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(Daily Mail)   500 lb. naked man bursts onto the set of a live interview and sits on the son of Westboro Baptist Church leader: "He is understood to call himself Billy the Fridge"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 41
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2013-03-28 09:29:34 PM
6 votes:
Until this day, I thought I was good enough to make it as a career journeyman in the troll leagues. I thought, maybe I'm not a superstar, maybe I'm not going to grab all the headlines and bust anyone's salary cap, but I thought, at least, you know, I was there. i was in the big game. I was somebody that could call himself a man among men. Maybe I'd work it a few more years and then pass on what I could to the newbs. from career all-arounder to coach to maybe a cushy chair on the office for my twilight years, shooting the bull, making the calls, being generally wise and endearing and still in the game. I thought i'd always have some juice.

But I didn't know what the possibilities were. Now I see what heights can be reached, what real talent can do. I didn't know what kind of beauty truly existed for us, the few, the proud, the elite. Now i can see what true talent means. Mine eyes were shut, until now, just now. I thought I was good enough, but i am nothing before this man. I am small, and ashamed.

Now, I am ashamed.

God bless you, Billy the Fridge, for showing me just how small I really am. May you continue to garner teh lulz until you can no longer astonish us; long may your work enrage. I am an ant compared to thee, my sweet hero, my idol, my man-mountain.
2013-03-28 07:58:41 PM
6 votes:
Well, you had better go catch it.
2013-03-28 10:14:49 PM
5 votes:
Oh the huge man.  No Tee.
2013-03-28 09:08:18 PM
4 votes:
I hope the Phelps kid was forced to motorboat this guy's moobs.
2013-03-28 08:44:01 PM
4 votes:
Well, if you're going to weigh 500 pounds, you might as well put it to a good use...

Well done.

/Next time eat beans first
2013-03-28 09:36:38 PM
3 votes:
dash.ponychan.net
2013-03-28 07:59:11 PM
3 votes:
i36.photobucket.com
2013-03-28 10:40:32 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-28 10:38:03 PM
2 votes:

parkerlewis: Here comes the lawsuit.


They are gonna sue the pants off him!
2013-03-28 09:56:57 PM
2 votes:

Lady Indica: He has bigger tits than me.




They were nice, weren't they?
2013-03-28 09:47:47 PM
2 votes:
Obesity... the heaviest form of patriotic.
2013-03-28 09:29:39 PM
2 votes:

"He is understood to call himself Billy the Fridge"


William "Refrigerator" Perry?
2013-03-28 09:27:52 PM
2 votes:
9/10

Would be 10/10 if fat guy shart on the Phelps.
2013-03-28 09:27:23 PM
2 votes:
img269.imageshack.us
2013-03-28 09:23:16 PM
2 votes:
cache.gawker.com
2013-03-28 09:18:36 PM
2 votes:

mongbiohazard: Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.

I get the impression Fred Phelps also wants to see Fred Phelps under a big pile of naked man flesh.

Also... who wants to lay odds this was staged?


Cameraman and interviewer were probably in on it.  Don't think Phelps know what was coming.

/I think Billy needs to start walking past their protests wearing a Speedo
//With "Leviathan" body-painted across his back
///Or "Soon"
2013-03-28 09:15:18 PM
2 votes:

Lady Indica: He has bigger tits than me.


I am willing to do a comparison to verify that statement.
2013-03-28 08:10:16 PM
2 votes:

Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.


I had no idea you were so kinky.

/NTTAWWT
2013-03-28 07:59:46 PM
2 votes:
I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.
2013-03-28 11:50:03 PM
1 votes:
images.wikia.com

Release the leviathan!
2013-03-28 11:40:20 PM
1 votes:
well, if you are going to be 500 pounds, you  might as well do something memorable while you are still alive.
2013-03-28 10:15:56 PM
1 votes:
How the hell did they get him in the trailer?! O_O
2013-03-28 09:56:36 PM
1 votes:

Makh: Don't fark with Billy.


And don't fark with Ethel
You saw what just happened
To the guy with the flies
2013-03-28 09:48:18 PM
1 votes:
THE LEVIATHAN!
2013-03-28 09:43:56 PM
1 votes:
If you ask me how this makes me feel I would have to say...

Link

I hope the guy who did it doesn't get sued into oblivion.

/Fark the WBC
2013-03-28 09:43:30 PM
1 votes:
Some time ago I found out the Phelps compound has been photographed on google street view. I looked at it on there from a bunch of different angles, and all I could think of was, "That looks like it would burn pretty easily. Some enterprising individual with some Molotov cocktails could really take care of this problem." Just sayin'.
2013-03-28 09:34:17 PM
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.


Usually you have to pay extra for that sort of action Cotton
2013-03-28 09:34:10 PM
1 votes:
Ha.
Haha.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
*breath*
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
2013-03-28 09:31:21 PM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Ennuipoet: quickdraw: Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.

I had no idea you were so kinky.

/NTTAWWT

I get turned on by Karmic justice  :)

I suspect it's less likely to be Karmic justice and more likely to be the second Friday of the month at the Topeka Motel 6.


Topeka is a hive of scum and villainy.

Imagine; if you will; a town composed completely of old people and worthless layabouts. They have 5 stripclubs, 30ish bars, a casino and a partridge in a pear tree.

/ it's almost as bad as Lawrence
2013-03-28 09:29:57 PM
1 votes:
oops wrong thread.

LOL
2013-03-28 09:28:49 PM
1 votes:
Where the hell is the HERO tag for this story?!

/LMAO
2013-03-28 09:26:37 PM
1 votes:
GOD HATES FATS
2013-03-28 09:24:37 PM
1 votes:
god hates flab
2013-03-28 09:18:34 PM
1 votes:
No hero tag?
2013-03-28 09:16:36 PM
1 votes:

Lady Indica: He has bigger tits than me.


I'm gonna need photographic proof of that
2013-03-28 09:13:49 PM
1 votes:
He has bigger tits than me.
2013-03-28 09:11:47 PM
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.


I get the impression Fred Phelps also wants to see Fred Phelps under a big pile of naked man flesh.

Also... who wants to lay odds this was staged?
2013-03-28 09:10:48 PM
1 votes:
In his "Bill on Capitol Hill" rap, he looks like Weird Al in I'm Fat.

That being said, I'm glad he nakedly chased a Phelps clan member out of a trailer.
2013-03-28 09:00:39 PM
1 votes:
Don't fark with Billy.
2013-03-28 08:32:23 PM
1 votes:

quickdraw: Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.

I had no idea you were so kinky.

/NTTAWWT


I get turned on by Karmic justice  :)
2013-03-28 08:13:45 PM
1 votes:
Westboro Baptist Church member David Phelps was being interviewed in a mobile studio when a 35-stone man, who was wearing no clothes, suddenly burst out of a loo to confront him.

Mobile studio?  It was a piece of shiat tiny RV with some guy holding a camcorder or filming it with an iPhone.

LEVIATHAN!  LOL
 
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