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(TPNN)   "So let's see, we want to put a strip club in this strip mall next to the Sugar and Spice Family Restaurant, who is going to have a problem with that?"   (whptv.com) divider line 32
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2013-03-28 08:33:21 PM  
Sugar and Spice  sounds like a strip club itself...
 
2013-03-28 08:42:03 PM  
Beth told us. "It's not a Hooters, its not a bar!"

Beth should use more apostrophes when she speaks.
 
2013-03-28 08:42:07 PM  
That's what they get putting a family restaurant in a strip mall
 
2013-03-28 08:44:33 PM  
the strip club absolutely must be called "Everything Nice".
 
2013-03-28 08:45:04 PM  
Jealous wives?
 
2013-03-28 08:47:40 PM  
Meh, peak time for a strip-joint is different than that of a family eatery.

Although, if the christian morals are that strong there, business owner is probably retarded for wanting it there.

Ever thought about a little boys swimwear boutique?  That would be more lucrative in such a location.
 
2013-03-28 08:48:43 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but a strip club in a strip mall sounds so very appropriate.  Instead of merely waiting in the car while mom  and the kids go shopping, he can go relax and enjoy a little entertainment.
 
2013-03-28 08:50:49 PM  
One word: Synergy
 
2013-03-28 08:53:27 PM  
These people sound very selfish, going on and on about their restaurant losing business. What about those poor strippers? How will they pay for college?
 
2013-03-28 09:00:27 PM  
What do they think it going to happen? It's not a brothel.
 
2013-03-28 09:00:36 PM  
it's a 'strip' mall, isn't it?

restaurant owners should have realized that

duh
 
2013-03-28 09:00:42 PM  
How close are they to the payday loan place and the bail bondsman?
 
2013-03-28 09:08:08 PM  
There was a Pussycat Theater next to the Chinese Restaurant my parents took me to every Sunday when I was a kid.
 
2013-03-28 09:08:58 PM  
Sugar and Spice, next door to All Things Nice Skanky?

I'm not seeing a problem here.
 
2013-03-28 09:10:50 PM  
There is always a school down the street, always a family restaurant next door, and always, always someone who will trumpet their superior morality and shout "Won't someone think of the children!"

If they hadn't told you what was going to happen behind those doors you'd never have known.
 
2013-03-28 09:22:58 PM  

Strega: There is always a school down the street, always a family restaurant next door, and always, always someone who will trumpet their superior morality and shout "Won't someone think of the children!"

If they hadn't told you what was going to happen behind those doors you'd never have known.


While I agree, you'll find a lot of these little clubs are crazy entrepreneurs who won't cut it and it will shut down in 6 months anyways for whatever other reason, or a multitude of reasons.

Like that topless coffee shop that made the rounds a few times here on Fark.  Great idea, piss poor execution / location.   (although it's still going... a quick google is showing me, some farktard burned it down, wasn't a true believer though, it was a jealous boyfriend, re-opened this january)
 
2013-03-28 09:24:17 PM  

the801: the strip club absolutely must be called "Everything Nice".


Came here for the obvious, leaving happy.
 
2013-03-28 10:08:32 PM  
Welcome to the free market.
 
2013-03-28 10:48:04 PM  
I suspect those made from snips, and snails, and puppy dog tails won't.
 
2013-03-28 11:24:12 PM  
People need to hide their shame behind closed doors.  And in this case they should go find someplace else for their business.  If you do not want a strip club next to your restaurant than move the damned restaurant.  Oh, and keep your farking morals to yourself.  Just because you think stripping is shameful does not mean that everyone else does.  If the area is zoned for this type of an establishment then tough schitt.  Learn to live like a christian and turn the other cheek.  Or, as previously stated, move your damned restaurant elsewhere.
 
2013-03-28 11:57:37 PM  
This is quite common where I live, and I assume elsewhere as well.

Especially mex tranny bars and viet "coffee shops" with various level of undress. They black out the windows, they open after the family restaurant closes. Don't really see the problem.
 
2013-03-29 12:05:13 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: How close are they to the payday loan place and the bail bondsman?


I wish those kinds of places were closer to strip clubs around here.  All the payday loan places aren't anywhere near the good strip clubs, and sometimes you need a payday loan to go to the strip club.
 
2013-03-29 12:38:35 AM  
So let me get this strait. Sugar and Spice is the Family Restaurant.
Whats the strip club called, Old Town Buffet?
 
2013-03-29 12:49:31 AM  

stuffy: So let me get this strait. Sugar and Spice is the Family Restaurant.
Whats the strip club called, Old Town Buffet?


TFA says it'll be called "the Office" -- an appealing name for the kernel-of-truth set who're dutifully informing someone where they're stuck late. My guess is that Sugar and Spice would get a serious business boost, with some awkward tipping.
 
2013-03-29 01:19:27 AM  
Ok, you get burgers at a burger joint, pizza at a pizza place, so what do you get at a family restaurant?
 
2013-03-29 02:29:29 AM  
Is the restaurant a school or church? Then deal with it.
 
2013-03-29 05:39:52 AM  

FormlessOne: the801: the strip club absolutely must be called "Everything Nice".

Came here for the obvious, leaving happy.


Same here *tailwags*
 
2013-03-29 08:11:29 AM  

The Snow Dog: Is the restaurant a school or church? Then deal with it.

 
2013-03-29 08:35:47 AM  
FTFA: "I don't think it is a good area, I don't think anyone does there is a school down the road," explained Beth Bratcher. "A very family-oriented area, good place to raise kids. "

So we have a comma splice followed immediately by a missing comma, and then two sentence fragments after the attribution.

I CAN JOURNALISM TO POTATO.
 
2013-03-29 09:22:30 AM  
In  Texas, about 10 years ago, there opened a "gentlemans club". The city put up a school around the corner and sued the club saying it was too close, needed  to be at least 500' away. Club countersued, and won under pre-existing conditions. City settled with the club.
 
2013-03-29 02:32:42 PM  
Not Dad.
 
2013-03-29 02:58:56 PM  
I'll take spice, please.
 
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