop going. I just bought some damn Listerine so it never happens again. Living with farked up teeth sounds like a nightmare. You can't just wrap them up and put them in a sling.

/You know what I hate most about dental drills, Mr. Anderson? It's the smell.
//Seriously. Burning enamel. Ugh.
 
2013-03-29 02:25:54 AM  

katerbug72: I like going to the dentist. Am I weird?


No. Not if your dentist is like mine. I don't really like going for dentistry and the sctual teeth clesning etc. But he does good work and is like a best friend the wsy he wants to know about what tbe kids I substituted for that day were like and any travel plans I have.
 
2013-03-29 02:32:01 AM  

UberNeuman: [www.movievortex.com image 500x270]

"I'm your dentist...."


I have to wonder how many people became afraid of dentists due to watching this movie when they were young.
 
2013-03-29 02:35:52 AM  

Kevin72: he wants to know about what tbe kids I substituted for that day were like and any travel plans I have.


"So Kevin, when is the next time that your house will be completely unattended?  Any time soon?  That sounds wonderful!"
 
2013-03-29 02:36:10 AM  
My dad is my dentist, so not only do i have idiotically complete trust in whatever he's doing, but I also don't have to pay for shiat! gonna have a massive panic attack about going to a strange dentist when he retires though. But until then, I'm on Easy Street!
 
2013-03-29 03:03:21 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: I am not afraid to go to the dentist.

But I am too poor to go to the dentist.


I have several severe dental problems from missing teeth, a broken tooth, to gum problems, etc.  What I don't have is $10,000 to pay for all of the dental work.  Dental insurance is no help what with high premiums and low yearly payout caps.
 
2013-03-29 03:44:10 AM  
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2013-03-29 03:52:02 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Kevin72: he wants to know about what tbe kids I substituted for that day were like and any travel plans I have.

"So Kevin, when is the next time that your house will be completely unattended?  Any time soon?  That sounds wonderful!"


Oh. No he isn't planning to burglar my house. He actually remembers and asks how my trip was. If after I traveled summer vacation when no school.
 
2013-03-29 03:56:53 AM  

Pestifer: When I was a kid I got to see my dentist perp-walked on the news for such wonderful practices as drilling starter holes in kids' teeth and faking anaesthetic doses. After all the tooth pulls and extra work I got (thankfully on baby-teeth) I freaking hate dentists. So now I go three times a year for cleaning even though my plan only covers two--because I never, ever, ever want another of those vampires near me with a drill.


Cool! Is perp walk the same thing as frog-marched?
 
2013-03-29 03:58:59 AM  

Kevin72: Pestifer: When I was a kid I got to see my dentist perp-walked on the news for such wonderful practices as drilling starter holes in kids' teeth and faking anaesthetic doses. After all the tooth pulls and extra work I got (thankfully on baby-teeth) I freaking hate dentists. So now I go three times a year for cleaning even though my plan only covers two--because I never, ever, ever want another of those vampires near me with a drill.

Cool! Is perp walk the same thing as frog-marched?


Perp walk involves far less alcohol.
 
2013-03-29 04:01:02 AM  

Kevin72: Pestifer: When I was a kid I got to see my dentist perp-walked on the news for such wonderful practices as drilling starter holes in kids' teeth and faking anaesthetic doses. After all the tooth pulls and extra work I got (thankfully on baby-teeth) I freaking hate dentists. So now I go three times a year for cleaning even though my plan only covers two--because I never, ever, ever want another of those vampires near me with a drill.

Cool! Is perp walk the same thing as frog-marched?


johnlennonartwork.com
/What a frog marching may look like.
 
2013-03-29 04:21:41 AM  

SemiDiscerning: Candygram4Mongo: I am not afraid to go to the dentist.

But I am too poor to go to the dentist.

I have several severe dental problems from missing teeth, a broken tooth, to gum problems, etc.  What I don't have is $10,000 to pay for all of the dental work.  Dental insurance is no help what with high premiums and low yearly payout caps.


It's not the low yearly payout caps I have a problem with, it's the low payout for caps. Or more specifically, crowns. It does me no good at all for them to cover the root canal and prep work when I still need to find $700 for a porcelain-fused gold crown. You can't do half a root canal--it's all or nothing. (And no, I can't do a base-metal crown--curse my hypersensitive gums!)
 
2013-03-29 08:40:59 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: shanrick: Is it safe?

NOTHING is safe. Safety is a delusional concept.

Learn to evaluate calculated risks.



Some of us got it, shanrick.
 
2013-03-29 08:57:08 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: ChrisDe: 36 years, 7,000 patients. Holy crap.

36 years, I'm kind of surprised it was  only 7000.


It's 7000 since 2007 - there are better articles out there. The 7000 are the known patients, as apparently he destroyed records.

/Wonders if he destroyed records illegally.
//This guy removed my wisdom teeth long before that.
///I'll be getting tested.
 
2013-03-29 09:43:34 AM  
CSB time

While Brad Pitt won the Pick 6 in the good looks genetic lottery, I unfortunately won the Pick 6 in the healthy teeth category. Dental insurance through my company is dirt cheap and I go for cleanings and X-Rays twice a year with no deductible. My dentist hates me because she can't make any real money off of me.

True story is she is an awesomely beautiful brunette MILF and while I crave her ample breasts pressing into my head during her examination, she's only in there a minute or so, asks "How's everything going?" and she's gone.

sigh. End CSB
 
2013-03-29 10:26:52 AM  

ko_kyi: Candygram4Mongo: shanrick: Is it safe?

NOTHING is safe. Safety is a delusional concept.

Learn to evaluate calculated risks.


Some of us got it, shanrick.


Is it safe?
 
2013-03-29 12:17:55 PM  

ShoeKing: no way 7000 people in Oklahoma went to the dentist.


Hey, we're not Britain here.
 
2013-03-29 01:23:05 PM  

Spanky3woods: CSB time

While Brad Pitt won the Pick 6 in the good looks genetic lottery, I unfortunately won the Pick 6 in the healthy teeth category. Dental insurance through my company is dirt cheap and I go for cleanings and X-Rays twice a year with no deductible. My dentist hates me because she can't make any real money off of me.

True story is she is an awesomely beautiful brunette MILF and while I crave her ample breasts pressing into my head during her examination, she's only in there a minute or so, asks "How's everything going?" and she's gone.

sigh. End CSB


Just for the record, there's chicks like me out there whose biggest turn on in men is a nice smile. So don't go saying woe is me that I got nice teeth- makes girls like me go to goo. No kidding.
 
2013-03-29 02:47:54 PM  
The article I saw on this earlier today mentioned he had rusty instruments and the pictures of the place looked like a dump.

If your dentists tools are rusty, leave. Don't go to the ghetto for dental work.
 
2013-03-30 10:58:33 AM  
I go to a dentist office where 3 out of 5 dentists are young (compared to me) attractive, and pleasant. My teeth have never been better.
 
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