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(Daily Mail)   500 lb. naked man bursts onto the set of a live interview and sits on the son of Westboro Baptist Church leader: "He is understood to call himself Billy the Fridge"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 138
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2013-03-28 09:36:38 PM  
dash.ponychan.net
 
2013-03-28 09:36:39 PM  
It was staged only in the sense that everyone knew what was going on except for David Phelps.  Watch the video.

LEVIATHAN!! LEVIATHAN!!
 
2013-03-28 09:36:45 PM  
The crappy video seems to mostly self promotion so skip to the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZR5x1iHYE
Too bad the guy with the camera didn't follow them out of the RV.

I'm betting that we will be seeing signs that say "Who's your daddy now Davey?" at their next protest.
 
2013-03-28 09:37:10 PM  
You know that scene in idiocracy where the big fat prisoner sat on the guys head?

Yeah I hope it was like that.
 
2013-03-28 09:43:30 PM  
Some time ago I found out the Phelps compound has been photographed on google street view. I looked at it on there from a bunch of different angles, and all I could think of was, "That looks like it would burn pretty easily. Some enterprising individual with some Molotov cocktails could really take care of this problem." Just sayin'.
 
2013-03-28 09:43:56 PM  
If you ask me how this makes me feel I would have to say...

Link

I hope the guy who did it doesn't get sued into oblivion.

/Fark the WBC
 
2013-03-28 09:45:28 PM  

mongbiohazard: Ennuipoet: I really wanted to see Phelps buried under 500 pounds of naked man flesh.

I get the impression Fred Phelps also wants to see Fred Phelps under a big pile of naked man flesh.

Also... who wants to lay odds this was staged?


If not you can bet your fat ass that it's a lawsuit.
 
2013-03-28 09:47:33 PM  
That seemed kind of dudebro-ish,
And I agree, you're not supposed to feed the trolls....

But what the hell.
That was FARKING HILARIOUS
 
2013-03-28 09:47:47 PM  
Obesity... the heaviest form of patriotic.
 
2013-03-28 09:48:18 PM  
THE LEVIATHAN!
 
2013-03-28 09:52:40 PM  
I've seen better acting in my kids middle school plays.
 
2013-03-28 09:52:55 PM  

stirfrybry: oops wrong thread.

LOL


Oddly appropriate anyway...
 
2013-03-28 09:56:24 PM  
I just watched the video and it was kinda staged but still beautiful.

It would have been better with the addition of a wizard.

LEVIATHAN!

LIGHTNING BOLT!

LEVIATHAN!

LIGHTNING BOLT!
 
2013-03-28 09:56:36 PM  

Makh: Don't fark with Billy.


And don't fark with Ethel
You saw what just happened
To the guy with the flies
 
2013-03-28 09:56:47 PM  
How did 500LB guy not crush Phelps ribcage? You can weigh much less and kill a person by sitting on their chest 10-15 minutes.
 
2013-03-28 09:56:57 PM  

Lady Indica: He has bigger tits than me.




They were nice, weren't they?
 
2013-03-28 09:57:44 PM  

parkerlewis: Here comes the lawsuit.


Exactly. This is what feeds the Westboro Church -- the income from suing anyone that somehow infringes on them.

Stop feeding them; ignore them.
 
2013-03-28 09:59:27 PM  
Damn. I read that as "500 pound man bursts into flame" on the set of a live interview.
 
2013-03-28 10:05:13 PM  
Robert Garrison, described as 'a 30-year-old sado-masochist from Florida', will be hammered onto a giant wooden cross behind a glass window in view of passersby at Battlecam TV's headquarters in Los Angeles.

They'd better not nail through the palms if they want to be legit.  Gotta go through the wrist between the radius and the ulna to support the weight properly.  Go through the palms and they'll just tear.
 
2013-03-28 10:06:11 PM  
Let me get this straight.  If a guy is on another guy, doesn't that make it a homosexual or gay experience?

/his daddy must be so pround about his son's openmindedness and willingness to experiment
//or WBC Pastor Phelps now hates his own son
 
2013-03-28 10:08:10 PM  
Would love to see Leviathan chasing down some Phelpseses..

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-28 10:14:49 PM  
Oh the huge man.  No Tee.
 
2013-03-28 10:15:46 PM  

stirfrybry: oops wrong thread.

LOL


Well TFA did have a naked fat guy so it sort of still works.
 
2013-03-28 10:15:56 PM  
How the hell did they get him in the trailer?! O_O
 
2013-03-28 10:16:16 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-03-28 10:18:32 PM  
Well I know a 500 lb fatty everyone calls Big Bob. Insert Harold and Kumat go to Gitmo joke here.
 
2013-03-28 10:25:31 PM  
Of course, this is fake.  That's a local actor playing David.
 
2013-03-28 10:28:27 PM  
staged?
 
2013-03-28 10:28:36 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I hope the Phelps kid was forced to motorboat this guy's moobs nutsack and taint-roles that haven't been cleaned in years because the guy couldn't reach them.


Now that would be awesome.
 
2013-03-28 10:31:28 PM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: staged?


Very much.
 
2013-03-28 10:36:23 PM  
Staged or not, it couldn't have happened to a nicer asshole. Now, Billy, deploy to Rush Limbaugh's studio and do your stuff. As you are not a lean, nubile, brown skinned youth, he will get no joy from your nudity.
 
2013-03-28 10:37:05 PM  

trmpt99: Third_Uncle_Eno: staged?

Very much.


Did a fat bastard sit on a Phelps? I'd say the question of verisimilitude is academic at best, you homers.
 
2013-03-28 10:38:03 PM  

parkerlewis: Here comes the lawsuit.


They are gonna sue the pants off him!
 
2013-03-28 10:40:01 PM  
Tits or GTFO!

...okay, maybe not this time....
 
2013-03-28 10:40:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-28 10:44:23 PM  

willfullyobscure: trmpt99: Third_Uncle_Eno: staged?

Very much.

Did a fat bastard sit on a Phelps? I'd say the question of verisimilitude is academic at best, you homers.


Not academic.  I know the actor.  (I randomly clicked on the fark link and saw a familiar face.  At first, I thought he was doing the interview.  Then I saw him speak, and realized he was playing the role.)
 
2013-03-28 10:49:40 PM  
I think people are mystified and think "staged" because fark's headline was misleading.  Once the video is watched, it's apparent it's not some crazy guy burst onto a set where he was not supposed to be.

It's a bunch of sane people farking with Phelps.  And even as a straight guy, I want to have their babies.

Hero tag indeed!

/subby is bad and should feel bad
//of course, you know you're racing the clock on material this fantastic!
 
2013-03-28 10:51:28 PM  

sgnilward: [cache.gawker.com image 750x600]


shiattiest shop job ever.
They couldn't even copy & paste the first L to make the second one look the same.
 
2013-03-28 10:53:02 PM  

omeganuepsilon: I think people are mystified and think "staged" because fark's headline was misleading.  Once the video is watched, it's apparent it's not some crazy guy burst onto a set where he was not supposed to be.

It's a bunch of sane people farking with Phelps.  And even as a straight guy, I want to have their babies.

Hero tag indeed!

/subby is bad and should feel bad
//of course, you know you're racing the clock on material this fantastic!


No, it's staged because that isn't David Phelps.

See here for other pictures of the actor in stage productions:
images.morris.com
(Ironic one, eh?)

and:
www.topekacivictheatre.com
 
2013-03-28 10:57:03 PM  

trmpt99: omeganuepsilon: I think people are mystified and think "staged" because fark's headline was misleading.  Once the video is watched, it's apparent it's not some crazy guy burst onto a set where he was not supposed to be.

It's a bunch of sane people farking with Phelps.  And even as a straight guy, I want to have their babies.

Hero tag indeed!

/subby is bad and should feel bad
//of course, you know you're racing the clock on material this fantastic!

No, it's staged because that isn't David Phelps.

See here for other pictures of the actor in stage productions:

(Ironic one, eh?)

and:


Thanks for harshing my mellow.
 
2013-03-28 10:57:28 PM  
As amusing as it Is, the problem is that it's the wrong approach to the Phelps.  They're the ultimate attention whores.  It's their oxygen.  And not just in the seeking lawsuits sort of way.  I mean they fact that we despise them in their eyes validates them.  They live for this coverage.  It makes them feel like martyrs fighting against the heathens.  The best thing to do is ignore them until they fade away.
 
2013-03-28 10:59:15 PM  

trmpt99: No, it's staged because that isn't David Phelps.


Aaahh. Still, I don't think that's what some people meant upthread.

It's still not "staged" in that case.

Fake, skit, short, whatever, even fraud because it's put forth as factual.

Staged is something else imo, where a present member of the film is not in on the joke.(hence all the "of course it's staged" replies)
 
2013-03-28 11:02:17 PM  
"By the way Phelps, you're all out of toilet paper."
 
2013-03-28 11:11:24 PM  
"Hey Phelps, do you have a problem with shiat sticking to your beard?"

"Wha...Hell no"

"Great!" [fat guy wipes ass with Phelp's face]
 
2013-03-28 11:14:23 PM  
I can't remember the last time I laughed so long.
 
2013-03-28 11:16:05 PM  
 . . . sat on him and shouted: 'Who's your daddy now?'

I'M YOUR DADDY!
 
2013-03-28 11:17:17 PM  
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 
2013-03-28 11:18:41 PM  

Wolfmanjames: It's their oxygen. And not just in the seeking lawsuits sort of way.


And I await the assault charges. Not allowed to touch people without permission.
It's all on film. I understand folks not liking the Phelps clan, but this probably played out perfect for them.
 
2013-03-28 11:19:47 PM  
Sigh.  As much as the idea of this type of "revenge" makes me want to laugh, in the end it only fuels their hatred and prolongs their 15 minutes of shame.  Just ignore the ignorant, brainwashed, mental defectives.  Do not give them any more fuel for their bonfire of hatred.
 
2013-03-28 11:20:23 PM  

ArkAngel: Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?


"Diet is but a door, exercise is but a window: I'll be fat."
 
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