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(NYPost)   Top Wall Street banker and 1 percenter demands that his penthouse have a 100 percent 360-degree panoramic Manhattan skyline view or it will cause him to "suffer real and irreparable harm." Break out the tiny violins if you can find them   (nypost.com) divider line 147
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2013-03-28 07:53:01 PM
fark that asshole
 
2013-03-28 07:56:30 PM
Well you have to work really hard to make that much money. Dude needs his rest!
 
2013-03-28 08:02:15 PM
Do we have a new leader the 'most punchable face' contest?

www.nypost.com
 
2013-03-28 08:07:04 PM
The man is obviously an insufferable douche, but legally he is correct. The question remaining is whether he has authority to challenge it
 
2013-03-28 08:15:54 PM
I really don't like to wish a tumor upon someone, so I'll just leave this thread before I do.
 
2013-03-28 08:51:10 PM
That seems like an invitation to inconvenience and annoy him as much as possible.
 
2013-03-28 08:51:36 PM
I really don't wish to bring the French Revolution into this thread.  I'll leave before I do.

/This 1%er probably should be paying court and lawyer costs for all involved.
//Sorry, MisterTweak, I would go farther than you're willing to.
 
2013-03-28 08:57:45 PM

I_Am_Weasel: That seems like an invitation to inconvenience and annoy him as much as possible.


Soprano-style. Bottle rockets at 3am from a neighboring building.
 
2013-03-28 09:46:53 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well you have to work really hard to make that much money. Dude needs his rest!


Yeah!

Handler's 6,000-square-foot penthouse is actually just a pied-à-terre. His permanent residence is a lakefront mansion in swanky South Salem, Westchester.

You know what? I am going to go with asshole on this one.
 
2013-03-28 10:00:23 PM
fta:   the elevator shaft...rises to 162 feet - beyond the area's 120-foot limit.

so yeah, he is in the right on this one.

stop with the class warfare.
 
2013-03-28 10:10:41 PM
I must be watching "Sons of Anarchy" too much, because my 1st thought was "He is in a motorcycle gang?"
 
2013-03-28 10:22:17 PM
Damn, the real estate in that part of town has changed. Used to be the printing district right above the Holland.

 My first job in the big city was at 131 Varick in the late 70s, worked for a silk screener whose claim to fame was doing the silk screen posters for the Grateful Dead. Had loads of them all over his office walls.

/great guy

//also, I'm slightly older than that guy and he looks a lot older than I. Must be the hard work
///when he dies, it should become a pigeon coop
 
2013-03-28 10:30:37 PM
Your name is getting added to the scarf, asshole.
 
2013-03-28 10:33:39 PM
Hey, you know, if you sit on your ass long enough and don't pay taxes, you will get a penthouse view of manhattan too. After all, you are owed that and much more.
 
2013-03-28 10:34:03 PM
Be jealous all you want, guys, but take comfort in the fact that your name isn't Dick Handler.
 
2013-03-28 10:34:04 PM

Slives: Do we have a new leader the 'most punchable face' contest?


Also, too

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-28 10:35:24 PM
Richard Handler, 51, CEO of Jeffries Group, whines in a Manhattan Civil Court lawsuit that the renovation of neighboring 50 Varick St. will cause him to "suffer real and irreparable harm to my unrelenting and non-stop creation of jobs and wealth for all"

I think that's what he meant to say. Don't let your guard down, dude.
 
2013-03-28 10:35:47 PM
What NYPost might look like
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2013-03-28 10:36:50 PM

BunkoSquad: Be jealous all you want, guys, but take comfort in the fact that your name isn't Dick Handler.


ZOMG.

hahaNelsonMuntz.jpg
 
2013-03-28 10:37:08 PM
String him up on a radio antenna by his underwear. At least he will get his 360 degree view.
 
2013-03-28 10:37:51 PM
What a dick....handler
 
2013-03-28 10:39:09 PM
I'd be pleased if someone threw him off the roof.
 
2013-03-28 10:39:10 PM
THIS MOTHERFARKER IS THE FIRST ONE BIT ON THE NECK
 
2013-03-28 10:39:27 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-28 10:40:01 PM
done in 1
 
2013-03-28 10:40:46 PM
One quick shove is all it would take.
 
2013-03-28 10:41:01 PM

Lord Jubjub: I really don't wish to bring the French Revolution into this thread. I'll leave before I do.


It might take a good while but eventually the "Second Amendment solution" guys will figure out who it is that's really been screwing them over. Once that dam bursts, it's going to be chaos. Bloody bloody chaos.

/Probably not until long after the sheriff isn't near
 
2013-03-28 10:41:34 PM
Wow, I didn't know you could make that much as a dick handler.
 
2013-03-28 10:41:44 PM
No, no, let him have his panoramic view.

In fact, let him have more. I personally volunteer to give this man a lifetime supply of trapdoors. Easter's tomorrow, right? I could hide them and he can keep any trapdoor he finds!
 
2013-03-28 10:41:56 PM
 "suffer real and irreparable harm."

One can only hope.
 
2013-03-28 10:42:04 PM
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2013-03-28 10:43:29 PM
 
2013-03-28 10:44:19 PM
That elevator shaft may need some ventilation. Might I suggest the following:

edge.liveleak.com
 
2013-03-28 10:44:34 PM
Oh
My
Gawd

Some RICH person is complaining about someone's construction messes with their view?  How dare they!

I for one, am OUTRAGED. I am rubbing myself furiously between the legs right now over thoughts of violent revolts and physical violence.
 
2013-03-28 10:45:06 PM

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Exactly. I hope his portfolio drops 0.02% and he freaks out and tests his glass walls with a running leap.
 
2013-03-28 10:45:58 PM
Any farkers up for O Brother on IFC? It's coming on just right now.
 
2013-03-28 10:46:50 PM
EABOD, Douche. You're gonna have a building of supermodels working next door. Go have a stiff one at the bar & get the stick out of your ass
 
2013-03-28 10:47:45 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
 
2013-03-28 10:48:41 PM
dick handler
 
2013-03-28 10:49:39 PM
Sounds like he's more upset about a restaurant/bar moving in next door.  That could be kind of lame.
 
2013-03-28 10:49:57 PM
"Use of the building roof deck as an outdoor event space and its concomitant noise will impair the use and value of [Handler's] apartment," the suit says.

There's his real complaint; the elevator shaft is just backup.

Really, who buys a penthouse for the noise?
 
2013-03-28 10:50:59 PM
See, this is a "New Money" thing to do. You won't see a Du Pont or a Rockerfeller making such a fuss. They'd just buy the offending building and knock off a couple of floors.
 
2013-03-28 10:52:22 PM
no matter how wealthy and powerful you are and how excellent your life is you're going to die.
 
2013-03-28 10:52:24 PM

EngineerAU: Lord Jubjub: I really don't wish to bring the French Revolution into this thread. I'll leave before I do.

It might take a good while but eventually the "Second Amendment solution" guys will figure out who it is that's really been screwing them over. Once that dam bursts, it's going to be chaos. Bloody bloody chaos.

/Probably not until long after the sheriff isn't near


The teabagger love for the banks is odd.  But they will continue to blame the blacks, the Mexicans, the Muslims, the poor, the blacks, the media, the educated, the educators, the blacks, and workers who work together to better their lives.  The banks are safe.
 
2013-03-28 10:53:31 PM
Screw the tiny violin. Shove a bass fiddle up his ass.
 
2013-03-28 10:55:38 PM
The people with the most money are the biggest assholes when it comes to real-estate and the related BS.  I ran into this almost daily for work, and you know what?  Shoot 'em.  Shoot 'em all.  Wastes of oxygen every last one of them.
 
2013-03-28 10:56:40 PM
Yeah I'm going to have to ask this guy to kindly go fark himself.
 
2013-03-28 10:58:10 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"


Long book, great movie.
 
2013-03-28 10:58:37 PM
On behalf of my people.

This farker needs to die
 
2013-03-28 10:59:31 PM

Disappearing Hitchhiker: dick handler


No matter where he goes or who he meets, he will always know that after he introduces himself to someone that is the first thing they will think off.

Good on him.
 
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