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(Daily Mail)   500 lb. naked man bursts onto the set of a live interview and sits on the son of Westboro Baptist Church leader: "He is understood to call himself Billy the Fridge"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2013-03-28 09:07:15 PM
4 votes:
Please stop putting a camera in front of these people, it only encourages them to continue talking.
2013-03-28 09:29:39 PM
3 votes:

"He is understood to call himself Billy the Fridge"


William "Refrigerator" Perry?
2013-03-28 09:11:47 PM
3 votes:

Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.


I get the impression Fred Phelps also wants to see Fred Phelps under a big pile of naked man flesh.

Also... who wants to lay odds this was staged?
2013-03-28 08:44:01 PM
3 votes:
Well, if you're going to weigh 500 pounds, you might as well put it to a good use...

Well done.

/Next time eat beans first
2013-03-29 12:36:53 AM
2 votes:
Fakety fake fake.  Fred Phelps doesn't have a son named David.
2013-03-28 09:35:00 PM
2 votes:
Here comes the lawsuit.
2013-03-28 09:31:21 PM
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Ennuipoet: quickdraw: Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.

I had no idea you were so kinky.

/NTTAWWT

I get turned on by Karmic justice  :)

I suspect it's less likely to be Karmic justice and more likely to be the second Friday of the month at the Topeka Motel 6.


Topeka is a hive of scum and villainy.

Imagine; if you will; a town composed completely of old people and worthless layabouts. They have 5 stripclubs, 30ish bars, a casino and a partridge in a pear tree.

/ it's almost as bad as Lawrence
2013-03-28 09:29:34 PM
2 votes:
Until this day, I thought I was good enough to make it as a career journeyman in the troll leagues. I thought, maybe I'm not a superstar, maybe I'm not going to grab all the headlines and bust anyone's salary cap, but I thought, at least, you know, I was there. i was in the big game. I was somebody that could call himself a man among men. Maybe I'd work it a few more years and then pass on what I could to the newbs. from career all-arounder to coach to maybe a cushy chair on the office for my twilight years, shooting the bull, making the calls, being generally wise and endearing and still in the game. I thought i'd always have some juice.

But I didn't know what the possibilities were. Now I see what heights can be reached, what real talent can do. I didn't know what kind of beauty truly existed for us, the few, the proud, the elite. Now i can see what true talent means. Mine eyes were shut, until now, just now. I thought I was good enough, but i am nothing before this man. I am small, and ashamed.

Now, I am ashamed.

God bless you, Billy the Fridge, for showing me just how small I really am. May you continue to garner teh lulz until you can no longer astonish us; long may your work enrage. I am an ant compared to thee, my sweet hero, my idol, my man-mountain.
2013-03-28 09:18:34 PM
2 votes:
No hero tag?
2013-03-28 09:16:34 PM
2 votes:
How did this 500 lbs man find himself inside the bathroom of a crappy trailer where this was being filmed, ready and waiting to pop out?

Staged.
2013-03-28 09:15:18 PM
2 votes:

Lady Indica: He has bigger tits than me.


I am willing to do a comparison to verify that statement.
2013-03-28 08:55:41 PM
2 votes:
Meh. Fatboy should have came out earlier. He came out at the worst possible time, when the guy was leaving and the other guy was blocking the camera.
2013-03-28 08:32:23 PM
2 votes:

quickdraw: Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.

I had no idea you were so kinky.

/NTTAWWT


I get turned on by Karmic justice  :)
2013-03-28 08:13:45 PM
2 votes:
Westboro Baptist Church member David Phelps was being interviewed in a mobile studio when a 35-stone man, who was wearing no clothes, suddenly burst out of a loo to confront him.

Mobile studio?  It was a piece of shiat tiny RV with some guy holding a camcorder or filming it with an iPhone.

LEVIATHAN!  LOL
2013-03-29 08:34:07 AM
1 votes:
Nobody mentioned the part at the end of the article where the 30 year old is planning to crucify himself to "honor Christ'?
2013-03-29 04:31:19 AM
1 votes:

Aidan: MrEricSir: Was worried for a second it might be Nathan Phelps.

I followed your link, then followed a link from there and just finished reading an 8 page article on his crazy sister. And now I need a shower. Ugh.


That's the danger of clicking Wikipedia links. First you read one article, then another, and another, and another...

Pretty soon you're editing an article on Star Trek: TNG and donating money to Jimmy Whales.
2013-03-29 02:16:24 AM
1 votes:
To the idiot press,

Stop paying attention to these morons and they'll have nothing to do. You've seen WBC's idiotic sideshow and it never changes and if you'd stop interviewing them and showing up at whatevers they "protest," they'd have no reason to continue and would die off and realize they have absolutely no life beyond this to go back to.

Do everyone a favor and publish their names/photos/addresses so no sane person will ever give them the time of day or a job and ignore them.

Thanks,
Everybody
2013-03-29 12:48:16 AM
1 votes:

2xhelix: Fakety fake fake.  Fred Phelps doesn't have a son named David.


This post needs to be inserted at the top of the thread.
The Onion is one thing.  This is more along the lines of misinformation than mockery or satire.
2013-03-29 12:33:30 AM
1 votes:
Was worried for a second it might be Nathan Phelps.
2013-03-29 12:17:32 AM
1 votes:

parkerlewis: Here comes the lawsuit.


I offer my services pro bono to any attorney who wants to defend the Fridge.
2013-03-28 11:40:20 PM
1 votes:
well, if you are going to be 500 pounds, you  might as well do something memorable while you are still alive.
2013-03-28 10:59:15 PM
1 votes:

trmpt99: No, it's staged because that isn't David Phelps.


Aaahh. Still, I don't think that's what some people meant upthread.

It's still not "staged" in that case.

Fake, skit, short, whatever, even fraud because it's put forth as factual.

Staged is something else imo, where a present member of the film is not in on the joke.(hence all the "of course it's staged" replies)
2013-03-28 10:57:28 PM
1 votes:
As amusing as it Is, the problem is that it's the wrong approach to the Phelps.  They're the ultimate attention whores.  It's their oxygen.  And not just in the seeking lawsuits sort of way.  I mean they fact that we despise them in their eyes validates them.  They live for this coverage.  It makes them feel like martyrs fighting against the heathens.  The best thing to do is ignore them until they fade away.
2013-03-28 10:53:02 PM
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: I think people are mystified and think "staged" because fark's headline was misleading.  Once the video is watched, it's apparent it's not some crazy guy burst onto a set where he was not supposed to be.

It's a bunch of sane people farking with Phelps.  And even as a straight guy, I want to have their babies.

Hero tag indeed!

/subby is bad and should feel bad
//of course, you know you're racing the clock on material this fantastic!


No, it's staged because that isn't David Phelps.

See here for other pictures of the actor in stage productions:
images.morris.com
(Ironic one, eh?)

and:
www.topekacivictheatre.com
2013-03-28 10:44:23 PM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: trmpt99: Third_Uncle_Eno: staged?

Very much.

Did a fat bastard sit on a Phelps? I'd say the question of verisimilitude is academic at best, you homers.


Not academic.  I know the actor.  (I randomly clicked on the fark link and saw a familiar face.  At first, I thought he was doing the interview.  Then I saw him speak, and realized he was playing the role.)
2013-03-28 10:31:28 PM
1 votes:

Third_Uncle_Eno: staged?


Very much.
2013-03-28 10:25:31 PM
1 votes:
Of course, this is fake.  That's a local actor playing David.
2013-03-28 10:05:13 PM
1 votes:
Robert Garrison, described as 'a 30-year-old sado-masochist from Florida', will be hammered onto a giant wooden cross behind a glass window in view of passersby at Battlecam TV's headquarters in Los Angeles.

They'd better not nail through the palms if they want to be legit.  Gotta go through the wrist between the radius and the ulna to support the weight properly.  Go through the palms and they'll just tear.
2013-03-28 09:52:40 PM
1 votes:
I've seen better acting in my kids middle school plays.
2013-03-28 09:48:18 PM
1 votes:
THE LEVIATHAN!
2013-03-28 09:47:33 PM
1 votes:
That seemed kind of dudebro-ish,
And I agree, you're not supposed to feed the trolls....

But what the hell.
That was FARKING HILARIOUS
2013-03-28 09:36:39 PM
1 votes:
It was staged only in the sense that everyone knew what was going on except for David Phelps.  Watch the video.

LEVIATHAN!! LEVIATHAN!!
2013-03-28 09:28:49 PM
1 votes:
Where the hell is the HERO tag for this story?!

/LMAO
2013-03-28 09:27:52 PM
1 votes:
9/10

Would be 10/10 if fat guy shart on the Phelps.
2013-03-28 09:27:23 PM
1 votes:
img269.imageshack.us
2013-03-28 09:23:16 PM
1 votes:
cache.gawker.com
2013-03-28 09:18:36 PM
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.

I get the impression Fred Phelps also wants to see Fred Phelps under a big pile of naked man flesh.

Also... who wants to lay odds this was staged?


Cameraman and interviewer were probably in on it.  Don't think Phelps know what was coming.

/I think Billy needs to start walking past their protests wearing a Speedo
//With "Leviathan" body-painted across his back
///Or "Soon"
2013-03-28 09:16:36 PM
1 votes:

Lady Indica: He has bigger tits than me.


I'm gonna need photographic proof of that
2013-03-28 09:12:30 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, I'm going to be laughing about this all weekend.

Easter dinner with the religious side of my fiancé's family will be even more awkward.
2013-03-28 09:10:48 PM
1 votes:
In his "Bill on Capitol Hill" rap, he looks like Weird Al in I'm Fat.

That being said, I'm glad he nakedly chased a Phelps clan member out of a trailer.
2013-03-28 09:08:18 PM
1 votes:
I hope the Phelps kid was forced to motorboat this guy's moobs.
2013-03-28 09:00:39 PM
1 votes:
Don't fark with Billy.
2013-03-28 08:10:16 PM
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.


I had no idea you were so kinky.

/NTTAWWT
2013-03-28 07:59:11 PM
1 votes:
i36.photobucket.com
2013-03-28 07:58:41 PM
1 votes:
Well, you had better go catch it.
 
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