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(Twitchy)   Conservatives pitch a tent for free Chick-Fil-A. Some are setting up campsites outside, too   (twitchy.com) divider line 140
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2013-03-28 06:34:00 PM  
Is it like a snowball if you fark a chicken then eat it?
 
2013-03-28 06:40:25 PM  
Those idiots think this is still a big deal?

/seriously... who gives a f*ck?
 
2013-03-28 06:45:43 PM  
I never got the outrage in the first place, quite honestly. At least Chik Fil A somewhat walks the walk by closing on Sundays.
 
2013-03-28 06:46:01 PM  
Eh.  You see knaves do this whenever a chain opens up stores in a location they haven't been in.
 
2013-03-28 06:46:35 PM  
Honestly, there's really no way to know the political affiliation of these people. Free meals for a year would be pretty awesome for someone who's really struggling financially, and I'd wager at least a few of those people are thinking about that more than they are what Chik-Fil-A supports politically.
 
2013-03-28 06:47:44 PM  
When people lined up for Chipotle opening, I don't recall political affliction being a common trait.
 
2013-03-28 06:48:13 PM  
"Oh dear. Libs must be crying in their vegan meals!"

No, we're laughing at your stupidity, morans.
 
2013-03-28 06:49:28 PM  
I'd expect that this has far less to do with their political stances than with getting a years supply of free food.  Even if it is fast food chicken sandwiches, free is free.
 
2013-03-28 06:50:34 PM  
Boy, they sure are sticking it to those libs, amirite?

Guessing some broke folks that could use a sammich are as likely to be there as faithful GOP Common Clay.

They did so good at sticking it to the libs that they are about to completely lose the gay hating wars.
 
2013-03-28 06:50:40 PM  
A few years ago the only Taco Bell in town the town where I lived closed for renovations.  For months, we poor ($ and morally) taco deprived poor people without access to good real Mexican food waited and waited.  Opening day the line circled the block.  I was there and I don't even like the menu.  The moral of the story is that sometimes some people have too much time on their hands.
 
2013-03-28 06:51:30 PM  
Free food for a year?? If I lived nearby I'd be there too. That's a pretty sweet deal.

/love me some waffle fries
 
2013-03-28 06:51:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-28 06:52:12 PM  

gadian: A few years ago the only Taco Bell in town the town where I lived closed for renovations.  For months, we poor ($ and morally) taco deprived poor people without access to good real Mexican food waited and waited.  Opening day the line circled the block.  I was there and I don't even like the menu.  The moral of the story is that sometimes some people have too much time on their hands.


It sounds like living in Ohio, except replace "taco bell", with "anything good to eat anywhere".
 
2013-03-28 06:52:16 PM  
but... Conservatives... I was lead to believe there was no such thing as a free meal.
i bet they're a bunch of open palm Obama supporters!

/snark aside, Chick Fil A is all they have?  oh my, i feel so sorry for them :(
 
2013-03-28 06:56:30 PM  
How many of them are opportunists looking for free shiat and not the glorious Republican superhumans this guy thinks they are?
 
2013-03-28 06:59:17 PM  
charlie's chicken is better
 
2013-03-28 06:59:50 PM  

NYCNative: When people lined up for Chipotle opening, I don't recall political affliction being a common trait.


The owner of Chipotle doesn't go on television and declare gays to be immoral.

/of course Chipotle is a public company while chick-fil-a is a private company
//so more clue-full when it comes to public relations.
 
2013-03-28 06:59:50 PM  
Middle school antics again?
 
2013-03-28 06:59:56 PM  
I'll agree with social conservatives on the voting with your wallet thing.

That's why we flew to Iowa to get married.

/straight marriage
//smiled at the extra options on the forms when filling em out
 
2013-03-28 07:00:07 PM  
Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.
 
2013-03-28 07:00:41 PM  
Now that I'm thinking about it, I would totally pick up a free sandwich and walk away a few feet to lovingly feed it to my lesbian partner while we shared a drink and flirted.
 
2013-03-28 07:01:26 PM  
That's OK, guys. We're about to get DOMA and Prop. 8 struck down. But you... well, just keep eating that chicken.
 
2013-03-28 07:01:31 PM  
Seriously, we've been through this before.

Fark Chick-Fil-A, and if any of you feel the need to come in here and go HURR DURR it's a TASTY SANDWICH, fark you too.
 
2013-03-28 07:02:11 PM  
Does GOPBrazzers.com shut down on Sundays?  No? Then STFU, hypocrites.
 
2013-03-28 07:02:31 PM  
If you're camping out for a fast food restaurant then you're an idiot.
 
2013-03-28 07:02:31 PM  
Lining up to essentially beg for a free meal? This is what conservatives want to be proud of? Begging for handouts?
 
2013-03-28 07:02:48 PM  
Pretty sure there'd be people camping out wherever for free food for a year. Some people can't afford food, it's not surprising.

If cons think this is some political victory that's pretty funny.
 
2013-03-28 07:02:57 PM  
"Libs hardest hit..." by... what, now? So some fatties are camping out in front of disgusting chicken sandwich shops for free food. Uh... am I supposed to be upset? By the way, this happens every year in front of Walmart and Best Buy, places I also won't go into because they suck. It's called "Black Friday."

/enjoy, I guess...?
 
2013-03-28 07:03:02 PM  

Craptastic: Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.


Or Domino's.

Or Godfather's.

F*ck all the bigots in the anus.
 
2013-03-28 07:03:11 PM  
I skimmed the article and I can't tell.  Is that satire or are they serious?

I've only seen fark trolls use that sort of terminology before.
 
2013-03-28 07:03:25 PM  
And I'm supposed to wash that down with a big tall glass of pure heterosexual Florida Orange Juice?

www.thequ.co
 
2013-03-28 07:05:24 PM  
As if the imbecilic short form rants that define the very core of Twitter weren't bad enough, somebody actually created a website devoted to collecting the far-right tweets and then adding lowbrow commentary to them?

Whatever. Enjoy your juvenile enterprise. I guess if it gives you something to do with your fingers when they're not halfway up your nasal cavity, more power to you.
 
2013-03-28 07:05:51 PM  

Craptastic: Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.


Yeah but Papa John is oversweetened pap. It's pizza custom built for ultra fat, diabetes riddled republicans with no taste, just a need to cram as many shiatty calories in their food hole as possible so they can get to playing with meemaws front butt.

I actually like Chik-fil-a food though. Pickle on a chicken sandwich? BRILLIANT!
 
2013-03-28 07:06:24 PM  
These people are going to Chik-Fil-A because it's giving away free stuff.
 
2013-03-28 07:09:11 PM  

Craptastic: Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.


You got it wrong. Papa John's is supposed to be bought because they stopped advertising on Rush Limbaugh.

Craptastic: Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.


whidbey: Fark Chick-Fil-A, and if any of you feel the need to come in here and go HURR DURR it's a TASTY SANDWICH, fark you too.


coeyagi: Or Domino's.

Or Godfather's.

F*ck all the bigots in the anus.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: Those idiots think this is still a big deal?

/seriously... who gives a f*ck?


Asked and answered.
 
2013-03-28 07:09:40 PM  
We are getting a live report in right now from Ric Romero...let's here what he has to say.

DarwiOdrade: These people are going to Chik-Fil-A because it's giving away free stuff.


Thanks Ric.
 
2013-03-28 07:09:56 PM  
"Oh dear. Libs must be crying in their vegan meals!" (this is what conservatives actually believe)
 
2013-03-28 07:10:19 PM  
FTChick-Fil-A site: It's always exciting when a new Chick-fil-A Restaurant opens. But it's especially rewarding for 100 people who will be chosen to participate in the Grand Opening. Those "First 100" participants who comply with the official rules will receive a Grand Prize of one Chick-fil-A Meal per week for a year! Click on the links below to learn all of the details and rules, see photos, and find upcoming Grand Openings.

If there are more than 100 people present a raffle is held and 100 names (plus 10 alternates) are drawn. It is unnecessary to pitch a tent and live in squalor for several days. Just show up, sign in, get yer ticket.
 
2013-03-28 07:10:41 PM  

coeyagi: Craptastic: Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.

Or Domino's.

Or Godfather's.

F*ck all the bigots in the anus.


What pisses me off is that all these places that are doing things I disapprove of are places I already avoided because their food is just vile. Chick-Fil-A is just chicken rolled in brown dyed salt, Domino's has been nasty since time immemorial and Papa John's is barely any better (although I also don't do Pizza Hut because I'm lucky enough to have a really good pizza shop less than a mile away).

I can't boycott establishments I already wasn't patronizing...
 
2013-03-28 07:13:57 PM  

skozlaw: coeyagi: Craptastic: Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.

Or Domino's.

Or Godfather's.

F*ck all the bigots in the anus.

What pisses me off is that all these places that are doing things I disapprove of are places I already avoided because their food is just vile. Chick-Fil-A is just chicken rolled in brown dyed salt, Domino's has been nasty since time immemorial and Papa John's is barely any better (although I also don't do Pizza Hut because I'm lucky enough to have a really good pizza shop less than a mile away).

I can't boycott establishments I already wasn't patronizing...


It's almost like conservative philosophy puts profits first, with quality a distant second.
 
2013-03-28 07:14:25 PM  

skozlaw: As if the imbecilic short form rants that define the very core of Twitter weren't bad enough, somebody actually created a website devoted to collecting the far-right tweets and then adding lowbrow commentary to them?

Whatever. Enjoy your juvenile enterprise. I guess if it gives you something to do with your fingers when they're not halfway up your nasal cavity, more power to you.


The doctor told them they wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if they kept their fingers out of there.
 
2013-03-28 07:17:25 PM  

DarwiOdrade: These people are going to Chik-Fil-A because it's giving away free stuff.


Yup.  Back when Krispy Kreme was a big deal people camped out for their grand openings to get a free dozen donuts.
 
2013-03-28 07:21:05 PM  
So what have we witnessed this week?

. . .

Liberals getting excited about and lining up for seats for a possibly historic Supreme Court case on civil rights.

Conservatives getting excited about and lining up for greasy deep-fried chicken.

. . .

Yeah, sounds about right.
 
2013-03-28 07:21:28 PM  
Yeah, whatever you do, don't eat lead paint, or rat poison, as they are dangerous, and can hurt you.  This is a public service announcement from a libbitty libery libby lib.  So, pay attention!
 
2013-03-28 07:23:09 PM  

Krymson Tyde: "Oh dear. Libs must be crying in their vegan meals!" No, we're laughing at your stupidity, morans.


Over our homemade fried chicken, which is frankly leagues beyond Chick-Fil-A's.


Craptastic: Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.


Papa John hasn't gotten a cent from me for 8 years, when I called in an order and they sent it out from a store in the wrong farking county. Not even an adjacent county, either.
 
2013-03-28 07:26:03 PM  

skozlaw: As if the imbecilic short form rants that define the very core of Twitter weren't bad enough, somebody actually created a website devoted to collecting the far-right tweets and then adding lowbrow commentary to them?

Whatever. Enjoy your juvenile enterprise. I guess if it gives you something to do with your fingers when they're not halfway up your nasal cavity, more power to you.


The butt-hurt and crying at that site is epic.
 
2013-03-28 07:26:51 PM  

skozlaw: coeyagi: Craptastic: Not a damn dime of my money. Not one damn dime. You either, Papa John.

Or Domino's.

Or Godfather's.

F*ck all the bigots in the anus.

What pisses me off is that all these places that are doing things I disapprove of are places I already avoided because their food is just vile. Chick-Fil-A is just chicken rolled in brown dyed salt, Domino's has been nasty since time immemorial and Papa John's is barely any better (although I also don't do Pizza Hut because I'm lucky enough to have a really good pizza shop less than a mile away).

I can't boycott establishments I already wasn't patronizing...


ARMCHAIR ACTI-....wait, you're right!  Maybe that's why the "liberal boycott" of Chick-Fil-A in blue states wasn't effective because, well, there were no Chick-Fil-A restaurants to begin with
 
2013-03-28 07:27:27 PM  
The upside is its free of the dirty hippie types you find elsewhere.  The downside is now they're full of Mormons.
 
2013-03-28 07:30:18 PM  
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2013-03-28 07:31:03 PM  

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