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(NYPost)   Top Wall Street banker and 1 percenter demands that his penthouse have a 100 percent 360-degree panoramic Manhattan skyline view or it will cause him to "suffer real and irreparable harm." Break out the tiny violins if you can find them   (nypost.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, irreparable injury, Manhattan, liquor licenses, permanent residence, building codes  
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13151 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Mar 2013 at 10:30 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-28 10:34:03 PM  
11 votes:
Be jealous all you want, guys, but take comfort in the fact that your name isn't Dick Handler.
2013-03-28 10:44:19 PM  
7 votes:
That elevator shaft may need some ventilation. Might I suggest the following:

edge.liveleak.com
2013-03-28 08:02:15 PM  
5 votes:
Do we have a new leader the 'most punchable face' contest?

www.nypost.com
2013-03-28 10:53:31 PM  
3 votes:
Screw the tiny violin. Shove a bass fiddle up his ass.
2013-03-28 10:50:59 PM  
3 votes:
See, this is a "New Money" thing to do. You won't see a Du Pont or a Rockerfeller making such a fuss. They'd just buy the offending building and knock off a couple of floors.
2013-03-28 10:44:34 PM  
3 votes:
Oh
My
Gawd

Some RICH person is complaining about someone's construction messes with their view?  How dare they!

I for one, am OUTRAGED. I am rubbing myself furiously between the legs right now over thoughts of violent revolts and physical violence.
2013-03-28 10:30:37 PM  
3 votes:
Your name is getting added to the scarf, asshole.
2013-03-28 10:45:06 PM  
2 votes:

Fart_Machine: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 273x185]


Exactly. I hope his portfolio drops 0.02% and he freaks out and tests his glass walls with a running leap.
2013-03-28 10:41:56 PM  
2 votes:
 "suffer real and irreparable harm."

One can only hope.
2013-03-28 10:41:34 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, I didn't know you could make that much as a dick handler.
2013-03-28 10:41:01 PM  
2 votes:

Lord Jubjub: I really don't wish to bring the French Revolution into this thread. I'll leave before I do.


It might take a good while but eventually the "Second Amendment solution" guys will figure out who it is that's really been screwing them over. Once that dam bursts, it's going to be chaos. Bloody bloody chaos.

/Probably not until long after the sheriff isn't near
2013-03-28 10:39:27 PM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-03-28 10:35:24 PM  
2 votes:
Richard Handler, 51, CEO of Jeffries Group, whines in a Manhattan Civil Court lawsuit that the renovation of neighboring 50 Varick St. will cause him to "suffer real and irreparable harm to my unrelenting and non-stop creation of jobs and wealth for all"

I think that's what he meant to say. Don't let your guard down, dude.
2013-03-28 10:34:04 PM  
2 votes:

Slives: Do we have a new leader the 'most punchable face' contest?


Also, too

lh5.googleusercontent.com
2013-03-28 09:46:53 PM  
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well you have to work really hard to make that much money. Dude needs his rest!


Yeah!

Handler's 6,000-square-foot penthouse is actually just a pied-à-terre. His permanent residence is a lakefront mansion in swanky South Salem, Westchester.

You know what? I am going to go with asshole on this one.
2013-03-28 08:57:45 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: That seems like an invitation to inconvenience and annoy him as much as possible.


Soprano-style. Bottle rockets at 3am from a neighboring building.
2013-03-28 08:51:36 PM  
2 votes:
I really don't wish to bring the French Revolution into this thread.  I'll leave before I do.

/This 1%er probably should be paying court and lawyer costs for all involved.
//Sorry, MisterTweak, I would go farther than you're willing to.
2013-03-29 04:33:52 AM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: I_Am_Weasel: That seems like an invitation to inconvenience and annoy him as much as possible.

Soprano-style. Bottle rockets at 3am from a neighboring building.


I'm an opera singer and read this like "Yesss....soprano style...practicing arias at 2 AM" before I realized you meant a whole different kind of soprano.
2013-03-29 02:12:40 AM  
1 vote:
Well, simple really. That view can be found on the roof. Enjoy your tent, sir.
2013-03-29 02:04:38 AM  
1 vote:
Feh. Balls.
2013-03-29 01:38:17 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe Dick Handler would enjoy a piece of cake.

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-03-29 01:08:27 AM  
1 vote:
If he were strung up on the antenna on the building's roof, that would be a pretty good view.
2013-03-29 12:50:45 AM  
1 vote:
MeanJean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MALMOFqp6s
Jump to 1:48.
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Sweet!

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That should go viral.
That should be America.
2013-03-28 11:46:15 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, ease off. This could literally be a deal with the Devil thing. Once his view gets obstructed for too long, his soul could finally be forfeit.
2013-03-28 11:29:36 PM  
1 vote:
I find it somewhat ironic that my fellow Farkers are chastising this guy for being known as [a] "dick handler".

/something about stones and glass houses
2013-03-28 11:29:24 PM  
1 vote:
How can even a bazillionaire grow up to adulthood and not comprehend how an elevator works?
2013-03-28 11:24:49 PM  
1 vote:
Oh waaaaaaaaaa I have a kajillion dollars and I'm in this penthouse maybe 2 weeks of the year and a small portion of my kitchen window view is obstructed...waaaaaaa how am I supposed to live this way?!!!
2013-03-28 11:03:57 PM  
1 vote:

BunkoSquad: Be jealous all you want, guys, but take comfort in the fact that your name isn't Dick Handler.


For the win.
2013-03-28 11:00:40 PM  
1 vote:
I demand my house be constructed entirely from tiny violins.
2013-03-28 10:56:40 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah I'm going to have to ask this guy to kindly go fark himself.
2013-03-28 10:52:24 PM  
1 vote:

EngineerAU: Lord Jubjub: I really don't wish to bring the French Revolution into this thread. I'll leave before I do.

It might take a good while but eventually the "Second Amendment solution" guys will figure out who it is that's really been screwing them over. Once that dam bursts, it's going to be chaos. Bloody bloody chaos.

/Probably not until long after the sheriff isn't near


The teabagger love for the banks is odd.  But they will continue to blame the blacks, the Mexicans, the Muslims, the poor, the blacks, the media, the educated, the educators, the blacks, and workers who work together to better their lives.  The banks are safe.
2013-03-28 10:48:41 PM  
1 vote:
dick handler
2013-03-28 10:42:04 PM  
1 vote:
crisisboom.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-28 10:41:44 PM  
1 vote:
No, no, let him have his panoramic view.

In fact, let him have more. I personally volunteer to give this man a lifetime supply of trapdoors. Easter's tomorrow, right? I could hide them and he can keep any trapdoor he finds!
2013-03-28 10:40:46 PM  
1 vote:
One quick shove is all it would take.
2013-03-28 10:37:51 PM  
1 vote:
What a dick....handler
2013-03-28 10:37:08 PM  
1 vote:
String him up on a radio antenna by his underwear. At least he will get his 360 degree view.
2013-03-28 10:36:50 PM  
1 vote:

BunkoSquad: Be jealous all you want, guys, but take comfort in the fact that your name isn't Dick Handler.


ZOMG.

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2013-03-28 10:10:41 PM  
1 vote:
I must be watching "Sons of Anarchy" too much, because my 1st thought was "He is in a motorcycle gang?"
2013-03-28 08:51:10 PM  
1 vote:
That seems like an invitation to inconvenience and annoy him as much as possible.
2013-03-28 08:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
I really don't like to wish a tumor upon someone, so I'll just leave this thread before I do.
2013-03-28 07:56:30 PM  
1 vote:
Well you have to work really hard to make that much money. Dude needs his rest!
 
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